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I Have a Cute Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 216 People

    My Penis Is Cute, Too!

    My penis is the standard 6 inches when aroused, although it is somewhat slender.  But when I'm soft, it's tiny. Thankfully, since I shave my balls and keep my bush neatly trimmed, my **** always looks cute - whether it's soft or hard.
    NaturalAndHealthy NaturalAndHealthy 31-35, T 2 Responses Aug 18, 2009

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    I Have A Purple Penis

    One day when I was walking through the meadow I found a turtle shaped sword.
    failmate failmate 70+ Aug 18, 2011

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    My Boy-thingy Is Sweet & Delicate, Too...

    Mine is just short of 5 inches long and an inch in diameter when hard. I shaved my privates initially to make it seem larger. But some women have remarked that the shaving makes it look sweet & delicate and referred to it as a boy-thingy. One called it a...
    michelleatv michelleatv 61-65, T 1 Response Dec 22, 2008

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    My Cute Penis

    I have such a cute little penis. When it is flaccid it is about 2 inches long and dangles. But when it is hard it grows to 7 inches in length and is about 5 inches in circumference. I have no problem tucking it into a pair of panties when it is flaccid and I look just like a...
    BarbieB BarbieB 56-60, M 7 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    She Said It Was Small And Cute

    well im 19 years old well yesterday i was with my girl friend she is 17 well we were making out she had me in my boxers well she then uses furry handcuffs to restrain me and she goes down and pulls my boxers off me and she started laughing and says im sorry i just thought it...
    johny4 johny4 18-21, M 2 Responses May 15, 2010

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    So I Have Been Told

    i have been told many times my penis is cute, this is just a polite way of saying its small or tiny, which i am already aware of. i keep myself shaved and even wax every so often for my guys, its amazing how much better it looks and feels this way..
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 17, 2009

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    Joyeria

    My boyfriend has a cute penis when is flaccid it is very cute and darling. I told that to him.
    joyeria joyeria 41-45 Oct 17, 2010

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    Yes You Can See Him

    I have a cute Penis, or at least I think so. His name is Tom. Sometimes I take him for walks. 
    morningstar45 morningstar45 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 29, 2011

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    Sure It Is

    but that's just another word for small...  I have been told its cute, dont know if that is a compliment or an insult..lol
    sc03 sc03 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 3, 2010

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    What Else To Say

    What else can the poor woman say if he is not big? ''You have a lovely average/small penis, it really does it for me''. Size isn't almost everything.
    deepurrpell deepurrpell 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 26, 2009

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    Hung Like a 5 Year Old.

    I have a small penis but the nice part is that it looks great when it is shaved. You would swear it should be part of a child. It looks even better when you peek at it from the waistband of a diaper. How cute!!
    SDToddler SDToddler 22-25, M 14 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Looks Great In Panties

    Yea, sure it may be short and small, but when I put on a pair of panties my package looks really really cute 
    l49331 l49331 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2, 2009

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    Cute Or What?

    Cute is not necessarily small but it may have proportions, shape and looks of a penis seen on a much younger person. However, it should not be large or have heavy veins and the head should be in proportion to its length. Its appearance should also be 'cute' whatever stage of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 31, 2013

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    No... Really .... Its Cute!

    Ok, you know what I mean! So ***** are really ugly! Some are ... well... cute. I happen to believe that I have a very cute penis! I am even thinking of making a penis of the month calendar and mine will be January.
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 20 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    My Penis Is Way Too Big To Be Called "cute" - But He's Handsome

    I was blessed. I don't have a musical talent. I'm not good at math. And I'm no athlete. Instead, God blessed me with an especially large penis, balls and bag. Which is really nice because so many men and women gauge a man by his 'manhood' between his legs. My penis has a...
    humanphallus humanphallus 61-65, M Aug 7, 2011

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    What Girls Say About My Penis

    I like to walk down memory lane in my mind. It seems I've gotten a lot of titilating comments about my penis. The first time I ever showed it to a girl, I was twelve, she was 9. She just giggled. The second time, we were both 15. She looked at it, grasped it with her hand...
    SizeandShape SizeandShape 41-45, M Dec 22, 2012

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    Is Mine Cute Too?

    Is my tiny, diapered peepee cute too? I hope you like it.
    poo4fun poo4fun 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    I wrote an experience already but I think I should update on what I did to 'talk' to my crush. I realized, and have noticed that I have balls to go up to any guy. Sometimes I get...
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    We were talking today and he said he was laughing because I'm always calling him cute but "I'm the cute one" and "I'm just... WOW" and ohmygod he makes me so happy and my friend...
    smpoetry smpoetry 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    These aren't ankle socks but they are SOOO cute :) I know everyone has to agree ^_^ and even tho I don't like plain color socks I LOVE gray socks especially gray foot liner socks...
    Fetish4life Fetish4life 18-21, T 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want a cute relationship with a cute boy that I can trust and love, and be loved by him Just to spend more time with people would be great but with a boyfriend and to go on...
    Lolbeansarefun Lolbeansarefun 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    My school friends areYazmin (Monkey)Shannon (Nemo)Jack (Chad)Katelyn (Dillo)MaggieThere not all like my friends...But i think theyd be considered my friends.Yazmin is my neighbor...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    22 problems anyone with a baby- face will relate to. I remember reading these points somewhere and I thoroughly enjoyed them, for most of them are so true. 1. People still think...
    hiddentears hiddentears 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    I first met my best friend/soul sis in first grade. We studied together in nursery and KG but I would usually stay at home so I didn't really have friends. I have a lot of cousins...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 12

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    When I joined EP I had my real name and a real picture of me. I swear to God I had more than one man talking to me, seriously. I'm no Megan Fox, I'm cute in some way but never...
    Amusec Amusec 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    lol I am very cute this is something I love about my self =)
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    hey girls I'm cute or no lol XD XD
    hmkspain hmkspain 16-17, M Sep 3

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    im wondering if my eye looks cute and if eye's affect the attraction of someone like myself? sorry about the photo being blury
    danworkshard danworkshard 13-15, M Sep 3

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    I'm in college right now and there's this really cute white guy a few doors down from my room. I really want to talk to him but I'm really why and awkward. Ideas?
    kelly1333 kelly1333 16-17 Sep 5

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    Pleasee :'c all of my friends are and now I just feel lonely.. I just want someone to cuddle with and play video games all day and cute nicknames :3 I would be the happiest person...
    BulletForMyValentineXx BulletForMyValentineXx 13-15, F 7 Responses Sep 5

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    Just got this today and ahhh!! I love it so much it's so cute and I need more!!! XD
    MacabreCannibal MacabreCannibal 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I can find it sometimes annoying and embarrassing when some people call me cute but at times I can take it as a complement XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F Sep 7

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    Specially short cute Asian chicks, with curves.
    m33lad m33lad 31-35, M Sep 9

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    ypp girls i'm cute or no lol
    hmkspain hmkspain 16-17, M Sep 9

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    Damnnnn I was one sexy baby haha I was cute Cx and now I'm all uglyyy ~.~ fck!!!
    PrincessManuela PrincessManuela 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 9

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    Is me and my bf a cute couple I know this is a experience but it won't let put pics on question
    hayhaytaytay hayhaytaytay 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 10

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    I am a female and my boss is female. I think she is so cute! I am a new hire and I've been on the job for less than a month. She approached me on my second day and said she had...
    sumsang sumsang 31-35 2 Responses Sep 13

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    Cute girls Hit me up need someone cool to talk 2....👏👏👏
    Aaron10000 Aaron10000 18-21, M Sep 16

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    Yea a lot of guys I've met think I'm cute and we'll I hope girls are the same
    DVDiaperboy DVDiaperboy 13-15, M Sep 17

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    Small children are just naturally the cutest things in the world and say some of the most funniest and coolest things out there and are just fun to be around
    Jacob1349035 Jacob1349035 16-17, M 2 Responses Sep 20

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    Me: "Hey Mark!" Little cousin: "If you were an animal you would be a cow" Like, literally, the CUTEST things!(-.-")
    UnicornsBlood UnicornsBlood 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 20

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    Taken Everybody that I ever cared for is taken or going to be taken. fml I love so many people in reality and on ep. I treat people with high respect and loyalty. I am on...
    unforgivablyuseless unforgivablyuseless 13-15, M Sep 20

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    I only like them someone's wearing them with shoes I think it's cute but when they've got no shoes on its got to be either bare foot or normal socks.
    mparker7789 mparker7789 22-25, M Sep 21

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    Kids may annoy me... But they're just so darn cute. D: I someday, want one!
    zed2223 zed2223 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 21

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    He is cute but he only wants to fool around with me. Damm that guy.
    sweetregret sweetregret 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    Awwwwww to cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I love cute little kisses on the forehead and nose. Or just plain cuddling :3 it just seems like the sweetest gesture a guy can do.
    0famouslastword0 0famouslastword0 13-15, F 6 days ago

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