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I Have a Cute Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 216 People

    Joyeria

    My boyfriend has a cute penis when is flaccid it is very cute and darling. I told that to him.
    joyeria joyeria 41-45 Oct 17, 2010

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    I Have A Purple Penis

    One day when I was walking through the meadow I found a turtle shaped sword.
    failmate failmate 70+ Aug 18, 2011

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    No... Really .... Its Cute!

    Ok, you know what I mean! So ***** are really ugly! Some are ... well... cute. I happen to believe that I have a very cute penis! I am even thinking of making a penis of the month calendar and mine will be January.
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 20 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    Is Mine Cute Too?

    Is my tiny, diapered peepee cute too? I hope you like it.
    poo4fun poo4fun 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    Hung Like a 5 Year Old.

    I have a small penis but the nice part is that it looks great when it is shaved. You would swear it should be part of a child. It looks even better when you peek at it from the waistband of a diaper. How cute!!
    SDToddler SDToddler 22-25, M 14 Responses Sep 10, 2008

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    Looks Great In Panties

    Yea, sure it may be short and small, but when I put on a pair of panties my package looks really really cute 
    l49331 l49331 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2, 2009

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    Cute Or What?

    Cute is not necessarily small but it may have proportions, shape and looks of a penis seen on a much younger person. However, it should not be large or have heavy veins and the head should be in proportion to its length. Its appearance should also be 'cute' whatever stage of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 31, 2013

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    She Said It Was Small And Cute

    well im 19 years old well yesterday i was with my girl friend she is 17 well we were making out she had me in my boxers well she then uses furry handcuffs to restrain me and she goes down and pulls my boxers off me and she started laughing and says im sorry i just thought it...
    johny4 johny4 18-21, M 2 Responses May 15, 2010

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    Sure It Is

    but that's just another word for small...  I have been told its cute, dont know if that is a compliment or an insult..lol
    sc03 sc03 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 3, 2010

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    My Penis Is Cute, Too!

    My penis is the standard 6 inches when aroused, although it is somewhat slender.  But when I'm soft, it's tiny. Thankfully, since I shave my balls and keep my bush neatly trimmed, my **** always looks cute - whether it's soft or hard.
    NaturalAndHealthy NaturalAndHealthy 31-35, T 2 Responses Aug 18, 2009

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    What Girls Say About My Penis

    I like to walk down memory lane in my mind. It seems I've gotten a lot of titilating comments about my penis. The first time I ever showed it to a girl, I was twelve, she was 9. She just giggled. The second time, we were both 15. She looked at it, grasped it with her hand...
    SizeandShape SizeandShape 41-45, M Dec 22, 2012

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    My Penis Is Way Too Big To Be Called "cute" - But He's Handsome

    I was blessed. I don't have a musical talent. I'm not good at math. And I'm no athlete. Instead, God blessed me with an especially large penis, balls and bag. Which is really nice because so many men and women gauge a man by his 'manhood' between his legs. My penis has a...
    humanphallus humanphallus 61-65, M Aug 7, 2011

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    My Cute Penis

    I have such a cute little penis. When it is flaccid it is about 2 inches long and dangles. But when it is hard it grows to 7 inches in length and is about 5 inches in circumference. I have no problem tucking it into a pair of panties when it is flaccid and I look just like a...
    BarbieB BarbieB 56-60, M 8 Responses Aug 20, 2008

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    Yes You Can See Him

    I have a cute Penis, or at least I think so. His name is Tom. Sometimes I take him for walks. 
    morningstar45 morningstar45 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 29, 2011

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    My Boy-thingy Is Sweet & Delicate, Too...

    Mine is just short of 5 inches long and an inch in diameter when hard. I shaved my privates initially to make it seem larger. But some women have remarked that the shaving makes it look sweet & delicate and referred to it as a boy-thingy. One called it a...
    michelleatv michelleatv 61-65, T 1 Response Dec 22, 2008

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    What Else To Say

    What else can the poor woman say if he is not big? ''You have a lovely average/small penis, it really does it for me''. Size isn't almost everything.
    deepurrpell deepurrpell 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 26, 2009

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    So I Have Been Told

    i have been told many times my penis is cute, this is just a polite way of saying its small or tiny, which i am already aware of. i keep myself shaved and even wax every so often for my guys, its amazing how much better it looks and feels this way..
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 17, 2009

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    ...hmm... i joined this group when i was on my quest for tokens which sadly i have just given up on now. *sighs* Seeing as though no matter how many i join or how much i write and...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 28

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    aww! he is so funny when he starts making his own language while caressing me.. he cracks me up. cute cute cute.
    ladywarelock ladywarelock 36-40, F Sep 9

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    I really like this guy...( I'm in the closet btw) He's nice, funny, cute and I'm so comfortable being around him. I flirt with him and he flirts back to me (I think) bc onetime we...
    abelive06 abelive06 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I think penises look ugly, and a bit deformed. Okay, I know it's bad but if it's on the right guy, I suppose I won't care. Precum tastes gross and salty, balls look like a sack of...
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 10 Responses Aug 24

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    Why do people stick their penis's at me? I have one thanks, but I don't want to see another especially not another guy's. I want more msgs of *****'s!! Thanks
    TransAsian TransAsian 26-30, T Aug 26

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    I did it I'm a cartoon now hmmm aren't I cute. I've been cutefied.
    ThaQueen1 ThaQueen1 18-21, F Aug 27

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    I am cute. JK but really I want to lose weight and wear cute clothes... I want to grow my hair too..
    hooncaramello hooncaramello 18-21, F Aug 27

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    Girls at my school tell me I'm cute but I know they're lying :b am I? I don't think I'm cute, I think I'm... Meh.
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    This is something I say with my friends at work. People Are always eating peanuts there and thought this would be funny. "Do you want some peanuts?" "Do I want some what...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F Sep 2

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    We were talking today and he said he was laughing because I'm always calling him cute but "I'm the cute one" and "I'm just... WOW" and ohmygod he makes me so happy and my friend...
    smpoetry smpoetry 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    I don't know where to start about this. Okay, I'm not a lezzy nor am I am misogynist. Just to clear that out. Though, I have always wished I was a boy. Did society make me think...
    dustyoldclock dustyoldclock 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    My school friends areYazmin (Monkey)Shannon (Nemo)Jack (Chad)Katelyn (Dillo)MaggieThere not all like my friends...But i think theyd be considered my friends.Yazmin is my neighbor...
    KovusShame KovusShame 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    22 problems anyone with a baby- face will relate to. I remember reading these points somewhere and I thoroughly enjoyed them, for most of them are so true. 1. People still think...
    hiddentears hiddentears 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I first met my best friend/soul sis in first grade. We studied together in nursery and KG but I would usually stay at home so I didn't really have friends. I have a lot of cousins...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    Hehe I love cute things and floral!! <333 also can't forget bows :*
    tiashepherdx tiashepherdx 13-15, F Aug 18

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    I don't see what's so wrong about it I can't help I like cute guys don't be so good looking and I won't like you as much
    renguard renguard 16-17, M Aug 18

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    I love when little kids say things because they say nothing but the truth and it's cute no matter what they say
    Marielights Marielights 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    My crush is gonna come over sometime and were gonna watch a movie any cute clothes I could were I know he likes me like I wanna look cute around him what should I were (nothing...
    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156 16-17, F Aug 24

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    Cuteness is a gift from God, and it's a quality that's not strange to Him at all. Lambs and doves in particular are adorable.
    GreenButtercup GreenButtercup 36-40, F Aug 24

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    to clear the air before i get into my post i want to let everyone know that I have a physical preference for chubby/fat girls, but I'm not shallow because personality matters most...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 24

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    Every time something comes up that's cute, my heart breaks. I don't know why, but I don't like it because I can't enjoy anything happy or nice. Does anyone else feel like this?
    ORCoastal ORCoastal 18-21, M Aug 27

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    I Would Rather Be Called Cute/Beautiful Than Sexy Bomb.
    DaisyLopez DaisyLopez 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 29

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    Cute is for puppydogs and babies
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 29

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    Dating. Is crazy. But called normal. Cute is desired. Until cute disagrees with us. Or cheats on us. Good guys finnish last. Due to looks. Or morals. Or...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 30

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    When I joined EP I had my real name and a real picture of me. I swear to God I had more than one man talking to me, seriously. I'm no Megan Fox, I'm cute in some way but never...
    Joojo3 Joojo3 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    lol I am very cute this is something I love about my self =)
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    hey girls I'm cute or no lol XD XD
    hmkspain hmkspain 16-17, M Sep 3

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    im wondering if my eye looks cute and if eye's affect the attraction of someone like myself? sorry about the photo being blury
    danworkshard danworkshard 13-15, M Sep 3

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    I'm in college right now and there's this really cute white guy a few doors down from my room. I really want to talk to him but I'm really why and awkward. Ideas?
    kelly1333 kelly1333 16-17 Sep 5

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    Pleasee :'c all of my friends are and now I just feel lonely.. I just want someone to cuddle with and play video games all day and cute nicknames :3 I would be the happiest person...
    BulletForMyValentineXx BulletForMyValentineXx 13-15, F 5 Responses Sep 5

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    Just got this today and ahhh!! I love it so much it's so cute and I need more!!! XD
    MacabreCannibal MacabreCannibal 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    I can find it sometimes annoying and embarrassing when some people call me cute but at times I can take it as a complement XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F Sep 7

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