I am in a deep dark place. I think it might be the place below rock bottom because I hit that a while back, and kept falling. And it's not the gutter either. Cuz I've been there too. And I mean that very literally though. I fell out of a cab and woke up in a gutter. And no, the...
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
While I'd hate to be at the receiving end of any of these one-liners, I can appreciate the humour involved. I also enjoy the cause-and-effect they contain, the kind of puns that leave me shaking my head. Much as I wish I could take credit for these, I found it elsewhere on...
hit it in the head with a hammer
what do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
sandy hook survivor
what did daddy tell his little girl when she pointed between his crotch when he was naked and asked what it was?
his man stick
what did he say when she asked when she could...