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I Have a Dead Parrot

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      Mr. Smuggler : 'Ello. I wish to register a complaint. (The owner has his back to the register and does not respond.) Mr. Smuggler : 'Ello, Miss? Owner :(turning around, very angry) What do you mean, "miss"? Mr. Smuggler : I'm sorry, I have a cold...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Mar 21, 2009

    E's Not Dead......

        E's not dead, E's just restin'.... Pinin' for the Fjords......
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    26-30
    Jun 23, 2008
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