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I Have A Dick

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 112 People

    Hmm.... This Is About Real Dicks?

    Thought this was about a metaphorical ****. But I do have a real **** as well. And come to think about it, I can be a bit of a **** also...:-)
    OkayBut OkayBut 46-50, M May 7, 2010

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    ...i Would Like To Think So...

    yes i have one!! i dont know what i would do without it lol
    mi25ke mi25ke 26-30, M May 26, 2010

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    I Know Freshy Does!!!

    I know Freshy Has a ****!!!!! I got the pictures to Prove it!!!!Yumm yumm yumm!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 29, 2010

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    Weapon Of Choice

    its between two lemons,gotta head like a peach,shape of a banana,size of a cucumber.....tastes like sugarcandy !
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 31, 2010

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    98corvette 98corvette 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    My **** And I

    I love my ****.I am proud of my **** because so far, he has never let me down.No I am not some ******* pervert and no I shall not post my **** all over the Internet.I genuinely care about my **** and I'm pretty picky about who I let my **** meet.He depends on me for protection...
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2011

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    Have **** Will Travel

    I have a **** and I'm not scared to use him if I have to. I take him with me everywhere and sometimes I let him go sightseeing. This is always a thrill for him and I like to go along and share his many adventures. Sometimes he will go on vacation without...
    morningstar45 morningstar45 22-25, M 6 Responses Nov 27, 2010

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    I Sure Do Like It

    I'm not trying to be creepy or anything, but I'm honestly proud of my ****. It's not huge, but it's not small and it's just a really attractive specimen haha. There I said it.
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis 22-25, M 30 Responses Dec 29, 2010

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    Haven't seen a big **** in a while, anyone got one?
    ilovebig1 ilovebig1 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    If I never spoke with you before or conversed with you on something you write or I wrote then what makes you think I'll add you? Don't come out of the blue and try to hit me up and...
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    You know people always say it's gonna be okay it's gonna be fine but tbh I'm **** of hearing that I wanna be able to say I am okay I am fine!!😭😭😭. I always think to myself...
    MalachaiP MalachaiP 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    If somebody is trying to help you don't be a ****
    quanclopes quanclopes 16-17, M Jul 1

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    My boyfriends a **** !! Let's me down for my birthday and doesn't understand that he's upset me says I'm being childish. Okay yeah it's a concert he said he would pay for a ticket...
    Butterflyfairy23 Butterflyfairy23 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    Always have,ever since I was a boy.I still laugh at "**** and Fart" jokes haha.
    McKnight94 McKnight94 18-21, M 5 Responses Jul 4

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    I started smoking weed when I was 16. My Dad caught me doing it and took my weed. This made me hate my Dad. I acted so mean to him when really he was just trying to keep me safe. I...
    kevin1080123 kevin1080123 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    I was in a relationship a while ago with an epic girl and I honestly treated her like ****. Now that I look back I realize I was really a ****. Karnas most likely the reason I...
    scottiekay scottiekay 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 6

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    It's quite entertaining when someone try's to **** with you. And you **** with them harder. Example: random dude- are you a girl trying to be a guy or a guy trying to be a girl? Me...
    kitties1113 kitties1113 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    My heart is not your **** so stop playing with it.
    rsiddika rsiddika 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Fatagustus the giant 820 pound fatty is a total fake he is a **** that leads chubby chasers on only to insult you and block you.... Plus he thinks gay guys are disgusting and...
    Gainerguy Gainerguy 16-17 Jul 17

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    It feels amazing and out of this world when my bf flicks his tongue on my piercing. When he slaps his **** on my vch piercing, I squirt. One of the best feelings other than him...
    brownskinnedbeauty brownskinnedbeauty 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    when a guy normally messages you on line and asked you your age it can mean two things 1: he's already in trouble with the law for talking to under age girls or 2: he wants...
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Hey hugs add me on snapchat at : joey.dickey
    mrbuckets15 mrbuckets15 13-15, M Jul 18

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    i have a big ****! want to try?hahah
    mrlonely21 mrlonely21 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Anyone wanna snapchat with me? If you do add me: joey.dickey
    mrbuckets15 mrbuckets15 13-15, M Jul 19

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    i sucked my brothers **** when i was a little boy.
    mrlonely21 mrlonely21 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 19

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    I have a feeling I might regret this but hey, you only live once , Right? My snapchat user name is cha0s_kn1ght. All dicks will get blocked lol Let's see what kind of interesting...
    JandAlove JandAlove 22-25 1 Response Jul 21

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    This is me sucking a **** and have a ***** to
    dich dich 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    New age girl by Deadeye ****
    theluckyduck theluckyduck 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I've always done my best to tell the truth(as I see it) to anyone, even if its awkward, painful, even if it seems im just being a ****, im not mean just to be mean, I will have a...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    When I say annoying, I mean that she says and does things that makes me think "wtf? you really think thats funny?" or or "why would you even say/do that?" Shes a good sister, she...
    JosephMichaelSmith JosephMichaelSmith 18-21, M Jul 10

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    So I lived 5min away from this guy, we spoke everyday for a year.. Crazily enough we never met up, because I was too scared and have massive anxiety etc.. So we never met but I'm...
    dontkillmyvibe17 dontkillmyvibe17 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    25/06/14 I dreamed I was in some high-tech, modern futuristic hotel; it was beautiful. I was standing on a glass walkway at night, above the high rise rooms looking out to the...
    xSundip xSundip 18-21, M Jul 22

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    My life has been roller coaster in every sense. I come from middle class family in India where mom was bread earner & father was mentally sick. Father didn't even know I was born...
    smilealllife smilealllife 31-35, M 21 hrs ago

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    Since I'm the only person in this category thus far, I suppose I'll explain what this means for me. For as long as I can remember, I have subconsciously assigned personalities to...
    Visola Visola 22-25, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I woke up this morning feeling worse than I did yesterday. I haven't talked to my fiance about any of this and I really want too. I worry that he will dismiss my feelings and tell...
    CatLover311 CatLover311 22-25, F 16 hrs ago

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    I am a single lady of 57, I'd never heard of Sister Wives or polygamy until the television show. The very first episode I realized THIS was the type of family I'd always dreamt of...
    Darklydancing Darklydancing 56-60, F 21 mins ago

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    Hi guys, I'm back and I've got a question. Do any of you lift weights? I am looking for some input. I have been lifting lately and so far the gains have been slow. I have lost a...
    Medic8or Medic8or 22-25 22 hrs ago

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    1. Read a book intermittently and finished it in a decade. Yes! That tough! 2. Set (probably) 1k sqm of field on fire. 3. Had a minor accident last Saturday. 4. I played with...
    EruIluvatar EruIluvatar 70+, F 18 hrs ago

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    It's been a while since I have been truly active in EP. I have used this site as a place to vent out for years and it has helped me a lot in my journey for my personal growth and...
    LackofabetterName LackofabetterName 22-25, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    I have always dreamed about having a Vagina, I desperately want to be the woman I know I am full time. I have a long road ahead but I know one day I will have a full sex change and...
    LisaTG LisaTG 26-30, T 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    I have suffered with anxiety attacks since I was 8 years old! 1993 I was diagnosed with FMS/CFS I seemed to cope OK for a while but the anxiety crept back in over a few years along...
    faceily faceily 41-45, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    It's the worst kind of love. The kind that looks straight into your eyes as it stabs you in the back. There's someone I have loved for almost a year now. He doesn't know. I have...
    supersofie supersofie 16-17, F 46 mins ago

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    dear my EP associates, if you have added me to your circle, the only reason I havent added back is because we have not talked. if you wish to have me add you back, please talk. i...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 21 hrs ago

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    Well I don't really but I know what it is like to have one, I used to have one till I mastered how to talk English. But it's sexy to have an accent makes you stand more IMO
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 19 hrs ago

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    [Note: Most of this was posted as a comment on someone else's story.] I think jealousy comes from fear. You've met a person who rocks your world, but because he/she is attractive...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    My family has a history of diseases, especially cancer. These diseases were what left my mother and her siblings orphans at young ages. I knew that one of my grandparents was...
    JumpingTomatoes JumpingTomatoes 16-17 14 hrs ago

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    When I was 18 years old I got my 1st DUI, following that when I was 19 I came across my 2nd. I served My time, completed counseling, outpatient therapy, group classes, had an...
    BarteringJoe BarteringJoe 26-30, M 14 hrs ago

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    I'm very uncomfortable about announcing this in public, although it's kind of anonymous. For the last days every time I tend to be overeating I find myself purging in the bathroom...
    truestory101 truestory101 18-21, F 13 hrs ago