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I Have A Dick

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    My **** And I

    I love my ****.I am proud of my **** because so far, he has never let me down.No I am not some ******* pervert and no I shall not post my **** all over the Internet.I genuinely care about my **** and I'm pretty picky about who I let my **** meet.He depends on me for protection...
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2011

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    Hmm.... This Is About Real Dicks?

    Thought this was about a metaphorical ****. But I do have a real **** as well. And come to think about it, I can be a bit of a **** also...:-)
    OkayBut OkayBut 46-50, M May 7, 2010

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    Have **** Will Travel

    I have a **** and I'm not scared to use him if I have to. I take him with me everywhere and sometimes I let him go sightseeing. This is always a thrill for him and I like to go along and share his many adventures. Sometimes he will go on vacation without...
    morningstar45 morningstar45 22-25, M 7 Responses Nov 27, 2010

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    ...i Would Like To Think So...

    yes i have one!! i dont know what i would do without it lol
    mi25ke mi25ke 26-30, M May 26, 2010

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    Miccof Miccof 46-50, M Aug 24

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    I Sure Do Like It

    I'm not trying to be creepy or anything, but I'm honestly proud of my ****. It's not huge, but it's not small and it's just a really attractive specimen haha. There I said it.
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis 22-25, M 30 Responses Dec 29, 2010

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    Weapon Of Choice

    its between two lemons,gotta head like a peach,shape of a banana,size of a cucumber.....tastes like sugarcandy !
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 31, 2010

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    PopTownRuler08 PopTownRuler08 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I Know Freshy Does!!!

    I know Freshy Has a ****!!!!! I got the pictures to Prove it!!!!Yumm yumm yumm!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 29, 2010

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    Hey I like dicks just as much as any other person into men does but really your **** has its own profile... sometimes idk... So I'm sure your penis is all that and a bag of chips...
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    Any one in surrey England want there **** sucked?
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 17

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    I want a **** to play with wen ever I want
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I want some pic of ****. Im really horny.
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    1) peace 2) love 3) freedom 4) family 5) that good ****
    gorgeoushobo gorgeoushobo 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Youngdick2346 7 inch **** but I'll go clean or dirty with anyone boy or girl
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    i hate horny guys who think theY CAN JUST ******* SEND YOU **** PICS OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE IT'S A HELLO
    queentheresa queentheresa 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 19

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    All these guys keep sending women pictures of their dicks, and I'm just sitting here, like, "I wonder what I got to eat in the kitchen?"
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    A poem for the dumbass pervs here on ep: Dirty talk, **** pics, and harassment. We been the victim of all that. Seems you do not get tired of that. Our frustration, annoyance...
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Recently I was talking to this dude I met at some place. The first time he stood me up, it sounded like an honest mistake. We were going to hang out at a park but he wasn't sure if...
    ahsfan445 ahsfan445 16-17, F Aug 21

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    So the other night this guy asked me if I liked Disney movies and I'm like yes why ... "Oh only bc chicks that dig Disney movies have this false reality about living happily ever...
    muffinpowers muffinpowers 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    any guys in northern nj want to ****? I'll bottom and suck any ****
    FrankFab FrankFab 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 29

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    When you call right after you sent ya **** pic and it goes straight to voicemail
    Chasemanning Chasemanning 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 29

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    Who can i send a pic of my **** to
    Kingrogelio187 Kingrogelio187 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 31

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    I first laid eyes on him when I was a freshman in high school. He was one grade ahead of me. He was tall, fit, and very attractive. He wasn't dressed like the other guys at our...
    amazingcuzitis amazingcuzitis 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    My ****. Is like an M16, yo ****, broken vending machine!
    Roninturnedmartyr Roninturnedmartyr 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    I can't stop thinking about sucking ****. I going to dream about it again tonight!!
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Hi, um this is my first post. Just saying. Um, my name is Daniel, I am bisexual and I wanna tell you about a dream I have, that is really important. Like I really hate sharing this...
    AnUnknownOne AnUnknownOne 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Giant dicked dude looking for big boobed beauty :P add: tiesz
    lovehugetits lovehugetits 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Giant dicked dude looking for big boobed beauty :P add: tiesz
    lovehugetits lovehugetits 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    ***** is a perfectly acceptable insult, like I'd call you a **** but you're not real enough
    FluffyTheCerealKiller FluffyTheCerealKiller 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Mmmm with a fat **** yummy
    lostgirlbree lostgirlbree 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I literally am reading all these stories and my heart aches. I have been in two mental hospitals and been batteling depression for six years. I have cutt every place there is skin...
    Gonzales96 Gonzales96 18-21, F 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    My mother is a narcissist. My dad is her faithful enabler. They have been married for 52 years and to this day he does what she says. My mother was never home growing up. When...
    pistacchia pistacchia 46-50, F 12 hrs ago

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    My mom was a single parent to me and I'm an only child. She worked her *** off providing for me.. So I spent most of my time growing up with babysitters and family members. She did...
    sunshiineee sunshiineee 22-25, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    I am so incredibly heartbroken:( I have just learned that my uncle & Cousin's family dog, Skyler passed away yesterday. This dog was like my very own. He was loved by so many...
    MKM18 MKM18 18-21, F 5 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    i have no problem with interacial any thing but sometimes its not that simple ....like people say love is color blind..maybe love is...but people are not......and it depends on who...
    amie26 amie26 31-35, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    My mother trashes my integrity every time she can. This last time is the point of no return for me... I have been a good daughter my entire life. I have been successful and...
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    I have problems with anxiety ever since I know about myself, and I'm currently having an identity crisis that's really severe. I've been to one psychotherapy already, it did help...
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    I made a horrible decision(s) He was my friend He was my older sister's friend too He was my affair I was his affair He was 18 And it happened 3 times If the worst situations came...
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    So there is no more court. My lawyer did play the 911 tape though. It's got me curious to know if the guy who saved my life is on at least Facebook. His name is Blake Walters but...
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    I have had stage 3 HS for 11 years now. When It first showed up I was so embarrassed I didn't tell anyone I was living in South Carolina at the time in foster so it wasn't like I...
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    I have a pretty bad case of ptsd. I have done service overseas, in Iraq, in both the Marines and the Army. As was the case with most guys, I bought into the duty and honor of...
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    I'm clearing my head. Today has sucked major *** and if I think about it I will never go to sleep and I will need my sleep for tmrw. Going to face someone tmrw who I don't want to...
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