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I Have A Dick

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    My **** And I

    I love my ****.I am proud of my **** because so far, he has never let me down.No I am not some ******* pervert and no I shall not post my **** all over the Internet.I genuinely care about my **** and I'm pretty picky about who I let my **** meet.He depends on me for protection...
    RagingSkillet RagingSkillet 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2011

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    I Know Freshy Does!!!

    I know Freshy Has a ****!!!!! I got the pictures to Prove it!!!!Yumm yumm yumm!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 29, 2010

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    Have **** Will Travel

    I have a **** and I'm not scared to use him if I have to. I take him with me everywhere and sometimes I let him go sightseeing. This is always a thrill for him and I like to go along and share his many adventures. Sometimes he will go on vacation without...
    morningstar45 morningstar45 22-25, M 7 Responses Nov 27, 2010

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    PopTownRuler08 PopTownRuler08 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    ...i Would Like To Think So...

    yes i have one!! i dont know what i would do without it lol
    mi25ke mi25ke 26-30, M May 26, 2010

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    I Sure Do Like It

    I'm not trying to be creepy or anything, but I'm honestly proud of my ****. It's not huge, but it's not small and it's just a really attractive specimen haha. There I said it.
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis 22-25, M 30 Responses Dec 29, 2010

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    Weapon Of Choice

    its between two lemons,gotta head like a peach,shape of a banana,size of a cucumber.....tastes like sugarcandy !
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M May 31, 2010

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    Miccof Miccof 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Hmm.... This Is About Real Dicks?

    Thought this was about a metaphorical ****. But I do have a real **** as well. And come to think about it, I can be a bit of a **** also...:-)
    OkayBut OkayBut 46-50, M May 7, 2010

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    I've always done my best to tell the truth(as I see it) to anyone, even if its awkward, painful, even if it seems im just being a ****, im not mean just to be mean, I will have a...
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    Why do guys think girls wear makeup for them? Do you honestly think I spent $20 on a blush to make your **** hard? No. Calm down.
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    How do you get **** from Richard? You ask nicely.
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    Miserablechildhood Miserablechildhood 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 11

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    FurryBabes Kik, Yes I Do Have One. BUT If you're going to message me. Here are things you need to know before you send that message. • I Do Not Send Photos • I Do Not Want to...
    FurryBabe FurryBabe 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    So there were these two co-workers that were nearing the end of a rough week at work, and they wanted nothing more than to blow off some steam after their shift ended, which meant...
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 36-40, M Aug 13

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    Today for the first time, when I *********** that something came out of my ****. It wasn't ***, idk what is was but FINALLY, something is happening!
    ben13579 ben13579 13-15, M 4 Responses Aug 13

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    i'm living in istanbul Turkey and there is so crowded bus here. every time i wanna grope somebody.. yesterday i came at work with a bus and there is a women front of me. She was...
    kiymix kiymix 26-30, M Aug 15

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    I want either a military service man or a police officer/fireman bf. either way he's gotta be a sexy *ss man in uniform. And he's gotta be buffish so he can make feel all little...
    Pinkyschwear23 Pinkyschwear23 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    1) peace 2) love 3) freedom 4) family 5) that good ****
    gorgeoushobo gorgeoushobo 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    i hate horny guys who think theY CAN JUST ******* SEND YOU **** PICS OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE IT'S A HELLO
    queentheresa queentheresa 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 19

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    All these guys keep sending women pictures of their dicks, and I'm just sitting here, like, "I wonder what I got to eat in the kitchen?"
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 20

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    A poem for the dumbass pervs here on ep: Dirty talk, **** pics, and harassment. We been the victim of all that. Seems you do not get tired of that. Our frustration, annoyance...
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