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I Have a Dirty Mind

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    I Always Though It Was Just For Men

    I thought to have a dirty mind was a gu thing.  I always felt kind of mortified by some of my fantasies.  I'm glad to see here that many women have a dirty mind also.  I guess it just must be human nature.  I mean look at all the members here!  I'm horny...
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 24 Responses Sep 25, 2007

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    Im Dirtier Then My Husband At Times

    My husband thinks i have the worst dirty mind ever.....I can talk and make up stories from experiences and non experiences and he some times gets horny or turned off. I think it must be a family gene that we get this from. lol
    heidt77 heidt77 26-30, F 8 Responses Feb 14, 2007

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    I Can't Be The Only One That Does This...

    I never realized how dirty my mind really is until the other day when I caught myself wondering what kind of **** the elderly couple sitting in front of me at the movies would be into. Appalled and slightly disgusted with the mental images I decided to draw the line and no more...
    Benassi Benassi 22-25, F 35 Responses Jul 30, 2013

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    A Dirty Mind. a Living Fanasy!!!

    Just the other night we were playing cribabage and my husband says "lets play ***** cibabage.  Wow, everyone is game! Our male friend has 12 pieces of clothing  and his wife has eight and my hu sband has 5, well that leaves me with four. Well, since i lost do you...
    wildorchid01 wildorchid01 36-40, F 8 Responses Apr 9, 2009

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    Dispite being a virign,

    and not looking for someone just for sex, and saving my viriginity for someone special. I have a lot of sexual thoughts.
    4EverBlissful 4EverBlissful 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 10

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    By pus*sy licking is it possible to get HIV

    or any infection ?? Please tell me
    rezgarov rezgarov 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    I hate when people tell me to get my mind out

    of the gutter. Without the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M Aug 7

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    My Labia Minora

    I've been thinking about sex more ever since I graduated high school. I want to stretch my labia minora and let someone caress it with their tongues. A lot of ppl are doing it now, it makes for hot sex in the bedroom. At night i pull at it but then i stop, because "what if i...
    ShariAna ShariAna 22-25, F 15 Responses Aug 9, 2007

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    Interesting...

    A dirty mind keeps life interesting, lol
    TheGuRoo TheGuRoo 31-35 Aug 19, 2013

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    I guess this is more of an intimate moment with

    myself. I am currently abstinent but always full of sexual energy and I love it. One day a friend and I decided to take a trip to tge adult store to see what we could find. I decided to buy a remote control wireless vibrator. Hey why not. So I though it would be interesting to...
    Music2MySoul Music2MySoul 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    Example Of A Dirty Mind

    I was bored one day and started playing with a big lump of clay and this is what I ended up making with it. LOL !
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 7 Responses Jul 26, 2011

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    Ever Wanted To...

    ..break someone, just because they dared you? So, not much of a story, but more of a thought and a question to spark discussion. Frequently, I'm labeled "safe." In other words, I wouldn't make a move on a woman because I'm married. Ergo, I'm safe to tease and...
    TransparentEyeball TransparentEyeball 36-40, M 4 Responses Apr 23, 2007

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    Ok I Confess

    I do have a very dirty mind...my friends are quite shocked with the things i come out with sometimes. So is my husband. I can't help it, I love sex....love ****. In fact my husband gets annoyed by the amount of **** I do watch. My dirty mind is only for my husband though...so...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 9 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    Yep I Do....for As Long As I Can Remember I Had One.

    I don't know why I always think of something sexual when it is not meant to be....I guess it is due to the fact I cannot stop thinking and I am extremely creative.In many cases people will tell me a clean story/joke I think about it for 2-3 minutes and I blurt out laughing.And...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 24, 2012

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    My Mind Is Like a ***** Booth.

    Most people have a dirty mind, but few have minds as dirty as mine. I tend to send out sex stories through text messages, and even on the phone I can be extremely dirty. I've even been known to send out cell phone **** to those who ask. All homemade, of course. Part of it is...
    Lucavi Lucavi 26-30, M 4 Responses Jul 22, 2007

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    It's All About Sex

    maybe I'm a freak but I can't live without sex it's kinda like air and water. I've been married for 7 years and I COULD STILL have sex everyday with my husband...it's just he is too busy or to tired or to something to get busy... I thought it was the women to make up those lame...
    msbhaven msbhaven 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 13, 2007

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    I have a dirty mind, that's

    why EP doesn't let me write it :) READ the comment section :) Note: EP was better place before......
    fastandfamous fastandfamous 36-40, M 1 Response May 11

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    Twisted

    So I guess today I’m feeling a little twisted. It all started last night when I was watching Hemlock Grove on Netflix. I’d never seen the series, but G told me about it and so we watched the first five or so episodes. It’s a weird show (just like I normally like), but one...
    K3022 K3022 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2013

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    I think I should call my little dog "penis".

    When I go out walking women love to stop and chat and admire my little dog. They also like to pat and stroke him. When he has a bone, they admire his bone(r) too. They love to play with his ball(s) too. Oh, I think I'll call my penis dog.... I do want women to admire and play...
    nalatrebor nalatrebor 66-70, M 3 Responses May 11

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    I have a wonderful relationship

    and two amazing daughters, but no sex life. I want to cam or swap pics to relieve tension... i wish my SO would join me but shes more interested in farmville and honey inbred than our sex life.
    mrinvader mrinvader 36-40, M Aug 7

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    NEPAguy84 NEPAguy84 26-30, M May 5

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    Sex Is Always On My Mind

    I can't help it...sex is always on my mind. Every morning when I wake up...I HAVE to **********. Even if there is a man in the bed next to me. (I love it when he joins in) No matter what, every morning. In fact, I find myself ************ several times a day. I have a high sex...
    princess247 princess247 22-25, F 12 Responses Jun 14, 2010

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    The Best Job Ever!!!

    this is a dirty story..... ...THE BEST JOB EVER!!!... Erotica by Malakhan I'm an Apt. Mgr.....and i love my job...I'm a single Black woman, i live in Colorado...Denver to be exact!...and yes as i said... i love my job...i love it for one reason?...i have over 200 units in my...
    malakhan malakhan 41-45, M Jul 12, 2013

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    Always Thinking Naughty Thoughts

    I was sitting in a crowded take away late one night after the nightclub had closed. It must've been nearly 2am and the take away was full of people, some waiting on their orders, some chatting and eating and others still queuing and trying to desperately catch the attention of...
    classywife classywife 26-30, F 8 Responses Mar 7, 2012

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    Though of course that does not mean I cannot

    have clean conversations. I will just giggle uncontrollably every once in a while when someone unintentionally creates a sexual pun.
    sancarn sancarn 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 6

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    Guilty...

    i think even before i became and electrician i had a dirty mind, it was always in the gutter. then i became and electrician. 3 years spent at school with late teens, early 20s guys, and working all day every day with guys, not to mention having to be on building sites. nothing...
    ElectroGirlie ElectroGirlie 22-25, F 13 Responses May 5, 2010

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    “Do you want me to get on my knees” she

    said. It was a simple question with a conflicted answer. Do I want to watch you kneel in front of me? Yes. Do I want you to put your mouth on me and feel things that I’ve never felt outdoors? Yes. Do I want to cause such a disruption that my neighbors complain? No. But as I...
    K3022 K3022 31-35, F 4 Responses May 12

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    More like down right filthy.

    .. It seems no matter how hard I try to fight it my mind seems to turn almost everything I hear into something dirty I find myself asking people to repeat themselves to make sure they didn't say what I heard. I remember being in a meeting and my boss asked me if wanted to stay...
    Forbiddenkisses Forbiddenkisses 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 19

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    I dirty RP a lot and am extremely good at sex RP

    but wish I had a girl that would video chat or talk on the phone while I RP with her
    bjam1014 bjam1014 26-30, M Sep 9

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    My Mind Is Filthy!

    I work at a hospital as a parking cashier and every time a hot woman strolls up to my booth, I purposely slow the transaction to try to check them out. Thinking of how I'd love to have hot, steamy, sultry sex with them. I routinely get boners in my booth when it happens. I can't...
    cellss01 cellss01 26-30, M Nov 9, 2013

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    Always Happens

    Lately, I have gotten even more dirty minded at school. I'm worried cause nearly everyone thinks I'm a **** because I pretty much had sex talks with guys in my class on facebook. Yesterday and today I even came home with my pu**y w*t and that has never happened! I don't know what...
    jinx5258 jinx5258 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 7, 2013

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    Having a dirty mind makes ordinary

    conversations much more interesting
    Goliath2014 Goliath2014 41-45, M Jul 23

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    I Have a Dirrrty Mind !!!

    I have a very dirty mind. Everytime I meet a new guy if he's hot at all I will be imagining what he looks like under all them clothes and even imaginine the size of his penis. If I like a guy alot I imagine us having sex together. I also have lots of guys who are just...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 15, 2007

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    babadisco babadisco 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 29

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    The Postman Ch5

    So embaressed of what I had done the day before. I sent him loads of texts apologising, not sure if what I remember is all that actually happened. I called him asking to make it up to him but he refused to meet up with me. Pissed off at how he kept saying he had work when I...
    sara987 sara987 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 14, 2013

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    My Share Of Luck

    I was at the movies with a cute guy from class and I was already a little embarrassed because we were like the only couple. We were holding hands and I let go to get a drink of coke. When I was done drinking, I put my hand on his leg because my hand was sweaty and I didn't want...
    LovelyEdith LovelyEdith 18-21, F 54 Responses May 8, 2011

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    Sex and the City

    Today is Sunday, and Sex and the City just came on. It was an episode where Carrie had met a comic book store owner who lived with his parents. When she found out, she gave this hot young stud a very surprised look. And just as it cut to commercial, I said, "Honey, don't...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2007

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    Lindsay'S Deep Thoughts (From My "Quick And Dirty" Collection)

    This is one of many stories inspired by my dirty mind... I call you professor, but I wish I could call you my lover. I know you want me, but you’re afraid. I have tried to let you know that I want you too. The way I angle my chair in your direction and then subtly unfold...
    infinity8 infinity8 41-45, F 1 Response May 31, 2013

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    June4U June4U 22-25, F 11 Responses Mar 3

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    Be Honoust.. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

    Answer these 4 questions for yourself.... A cow has for of them and a woman 2, what is it? What  goes in hard and comes out soft? What does a man standing, a woman sitting and a dog on 3 leggs? Which englich word starts with F and ends on K?  ...
    linda linda 21-25, F 16 Responses Oct 30, 2006

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    I Have A Dirty Mind.....but Nobody Knows It But Me!

    For as long as i can remember i have always wanted a boyfriend or a close male who i could be comfortable with and tell anything. For some reason, that didnt seem to happen for me. While in high school i fell in love with romance novels. I loved the stories of boy meeting...
    Alwysblue Alwysblue 31-35, F 3 Responses May 5, 2010

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    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 5 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    So Dirty.

    Full of dirt. Needs to be scrubbed.
    anteye anteye 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2013

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 8

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    stewjones82 stewjones82 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    *innocent Look*

    I just have a really high sex drive. I'm not sure why, since I've only had anal sex, and the last time I've even done that was almost 3 years ago. I mean, don't get me wrong, its fun, but sometimes its a little....inhibiting. Like at the super market. Just little things like...
    Drenna Drenna 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2008

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    Panties?

    Going out to dinner and I'm just so curious I have to try it I'm gunna wear panties out for the first time. Green and blue Lacey boy shorts
    Dedusty Dedusty 18-21 2 Responses Nov 2, 2013

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    The Mindfuck Shampoo Session

    I am a hairdresser, I have a guy friend who has longer hair and I regularly do some dramatic bright color strips in the underneath of his hair.  Prior to him being my client, he and I have had this relationship of just discussing sex, well more of him helping me spice up my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 28, 2013

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    Not My Fault!

    It's not my fault I swear My mind as it's own way of thinking. If it were up to me I'd be innocent and a good girl. But, of course god had to say oh really I'll fix that. and then just a few years later I turned into this crazy *** ****. Goody.
    Narzzea Narzzea 22-25, F 10 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    IT'S Always On My Mind

    SEX IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND WOMEN THINK ABOUT SEX JUST AS MUCH AS MEN DO I LOVE WHEN MEN TALK DIRTY TO ME IT'S A TURN ON.
    WETCAT87 WETCAT87 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2007

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    Think I'm a kinky little s**** I want someone to take control of me nice n dirty I like forbidden things play out dirty fantasies what's yours baby?
    Bella20144 Bella20144 22-25, F 25 Responses Sep 11

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    Those are the best girls. A nice girl that Is only dirty for me. I wish I could find more!
    SilentlyLoud69 SilentlyLoud69 18-21, M Sep 1

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    I'm very dirty so if u wanna talk about oil changes or gardening or unblocking drains mail me back for more dirt lol :)
    TeddyboyUK72 TeddyboyUK72 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 11

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