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I Have a Dirty Mind

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 9,110 People

    I Can't Be The Only One That Does This...

    I never realized how dirty my mind really is until the other day when I caught myself wondering what kind of **** the elderly couple sitting in front of me at the movies would be into. Appalled and slightly disgusted with the mental images I decided to draw the line and no more...
    Benassi Benassi 26-30, F 26 Responses Jul 30, 2013

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    I guess this is more of an intimate moment with

    myself. I am currently abstinent but always full of sexual energy and I love it. One day a friend and I decided to take a trip to tge adult store to see what we could find. I decided to buy a remote control wireless vibrator. Hey why not. So I though it would be interesting to...
    Music2MySoul Music2MySoul 22-25, F 4 Responses Dec 11, 2013

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    I Always Though It Was Just For Men

    I thought to have a dirty mind was a gu thing.  I always felt kind of mortified by some of my fantasies.  I'm glad to see here that many women have a dirty mind also.  I guess it just must be human nature.  I mean look at all the members here!  I'm horny...
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 24 Responses Sep 25, 2007

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    Having a dirty mind makes ordinary

    conversations much more interesting
    Goliath2014 Goliath2014 41-45, M Jul 23, 2014

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    Yes I do, a very dirty mind.

    I love talking during sex, sharing our filthiest fantasies - and trying some of them out. I have fantasies all the time and go to extremes in my imagination that I wouldn't dare in real life. Nobody would guess what I'm thinking while I'm going abut my day!
    ta11u1ah ta11u1ah 41-45, F 15 Responses May 26

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    I like my breasts played with!

    I love nipple stimulation...pulling, slapping then, pitching, groping!!! I play with them myself
    experiencethings420 experiencethings420 31-35, F 14 Responses May 29

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    It's All About Sex

    maybe I'm a freak but I can't live without sex it's kinda like air and water. I've been married for 7 years and I COULD STILL have sex everyday with my husband...it's just he is too busy or to tired or to something to get busy... I thought it was the women to make up those lame...
    msbhaven msbhaven 22-25, F 6 Responses Sep 13, 2007

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    I do, no doubt about it.

    But I've cleaned up my experience listing because I'm tired of all the over the top, frankly ridiculous, fake accounts. Well, if they aren't fake, then there's some pretty odd people curating them, and a lot I would suspect aren't twenty-something women. Which isn't to say I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 11

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    Im Dirtier Then My Husband At Times

    My husband thinks i have the worst dirty mind ever.....I can talk and make up stories from experiences and non experiences and he some times gets horny or turned off. I think it must be a family gene that we get this from. lol
    heidt77 heidt77 26-30, F 7 Responses Feb 14, 2007

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    do any women want to skype with me ?

    if you do , either msg me here in EP or send me a contact request in skype to .... iba.daggie
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M May 26

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    I am very dirty minded.

    ....... I only want is sex....... my father marry second time only for sex.......... I offer my step mom for sex
    fuckinhorny22 fuckinhorny22 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    watchmomo watchmomo 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    Panties?

    Going out to dinner and I'm just so curious I have to try it I'm gunna wear panties out for the first time. Green and blue Lacey boy shorts
    Dedusty Dedusty 18-21 2 Responses Nov 2, 2013

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    Guilty...

    i think even before i became and electrician i had a dirty mind, it was always in the gutter. then i became and electrician. 3 years spent at school with late teens, early 20s guys, and working all day every day with guys, not to mention having to be on building sites. nothing...
    ElectroGirlie ElectroGirlie 22-25, F 13 Responses May 5, 2010

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    “Do you want me to get on my knees” she

    said. It was a simple question with a conflicted answer. Do I want to watch you kneel in front of me? Yes. Do I want you to put your mouth on me and feel things that I’ve never felt outdoors? Yes. Do I want to cause such a disruption that my neighbors complain? No. But as I...
    K3022 K3022 31-35, F 3 Responses May 12, 2014

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    babadisco babadisco 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 29, 2014

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    More like down right filthy.

    .. It seems no matter how hard I try to fight it my mind seems to turn almost everything I hear into something dirty I find myself asking people to repeat themselves to make sure they didn't say what I heard. I remember being in a meeting and my boss asked me if wanted to stay...
    Forbiddenkisses Forbiddenkisses 22-25, F 9 Responses Jul 19, 2014

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    Sex and the City

    Today is Sunday, and Sex and the City just came on. It was an episode where Carrie had met a comic book store owner who lived with his parents. When she found out, she gave this hot young stud a very surprised look. And just as it cut to commercial, I said, "Honey, don't...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2007

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    Ever Wanted To...

    ..break someone, just because they dared you? So, not much of a story, but more of a thought and a question to spark discussion. Frequently, I'm labeled "safe." In other words, I wouldn't make a move on a woman because I'm married. Ergo, I'm safe to tease and...
    TransparentEyeball TransparentEyeball 36-40, M 4 Responses Apr 23, 2007

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    NEPAguy84 NEPAguy84 26-30, M May 5, 2014

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    *innocent Look*

    I just have a really high sex drive. I'm not sure why, since I've only had anal sex, and the last time I've even done that was almost 3 years ago. I mean, don't get me wrong, its fun, but sometimes its a little....inhibiting. Like at the super market. Just little things like...
    Drenna Drenna 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 18, 2008

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    That's why I'm here actually.

    Not to find hook ups, but to hear people's fantasies and write kick *** short stories about it. I have a phenomenal imagination and quite a bit of writing skill. Give me watch you got. I can field anything straight or bi, possibly lesbian, not sure about gay. I like making crazy...
    SirSpankLickPoke SirSpankLickPoke 31-35, M Nov 22, 2014

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    By pus*sy licking is it possible to get HIV

    or any infection ?? Please tell me
    rezgarov rezgarov 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 14, 2014

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    So Dirty.

    Full of dirt. Needs to be scrubbed.
    anteye anteye 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 27, 2013

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    Just for fun!I saw these pics on a friends blog

    today and they made me smile so i thought id share here... *smiles*... i see it and think whomever designed this had something on his or her mind... do you agree?.......................... such a delicious looking hot dog...*blushes...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 20 Responses Oct 21, 2014

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    Not My Fault!

    It's not my fault I swear My mind as it's own way of thinking. If it were up to me I'd be innocent and a good girl. But, of course god had to say oh really I'll fix that. and then just a few years later I turned into this crazy *** ****. Goody.
    Narzzea Narzzea 22-25, F 8 Responses Nov 5, 2013

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    I Have a Dirrrty Mind !!!

    I have a very dirty mind. Everytime I meet a new guy if he's hot at all I will be imagining what he looks like under all them clothes and even imaginine the size of his penis. If I like a guy alot I imagine us having sex together. I also have lots of guys who are just...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld 22-25, F 6 Responses Aug 15, 2007

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    Though of course that does not mean I cannot

    have clean conversations. I will just giggle uncontrollably every once in a while when someone unintentionally creates a sexual pun.
    sancarn sancarn 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 6, 2014

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    Blow’Job To My Horny Sweeties

    To my Horny ep sweethearts, I woke up this morning and logged in. Answered all my messages, accepted + refused fans, sent naughty gifts and messages and did not feel horny at all. I kinda felt proud of myself for once not letting stories and all the tralala awake my neurons. Most...
    HedoZen HedoZen 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 18, 2011

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    10 inches is big but is

    that what you are looking for ??
    possom19851 possom19851 26-30, M Jul 19

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    naughtybar10der naughtybar10der 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 2

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    My Labia Minora

    I've been thinking about sex more ever since I graduated high school. I want to stretch my labia minora and let someone caress it with their tongues. A lot of ppl are doing it now, it makes for hot sex in the bedroom. At night i pull at it but then i stop, because "what if i...
    ShariAna ShariAna 22-25, F 16 Responses Aug 9, 2007

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    Aiyana77 Aiyana77 36-40, T 4 Responses Jul 24, 2013

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    Always Happens

    Lately, I have gotten even more dirty minded at school. I'm worried cause nearly everyone thinks I'm a **** because I pretty much had sex talks with guys in my class on facebook. Yesterday and today I even came home with my pu**y w*t and that has never happened! I don't know what...
    jinx5258 jinx5258 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 7, 2013

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    Interesting...

    A dirty mind keeps life interesting, lol
    TheGuRoo TheGuRoo 31-35 Aug 19, 2013

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    Ok confession time. Some how my mind came up

    with, "Virgins are like pringles. Once you pop the fun don't stop." I know, I know. Not that dirty, and yet so truly awful.
    NoBodyKnowsMeLikeIKnowMe NoBodyKnowsMeLikeIKnowMe 26-30, M Jun 11

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    Yep I Do....for As Long As I Can Remember I Had One.

    I don't know why I always think of something sexual when it is not meant to be....I guess it is due to the fact I cannot stop thinking and I am extremely creative.In many cases people will tell me a clean story/joke I think about it for 2-3 minutes and I blurt out laughing.And...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Apr 24, 2012

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    A Dirty Mind. a Living Fanasy!!!

    Just the other night we were playing cribabage and my husband says "lets play ***** cibabage.  Wow, everyone is game! Our male friend has 12 pieces of clothing  and his wife has eight and my hu sband has 5, well that leaves me with four. Well, since i lost do you...
    wildorchid01 wildorchid01 36-40, F 8 Responses Apr 9, 2009

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    Be Honoust.. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

    Answer these 4 questions for yourself.... A cow has for of them and a woman 2, what is it? What  goes in hard and comes out soft? What does a man standing, a woman sitting and a dog on 3 leggs? Which englich word starts with F and ends on K?  ...
    linda linda 22-25, F 19 Responses Oct 30, 2006

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    Dispite being a virign,

    and not looking for someone just for sex, and saving my viriginity for someone special. I have a lot of sexual thoughts.
    4EverBlissful 4EverBlissful 26-30, F 5 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    Sex Is Always On My Mind

    I can't help it...sex is always on my mind. Every morning when I wake up...I HAVE to **********. Even if there is a man in the bed next to me. (I love it when he joins in) No matter what, every morning. In fact, I find myself ************ several times a day. I have a high sex...
    princess247 princess247 22-25, F 11 Responses Jun 14, 2010

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    Ok I Confess

    I do have a very dirty mind...my friends are quite shocked with the things i come out with sometimes. So is my husband. I can't help it, I love sex....love ****. In fact my husband gets annoyed by the amount of **** I do watch. My dirty mind is only for my husband though...so...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 9 Responses Nov 12, 2007

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    IT'S Always On My Mind

    SEX IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND WOMEN THINK ABOUT SEX JUST AS MUCH AS MEN DO I LOVE WHEN MEN TALK DIRTY TO ME IT'S A TURN ON.
    WETCAT87 WETCAT87 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 11, 2007

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    I dirty RP a lot and am extremely good at sex RP

    but wish I had a girl that would video chat or talk on the phone while I RP with her
    bjam1014 bjam1014 26-30, M Sep 9, 2014

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    Is my mind really that dirty?

    I guess that is all a matter of perspective.
    NJBeachGuy NJBeachGuy 51-55, M Aug 2

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    I'm most excited when fantasizing about being

    unexpectedly and forcibly taken by a complete stranger ...hoping this fantasy will come to life soon
    HazelEyes6991 HazelEyes6991 18-21, F 16 Responses Jul 24

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