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I Have a Dirty Mind

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 9,134 People

    Though of course that does not mean I cannot

    have clean conversations. I will just giggle uncontrollably every once in a while when someone unintentionally creates a sexual pun.
    sancarn sancarn
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 6, 2014

    Having a dirty mind makes ordinary

    conversations much more interesting
    Goliath2014 Goliath2014
    46-50, M
    Jul 23, 2014

    Yes I do, a very dirty mind.

    I love talking during sex, sharing our filthiest fantasies - and trying some of them out. I have fantasies all the time and go to extremes in my imagination that I wouldn't dare in real life. Nobody would guess what I'm thinking while I'm going abut my day!
    ta11u1ah ta11u1ah
    41-45, F
    14 Responses May 26, 2015

    Be Honoust.. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

    Answer these 4 questions for yourself.... A cow has for of them and a woman 2, what is it? What  goes in hard and comes out soft? What does a man standing, a woman sitting and a dog on 3 leggs? Which englich word starts with F and ends on K?  ...
    linda linda
    26-30, F
    15 Responses Oct 30, 2006

    I do, no doubt about it.

    But I've cleaned up my experience listing because I'm tired of all the over the top, frankly ridiculous, fake accounts. Well, if they aren't fake, then there's some pretty odd people curating them, and a lot I would suspect aren't twenty-something women. Which isn't to say I...
    deleted deleted
    Jun 11, 2015

    Dispite being a virign,

    and not looking for someone just for sex, and saving my viriginity for someone special. I have a lot of sexual thoughts.
    4EverBlissful 4EverBlissful
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jun 10, 2014

    somebody message me very bored

    and laying in bed alone ;)
    kathrine445 kathrine445
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 31, 2016

    I Have a Dirrrty Mind !!!

    I have a very dirty mind. Everytime I meet a new guy if he's hot at all I will be imagining what he looks like under all them clothes and even imaginine the size of his penis. If I like a guy alot I imagine us having sex together. I also have lots of guys who are just...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Aug 15, 2007
    naughtybar10der naughtybar10der
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 2, 2015


    i think even before i became and electrician i had a dirty mind, it was always in the gutter. then i became and electrician. 3 years spent at school with late teens, early 20s guys, and working all day every day with guys, not to mention having to be on building sites. nothing...
    ElectroGirlie ElectroGirlie
    22-25, F
    12 Responses May 5, 2010

    I am very dirty minded.

    ....... I only want is sex....... my father marry second time only for sex.......... I offer my step mom for sex
    fuckinhorny22 fuckinhorny22
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 10, 2015
    41-45, M
    Mar 14, 2016

    Im Dirtier Then My Husband At Times

    My husband thinks i have the worst dirty mind ever.....I can talk and make up stories from experiences and non experiences and he some times gets horny or turned off. I think it must be a family gene that we get this from. lol
    heidt77 heidt77
    26-30, F
    7 Responses Feb 14, 2007

    I guess this is more of an intimate moment with

    myself. I am currently abstinent but always full of sexual energy and I love it. One day a friend and I decided to take a trip to tge adult store to see what we could find. I decided to buy a remote control wireless vibrator. Hey why not. So I though it would be interesting to...
    Music2MySoul Music2MySoul
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Dec 11, 2013

    By pus*sy licking is it possible to get HIV

    or any infection ?? Please tell me
    rezgarov rezgarov
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 14, 2014

    I dirty RP a lot and am extremely good at sex RP

    but wish I had a girl that would video chat or talk on the phone while I RP with her
    bjam1014 bjam1014
    26-30, M
    Sep 9, 2014

    My Mind Is Like a ***** Booth.

    Most people have a dirty mind, but few have minds as dirty as mine. I tend to send out sex stories through text messages, and even on the phone I can be extremely dirty. I've even been known to send out cell phone **** to those who ask. All homemade, of course. Part of it is...
    Lucavi Lucavi
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Jul 22, 2007

    Ok confession time. Some how my mind came up

    with, "Virgins are like pringles. Once you pop the fun don't stop." I know, I know. Not that dirty, and yet so truly awful.
    NoBodyKnowsMeLikeIKnowMe NoBodyKnowsMeLikeIKnowMe
    26-30, M
    Jun 11, 2015

    I have a dirty dirty one tracked mind!

    My wife laughs at me and thinks I'm funny for always constantly thinking of sex and all things kinky!
    wildwone wildwone
    46-50, M
    Feb 19, 2016

    Not My Fault!

    It's not my fault I swear My mind as it's own way of thinking. If it were up to me I'd be innocent and a good girl. But, of course god had to say oh really I'll fix that. and then just a few years later I turned into this crazy *** ****. Goody.
    Narzzea Narzzea
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Nov 5, 2013
    watchmomo watchmomo
    26-30, M
    Aug 22, 2015

    I Love Dirty E-mails

    I myself love reading dirty E-mails while I am naked at home on the computer and sharing my pictures.  Send me a personal message, I will give you my fun E-mail addy and we can have some fun.
    nakedandbarefoot nakedandbarefoot
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 12, 2009

    Ever Wanted To...

    ..break someone, just because they dared you? So, not much of a story, but more of a thought and a question to spark discussion. Frequently, I'm labeled "safe." In other words, I wouldn't make a move on a woman because I'm married. Ergo, I'm safe to tease and...
    TransparentEyeball TransparentEyeball
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Apr 23, 2007

    I'm not sure it's so dirty,

    it's seriously filthy. Now I just need to find my filth!
    imnotyourfriend imnotyourfriend
    41-45, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2015

    I Always Though It Was Just For Men

    I thought to have a dirty mind was a gu thing.  I always felt kind of mortified by some of my fantasies.  I'm glad to see here that many women have a dirty mind also.  I guess it just must be human nature.  I mean look at all the members here!  I'm horny...
    darlene darlene
    41-45, F
    23 Responses Sep 25, 2007
    teddyboylovesboobs1 teddyboylovesboobs1
    41-45, M
    Feb 29, 2016

    My Labia Minora

    I've been thinking about sex more ever since I graduated high school. I want to stretch my labia minora and let someone caress it with their tongues. A lot of ppl are doing it now, it makes for hot sex in the bedroom. At night i pull at it but then i stop, because "what if i...
    ShariAna ShariAna
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Aug 9, 2007

    Omg this will be me if I ever get a boyfriend

    deleted deleted
    12 Responses Feb 8, 2016
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Nov 9, 2015

    10 inches is big but is

    that what you are looking for ??
    possom19851 possom19851
    31-35, M
    Jul 19, 2015

    Sex Is Always On My Mind

    I can't help is always on my mind. Every morning when I wake up...I HAVE to **********. Even if there is a man in the bed next to me. (I love it when he joins in) No matter what, every morning. In fact, I find myself ************ several times a day. I have a high sex...
    princess247 princess247
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Jun 14, 2010

    Yep I Do....for As Long As I Can Remember I Had One.

    I don't know why I always think of something sexual when it is not meant to be....I guess it is due to the fact I cannot stop thinking and I am extremely creative.In many cases people will tell me a clean story/joke I think about it for 2-3 minutes and I blurt out laughing.And...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Apr 24, 2012

    Sex and the City

    Today is Sunday, and Sex and the City just came on. It was an episode where Carrie had met a comic book store owner who lived with his parents. When she found out, she gave this hot young stud a very surprised look. And just as it cut to commercial, I said, "Honey, don't...
    PoeticRejection PoeticRejection
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 15, 2007
    TheGreatKate TheGreatKate
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Dec 29, 2015
    41-45, M
    Feb 12, 2016

    It's All About Sex

    maybe I'm a freak but I can't live without sex it's kinda like air and water. I've been married for 7 years and I COULD STILL have sex everyday with my's just he is too busy or to tired or to something to get busy... I thought it was the women to make up those lame...
    msbhaven msbhaven
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Sep 13, 2007

    Is my mind really that dirty?

    I guess that is all a matter of perspective.
    NJBeachGuy NJBeachGuy
    51-55, M
    Aug 2, 2015

    IT'S Always On My Mind

    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2007
    babadisco babadisco
    36-40, M
    Apr 29, 2014

    A Dirty Mind. a Living Fanasy!!!

    Just the other night we were playing cribabage and my husband says "lets play ***** cibabage.  Wow, everyone is game! Our male friend has 12 pieces of clothing  and his wife has eight and my hu sband has 5, well that leaves me with four. Well, since i lost do you...
    wildorchid01 wildorchid01
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Apr 9, 2009

    Blow’Job To My Horny Sweeties

    To my Horny ep sweethearts, I woke up this morning and logged in. Answered all my messages, accepted + refused fans, sent naughty gifts and messages and did not feel horny at all. I kinda felt proud of myself for once not letting stories and all the tralala awake my neurons. Most...
    HedoZen HedoZen
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jan 18, 2011

    Any lady up for a chat

    and I'll swap pics. Inbox me please
    deleted deleted
    Oct 23, 2015

    Always Happens

    Lately, I have gotten even more dirty minded at school. I'm worried cause nearly everyone thinks I'm a **** because I pretty much had sex talks with guys in my class on facebook. Yesterday and today I even came home with my pu**y w*t and that has never happened! I don't know what...
    jinx5258 jinx5258
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 7, 2013

    I Have A Dirty Mind.....but Nobody Knows It But Me!

    For as long as i can remember i have always wanted a boyfriend or a close male who i could be comfortable with and tell anything. For some reason, that didnt seem to happen for me. While in high school i fell in love with romance novels. I loved the stories of boy meeting...
    Alwysblue Alwysblue
    31-35, F
    3 Responses May 5, 2010

    Hello im looking for loyal honest good looking

    female sub / pet intrested on mature online relation Msg me
    MasterJamelAlgerian MasterJamelAlgerian
    26-30, M
    Feb 21, 2016

    That's why I'm here actually.

    Not to find hook ups, but to hear people's fantasies and write kick *** short stories about it. I have a phenomenal imagination and quite a bit of writing skill. Give me watch you got. I can field anything straight or bi, possibly lesbian, not sure about gay. I like making crazy...
    SirSpankLickPoke SirSpankLickPoke
    36-40, M
    Nov 22, 2014
    NEPAguy84 NEPAguy84
    31-35, M
    May 5, 2014
    Aiyana77 Aiyana77
    36-40, T
    2 Responses Jul 24, 2013

    I like my breasts played with!

    I love nipple stimulation...pulling, slapping then, pitching, groping!!! I play with them myself
    experiencethings420 experiencethings420
    31-35, F
    13 Responses May 29, 2015

    I Can't Be The Only One That Does This...

    I never realized how dirty my mind really is until the other day when I caught myself wondering what kind of **** the elderly couple sitting in front of me at the movies would be into. Appalled and slightly disgusted with the mental images I decided to draw the line and no more...
    Benassi Benassi
    26-30, F
    24 Responses Jul 30, 2013
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