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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    It's been more than two years and a half since I moved to this neighborhood and this city. The place I lived before was actually very tranquil, but my life has been like a...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    People who don't pick up their dog waste are deplorable sub human scum. Not only it is lazy but it also spread diseases, The worst offenders commit this act around areas that have...
    knight42 knight42 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 1

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    We have five dogs in the house. I will always have dogs . Wish there was a way to pist pictures here!
    Carly4Peace Carly4Peace 46-50, F 4 Responses Mar 6

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    Have always had a dog since I was a little kid can't imagine life without one a dog is so loyal loves you no matter what truly is man's best friend the only thing sad about them is...
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    so my dog thinks he's a lap dog. I'm constantly being smothered in dog doesn't help that I'm allergic to dogs either. my doctor says I should get rid of him bc he's making my...
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I long to have one again... As soon as i have time and socar in my life. I won't have a dog to be cooped up in na appartment 14 hours a day...
    Crazymad77 Crazymad77 36-40, F 14 hrs ago

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    I wasn't going to add this experience, but after watching my dog sleep....I kinda had to. She does the weirdest things, sleeps with her chin against vertical surfaces, stretches...
    Starrkya Starrkya 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    I have 3 dogs they are shih tzu theire name are barbie, ken and xander. Barbie and ken are 1year and 2months old while zander is 3 months. I really love them all, they are so sweet...
    tiffanyalcalei tiffanyalcalei 26-30, F 19 hrs ago

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    I have two dogs, a Terrier/Pitt and a Chihuahua and I love them so muuuucch! They're perfect!
    AmythestTrees AmythestTrees 22-25, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    My dogs are so cute and protective, but so funny to watch run around!
    AmythestTrees AmythestTrees 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Absolutely adore my two beautiful doggies
    AmythestTrees AmythestTrees 22-25, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    Maybe, or I could just go out with myself, meaning I come up w so much different things to ponder over. A book or the 3-5 I keep beginning...I may just pick up one and then on the...
    orchidspetals orchidspetals 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    Snuff Box - Hot Dog Fan Skit 
    AltF4 AltF4 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    My background: First off I think it is important to point out that I consider myself an animal lover and I grew up with lots of animals. I had a dog who practically grew up with me...
    Endless22summer Endless22summer 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    Vacationing with Jake. My son made a friend in Victoria, Alfred. Alfred fell in love with Jake. What's not to LOVE? I was always a 'Big Dog' person.. until... A few years back my...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    So me and my wife moved into my in-laws house because she wanted to stop going to school and work so we could save up and buy house together quicker. not happy about the situation...
    frankottman frankottman 31-35 Mar 18

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    My hatred for my Fiancé's dog is growing rapidly by the day. Shortly before we met, my fiancé was given this dog as a gift from his family. The dog is a German Shorthair Pointer...
    whoabettywhoa whoabettywhoa 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    i used to have a labrador mix that was my best buddy for 9 years. his name was marly, i loved him so much. my kids only knew life with a dog he was with me thru my pregnancies...
    blackcherrybbw blackcherrybbw 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    This dog...oh my god this freaking dog. I wait for the day he dies with such fevered anticipation. I've owned dogs before that I loved and took great care of. But my husband's dog...
    WaitingForTheDay1 WaitingForTheDay1 22-25, F Mar 13

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    I have a Mini Schnauzer whom I love to bits. He is not the smartest dog. In fact he is really dumb. Hasn't learnt any trick beyond sit, and I am pretty sure if I let him off the...
    HurtsEverywhere HurtsEverywhere 31-35, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I no idea, initially, that dogs were such handfuls. Sure I'd been born into a household that already had dogs and I grew up alongside them up until my parents discovered I am...
    KiNDERPiSTOL KiNDERPiSTOL 18-21, F Feb 28

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    It took me a while to warm up to them, but after the family German Shepherd / Keeshond mix came into my life about 20 years ago, I became a huge dog person. As long as they seem...
    forestlaw77 forestlaw77 36-40, M Mar 3

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    On philosophy and dogs....and dogs as philosophers Part 1. Plato had a very elevated opinion of dogs describing them as 'noble', 'lovers of learning', ergo 'true philosophers...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I can't tell you how long I've had this dog. I was pretty young when my uncle gave her to my grandmother. She was a black chihuahua mixed with something. I didn't like her at...
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    I don't want to have kids. Ever. Plain and simple. I am a 23 year old female, I'm a dreamer and an adventurer. I have an honour degree and will be attending law school in the...
    cckawi12 cckawi12 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Today in the morning while i was about to leave to church i witnessed the most heart breaking thing i could ever imagine in my whole entire life .I saw and heard my little...
    DuvaCandu DuvaCandu 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    i was attacked by a pit bull that was at the time my boy friends dog. It was February 6,2009. My boyfriend was yelling at me and je slapped me in the face and out of no where, he...
    Brandee1989 Brandee1989 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I had to give my dog away to a new home I miss him so much my heart hurts and my daughter is devastated as well. He recently got into a fight with a neighboring dog that came into...
    missmysidekick missmysidekick 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    i quited smoking , but yesterday i smoked twice coz i was upset , the street dog was sleeping under the car and the unknown car driver just backed off , the car back tyre ran...
    phannendrareddy phannendrareddy 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 27

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    Wow last night's was a trip. So in the dream, my family decided to go out to dinner. So we left the house and were driving to the restaurant when suddenly all our surroundings were...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 3

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    The guys and I were riding around the countryside on our bikes one summer day, which is what we did every summer day, until we figured out what we wanted to do such as play...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    Dogs are the best animals. I have 2 dogs myself and they are the best companions. Dogs are so cute and nice and no matter how much you'll get mad at your dog, they will always give...
    Itzabella21 Itzabella21 13-15, F Mar 12

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    I have 2 dogs who love their walks. I take some paper and plastic bag to pick up their doggy doos. They seem to decide to do it at the most embarrassing times when people are...
    Ozdharma Ozdharma 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    So I've been listening to a ton of Disney music lately because it makes me feel better. The song from the little mermaid cracks me up every time I hear it. Which had been quite...
    Sariliz Sariliz 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 16

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    I have three dogs and am a foster parent to dogs in need for a few different rescue agencies in my area. At one point I had six dogs at once but now it's slower so I only have...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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