I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled
    51-55, M
    Sep 3, 2012

    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26
    26-30, F
    Jun 24, 2014
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 13, 2015

    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 12, 2013

    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 3, 2011

    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 5, 2012
    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx
    18-21, F
    Aug 4, 2014

    i have a 2 year old pit bull

    who is the funniest thing ever. he loves fetch but only to ruin the game by hiding the item for safe keeping. he tries to lay on his back and pick up his bear with his paws. oh and he gets an attitude when he doest get his way, he wont roll his eyes like a teenager but if he...
    Laneicea1 Laneicea1
    18-21, F
    Oct 10, 2015

    Ok, so I have been going through a rough time

    lately since my dad died and other stuff. My dog was cracking me up tonight. I just chased him a little and he runs all over the house and up and down the couch and tosses his chew toys in the air and then sits there panting and all tired and he still wants to play. He is...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 1, 2015

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