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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2011

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    My dog was hungry and he knows when it's time for him to eat but yesterday he flipped his bowl upside down Lmaoo like gimme my food *****!!
    Sid09 Sid09 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    My puppy Nimrod yesterday ran into the wall twice I hope he learns soon to watch where he's going
    littlebabybell littlebabybell 13-15, T 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    This pretty much sums her up <3, lol funny but pretty true EVERYTHING YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKED ABOUT A PYR And Never Want to Answer HOW BIG, REALLY, IS A GREAT PYRENEES? Your...
    StillBecomingaButterfly StillBecomingaButterfly 36-40, F 11 hrs ago

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    so my sister and her fiancee are dropping their dog off at mom and dads b/c theyre going somewhere (?) but its the same day my mom is adopting this tiny 2.5 month old already...
    kinkystapler kinkystapler 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Woof. I eat and drink from a bowl, I sleep in a cage. I am leashed and collared. I am usually on all 4s. And most importantly I am dominated by a real dog who mounts me regularly...
    freenakedcouple freenakedcouple 31-35, F 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    My dog is ammusing. My bro-in-law was like "that's right, girlfriend!" and her head just shot up and she got super excited. No joke! She even went so far as to jump off the couch...
    kRypt0lite kRypt0lite 22-25 3 days ago

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    To me the thought of having sex with another human being is as disturbing as having sex with dog, or a child. It seems wrong. I'm not supposed to. Bad. Bad!! No! These things...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    i there is something wrong with me, i used to only have panic attacks when something scared me.. its getting worst everday, a few days my mom wanted me to boil hot dogs, but i...
    SpideyAlyx SpideyAlyx 13-15, M 3 hrs ago

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    I was in a Northern Korean restaurant last week. They sure gave me a strange look when I asked for a doggie bag: "mens best fliend is not cannibal deal sil!"
    nielsjoklein nielsjoklein 41-45, M 10 hrs ago

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    Somewhere in the middle of England about nine o'clock this morning... My Doggy Friend has appropriated my dog, Fred. And with justifiable reason. He has a Border Terrier (Brian...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    Getting a dog in a home is a big commitment. If someone wants an adorable puppy in arms, then Rottweiler dogs tops the cutest dogs among all. It is a good nature breed with 80 to...
    butts065 butts065 22-25, M 1 Response May 13

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    its true. I do love my dogs more than most people. but most people don't know my dogs, so how could they really love them? my neighbors know my dogs and they dont like them at all...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response May 2

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    To be clear. I don't hate dogs and I would never hurt a dog but it all goes back to my childhood. Our neighbor was a police officer and adopted a retired police dog. It would jump...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 30

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    I'm reading this book that's talking about intelligence in dolphins and apes and they're specifically mentioning the self-awareness test, where they find out through various...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I love big dogs. They are so cute. I'm not a fan of pitbull's. Pitbull's turn on you once you decide to eat all your chicken or steak and not give them any. If your Pitbull do...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses May 7

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    I was at a school for some reason with my roommate and my dog. Class ended and everyone left and we were chilling and playing with my dog, who's a corgi. Then I turned around and...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Apr 24

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    I'm so annoyed with my neighbor. We'll call her Jane. Jane is over 50, married with no kids and lives in our condo complex. We have a little group of neighbors who like to get...
    ninaspeed ninaspeed 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    well.. i have this problem, my dog was lost. and i seek help to my friends since we all have the same place. i posted on my fb account that i needed help. some where sad and felt...
    iamshadow08 iamshadow08 18-21, F 1 Response May 8

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    Dalton was my mothers dog, a Dalmatian. He was her protector and friend and she loved him more than anything in the world. Dalton had a habit of, very aggressively, shooting his...
    diegodlavega diegodlavega 46-50, M 4 Responses May 11

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    My dogs are so sweet, and I know they love each other. One's older by 3 years, and they have an adoptive mum-daughter relationship. One time, I was hugging and patting my younger...
    lonelydinosaur lonelydinosaur 26-30, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    50 years ago there wasn't any of the big pet shops that we have today . There was tined dog food but most Gave there dogs left overs . My question if all this new dog food is so...
    ardentizzy ardentizzy 61-65, M 4 days ago

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    I am still grieving for the loss of my be-loved soul-mate 11 years ago she was almost 14 when she died her name was freeway & she loved me for the 5 years I knew her, she was a...
    Kwanming888 Kwanming888 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    Can someone give me some support? They're at it, again. It's past midnight right now and I heard some minutes ago that those ****** kids were laughing like puny fools and...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    Hmmmm.....cute guy repairing the cracks in my foundation.....should I ask if he knows what it means to barter services?
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    Every time I have had a dog in my life my health has been better for it. Yes, i have medical problems but, my dog and are not only good friends but, I think he has taught me to be...
    FrankK70 FrankK70 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 22

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    I love talking to dogs. They can feel and understand. I have shared some of my deepest thoughts with my dog Shorty. Some dogs have proven to be more faithful than humans. I wonder...
    complex7 complex7 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 23

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    I wish I had a pet dog. I use to have one, but some one stole her. (You can ask me to put my profile pic as her so you can get a better look at her). Every time I ask/beg my dad to...
    SpongebobIsOver SpongebobIsOver 16-17, F 4 Responses Apr 27

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    I was still grieving for the loss of my two dear old pals, within a month of one another, when my daughter dragged me to the dog rescue centre. The kennels were octagonal, so that...
    treborsniknej treborsniknej 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 28

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    This is my best friend Boomer! He is a 16 year old maltese and he is the sweetest dog ever. He never ate kibbles and i only fed him carrots and meat! He has no problems physically...
    DanielPearl DanielPearl 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 28

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    Today i am at my dads. I don't come here very often. I really don't get on with my step mum. I thought that I got on with my brother, he's the only reason I come over but now I...
    tvdlover1865 tvdlover1865 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    "He was your friend, your partner, your defender. You were his life, his love, his leader. He was yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart." My dog Kovu was my best...
    EskimoRae EskimoRae 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    My dog died a horrible, horrible death and it's killing me. My brother came down to visit for the weekend, it was supposed to be a fun time but it cost me my best friend. My...
    Shakesfear Shakesfear 22-25, M 1 Response May 4

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    this is so true.. if people were only as loyal to other people as a dog is, I'd have a lot more friends. I know my dog will never be mad at me, always be happy to see me, never...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 5

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    My uncle wanted my dog, so i gave it to him. To me, that dog was really special. It all went down a week into me giving my dog to him. He took it to my grandpa's, it got out of the...
    Rh1no16 Rh1no16 16-17, M 1 Response May 6

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    This was the closest pic I could find that resembles her. I never got to take her pic except with my unsmart cell phone. I don't know where to start. The person I live with...
    hartinar hartinar 36-40, F May 7

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