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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 207 People

    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    my shichon puppies (shih tzu and bichon mix) will move to a new home later because my mother sold them. I walked them last night along the park and gave them lots of treats. we...
    hovy hovy 26-30, F Jan 2

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    I can never sleep well. I always wake up randomly during the night. I also can't sleep unless i'm really cold, but i still have to have a blanket or two on me. I also have to be...
    white701 white701 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    So, I'm nearing 30. How is this possible? I remember being 17 like it was ******* yesterday. I still remember the **** I wore to school. I still miss the people I experienced it...
    MissListless MissListless 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    I want to share the story of my dog, it's not much, but what she's done for me she deserves to have her story told. This is Mommas, I've had her for two and a half years, and its...
    MissJessieGurl MissJessieGurl 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    ares. he will be 2 years old march 13 he is a drahht haar. a german dog we talk to him in german. puff will be 7 on st. patricks day. she is a labradoodle
    mysteriousnite mysteriousnite 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    Ryan4715izr0 Ryan4715izr0 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    Saturated soil greatly increases the lateral pressure around the wall. Is there a perimeter drainage technique and is also it useful? A superb drainage system, which contains a...
    Anthony8147jwj6 Anthony8147jwj6 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    Anthonick826k7ka4 Anthonick826k7ka4 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    My boyfriend and I decided to examine one of my bowel movements yesterday (they've been smelling unusually strong lately--sort of rich and beefy). When we open one up, it was all...
    suzzieQue suzzieQue 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    So... On my birthday last year, my best friend came over. We were horsing off on the swing (we were both really light and the swing can support like 120 lbs and together we're 10...
    Precious0529 Precious0529 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    can help us distinguish involving frost or h2o-associated cracking and easy earth loading in some instances given that a wall which is nowFOUNDATION Hurt SEVERITY - what is the...
    Ethack826k7ix2 Ethack826k7ix2 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    confirmed up I'd now labored myself up into a frenzy. After walking across the property, getting measurements(inside of and out), it seems that we just require a far better...
    Andrick161y4cv3 Andrick161y4cv3 31-35, M Jan 10

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    Matthew0593cun9 Matthew0593cun9 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    are you afraid of dogs? Only some dogs? Well, I'm going to give you some unsolicited advice - from someone that knows dogs well. #1 - If you don't want to interact with a dog...
    milehighHeartbreak milehighHeartbreak 31-35, M 4 Responses Jan 14

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    One of the clearest memories I have from my trip to Ecuador is spending time with the dogs in Otavalo. I got the weirdest looks and stares from everyone. It's not at all normal to...
    tarara0414 tarara0414 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 9

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    Ever since I was born I had a dog. My parents adopted a dog about 4 years before I was born. She passed away when I was in 1st grade and I remember that was the first time I ever...
    findingfae findingfae 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 24

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    As soon as you know how numerous kg your Canine weighs, do the calculation as shown over, then get a close think about the food you are using and find out the amount of kcal/cup it...
    Daniel389a2xvi Daniel389a2xvi 31-35, M Jan 11

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    From time to time, dogs will have behaviour issues, and this may be really frustrating to pet owners. There are a few common types of dog behaviour issue that you may have deal...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M Jan 20

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    My dog had me assed out. Literally! He is a little 3 1/2 year old Yorkie that I adore. He loves to be near me. He sleeps in my bed and often likes to snuggle close or just lie...
    Nyx613 Nyx613 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    I'm somewhat relieved that I found this thread, because I have been struggling with this and no one around me understands it. My boyfriend has had his dog for three years and I...
    lextime lextime 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    My grandparents got me a dog. They said that it should keep my mind off things and it did. They say what happen was not my fault . They said they felt bad that I had to go through...
    wisdomgirl wisdomgirl 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    I like to brag about my 9 month old puppy, Gunner. (Profile picture) I've owned a lot of dogs and loved all of them equally. When my previous dog, Timmy, a retired racing...
    WeArePilots WeArePilots 18-21, F Jan 5

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    About a year ago I was walking past the local cemetery with my wife to pick up our daughter from her grandparents house,my wife's parents, when I looked at a tombstone, it was for...
    ceddezilwa ceddezilwa 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    I have had dogs all my life and love them and treat them like part of the family . I have noticed more and more lately how many inconsiderate and selfish dog owners there are . I...
    beastman111 beastman111 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    Yes, I love my Dog. I love him very much. :). Before my other dog passed away in sept. 2013, I love both of my Dogs. They are apart of the family, and I believe that when I go to...
    Vader222 Vader222 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    i love my dog to death ! but i need some advice he is deaf and does not learn very easily i dont have the money to take him to a trainer ... i just moved in with my boyfriend which...
    Christine110390 Christine110390 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 7

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    Last year in summer 2014 The Lutheran Church Charitties came to bring the Comfort Dogs to interact with the youth mission from Ohio that visited First Lutheran Church in Joliet...
    Theinfo Theinfo 22-25, M Jan 9

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    I just moved out of my parents house in August and I had a Yorkshire Terrior who was suppose to be my dog but she lives with my parents... I would have taken her with me but when...
    Cheygirl22 Cheygirl22 22-25, F 5 Responses Jan 14

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    If you are going to feed kibble to a sizable breed puppy, I recommend you try to find Distinctive huge breed puppy formulas or maybe a components that's "Accredited for all...
    Ryan259m8ixi Ryan259m8ixi 31-35, M Jan 18

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    All my dogs are rescues. Not once have I supported puppy mills. Three shelter dogs and a stray. I've also brought around 30 stay dogs back to their rightful owners... There's only...
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 20

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    I despise my husbands dog. I have 2 dogs that I picked out as puppies, and my husband has a demon dog we found running the streets. Hes a Dalmatian mix, and I swear hes the spawn...
    racheladel10 racheladel10 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Today at 2:00 we will be putting our oldest dog down. She's over 18 years old and can't even get up without help. She was the most ferocious dog we ever owned. Even at an old age...
    Devilscar Devilscar 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Quel surprise! Many of you know that I love cooking and have a general disdain for prepared foods of any sort. I cook from scratch, I bake, I make my own sauces, creams...
    Saylowman Saylowman 46-50, M 11 Responses Jan 11

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    We've always had issues with her stealing food. She steals it from everywhere, jumps on tables, from off my little sister's laps, etc. She won't take it out of hands or anything...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 13

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    Women's roles in the Bible The status of women in the Christian Gospels Sponsored link. Women in ancient Israel: Women's status and freedoms were severely limited by Jewish law...
    The1960texan The1960texan 51-55, M 3 days ago

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    I have kept one since 1990. Back then I had so much going on and so much to write about, but so little time because I was married, raising 4 young kids, working full time and...
    rowenbumble rowenbumble 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    Umm not all of china eats dog in fact chinese people fancy their pets dogs a lot dressing them up, bringing them to grooming shops, giving them high quality dog food etc. that is...
    Horse10202 Horse10202 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    I still miss my dog who passed away years ago, his name is Bobbie. My parents took him out for a walk and a stray husky chased him and bit his tail.. My parents had to try and...
    HighHopes811 HighHopes811 16-17, F Jan 4

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    I think I may have caught some kind of weird disease from my dog, an Irish Setter. I woke up in this morning, and while still lying in bed, I felt my throat muscles beginning to...
    suzzieQue suzzieQue 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 4

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