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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    I have had to put down three dogs since married, 3 when I was young and living at home with my parents (they did it then) and there will be more in the future. We have dogs now...
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 22

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    People who don't pick up their dog waste are deplorable sub human scum. Not only it is lazy but it also spread diseases, The worst offenders commit this act around areas that have...
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    My background: First off I think it is important to point out that I consider myself an animal lover and I grew up with lots of animals. I had a dog who practically grew up with me...
    Endless22summer Endless22summer 26-30, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Dogs don't judge you. Dogs love you unconditionally. Dogs are always happy to see you, whether it's been 5 minutes or 5 hours. Dogs are adorable when they're happy. Dogs want to...
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    My dog, bob, passed away two years ago. The picture is of him in his final year, pretty much his golden age. He had been through a 3,000 dollar mouth surgery, near death, and...
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    I no idea, initially, that dogs were such handfuls. Sure I'd been born into a household that already had dogs and I grew up alongside them up until my parents discovered I am...
    KiNDERPiSTOL KiNDERPiSTOL 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    forestlaw77 forestlaw77 31-35, M 7 hrs ago

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    ...I love them all but one in particular has stole my heart. From the second i laid eyes on him i knew i had to have him. There was something special about Blaze that i could just...
    lilreddress lilreddress 36-40, F 7 Responses Feb 4

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    So we had to put one of the family dogs to sleep today :'-( he remained with my parents when I moved out but after they both passed him and his little chihuahua buddy fully became...
    cicisays13 cicisays13 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    I'm looking for advice on how to puppy train a blind dog. My dog had two bLimd puppy's from her litter (they are about six weeks) The male "Rhett" is completely blind I believe...
    VolcanicMermaid VolcanicMermaid 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Last night I had one dream where I accidentally chomped down on the wrong side of a pencil and got it stuck in chunks embedded in my lip and the roof of my mouth. It was painful...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    Vizsla is what the breed is really called, but velcro is what they are known for. Seriously, if he could sew himself to me he probably would. He is never out of sight, ever. I...
    StephanieLynne1125 StephanieLynne1125 22-25, F Feb 6

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    I have two dogs. I have an Australian Shepherd, Bruno, and I'll be honest, we didn't get along at first. As my mother put it, we had a lot of "come to Jesus meetings". I did not...
    TheKristaJo TheKristaJo 22-25, F Feb 10

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    Spending most of my time and money on spreading awareness on the real effects of BSL and dogfighting doesn't bother me at all. All seven of my rescue dogs have come from bad...
    minioreosarebomb minioreosarebomb 22-25, M 7 Responses Feb 12

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    Most dogs really shouldn't exist. It's not that I don't like them, actually I love them as individuals. However, they've been bred to suffer. I'm mostly talking about "pure" breeds...
    Unbeholden Unbeholden 18-21, M Feb 15

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    You hear about mothers-in-law that aren't friendly or a little jealous that their baby boy is all grown-up, and I personally would love to have a mother-in-law like that! But noo...
    AnneMarie2245 AnneMarie2245 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    i quited smoking , but yesterday i smoked twice coz i was upset , the street dog was sleeping under the car and the unknown car driver just backed off , the car back tyre ran...
    phannendrareddy phannendrareddy 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Ulfhednar74 Ulfhednar74 36-40, M Feb 5

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    I love dogs. They bring me so much joy and cheer me up when I'm feeling down. I'm one of those people that sees a friend or family member's dog and acts like they are my own: I pay...
    forestlaw77 forestlaw77 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 14

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    Just a few days ago when I was up stairs putting on my shoes the dog came up there with me. First he checked to see if my mother could see him. When he believed it was clear he...
    Vicvoss Vicvoss 13-15, M Feb 18

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    I'm upfront. I'm not a dog lover. Neither am I a control freak who needs to play hall monitor with the neighbors. However if they do not respond to this last plea to keep their...
    wordofwarning wordofwarning 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 19

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    Wow last night's was a trip. So in the dream, my family decided to go out to dinner. So we left the house and were driving to the restaurant when suddenly all our surroundings were...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Things that have hurt me - inadvertent or purposeful... Scary, little, writhing, throbbing, growing thoughts that worm their way through my head at inappropriate times. Things that...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 1 Response Feb 10

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    I have always been smart. I never really had to try in school and even though my symptoms began early on, I was always able to compensate for them. Then came 8th grade. I had...
    julesgray julesgray 18-21, F Feb 10

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    Our beloved Pooka is gone. She was 18 and not really a dog - she was smarter than most of my college students - she just wore a dog suit.... The house is empty yet she is still...
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    My dog is my best friend. I feel like he just understands me. Only real dog lovers will understand this feeling. Dogs just don't judge you like people do....
    KenziY KenziY 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 20

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    allycat09 allycat09 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 20

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    coloco coloco 61-65, M 3 Responses Feb 12

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    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 12

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