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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4

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    I have always loved dogs.Always.When I was a kid, I started living away from my family, with my uncle. We used to have a dog back then.That dog was the only real friend that I had...
    bearpro bearpro 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Dogs Must Have A FOREVER Home!!!Loving and caring for dogs properly is a long term comitment that you must embrace. If you are not going to keep the dog and love the dog from...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Me And My ShadowShadow, a little sheltie, came to me by way of extended family who went on vacation and left her in the care of my (ex)wife and me. She was three (the dog, not my...
    JesseLeeJames JesseLeeJames 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    Me And My ShadowShadow, a little sheltie, came to me by way of extended family who went on vacation and left her in the care of my (ex)wife and me. She was three (the dog, not my...
    JesseLeeJames JesseLeeJames 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 10

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     I read countless people's stories who put their beloved dog or cat to peace, as I'd like to say. Your own experiences have helped me get through. I too had to put my dog...
    Ceeceeexperiences Ceeceeexperiences 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 11

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    Absent are the days of ‘correcting our children’ and punishing them by Bodily force. This very same consciousness of optimistic parenting is really a philosophy that holds...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 12

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    I love my dogs and that is why I feed them raw meat.My husband and I were the lucky owners of the cutest mutt for 12 years. She was a great dog, but she went quickly downhill at...
    LostMittens LostMittens 31-35, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I actually have a lot. Let's go over this... My first dog was a golden retriever I got when I was 6? something? I dunno. Young. Young age. I named her Princess. So original I know...
    SunsetTears SunsetTears 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 2

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    Hi Anyone, I Have a very share dwelling and am presently renting a area that is furnished which has a double bed and is also suited for a few. five minutes to community...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M Nov 12

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    Big dogs are the best. They always get so excited to see you when you come home. My dog will practically tackle me to the ground every time I walk through the door XD plus dogs are...
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 8

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    Hi. I will try to make this as short as possible because I'd really appreciate someone's opinion. Last year, i had to give away my one year old Anatolian Shepherd. We were moving...
    LauraandGelin LauraandGelin 16-17, F Nov 15

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    I do not know why but I do not like dogs, since as long as I can remember. If I see a dog, before it would see me I would go the other way. Some dogs are beautiful and some are...
    KassieLola KassieLola 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    A man arrives late at home to see his dog, lying on the ground, not breathing. He rushed to the nearest vet and the man pronounced the dog dead. The man was unable to believe and...
    AntiHelix AntiHelix 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 5

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    There is nothing quite like the sight of a wagging tail and big, happy eyes of a dog who just lives to be with you. It is especially great when you've had that dog since she was...
    redmoon383 redmoon383 16-17, M Nov 7

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    Out, Damn Spot!I was having some remodel work done to the humble abode. As part of that, a new staircase was to be constructed. The prior owners had removed the one that had...
    mistery2me mistery2me 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 10

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    I'm not gonna lie I've been French kissed by a dog. And no I didn't want it I was laying on a couch with my sister at my moms ex boyfriends house and the people he lived with had 3...
    Babypandabear21 Babypandabear21 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    You called her beautiful But she never did hear you. Mascara bleeds down Her tear stained cheeks. You brushed your lips on hers Showed her you care Yet her lips still quiver...
    mlynnikens mlynnikens 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    My best friend since pre school just stopped calling/texting/visiting me after I had my accident and slipped into a major depression. What bothers me the most is that she never...
    VerucaRose VerucaRose 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 28

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    Some cats are really cool and cute but if I had to choose, it would be a dog. growing up all i had were cats. I just prefer dogs. Big dogs mostly. I have two big dogs. :) And I...
    EvaLolita EvaLolita 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 5

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    A love that’s lost can no more heal The darkest heart that hides to steal This love that you would never know Allowed you space and time to grow I hold on still to heal my heart...
    ProfessorDrew ProfessorDrew 51-55, M Nov 10

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    Thank God for my dog! He's a golden retriever and his name is Butternut. I got him when I was 12 years old. It was after my parents divorced, and my mom bought him to keep me...
    ThisIsJustForFun ThisIsJustForFun 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Well, she'll entertain the dog well and keep it occupied, and this means the dog will sleep in her room at night, which means "Heck yea" to me since the dog is not in my room to...
    TetraZL TetraZL 13-15, F Nov 14

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    I saw in news that One man who used feed everyday 25 street dogs and take really care of them . Few days ago at night one of them start to cry really loud or hours and all of them...
    Johnnystha Johnnystha 26-30, M Nov 14

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    I've had several pets during my lifetime. I've had many cats and several dogs; I loved them all equally. I do tend to lean more towards cats, but dogs are just as amazing...
    DrKittyNinjaBunny DrKittyNinjaBunny 16-17, F Nov 16

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    I didn't think I could love my dogs anymore than I do until today. I was in the kitchen, cooking dinner, and my younger dog started to growl and bark just like she always do when...
    almasolitaria312 almasolitaria312 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't hate dogs. I hate when people say they hate an animal. It's like saying, I hate Asians. Wtf is wrong with dogs? You hate all dogs? You are a crazy person!
    pacman2112 pacman2112 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 2

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    Braces. Read if you know about retainers. And if you do reply ASAP. You don't have to read all of it mainly the last part though So I just got my braces off last week and...
    pinkhappysparkle pinkhappysparkle 13-15, F Nov 5

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    I'm seriously in love with dogs,I'm a young dog trainer and I dealed with them a lot but I had never owned a dog by myself,I used to live with the German shepherd that my cousin...
    Ammar9009 Ammar9009 13-15, M Nov 7

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    Some people say love is hard. Some say true love is even harder. Is it true? I'm not the one to answer that question. When it comes to love I'm a three time loser. Can I say I was...
    Leeza1964 Leeza1964 46-50, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I hate how my neighbor asks for my dog then negotiates the price with me like I'll actually consider it He just be like is Ur dog for sale? He asks me all the time. I always answer...
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    7:30 comes & I feel a doggy paw on my arm, trying to rouse me from my sleep. He's persistent-- he knows it's morning now -- time for his walk, by golly! I venture opening my eyes a...
    Harley53 Harley53 56-60, F 7 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I am a dog lover...they are just lovely! I want a house full of dogs one day lol I have had a Mongrel, Rottie, Yorkie, Jack Russel, Boxer, Staffie, Boston and a Chihuahua. Dogs...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 6

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    In a few instances we also can aid with barking & lunging at other pet dogs or folks, & basic reactivity or aggression (depending on the severity you may well be referred to an...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Nov 6

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    I've noticed that some people can get offended over the simplest things. A friend posted a picture of her dog on Facebook. I said "That's a funny looking cat." She got offended...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 12

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    I have quite a few scars, having lived in a survivalists nightmare for a good chunk of my life, as well as working many laborious jobs. I'll list them below. 1 lower cheek, bit...
    PatrickMoosePants PatrickMoosePants 18-21, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    In my old house I used to have a Rottweiler, name of course Roty. He was te runt and we chose him because we knew no ones else would. He was the only one who survived. He was my...
    ShadowedLover ShadowedLover 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    So, when we get our dogs as puppies, we're technically kidnapping them in a way, right? Since they have no inkling as to what is happening, to them it's kidnapping I suppose. (Or...
    LiveForAnotherDay LiveForAnotherDay 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Finally got a dog for my 16th birthday, nearly 3 months ago. He's a little shih tzu-terrior named Elvis (I love Elvis!) and is only about 6-7 months old. He's like a little ball of...
    tiamartinx tiamartinx 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    I had a dog named Chaka but she was more like a big sister. Sometimes u swear it was like she could read my mind. She was so loyal you could always let her out without a leash...
    Lindsy18 Lindsy18 13-15, F Oct 28

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    Okay.. So I literally used to eat dog food.. Like.. It was so good, everytime I fed my dogs I would eat some too.. Even the canned stuff and now when I look back on that.. That was...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses Nov 4

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