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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs -   I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    Purple Knickers. - I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright...
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion.... - my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    My Siillyy German Dog - my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    I have DOGS!!! My pet saga part whatever... Today, the AC guy came by to see about the new unit that is not working correctly... Correction: NOT WORKING AT ALL!!! So, he...
    tigerbaby2223 tigerbaby2223 51-55, M 8 Responses Mar 24

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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, If a Woodchuck coun't chuck wood? Safe and simple like...
    CaptPetemoss CaptPetemoss 41-45, M 3 hrs ago

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    So this is my first time sharing my experiences online. (I'm sorry for the english but I'm from belgium).. I've had a few experiences in the same place with the same family. So to...
    Leineke Leineke 22-25, F Mar 19

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    i was diagnosed of hep b in 2009 while i was in the university.. i constantly felt sick in the year 2006, when and how i had it i dont know. since 2011 i have been having series of...
    nanacquah nanacquah 26-30, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I just came out of relationship which fell apart mainly due to my ex's Dog... My relationship started out great for the first 6months in every possible way... We spent amazing...
    Slider5050 Slider5050 36-40 Mar 28

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    Ok, so I met this great guy June 2013 who I knew right off had a dog. Our first date, he told me had a corgie. I really didn't know that kind of breed, and was indifferent as I...
    Muffinheart Muffinheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I can't stand my bf's dogs, now that we just recently got our own place together, it gets more annoying and intolerable day by day, (I didn't mind when he had his own place before...
    kiso222 kiso222 26-30, F Apr 5

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    I don't see dog's as most do. I have to two types "pet's" and "dogs". I like Working breeds. And they must work. I understand dogs. most do not. Dogs are not humans. Not Children...
    ambull1 ambull1 31-35, M Mar 29

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    Two dogs walk into the same room at separate times. One of the dogs walks out of it after a few minutes wagging his tail, and the other dog walks out growling. A woman goes into...
    haystaxx haystaxx 51-55, F Apr 4

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    Granted, I am without tolerance for incessant barking or children's tantrums. We're not in a big congested city. So, I guess I'm the annoying neighbor expecting a quiet...
    qazrazl qazrazl 41-45, F Apr 5

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    And I adore them so much! Even though I'm getting a dog in a minimum of two years, they were so open to talking to me about their dogs and the breed (Rough Collie) with such...
    TabbiMae TabbiMae 16-17, F Apr 8

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    My boyfriend has probably the nicest, calmest, most beautiful and well behaved dog I've ever met... and I still don't care for it. Basically the dog takes precedence over me in...
    venusbee venusbee 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 10

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    I've been extremely depressed lately. My sister's "solution"? She gives me a dog. I didn't even really want one. Why would I want responsibility for another life? Well, she dumped...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 70+ 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    it's a joke big time I fall through the cracks every ******* time I look for help and its always a dead end thanks for nothing
    wtfsolost wtfsolost 36-40, F Mar 22

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    it's a joke big time I fall through the cracks every ******* time I look for help and its always a dead end thanks for nothing
    wtfsolost wtfsolost 36-40, F Mar 22

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    Tonight is another one of those nights where everything seems hopeless, without a light at the end of the tunnel. I try to cover it up but the cracks are beginning to show, again.
    nottobevelealed nottobevelealed 16-17, F Mar 30

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    Hi everyone i was attacked by a dog last summer i was in a dog's park with my family and my father's friend me and my father's friend daughter were walking i had my rottweiler with...
    Nari99 Nari99 13-15, F Apr 1

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    Today I went to meet my boxer puppy. He is 5 weeks old and will be able to come home in 21 days. I have been contemplating getting a dog for a while and a boxer is the only kind...
    IfOnlyIHadWingz IfOnlyIHadWingz 26-30, F Apr 1

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    So I have my dog and my mom has her puppy/dog (she just turned a year old a few months ago and I still call her puppy) but I kind of raised both of them. My dog's name is Cuddles I...
    Kaseirae14 Kaseirae14 22-25, F Apr 6

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    Let's honor our mistakes by allowing them to teach us. Let's consider our failings to be gifts, and share them humbly with others. Let the cracks in our perfect facades let in...
    xoxolovingyou xoxolovingyou 22-25, F Apr 8

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    This is easily one of my favourite jokes. (cracks knuckles) No pressure, then. One clear-skied evening, Sherlock Holmes and the trusty Dr John Watson were camping, presumably...
    EponymousAnonymous EponymousAnonymous 13-15 5 days ago

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    My Dog Just had puppies The runt is very weak and all the other dogs are bigger than it. The mom still cleans and keeps it warm it just isn't eating right. Idk what to do I went to...
    MbVG MbVG 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    i hate this dog shes a sad fat pitbull... it doesnt really even do anything that bad except follow me around so that everytime i turn i trip over her.... she just totally creeps me...
    midgesterious midgesterious 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I have OCD, not extremely bad.. But I have many annoying habits that I HAVE to go through during the day. I have to have the perfect amount of cereal on my spoon before I can eat...
    alyssaO alyssaO 13-15, F Apr 2

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    I have a black lab mixed with a whippet and a grey hound. So we got him back in first grade, which was seven years ago. My dads friend had found him out in a field when he was...
    behindthelens behindthelens 13-15, F Apr 8

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    Certain things are out when you're well-endowed in the back. For me boyshorts are a no go and bikini style underwear seems to get lost between the cracks. With shorts of a certain...
    montezia93 montezia93 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    I think I'm going crazy!! My dog had a failed knee surgery and then ended up losing his leg. The point where the vet advised they needed to amputate was the point where I should...
    Lonesailor14 Lonesailor14 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    Dogs....I really love dogs. Lol if a dog was a human I would marry it...was that weird? I hate cats with a passion..sorry not sorry .-. They don't like me. I don't like them. We...
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have a total of four dogs. I love all of them so much but the oldest dog names Clancy he's like my dad. But he's getting old and I'm afraid of losing him. He is the only dog that...
    broadwaybabe99 broadwaybabe99 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    I'm having a problem with my youngest dog. Her name is missy she's a American bulldog/ pit. She's sweet as can be but at any given moment she attacks our poodle or one if our...
    broadwaybabe99 broadwaybabe99 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    My little girl is now a woman. She is 20 years old and engaged to be married. I'm so happy for her. My little girl is getting married. I'm leaving the house to her and her...
    betweenthe10andthequeen betweenthe10andthequeen 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    14 years ago I brought home a trembling little black puppy. She was a little block head runt of the litter that belonged to an unsavory vendor I dealt with in a previous job. I...
    Lovefetishes Lovefetishes 46-50, M 5 Responses Apr 2

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    I hate his dog! He's not mean. Just very disobedient, he makes huge messes that I have to clean up. He pees everywhere. It hurts my husband that I don't love his dog. I picked the...
    JNBurrow JNBurrow 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    my dog passed away this passed February. He was the best thing that ever happened to me. he was almost 4 and he was a cocker spaniel named snickers. when I moved out of state a few...
    geckos2170 geckos2170 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 5

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    My dog means the world to me, he's ball bad, he loves cuddles and kisses and he is the most gorgeous dog I have ever laid eyes on. He's not the smartest of dogs, but he always...
    lisaclare1 lisaclare1 18-21 4 days ago

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    I think dogs and cats can sense if you are a true animal lover. I have had countless experiences that owners of mean vicious dogs have been shocked to see their dogs just adore me...
    AlwaysGood AlwaysGood 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    Yes i do: I have a Boston Terrier and Chihuahua mix, his name is Harley. I saved him from being abused by my mom, she would abuse him so I took him from her, he is the sweetest...
    Belieber4Life Belieber4Life 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I was a parrot. Yeah. I belonged to a woman who was very nice and had a good sense of humor. She took me everywhere with her, I was never in a cage. She was friends with this...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    My bestfriend! Tj!! I love you bud. Always will always have. Idk what I would do without my dog honestly. Probrably stay in a corner and cry my life away. He's an amazing dog. And...
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Nobody comes before my dogs i love them more than anybody a dog is the only thing that loved you more than itself
    ILoveBaxter ILoveBaxter 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 25

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    My dog died yesterday and I miss him. When we baried him a put this picture of us on his grave. He was only 12 years old and died of a brain tumor. v.v I will always miss...
    Leilani19 Leilani19 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    dogs are so loyal makes me wanna cry LOL rather a dog than a luxurious car.
    basedgodschild basedgodschild 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    I Wonder If Dogs Could Morph To Save Their Owners. Like the last moment your life is at danger by a robber or a group of thugs lets pause: Nap's thought "Even Fictitious stories...
    napninjanx napninjanx 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    My dog is perfect. He is just like me in every way. Stubborn to no end. Sweet when he wants to be. Likes to be alone when he needs to but know that you are right there. Loves to go...
    adelaider adelaider 26-30, F Apr 4

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    I have 4 dogs and would have more if my parents would allow it. However, when I graduate college and move out to be on my own, I'll have at the very least 4 dogs, like I've got now...
    agm0829 agm0829 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 5