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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2011

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    I had a dog named Tasha when I was small. She was a Staffy. She was my best friend and I loved her so much. Unfortunately, I lost her. We came home and found that she had choked...
    Kay06 Kay06 18-21, T a week ago

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    It's been more than two years and a half since I moved to this neighborhood and this city. The place I lived before was actually very tranquil, but my life has been like a...
    somniatorlupus somniatorlupus 18-21, M Mar 21

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    Growing up i was allergic to dofs so my parenrs never let me bave one. So when i married bert and we had our son donnie. The moment my asked me for a dog i got one. His name is...
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    My family and I have adopted a rescue dog last year. Her name is Mocha, she is a pit. What makes her even cuter is that she is the color of the drink Mocha, she is brown, white and...
    DML2451 DML2451 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    Growing up in a household being raised like a dog isn't fun as you think..
    samanthasukaku samanthasukaku 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    Yes I have experienced this it was awesome
    tomisgod tomisgod 46-50, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I was forced to give up my dog to save my marriage and the health of our upcoming baby. I never thought I had to give my dog. I imagined him as part of the family. I got my dog...
    yearofthedog2006 yearofthedog2006 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    I put my dog down last August due to bladder cancer. She was only 12 and the best dog I ever had. Even though I had a previous dog from birth to the age of 12 I wasn't as close to...
    Psychlover16 Psychlover16 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    I AM HELPING A RURAL SHELTER IN WEST VIRGINIA- THEY ARE BEYOND CAPACITY AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BECOME NO KILL- THIS IS A GASSING FACILITY AND USED TO EUTHANIZE WEEKLY LIKE ALL...
    rescueme99 rescueme99 41-45 2 Responses Apr 9

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    i was attacked by a pit bull that was at the time my boy friends dog. It was February 6,2009. My boyfriend was yelling at me and je slapped me in the face and out of no where, he...
    Brandee1989 Brandee1989 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 23

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    On philosophy and dogs....and dogs as philosophers Part 1. Plato had a very elevated opinion of dogs describing them as 'noble', 'lovers of learning', ergo 'true philosophers...
    LuxThePoet LuxThePoet 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    My son and I were in my yard walking the dog so he could go poo…. My son says, “I wish I were a dog.. you get to sleep, eat, and play all day.. no worries” I chuckle...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 4 Responses Apr 2

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    Guess where? I got bitten i the face and it was just 2 hours ago lol. So I was at my friend's house and she had a dog, it's a mix breed (And I heard that mix breed dog has an...
    supernerd22 supernerd22 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    We have two dogs at our house. I hate them both. One is a young, overly energetic collie mix who nobody in our household has enough time to properly train or exercise. The other is...
    Missdrakerss Missdrakerss 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I don't want to have kids. Ever. Plain and simple. I am a 23 year old female, I'm a dreamer and an adventurer. I have an honour degree and will be attending law school in the...
    cckawi12 cckawi12 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Today in the morning while i was about to leave to church i witnessed the most heart breaking thing i could ever imagine in my whole entire life .I saw and heard my little...
    DuvaCandu DuvaCandu 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    I had to give my dog away to a new home I miss him so much my heart hurts and my daughter is devastated as well. He recently got into a fight with a neighboring dog that came into...
    missmysidekick missmysidekick 31-35, F Mar 24

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    I rescued a beagle about 8 years a go. For the past 2-3 years my dog has stayed with my parents while I've been away at school and I've only seen him on my breaks. This past week...
    drrafg drrafg 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    I rescued a beagle about 8 years a go. For the past 2-3 years my dog has stayed with my parents while I've been away at school and I've only seen him on my breaks. This past week...
    drrafg drrafg 26-30, M Apr 2

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    I woke up in the dream and went downstairs. Our dad wanted to take us out on a trip. We came to this Russian place. There were dogs everywhere and first it seemed really cool. The...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 11

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    I have had dogs all my life and love them and treat them like part of the family . I have noticed more and more lately how many inconsiderate and selfish dog owners there are . I...
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M Apr 12

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    my dog licks everything pillows,anything wet,humans,other dogs, floors, decks, furniture? today my brother was playing his lab top on the ground on the stairs and my dog latterly...
    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Today I was walking my dog (Staffordshire Bull Terrier) in the park and a Pitbull approached us, dived on my dog as was very aggressive. I panicked and kicked the dog on the chest...
    rywilk98 rywilk98 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    so my dog thinks he's a lap dog. I'm constantly being smothered in dog doesn't help that I'm allergic to dogs either. my doctor says I should get rid of him bc he's making my...
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Have always had a dog since I was a little kid can't imagine life without one a dog is so loyal loves you no matter what truly is man's best friend the only thing sad about them is...
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 27

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    I am really afraid of dogs. So bad that I cannot go to the local park because of them but I am trying to overcome this fear. I touched a dog for the second time in my life. The...
    2095TwistedTransistor3684 2095TwistedTransistor3684 31-35, F Apr 5

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    It's been over a year since I last saw my Fluffy. He was the best dog ever. We had him since a puppy and lasted with him over 7 years and a half. You could talk to him and he would...
    ShayleAlejandra ShayleAlejandra 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 5

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    I waited years to get a dog. I think you have to be open to the joy a dog can bring to your life. Owning a dog has changed my life in many ways - all for the better. Whoever...
    martzig martzig 66-70, M 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I personally don't have a dog, but if I were to get one I'd get a husky. Dogs in general are so kind and friendly and just bring so much joy to a person. There have been studies...
    Abstrong Abstrong 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    Okay so I don't really know if this is OCD or not. I hope someone can help me. I'm sorry it's such a long post but please read it. I really need opinions. I have this major thing...
    Lemons2000 Lemons2000 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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    I have a very mild form of AD (Attention Deficit disorder ) although I've never been officially diagnosed I fall in between the cracks. It's not severe and I have to explain to...
    carrington65 carrington65 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 3

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    When I was in the fifth grade, I had a lot going on at home. All of my teachers knew that I was a foster child, and they went easy on me because of it. They accepted my bad...
    justanotherdisbelief justanotherdisbelief 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    I haven't met anyone yet with my kind of phobia. I get super freaked out whenever i see any surface with irregular shapes, cracks on walls, holes on cookies (I cannot look a...
    SelineDee SelineDee 22-25, F Apr 4

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    weirdWorks4me weirdWorks4me 22-25, F 4 Responses Apr 6