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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2011

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    The Boston terrier is just a compact and well-muscled breed. This is simply not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was initially bred by people who wished to...
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    The Boston terrier is just a compact and well-muscled type. This is simply not really surprising because the Boston terrier was initially bred by people who desired to use them in...
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    The Boston terrier is just a small and well-muscled breed. This is simply not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was bred by people who desired to make use of...
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    The Boston terrier is a well-muscled and lightweight type. This is simply not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was bred by people that wished to make use of...
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    The Boston terrier is a well-muscled and lightweight breed. This is not really surprising because the Boston terrier was initially bred by individuals who wished to make use of...
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    The Boston terrier is a well-muscled and small type. This is not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was first bred by those who wished to utilize them in dog...
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    The Boston terrier is just a small and well-muscled breed. This is not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was initially bred by people that desired to utilize...
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    The Boston terrier is just a well-muscled and compact type. This is not really surprising considering that the Boston terrier was bred by people who wanted to utilize them in dog...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 14 hrs ago

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    The Boston terrier is a well-muscled and small breed. This powerful http://markets.housingwire.com/housingwire/news/read/30482656/multi article has a pile of forceful cautions...
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    My dog has been missing for two weeks now and have looked everywhere, made flyers, searched at lost and found animal rescue shelters and posted ads online to find my lost dog...
    Cheekey01 Cheekey01 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    We were just on vacation at the beach, and we were in the water relaxing. Someone went by walking a dog, and both the dog and the person were happy. Then my mother in law, who was...
    kcyata kcyata 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    Once upon a time there lived a beautiful couple who loved each other very much. He had a good job and she had designs of brilliance. They were living with a terrible friend of his...
    SoberingBabySteps SoberingBabySteps 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    Back in the 90's I went to Israel with a church group. We went to Bethlehem, the Sea of Galilee, the Dead Sea, Jericho and Jerusalem. My favorite place was the western wall. What...
    amazingdream amazingdream 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    My dog is a great companion and I feel really fortunate to have him. I got him almost five years ago when he was just ten weeks of age. He was a feisty little guy even when I first...
    MrsKat78 MrsKat78 36-40, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    My grandma's dog just died. He was in so much pain and he was young. His stomach and bowels filled with fluid and his organs failed one by one. I grew up with that dog. RIP...
    AllieKat17 AllieKat17 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I LOVE big dogs... they are just so amazing. much better than little yappy dogs. far more to.... offer.
    gabrielAdam gabrielAdam 31-35, T Aug 20

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    I love dogs, they make better companions then most humans. They love unconditionally, stay loyal and don't talk back (besides in the cute way). Dogs are the best! Well, dogs and...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    I live with my parents so I can't have dogs. I want one so so badly. I'm not the type of girl who's like I neeeed a boyfriend, but I really would need a boyfriend if I had a dog. I...
    XlizrocksY XlizrocksY 22-25, F Aug 19

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    I have an 8 year old Havanese named Molly. She is really smart and intuitive. She loves hugs and knows a ton of tricks. She was almost two when we got our Shitzu named Kodi. She...
    iamnottheonlyone iamnottheonlyone 36-40, F Aug 19

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    Today is my precious baby girl's birthday. She was born August 18th 2000. So she'd be 15 today ! My parents picked me up from school early on October 31st 2000, told me I was...
    MyMindCravesNectar MyMindCravesNectar 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I had 2 puppies. They both have been seized by the police because they thought my dogs looked "dangerous". I could understand why they took my first dog because I didn't have the...
    deniz97 deniz97 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    I like all dogs, but Scooby doo is jus too cool for school, I like big dogs! if you cant hang with the big dogs, then get off the porch!!!
    craigslist504 craigslist504 36-40 Aug 18

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    I own a Belgian Malinois and he's only my 3rd one. They aren't large but medium sized dogs and cousins to the gsd. they are amazing family/working dogs!
    froofykittenxoxo froofykittenxoxo 13-15, F Aug 18

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    So last night around 2:30 a.m. on 8/16/2015, my sister's 1 1/2 year old Maltese-Yorkie mix passed away from Parvo. It all started about a week ago. My sister who is in the Army...
    harleybooo harleybooo 36-40, M Aug 16

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    First dog I've ever owned and i will never live without one by my side moving fwd. little Dachshund, sweetest, adorable most loving thing I've ever known. The bond is incredible...
    KR17 KR17 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 16

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    anyone else have a weird phobia of showers? as a young child i only took baths, of course. when i was 9 i decided to start taking showers. i used (and still use) my parents' shower...
    hgvbhgvbhgvbh hgvbhgvbhgvbh 18-21, T 2 Responses Aug 15

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    These two little cotton balls are my doggies. On the right is Perla. She's the female and she's been living with me since she was two months. She is a bit nervous so she sometimes...
    mmorgam mmorgam 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    I swear I don't know why they allow people to have pitbulls. They are without a doubt the meanest, most vicious dog that ever roamed the face of the Earth. A couple of days ago I...
    natalie218 natalie218 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 14

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    Oreo He licks People Other dogs Stoves Walls I guess u get the point he's messed up My sisters dog is stupid took 3 weeks of professional training for her to sit Now she doesn't...
    swaged104 swaged104 13-15, M Aug 14

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    I must have heard him get hit. I can't remember any other reason that I was walking that direction. It was about a half a block from my house and I saw him lying in the gutter. It...
    Raphael3592 Raphael3592 56-60 Aug 13

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    I loved my dog growing up, and sure it was work to take care of him, but now days I hear people talk about their dog as if raising a dog is just as much work as raising a kid...
    Jjboss2011 Jjboss2011 26-30, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    My neck hurts! I used to see a chiropractor and she did an amazing job on my back. I have a hump neck, why? What is that? How do i get it to go away? Now my neck is constantly in...
    AnonymousAngel13 AnonymousAngel13 22-25, F Aug 9

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    I am 15 years old, I have been picking at my skin since I started getting blemishes which unfortunately was at the age of 13, for about two weeks I was able to refrain from picking...
    Alycat05 Alycat05 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 9

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