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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2011

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    singlemom1254 singlemom1254 36-40 4 days ago

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    Keith246 Keith246 31-35, M a week ago

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    pepiniux pepiniux 46-50, M a week ago

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    AmyFass AmyFass 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 29

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    FatherThyme FatherThyme 56-60, M Jun 26

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    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 25

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