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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 13, 2015

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 2 Responses Feb 12, 2013

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    i have a 2 year old pit bull

    who is the funniest thing ever. he loves fetch but only to ruin the game by hiding the item for safe keeping. he tries to lay on his back and pick up his bear with his paws. oh and he gets an attitude when he doest get his way, he wont roll his eyes like a teenager but if he...
    Laneicea1 Laneicea1 18-21, F Oct 10, 2015

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24, 2014

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    Ok, so I have been going through a rough time

    lately since my dad died and other stuff. My dog was cracking me up tonight. I just chased him a little and he runs all over the house and up and down the couch and tosses his chew toys in the air and then sits there panting and all tired and he still wants to play. He is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 1, 2015

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 31-35, F 1 Response Jun 3, 2011

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    For an hour he slept curled up in a corner of

    the couch and couldn't care less what I was doing. One kid gets up, sits by me, and here he comes. Suddenly he needs to be right next to me, so he squeezes in between as much as he can and the rest of him just sits on her til she moves. I get that one breakfast, sit down with...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    One is a 65 pound golden retriever the other an All American - Boxer/Great Pyrenees/Vizsla mix. If you want a dog get a real dog not a fu fu one!! 😝😝
    steverick steverick 56-60, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    (1am and my 6 year old picks his head up from his pillow) My kid: "Daddy? I have a question." Me: "What's the matter babe?" My kid: "Have you ever seen a cow with a green eyebrow...
    StraCat StraCat 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I used to like cats, figuring they were better, easier than dogs. But my wife is allergic to them - badly in fact, so we had no pets.Then one day she tells me that her son was...
    tjw747 tjw747 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    At least once or twice during our walk, my dog comes across an irresistible spot. A spot so rich in whatever it is that a dogs nose finds valuable, that the dog stops on a dime...
    AgentSeven AgentSeven 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    So right now I have my two little dogs, a terrier/poodle mix and a possible shiba inu mix. And our big dog, a Great Dane/blue tick coonhound mix and oh yeah, her 16 3 week old...
    Env06 Env06 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Im surprised i never wrote this story but anyway, yes i have a scar. I was two years old when my mother dropped me and my older brother off at my grandmothers house before she went...
    cherryarie1 cherryarie1 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    My brother was hitting me. Not for real though, he was just doing it to elicit a reaction from my dog and it was the best. cause my dog growled at him. but since he was a house...
    chucku45 chucku45 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    so my gf's dog was eating its own vomit. I thought u know if I had not seen this gross sh*t then I would never know so I just walked away. I will never kiss her or her stupid dog...
    samhart1 samhart1 46-50, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Just one reason I hate dogs. Because dogs bark a lot. That's why I prefer cats, but just one cat is enough.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Dogs > Every other being. Dogs make the world go round
    N0wherefast N0wherefast 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Like...why do dogs get so much respect? All they are is a smelly, dirty, rotten creatures. My family loves their dogs more than they love me. I'm my opinion, dogs are the worst...
    Sicgoat173 Sicgoat173 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    It Isn't Actually My Dog.Its My Mother's Friend Dog She Is A Caucasian Shepherd Dog She Very Lovely And Friendly She Becomes Very Happy When She Sees Me Because I Always Take Her...
    Leadslotru Leadslotru 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    Ive had Fritos since he was 9 months old, a gift from my boyfriend. His name is the name he came with from the shelter. He runs to the door with his leash ready to always go on a...
    Rmasters1 Rmasters1 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Like? I LOVE DOGS! This is my dog, Kaworu . He's a Whippet :3 I just love love love him 😍
    Genesol Genesol 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    I TEND TOWARDS THE SHY MORE THAN THE OUTGOING. Same when I chose our first dog 14 years ago. I am fundamentally a shy and ritiring man that just prefers living on the outskirts of...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 5 Responses a week ago

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    I have a service dog for my psychiatric disorder. She's a cute Chihuahua and people can't tell I have this disorder just by looking at me. My family knows how much my Matilda helps...
    matildamarie matildamarie 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    We have 6 dogs because my moms a freaking idiot and just keeps getting more like we have more dogs than we have human beds and that's like a problem I think
    PreTeenSally PreTeenSally 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    I know nature takes its course and even dogs in old age suffer the same as humans. Yet the story of this dog made me tear. I imagine myself as an old man doing the same last jog on...
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 3 Responses Jan 29

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    My dog Brooklyn she's a big dog lol
    JoeyAshton JoeyAshton 18-21, M 5 Responses Jan 29

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    Lessons learned. Do not ride your bike to your introduction meeting when looking to adopt a dog. I didn't even give it a second thought, as i rode up to the little park where you...
    jackfrost09 jackfrost09 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 29

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    A little background. I know reading stinks but I'm telling you, this one is worth it. So I have a neighbor. We will call her "scar" because I am sure she has many. We moved...
    RoseyPosey2015 RoseyPosey2015 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    (cw: self-harm) My dog is a 10-year old stray we found on the street one day. The vet said her left eye was popped and that she was a victim of animal abuse. On the first few days...
    chloeprice chloeprice 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    I've never really talked about it except to people I'm closest to, so here goes nothin. When we started dating he treated me like I was precious and gave me attention i had never...
    SnowWhite87 SnowWhite87 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 27

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    I have been thinking of getting a dog, finally. i've never had one, which seems stupid. but i concrened about the responsibilty. meaning will i still be a good owner in six months...
    jackfrost09 jackfrost09 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 27

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    This is Ellie. We adopted her a few months after we lost our 13-year-old dog to lymphoma. She was 8 weeks old when we brought her home and she's now 2 years old. She's the sole...
    BellaLocura BellaLocura 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 26

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    I love dogs. My dog died. I think dogs are pretty amazing
    Anthony2400 Anthony2400 22-25, M 5 Responses Jan 24

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    Let me share my rather crazy story, in fact as I'm laying here in bed at 09:35 on a Sunday morning I wonder if it is actually as crazy as my brain makes it out to be but read on...
    halphgracie halphgracie 31-35, M Jan 24

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    Ok so this feeling was building up for a long time now and I just need to get this out. I absolutely hate dogs. So much. Like why do people like these filthy creatures? Dogs are...
    Sicgoat173 Sicgoat173 16-17, F Jan 23

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    There's nothing I love more than dogs...unless it's more dogs.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 23

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    so this coon hound of my sisters...so adorable. ok dog drank a little yeager off the floor. dog was surprised at the music suddenly coming from my phone but when a dog cuddles up...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M Jan 23

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    my dog hit by a van! that lazy driver ! my neighbor was on the side of the road and saw the van that runs up to 80 - 90 kph ,they don't even think that the dog gonna hit by a van...
    phaulex phaulex 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 21

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