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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    I have been fortunate to have dogs as pets since 5th grade in School. Here I am sharing Brutus the Lhasa Apso we lost last year. and Ringo-III, was a black Lab which we lost...
    Shinesaathlove Shinesaathlove 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    I met him almost 18 months ago, it was lightening.. incredible chemistry immediately. I had never experienced anything like it in my life... I remember the day, I remember...
    Scorpionchild Scorpionchild 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    Today I left my boyfriend of over 2 years mostly because of his dog. He is a dog lover and I don't mind them to a certain extent. My boyfriend has had this dog for almost six...
    Ovetit Ovetit 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Some thoughts on dog training: Dog training can a very touchy subject between people. There are two very different styles of training a dog I have encountered over the years, on...
    Lemartes Lemartes 31-35, M Jul 18

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    Seriously, I HATE my boyfriends dog. He got his dog from his ex, and no im not jealous of the dog or that he got it from his ex. This dog is ruining our relationship. I recently...
    kimberlyfaith21 kimberlyfaith21 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    ok i'm a true dog lover.when my daughter was 13 ,her and my older son was home alone .our dog chopper a pit bull age 1 and a couple months was sleeping on my sons lap.we had him...
    jerr90631 jerr90631 51-55, M Jul 16

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    I have had at least one dog most of my life. I have worked with dogs a lot in my professional life. I share my home with two dogs right now ( I would never say I own them, as it's...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 2 Responses Jul 2

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    I used to be totally fascinated by all types of dog training. I even went to a sheepdog trial because I loved Border Collies. I trained my own dog in agility and really wanted to...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Dogs are truly our best friends. If you have ever had a dog big or small, mutt or pure bred, old or young, you know how a dog loves unconditionally -> "A dog is the only thing on...
    AMB97 AMB97 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    My family said it wasn't my fault. The vet said it was a respiratory infection. But I cannot get over the grief and guilt feeling it was completely my fault. I was doing sit-ups...
    candy2099 candy2099 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I CANT STAND DOG DISCRIMINATION! Today I was at the dog park with my 2yr old red nose pit and also my blue nose baby pitbull 4 mo. My 2yr old pit was off leash in the dog park...
    Jaidori Jaidori 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    My wife and I adopted a retired racing greyhound about six months ago. We'd been considering a dog for the last ten years, but really wanted to wait until the time felt right. Her...
    BJH72 BJH72 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    The first dog I got died yesterday after a risky surgery. Through the years of me leaving home and going to college, she has become my dad's dog. Once all of his children (and wife...
    Daisylove612 Daisylove612 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I just found out that my dog of 9 years has heart worms. His name is buddy and he absolutely loves people and other dogs. I've already recently lost one dog I can't lose him too. I...
    Cagedbird2 Cagedbird2 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    On A Hot Dog It was in middle school. They were serving hot dogs in the cafeteria & after I received my tray of hot dog & other cafeteria food, I went to put some ketchup in it...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My heart loves many. Each love is different and means something different to me. I wish my heart was more reluctant to love because often it gets broken. I know well the childish...
    babybop12 babybop12 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 7

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    It's not easy living with my family. A passive aggressive mother with massive expectations, a psychotic brother who often cracks and goes on rampaged, and a father living at...
    SCLegacy SCLegacy 70+, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    So loyal, so adorable. Dogs are the best. I have a german Sheperd Dog called Rusty. I do so much with him and I feel so save with him by my side. I know no matter what happens or...
    Jennyred Jennyred 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Honestly i'd rather spend the day with my dog than with most people, a friend of mine had a girlfriend who literally told him its me or the dog... He said pack your **** haha i...
    HowLongWillWeBeWaiting HowLongWillWeBeWaiting 22-25, M Jul 14

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    I loved my pitbull Roxy soo much it hurt, now that she's gone I feel so empty and desolate, why oh why can't dogs live longer. Dogs r the truest most loyal souls in the world. They...
    burnout77 burnout77 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    I'm morbidly obese I just a few weeks ago broke one of the hings that holds up my bed cause I'm 290 so I have an old GameCube holding it up and every time I lay down it cracks I'm...
    Gainerguy Gainerguy 16-17 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Glasses can be annoying sometimes. Like when you want to lie down to watch a movie.. and then you end up getting them crooked. That's annoying. I hate crooked glasses. And mine are...
    brittanys13 brittanys13 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Recently I have had strange recurring nightmares about Godzilla attacking, not even kidding. It always happens in the same building and the same scene but it plays out differently...
    HappyHart5 HappyHart5 16-17, F Jul 17

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    I went to a dog park when i was younger with my dad, sister and dog(of course). There was a brown poodle and apparently it had an attraction to kids and the owners didn't tell...
    ContagiousBrunette ContagiousBrunette 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I think my best friend's dad is really cute! She and him fight all the time but when He and I hang out we just have the most random, fun, and interesting conversations! He's...
    HeadWest HeadWest 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I could swear this dream happened before, but the first time I was alone. I'd be letting my dogs in from outside and somehow, there would be two of each of my dogs. Then, two lab...
    Jaytalon Jaytalon 13-15, F a week ago

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    "Like" dogs? No I LOVE dogs! I am such a dog person I have three! I love kids as well but just do not think I want any so they are my fur babies. Instead of a crazy cat lady I will...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm like 99% sure I do. My jaw cracks & pops out always ): My chiropractor says it's because my spine isn't aligned...? But honestly that doesn't make sense, I think he just wants...
    njgirll njgirll 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I really wanted a pet dog for so long it's honestly hard to take care of a dog. Right now I'm taking care of my grandmas dog and I thought it would be easy and a lot of fun but it...
    staciebenson520 staciebenson520 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I dreamt last night that I was inside my house looking outside at my cat (who passed away years ago) and she was anxiously walking along the fence because there were three male...
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I love my wife very much. I can do everything for my goddess wife. She always treat me like her slave and humilate me infront of others but I love her style and attitude. My...
    wifeslaveritesh wifeslaveritesh 26-30, M Jul 17

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    I love my dog. She's 13. Springer spaniel. Had her since I was 8. I've grown up with her. She's the love of my life. She sleeps in my bed. She snuggles me. We spoon. I feed her the...
    leo1292 leo1292 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    I think my dog, actually my sister's dog has a crush on Maggy, the girl dog neighbor. He loves to watch her walk past the house. He starts barking. And he's not neutered, so we...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Jul 18

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    Well I should say had a dog but in my eyes he's always going to be my dog and I love him think he was my first true love That dog was my life and I miss him so much il never forget...
    Lolbeansarefun Lolbeansarefun 13-15, M Jul 18

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    I had this dog for some years now, we got him after my sister became pregnant but since she was so young my parents did not let her cintinue her pregnancy instead they bought her a...
    sophisticated26 sophisticated26 18-21 1 Response Jul 18

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    My dog Kitto is a Yorkinese & 1 yr 7 months. I had another dog, Jack, before (a Puggle). But he lived w/ my dad (who I don't really see) & my dad gave him away. So this is my first...
    girlinNJ girlinNJ 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I love dogs and other animals period. Lol I'm an animal lover. I have two dogs, a 4 yr old English cocker spaniel named Buddy and a 2 yr old yorkie poo named Apollo. I love walking...
    BayouBeauty09 BayouBeauty09 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    Her latest. She gloms onto a lot of things I do. I have a dog who is at least 15 years old. She used to be quite fond of him. She kept him overnight for me a couple months ago...
    hischelsea hischelsea 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    When I say annoying, I mean that she says and does things that makes me think "wtf? you really think thats funny?" or or "why would you even say/do that?" Shes a good sister, she...
    JosephMichaelSmith JosephMichaelSmith 18-21, M Jul 10

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    Yesterday... I went to catch chickens.. I tried putting the chicken in a cage but... Didn't put it in enough... :( Sooo... The doggie chased my chicken and bit it... The OGs kept...
    Dawb183 Dawb183 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I also want a dog. Preferably a Huskie or Shiba Inu or any bear like dog. They are so cuddly and I want one to sleep next to me at night.
    elleon88 elleon88 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 1

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