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I Have A Dog That Cracks Me Up

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    Our doggie Penny is a rescue :) She melts my

    heart. I LOVE when she is running & barking in her sleep!! unless she wakes me up! Lol it cracks me up how she tries to bite flies out of the air!! People love her everywhere we go!! : ) With all my health issues, she has truly saved me! Her looks she gives for different...
    PinkUnicorn26 PinkUnicorn26 26-30, F Jun 24

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    Purple Knickers.

    I couldn't find a pair of purple panties. I took Mika out side to do her business, and that's how I discovered where they had gone missing. Hmmm, on the bright side, no vet bill for bowel obstruction. I'm sure other dog owners have similiar stories to share?
    mikagirl mikagirl 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2013

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    My Siillyy German Dog

    my German Shepard is 5 years old and hes soo funny couse he sees hes shadow and still chases it lmao i miss him a lot i love animals here in Germany theirs no comparing of what i had PS. PEOPLE WHO KILL ANIMALS IN LIFE OR HURT THEM ARE GONNA ROT IN HELL OR BETTER GET THERE HEADS...
    pumking pumking 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5, 2012

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    What I Have Learned From Dogs

      I was born into a pretty successful German Farming Family whose origin was the Neckar Valley region near Heidelberg GE, My family always had dogs, Rottweilers actually and my mother bought her "Max" into her marriage as well.I was 3 months old when my mother was "caught...
    bepuzzled bepuzzled 51-55, M Sep 3, 2012

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    xxXxSkyxXxx xxXxSkyxXxx 18-21, F Aug 4

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    My Chihuahua Humps A Lion....

    my 12yrs old applehead chihuahua humps a lion...she is fixed. She found this lion from my daughters crib and once she did it was hers for ever....she runs around holding it by the neck and wil position it properly. and will hump the thing till she is on her head almost ready to...
    trust2love trust2love 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 3, 2011

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    TheUnpredictable9 TheUnpredictable9 18-21, F Aug 11

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    Jessica5431 Jessica5431 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    SquirrellyGal2493 SquirrellyGal2493 18-21 Aug 17

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    eliminaterethan eliminaterethan 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 3

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    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 17

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    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    euphoricvoyage euphoricvoyage 26-30, F Aug 13

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    michael1971 michael1971 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    hans13 hans13 51-55, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    LeonardFinch LeonardFinch 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    dannygirl89 dannygirl89 22-25, F Aug 16

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    Life is like a walk in the dog park. You can walk around it, step in it, pick up after others, or just complain about it, but dogs