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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    I love black people so much,

    I think we should all own one.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 18, 2014

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 4 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    My friend informed me

    that I have a dry sense of humor. I never really thought of myself with a dry sense of humor, I always thought I was just good at saying witty things. Giving it some thought I have realized that I do indeed have a dry sense of humor. Amazing how our perception of ourselves can...
    Captainbicurious Captainbicurious 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27, 2014

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    Ouch!! :( any tips for dry skin? :/
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Tbh .. I don't want anything serious.. I'm not ready for the emotional part yet .. 😁
    bprice0600 bprice0600 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    I sing in a choir.LOL!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    If my tumble dryer could tell jokes it would have a dry sense of humour
    XUD9 XUD9 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 5

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    This is the phrase that I use on EP when people aren't using or don't seem to have basic sense. Whether it's constant generalizations, they're not thinking, they're completely...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 3

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    Well it should just be like idk, everyone should have common sense. It shouldn't be something that should be admired. Sadly, a lot of people don't have it or they just don't use it...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Okay, so maybe this isn't normal, and maybe some of you reading this will turn up your nose in disgust, but this is just a thing I've noticed that is a part of my life that I...
    whyphy whyphy 13-15, F Feb 4

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    Oh dear god... Dear god. Dear god. Oh my god. Holy ****! Oh my ******* god! Absolutely the most mind-blowing thing I've ever experienced. I'd even venture to say that it's the...
    metaphylosopher metaphylosopher 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    Unfortunately for me my humor always comes out at the worst times -_- For instance my friend fell down a flight of stairs injuring her ankle right before a volleyball game a couple...
    WhoNeedsAUsername WhoNeedsAUsername 16-17, F 8 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Doesnt mean I have a crude sense of humour, I am open to solicitations.
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 3 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Going to McDonald's for a salad makes about as much sense as going to a hooker for a hug.
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 9 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    When I was a teenager, there were times when I was angry, but there was a little trick to help me get over my anger. That little trick was humor. Since then, I always enjoyed...
    growingwisdom growingwisdom 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I have known for 3 yrs that I have Hashimoto's but I believe I have had it for 25 yrs. It started during my 2nd pregnancy. My Dr over the years kept treating the symptoms with...
    physio56 physio56 56-60, F 12 hrs ago

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    Dry erase boards are remarkable!
    XUD9 XUD9 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    I like to be with people that have a good sense of humor. I do not like to hear or see people try to be standup comics. I think standup comics are just looking to get some...
    planter715 planter715 51-55, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I have such a weird sense of humor that probably no one would get. If I become a comedian, I would probably stand on stage cracking up at my own jokes lol.
    ohangela ohangela 13-15, F 4 Responses Feb 1

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    Lmfao ! I really do have a weird sense of humor . Do you ?
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I completely agree with this group. I find that a sense of humor is extremely important. Hey, life is hard enough, and the last thing i want to do is make it harder. Life comes...
    growingwisdom growingwisdom 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 15

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    I have that one weird sense of humor no one understands. Sometimes it makes me feel horrible because no one understands me. If I wanna say a joke I just push it down. I don't try...
    curvygirl55 curvygirl55 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Lets face something. Life sucks. It doesn't matter if you're the homeless person living in a dumpster or a multibillionaire who inherited their wealth. There are elements of...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    A good sense of humor is vital to being happy in my opinion. They say laughter is the best kind of medicine. Being so uptight all the time and cranky won't do you any good. So...
    GlockBlocked GlockBlocked 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Believe a Good Sense of Humor Is Important
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    because there's nothing like a good laugh. I love to make ppl around me laugh, whether it's by making a funny remark, joke or just being sarcastic. A good sense of humor is always...
    LeeOmar88 LeeOmar88 26-30, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    If you loose one sense, your other senses are enhanced, is that why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance ?
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Lmfao .......... Some Friday night humor
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M Feb 20

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    I have a weird sense of humour - I find this funny:“A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men...
    EclipseV EclipseV 31-35, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    Myths about the top 10 most common mental illnesses: 10. Antisocial Personality Disorder: Myth: Somebody who avoids social interaction is “antisocial”. Truth: Many people...
    LostandFading LostandFading 18-21, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    For the past 5 months I have had difficulty breathing often when I exercise. It started playing field hockey and has continued all through basketball and into softball season. I am...
    amchutt120 amchutt120 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    But seriously anyone else eat gummy bears in pairs so that none of them have to die alone? :)
    Xychorite Xychorite 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Life is better when you have friends with the same sick twisted personality as yourself .
    Heartbroken46 Heartbroken46 41-45, F 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    ​I've had this on and off since I was about 11 or 12. It is basically a specific type of eczema. It always breaks out just around my nose. I have researched it extensively, and...
    JulietteZephyr JulietteZephyr 22-25, F 53 mins ago

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    Best friend: My stomach hurts, I think I may have constipation. Me: Meh. *shrugs* You've always been full of sh1t.
    TheMisanthropeOtaku TheMisanthropeOtaku 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    This little story is dedicated to Robert, one of the most kind gentleman I know. He is my best friend here on EP. He's stuck by me through thick and thin and most times he really...
    mguinm mguinm 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 1

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    I drew a zombi kitty......what have you done with your life
    Drbosspaws Drbosspaws 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 4

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    Pick up lines that will get you beat up .... Yo babe, I'm like a box's of Honey Bunches of Oats, I'm a mouthful of joy. Nice legs babe, what time do they open? You have very...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 6 Responses Feb 6