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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 173 People

    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    I love black people so much,

    I think we should all own one.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 18

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    http://www.experienceproject.

    com/stories/Just-Have-To-Say/4445569
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 23

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 28

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    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F Oct 29

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    People find my sense of humor. because its either. 1.Dirty. 2. Rude. 3.Why referenced. 4. Thats plain weird.
    ShhhAnon ShhhAnon 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 31

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