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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though.Ā 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    I've been like this since a was little. But it seems the older I have gotten so has the problem. Not many people know this about me but I have senses that are very high strung. My...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    At super this my son states that he intends to visit Brazil. My husband, who is infinitely filled with wisdom, replies that my son should look into the possibility of starting a...
    emmasbackporch emmasbackporch 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    A two year old who dances like Elvis.Amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4wt824D1Bqg
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    I can't stand unfairness. Who are anyone to say they are worth more than others?
    thao333 thao333 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    You will need it for this one! https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/s526x395/1236910_10152293262851963_886922290_n.png If only we could find the formula...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 1 day ago

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    Firstly, if you have a sense of humor, please watch: http://pollystreaming.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Season-1-Episode-2b-Ripped-Pants_v7105 Secondly, here's my story: Two years...
    LEMONkinks LEMONkinks 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I feel, horrible. I have for about three weeks now, more or less. More this week. Of course, it may be because I actually stack two blank nights, and one three hours night, in that...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F Mar 29

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    I've discovered that I love going shopping with my youngest. He's easy with the plan, goes anywhere without complaining, and he's refreshingly patient, giving me all the time I...
    jenga1 jenga1 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 13

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    Beliefs/Religions Sorry if this seems sarcastic because I am. I think we all have the rights to believe in anything we want. I always try to accept the fact that people have...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I believe I have common sense but whoever chose this cover photo didn't.
    PteMatriarch PteMatriarch 13-15, F a week ago

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    No, I'm not perfect by a long shot, I've done some really stupid things in my past, but Jesus, I have more sense and consideration than to do anything to mess up anyone's lives...
    suzieb1971 suzieb1971 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have had many, many experiences of precognition throughout my life. They usually arise out of periods of doubt where I am worried about where the future may take me. They range...
    thisiseph thisiseph 22-25, F Mar 25

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    Well, if you want to get technical, I still am. I'm still in and out of a few of the shelters in my area. However, I know this is a temporary situation that was meant to teach me...
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    this is my story on how i managed to beat Lupus and the HOrrIBLE JOINT pain-- WOW!!!! Congratulations Crystal :) I'm so happy to receive your email and learn how much better you...
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    SomedaySomeday you’ll gonna realizeOne day you’ll see through my eyesBut then i won’t even be thereI’ll be happy somewhereEven if i can’tI knowYou...
    Lightsinmotion Lightsinmotion 70+ 2 hrs ago

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    I'm always the one making like jokes that don't make sense and then I'm the only one who laughs at them. But my besties get my sense of humor... Sometimes.
    BBBritPlease BBBritPlease 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have a less than average sense of humor but I live every minute of it
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    Life can be tough sometimes. However, I also think we all have a tendency to take life too seriously and obsess about things that, in the larger scheme of things, might not be all...
    AnonymousEP77 AnonymousEP77 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 25

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    A life without humor is a fate worse than death to me
    Sasorii Sasorii 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Yeah me too. Most don't get my humor and I'm usually the only one laughing but at least I amuse myself
    greengemini greengemini 41-45, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I just checked my last story I posted and its almost been a year sense I have been on this site! Maybe its a sign I shouldn't work two jobs?
    starlight721 starlight721 18-21 7 hrs ago

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    Now that some time has passed ... I can laugh at how horrible my birthday weekend was :-) I can't believe I actually renamed it in my planner to "**** house weekend" hahaha That...
    thislittlejourney thislittlejourney 26-30, F Mar 24

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    It's wonderful having a daft, childish sense of humour. Seeing the funny side of life, even if it's dark humour, helps me get through even the baddest of days.
    RicRaver RicRaver 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Haha funny :D Onions would make a lot more sense.
    yesenia25 yesenia25 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    I ******* laugh at too much and some things aren't funny at all that other people laugh at lol if that makes sense
    lysschris lysschris 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Up until a year ago I had no idea that I had a problem. I assumed things I felt was just how I was. After a few suicide attempts and finally getting help, I was diagnosed with...
    dccoh dccoh 36-40, M Apr 4

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    Many of my friends can't help laughing at the jokes I crack, or sometimes just simply hearing me laugh. My sense of humour is something that I am thankful for (a great icebreaker...
    aneliskam aneliskam 13-15, F Apr 13

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    My little girl is now a woman. She is 20 years old and engaged to be married. I'm so happy for her. My little girl is getting married. I'm leaving the house to her and her...
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    The Irish, God and Whiskey An Irishman was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said...
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    My best friend all through elementary recently moved away. She wasn't the kind of friend you talk to, though, she was just fun to be around. We had the same sense of silly, non...
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