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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    I love black people so much,

    I think we should all own one.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 18, 2014

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27, 2014

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    My friend informed me

    that I have a dry sense of humor. I never really thought of myself with a dry sense of humor, I always thought I was just good at saying witty things. Giving it some thought I have realized that I do indeed have a dry sense of humor. Amazing how our perception of ourselves can...
    Captainbicurious Captainbicurious 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    Because it's Humor,Smartness Duh
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    You might look at my profile and think I'm a depressive with no humour. Yes, my posts are real and I suffer from depression, but it doesn't mean I'm incapable of sense of humour. I...
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    For a bloody good laught!
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I came to have sex and drink milk, and I've got a gallon of milk to go.
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm gonna bend these words a bit. I have the great fortune of having a rather phenomenal group of friends on here....and one of the things I find some amazing is how we all seem...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 11 Responses Jul 24

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    I used to think that finding the right one was about the man having a list of certain qualities. If he has them, we'd be compatible and happy. Sort of a checkmark system that was a...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    I was talking about selling my body for money. My artist friend said she'd let me know if anyone needs a model. I have to admit, that sounds like a much better idea than becoming a...
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 23

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    What's with people sense of humor now a days...I wonder. I got a message from an EP member yesterday, asking me from where I was (country) I responded to him that I was from...
    l1skub4n l1skub4n 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    Definitely! I have some dear old friends that live across town from me. The Mr. of the couple is a well-read, witty, smart, intelligent, sharp, and one of the funniest people I...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M Jul 21

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    I have a very weird sense of humour yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 21

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    I am definitely a person who is not afraid to take risks. I will try almost anything at least once no matter how dangerous it might be. I have always lived on the edge and done...
    girlfullofenergy girlfullofenergy 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Cause they're not smiling but their eyes twinkle :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 20

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    heartIs relative and vague.Every manifested word that pass my lips comes straight from the choice opted of, and is of the voice of my soul alone out of my souls mouth and its only...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter 70+, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    He's amazingly perfect and beautiful. When he talks to me, he makes me feel worth something. He has the best personality ever. He has the greatest sense of humor ever. And he's...
    imveryboring imveryboring 13-15, F Jul 19

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    If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too :D We'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs. :p
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    I laughed about this for the rest of the day. In the hospital I work in, when a patient has an infectious disease or a MRSA infection their door is marked with a yellow sheet with...
    Abayoumi Abayoumi 26-30, F Jul 17

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    Hello any one else have this problem weird send of humor
    Tastymeat Tastymeat 41-45, M Jul 17

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    Why do we say "hang up the phone" when what we have in our hands is a cellphone?
    KaleidoscopeMoment KaleidoscopeMoment 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 17

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    People rarely get my jokes. If you were able to follow the thought pattern that led me to say what I said it might be funny, but then I'd have to explain it to you, and that just...
    aquiver aquiver 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life – looking for a reason to laugh is necessary. A sense of humor helps us to get through the...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I find having a sense of humor is important to me. If I can make you laugh, then you "get it". If you walk around taking everything seriously and never laugh, I'm going to get...
    CJRed73 CJRed73 41-45, M 4 Responses Jul 16

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    My biggest strength is my Sense of Humor.I know that I can make my living on it.I am grateful to have this quality rather than anything else.
    PG90 PG90 18-21, M Jul 16

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    I work for 5 men but one of them is my favorite. When I went to China, I bought T a red silk tie with yellow dragons on it.When he went to China, he said he had bought something...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 28 Responses Jul 16

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    If you don't have a good sense of humor I probably will not enjoy talking to you...
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate...
    OrphanBlackFan OrphanBlackFan 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    Friend: You can do it man! Guy: I can't, I'm nervous. What if she says no? Friend: She isn't gonna say no, just go for it. Guy: Can I please have more ketchup?
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F