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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F Jun 27

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though.Β 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    converted converted 46-50, M Jun 23

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    I believe that people become adults when they realize that they'll have to work for what they want and need.
    GoodLyndi GoodLyndi 41-45 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My jokes aren't always good, but once in a while it's funny. I also like when people make me laugh, it breaks the tension and everyone has fun.
    MelodieSlute MelodieSlute 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 26

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    You are WELCOME people!! Haha
    LOOKN4NSIGHT43 LOOKN4NSIGHT43 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    If you make me laugh there's a huge chance I will love you forever like for real lmaoooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚-ari
    zakiana15 zakiana15 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    You are walking in the park at dusk and you see this,what would you do? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/p480x480/525377_555963044444628_46714772_n.jpg...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 6 Responses Jul 6

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    Priceless.
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Lol. Lmao. But. Not mad at me. Lol Lmao.
    converted converted 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I've been told I have a dry sense of humor. Not sure if that's good or bad, but anyway... I believe everybody has a sense of humor, and without it, the world would be pretty damn...
    EmmaLL1999 EmmaLL1999 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I like to laugh. I have a sense of humor and I really admire people that can laugh. It's so much fun to talk to someone that can make me smile or laugh even when I don't want to...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 7 Responses Jul 7

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    When it's super hot outside, Me: "😫 Damn it's hotter than Harry Potter!!!" Person I'm with at the time : πŸ˜’ "that doesn't makes any sense" Me: πŸ˜’ "but it rhymes"
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    POLITICAL SPEECH OF A PROMINENT WOMAN TO THE WOMAN'S CLUB We must have what man has. It may not be very much, but we mean to have it. If we cannot get it without friction, then we...
    AverageSized AverageSized 46-50, M 13 hrs ago

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    Have you ever in your life seen a cow washed and blow dried hahaha well here you go haha :)
    TrooperShine TrooperShine 22-25, M 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Anybody else agree with this? πŸ˜” Hi. My name is Hashimoto’s. I’m an invisible autoimmune disease that attacks your thyroid gland causing you to become hypothyroid.
I am now...
    sarahglass sarahglass 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I laugh at the things most people don't, and I don't laugh at things that most people do. I love dry humor and extremely nerdy jokes like the one below:
    youthberry youthberry 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    Life's tough if you're not open to a sense of humor. You'll become demoralized, humiliated, and uncomfortable, but one thing that can't be taken from you is your ability to laugh...
    rafa194162 rafa194162 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I do not believe in the supernatural. I was born and raised Catholic but I do not practice the faith. I am not sure if I could really sense death. I am not sure if it's a...
    octaliug octaliug 36-40, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    The only thing I'm thankful for when I have a dry cough is that I can finally do those gurgling screams that heavy metal/punk/rock artists do.
    AntiHelix AntiHelix 18-21, M Jul 5

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    Was eating dry peanut butter cereal and went to wash my greasy hands when I was done. Got really amused that I was washing fatty peanut oil off my skin with animal fat (soap...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    It's weird in the sense that I almost got literally expelled from my school thanks to my sense of humor. I believe everything can be made fun of. EVERYTHING. That doesn't mean I...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    "When troublesome days seem to make life empty, a lot of silly thoughts can help your mind remain fertile. Your sense of humor can also bring sunshine." β€” Dodinsky
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 5

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    My sense of humor Genuine. I Like Practical Jokes. Than It becomes handy to laugh. Like now, my Spell check is block by EP- Admin..The Woman of Gaisha, name Ur Masum. She always...
    milonrasna milonrasna 41-45, F Jul 14

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    I used a gif of Paul Ryan lifting weights for a Multimedia & Webpage Design project. My teacher said I had a weird sense of humor.
    notsofab notsofab 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I have been fighting this feeling for my entire life, sorting out what emotions are mine and what emotions are coming from those around me. I guess I was just scared that it would...
    Hiddenoutside Hiddenoutside 22-25, F 1 hr ago

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    Im very sarcastic and I love dead pan and smart humor. Robert Downey Jr. Is my man and so is Jake Gyllenhaal. I Love SNL( Saturday Night Live) and my favorite part of the show is...
    Lunawoofy Lunawoofy 18-21 Jun 23

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    "Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is...
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jun 27

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    I don't know why I love dark humor
    tommyfung tommyfung 16-17, M 2 Responses Jun 30

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    If any one has seen the movie meet the Spartans and hellbaby and did nothing but laugh you might understand my humor it's cooked as **** hahaha
    kerw94 kerw94 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I'm intolerant and like to make fun of other people (jokes about disabled people and something like that) but thats my humor :----(
    wildmare wildmare 66-70, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    I have had the honor to chat with some lively and sweet humorous people here. You know who you are. ;) Thank you for the laughs and giggles! But we must always remember: It...
    mshell1981 mshell1981 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    love inappropriate humor. or racist jokes. the type of stuff a number if people would get offended about, but the rest would kinda just chuckle
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It's totally inappropriate and wrong, but I can't help it. I just went through a divorce. He is old enough to be my father, and he even joked around about it, saying I could be his...
    stargirl84 stargirl84 26-30, F 3 Responses Jun 24

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    I have a twisted since of humor too!!!
    slymacman slymacman 36-40, M Jun 30

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    Warning : My sense of humor may hurt your feelings or offend you. I suggest you to suck it up! Cause I change for no one.
    Johnnystha Johnnystha 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 28

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    Anyone who doesn't have a weird sense of humour, GOBILYE (Get Out Before I Lick Your Elbow)
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 30

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    I have a vague idea. I love intelligence and a good sense of humor. But beyond that and a love for video games, I have no specific sense of what I want. I like both long and short...
    jsshado jsshado 18-21, M Jul 2

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    Believe it or not, I do have a good sense of humour. Life problems apart, and let's face it, we all have them to a greater or lesser extent, I love a good laugh and sharing a bit...
    SlowWhispa SlowWhispa 36-40, F Jul 9

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    Being a vegetarian wouldn't make too much sense when living in the Pokemon world.
    deersa deersa 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 12

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