I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 205 People

    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

    My friend informed me

    that I have a dry sense of humor. I never really thought of myself with a dry sense of humor, I always thought I was just good at saying witty things. Giving it some thought I have realized that I do indeed have a dry sense of humor. Amazing how our perception of ourselves can...
    Captainbicurious Captainbicurious
    18-21, F
    Jan 14, 2015
    zuzi57 zuzi57
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Sep 7, 2012

    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 13, 2011

    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 3, 2010

    I love black people so much,

    I think we should all own one.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 18, 2014

    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57
    51-55, F
    Apr 29, 2012
    zuzi57 zuzi57
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 28, 2012
    zuzi57 zuzi57
    51-55, F
    Apr 29, 2012
    zuzi57 zuzi57
    51-55, F
    May 11, 2012

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