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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    I love black people so much,

    I think we should all own one.
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 18

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    http://www.experienceproject.

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 23

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 4 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    Alyeskaa Alyeskaa 26-30, F Dec 7

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    My husbands new car reads his text messages aloud......imagine how much fun I can have with that!!!
    Deedle623 Deedle623 51-55, F 3 Responses Dec 8

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    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 Dec 10

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    I have a chemistry joke but I forgot how to react.
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 1 Response Dec 11

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    My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... It's called LUNCH!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky 31-35, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    Found these from March this year. A man received message from his neighbor.. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night, I am using when you are not present at home...
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 Dec 5

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    Whenever I wash my socks, an elf is free.
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 1 Response Dec 8

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    I used to get; I like you You're cute I would so date you if you are here And I never know how to reply. . . . BUT now I do; I like me too! Along with trails of 435867 people on...
    10Scorpio96 10Scorpio96 18-21 2 Responses Dec 11

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    Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height. Or, should I say, his lack...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 11

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    Thought I'd post a naked photo of myself. Lol
    RoseC67 RoseC67 46-50, F 12 Responses Nov 28

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    Hi! I am 22. I haven't been to a doctor about everything yet, but I would like to know if anyone has experienced what I am going through. First of all, all my life, I have always...
    paula8910 paula8910 22-25, F Dec 2

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    so my ex-BFF just totally destroyed me, just riipped me out of her life(besides the fact i see her every day at school) now i will refrain from cursing so i can post this but hes...
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 1

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    I met her for the fist time in 1998. I know a long time ago but that was when it started. We road the same bus to and from High school. She was the first lady to refuse my advances...
    Thanval Thanval 31-35, M Nov 23

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    And my alters have decided that they have found us the one. I'm just wondering if anyone else has alters like mine. Because of my alters all being me, and the fact that I have no...
    AbyssalSilence AbyssalSilence 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    I have a very low self-esteem. Like I like my body, but I hate my face. I took the manly features of my dad's face and my mom's hair. I have a big head for my height too. And it's...
    azngirl123 azngirl123 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Little kid: "im Billy and im 5" me: cool. Little kid: "im gonna have a better job then this whem im your age" me: "oh yeah? Well while youre waiting; youre only here because the...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 8 hrs ago

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    My best friend's Aunt is basically obsessed with frying anything whenever she can. Her fire alarm went off and she threw it in the frying pan! Alex: Would you like one or two fire...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I have met a number of Ascended Masters during my lifetime, some like Rama, I just met in passing. But aside from Kuthumi, there are three that stand out: Hilarion, Babaji and...
    Orion33 Orion33 51-55, M Nov 28

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    It is a beautiful sunny day....with a few flurries in the air. I was just outside to hang some laundry on the clothes line. It is so nice to have this opportunity, as I live in...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Well you see I try to see humor in bad situations. Not all the time. I know when it's time to take things serious. But if you know anything about me you know that I'm a bit of a...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    When I hang around my two friends offline(whom are currently my only two friends) the guy gets more of my humor than her. They're dating and I truly enjoy the company. They're both...
    Sacryfice Sacryfice 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    A good sense of humor is very important. I find a guy 10x more attractive if they can make me laugh :)
    AlexisH94 AlexisH94 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm sorry but this was perfect for my inappropriate sense of humor.
    forbidden67 forbidden67 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    Today my boss told me he wants another 30 years out of me and I have to work until I'm 76 years old! Wow and I thought I was the one with the weird sense of humor. In fact he's...
    666Charmed 666Charmed 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 2

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    My sense of humor seems to range from bizarre to downright terrifying. As odd as it sounds, I find pooping in odd locations (while skydiving, in a mud bath at a spa, while scaling...
    beatingdepression beatingdepression 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I can find humor in the silliest of places! I also think its necessary for some situations... Even bad ones at times and with the right people.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    Why'd hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. My wierd humor.
    incrediblelife1011 incrediblelife1011 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    I'm not sure if this is the right place since I am not the girl but rather have a story about one. Sophomore year of 2008 I made a dear friend. She would flow with joy and we'd...
    icingh icingh 22-25, M Nov 25

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    I enjoy morbid humor, which can freak people out sometimes. Luckily, my friends love me and laugh at my jokes.
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F Dec 3

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    Size doesn't matter,but numbers do. I can't bear uneven numbers,and it has recently come to my attention that my circle is now one shy of an even 12. Therefore,I am in search of...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 4 Responses Dec 6

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    Once someone knows me really well, it becomes easier for them to understand me... especially when I joke or when I don't even try lol, but most people find me humorous after...
    MsShortiie MsShortiie 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago