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I Have a Dry Sense of Humor

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    I'll Probably End Up Getting Lynched

    Sarcasm really does not come across well when written.  I've started ending any sarcastic/bitter/dry/cynical statement with (this is a joke).  I write the way I speak, and have come to realize that people tend to read things as though they are deadly serious.  I...
    Ryuuzaki Ryuuzaki 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 10, 2008

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    So I've Heard

    I can't say whether it's true or not, but I have been told by others that I have a dry sense of humor. I don't particularly like dry senses of humor in others, so I don't want to claim it for myself. But it probably is true.
    ExperienceReject ExperienceReject 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 3, 2010

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 23

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    People have told me that I have extremely dry

    sense of humor. And that I got it from my mother. But I don't even realize it. It's just I have a very different perspective on life in general, rather pessimistic. Blunt and honest, they say. Sometimes I just utter words the way I see it... and all the sudden, everyone in the...
    Vanglak Vanglak 22-25, F Jun 27

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F May 11, 2012

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    Sometimes, Most Times, People Just Don't Get My Humor

    I have a dry sense of humor. I crack jokes all the time but very few people seem to get it. I remember going through cafeteria and there was a lady serving us. She asked me if I wanted gravy on my mash potatoes. I said, "Is it diet?" She looked at me with a puzzled look and...
    UpOnDaRoof UpOnDaRoof 36-40, M 2 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2012

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    Understanding

    I have an odd sense of humor and many persons just don't seem to get my humor. I know i have a friend for life if they DO understand me though. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response May 13, 2011

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    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F 3 Responses Apr 29, 2012

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    Me Enjoying Jokes

    sorry did not use the teeth whitener for a while
    zuzi57 zuzi57 51-55, F Apr 29, 2012

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    y so srs? Don't be so serious all the time. I like to have a good laugh once in a while.
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    I'm don't think i have what you call a weird sense of humor I think it's called a dry sense of humor lol
    radicalkiah radicalkiah 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    To make it on this planet you have to have a sense of humor. You need to be able to laugh at yourself as well. Women demand it. I can honestly say I have laughed my way into women...
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    I know no one is perfect but not everyone should have kids. Doctors and laws should get into parents' IQ, whether they have common sense or not, habits, and salary. Gosh! If one...
    destinii3 destinii3 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    At one in my point in my life I did. At another I couldnt go a single night with out some sort of substance to enhance my night. I loved how with a few sips changed everything...
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    On my way drive home with my son, we have a 'stupid' games. Like making puns and quizes. He ask me somebody is doing big on on the toilet. When he finished he realized that the...
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    The old lady fell down the well that had no water. She would have maybe survived if it had water but the pump was not working. Maybe we should all laugh cause, you know? That is...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 14

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    Sazzio: I have so many dry jokes t tell! =:D You: -_- Sazzio: How do you... You: (Ahem ahem) Sazzio, yer last jokes are not even dry... But they sure are funny (Laugh). Sazzio...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    If you have a good sense of humor you automatically make it to the top of my cool list! I almost would rather a guy have a good sense of humor than be super good looking!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    It doesn't matter what is on the outside. Humor is one of the few things to shine light on darkness. A sense of humor comes from the inside, where things really matter.
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    Hello) I'm looking for chat about curlers and hoods for dryer) write anyone is interested) my mail barbara7737@Yahoo.com
    DOMINABARBARA DOMINABARBARA 36-40, F 22 mins ago

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    I like talking to others with the same sense of humor. Sparking off one another with the oddest comments but still making some kind of twisted sense. I don't judge books or people...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    i hate people that take themselves too seriously. A sense of humor, a bit of self-irony is required
    Enjoyyourlife Enjoyyourlife 26-30, M Aug 17

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    Too believe in a goo sense of humor helps you in lots of ways
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    I do. often times people who don't quite get me mistake it for sarcasm or bitterness. although yes, I admit that I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor. really though it is all...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response Jul 30

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    My sense of humor isn't weird, it's terrifying. I'm crazy. People try to tell me otherwise but I know the truth. I mean how many of you laugh at the fact that someone who was once...
    dontcallmekaikai dontcallmekaikai 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    I still laugh when people fart. :) I guess I have a childish sense of humor.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 14 Responses Aug 5

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    My sense of humor varies but most of the time its really dark and inappropriate
    SluttyNymph SluttyNymph 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 8

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