I Have a Friend Who Makes Bizarre Grunting Noises

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    And His Name Is Sam

    And he grunts these horrible, disgusting things at me. They seem really perverted, maybe even a little malicious. I'm scared for my life.
    Melody08 Melody08
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Feb 11, 2009

    Tennis Player

    Actually, I have several friends who make bizarre grunting noises...it seems to be quite common among tennis players.
    Dragon56 Dragon56
    56-60, M
    Oct 16, 2009

    Huergh

    Its mostly huergh. that or quorn.
    thesamwebb thesamwebb
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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