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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Never Trust A Beautiful Girl!

    - I grew up in Kirghiz Soviet Socialist Republic which is now known as Kyrgyzstan. My parents,my mother and stepfather,were still very unassimalated despite defecting from DPROK(commonly called North Korea) to USSR and our family rarely obeyed Soviet laws and customs. In the...
    DoonJi DoonJi 41-45, M Nov 22, 2014

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Q: What type of book has only characters and no story? A: A telephone book.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Feb 14

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    Lonely,hungry for your affection Sitting by the phone wishing for your attention I know you. Inside and out You make 10 calls a night to blow it all out Did my face cross your mind...
    OsageBetty OsageBetty 31-35, F Feb 9

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    the real stuffs, only if i am comfortable with you, know the real you, trust and believe you. otherwise, ask no questions and i will tell you no lies.
    graciousindifference29 graciousindifference29 26-30, F 11 hrs ago

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    if you are interested just message me and i will tell you.
    roldanvidad roldanvidad 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I think the best and most common of lies I usually hear are 1) I'm single 2) I love you 3) It's not what it looks like I have managed to translate them though lol :-)! 1) "I'm...
    Taumilynn Taumilynn 36-40 Feb 16

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    i want to tell you how I have not stopped thinking about you. how by just the thought of you meeting someone and falling in love hurts me so much. nothing ever even started between...
    lorena1 lorena1 26-30, F Feb 1

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    First you should promise me that you will listen to me !! , good , i will start . in generally iam a very sensitive man who could cry for any thing , my fantasy is very wide , some...
    umayyad umayyad 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    I will tell you my opinion, and I may not nessecarilly be nice about it
    Countrybae Countrybae 18-21, F Feb 5

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    Funniest thing about my name, it's written 4 different ways on 4 important papers, and government issued ID. When someone ask for my "legal" name, I truly respond, "Hell, I don't...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 5 Responses Feb 8

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    Anybody who is everybody I'll tell you how it is, I don't bull **** nothing
    BabyGirll1998 BabyGirll1998 16-17, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    If you ask me something I will usually tell you
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I'll tell you anything you want to know, but warning, I may ask questions jin return. Sometime I question myself and the thoughts that I have or the things that I do. I think I am...
    sunrise1946 sunrise1946 66-70 7 Responses Feb 12

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    Will Tell You 10 Things About Me 1. i have bed wetting 2.i cant swim 3. i still use pull ups and diapers 4. i use a life jacket 5. i have special needs 6. i hate dentists 7. i...
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    one day I was riding with my brother and my friends were around..the moment I got off the bike I was shot with questions like you have an elder brother??man your brother looks...
    beethjv beethjv 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    100 Things about The People's ChampionLet's go!1. You will never fully understand The People's Champion. You know why? 'Cause you got to live my life before you can understand who...
    DoctorSheldonCooper DoctorSheldonCooper 22-25 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I saw her picture. Face faded from too many years of drinking and grief. Her incandescence dimmed as much from loss as the suffering her put her through. When I knew her, the...
    Saylowman Saylowman 46-50, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    My story is pretty funny to me actually. I moved from my old school to a new one here in Dallas and I was not liking it. I joined the band at my new school and since I was a tuba...
    Ravenart Ravenart 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Need Help As i am attracted to big women,My MIL is perfect depiction of my fantecy,as i know her since my childhood as they were our close relatives,my marriage also have some...
    royelmonarch royelmonarch 26-30, M Feb 9

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    To My Boy Once upon a time, there was a girl. One day, she saw a boy from across a room and she fell in love. She’d never believed in love at first sight, but she didn’t...
    petbri petbri 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    I Love my Family I reside in Nashville I am currently separated I can't stand bullies I am from NY I love to work out I am battling depression I have not had a drink since dec 7 I...
    tru2self33 tru2self33 31-35, M 18 hrs ago

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    1. I have central heterochromia, each of my eyes are brown on the inside and green on the outside. 2. I am only 5'2. 3. My hair is naturally dirty blonde. 4. I was abused as a...
    galaxyle galaxyle 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    Well funny story actually. I was 12 and I decided to start using a new username for my gaming and other stuff. My old one being BluePuppy2 as of Blue's Clues and that I was the...
    goldenspider666 goldenspider666 16-17, M Feb 1

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    1: I have a fascination with leaving behind a story worth telling. 2: I collect other people's stories in a journal if I find them unique. 3: I have extremely vivid day dreams and...
    Desrass Desrass 16-17, M Feb 17

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    Hello everyone, My name is Wafa'a or you can call me fefe, I am from Saudi Arabia, I've seen many places of the world on TV screen and have known people from many countries...
    fefe93 fefe93 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I think people should stop being offended by words. "gay" for instance, is not insulting when used to describe something lame or stupid. Even if people started using it in an...
    TheTenaciousPirate TheTenaciousPirate 18-21, F 5 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    I also dont think "Negro and ******/Nigga" should be offensive. Although ******/Nigga is still defined as contemptuous, people dont use it to be racist. Most people use it when...
    TheTenaciousPirate TheTenaciousPirate 18-21, F 7 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    1. I like listening to country, rap, and club music. 2. I smoke e cigarettes. 3. I have way too much perfume in my house xD 4. I'm kinda addicted to sex 5. I love to text people...
    bemyforeverlove97 bemyforeverlove97 16-17, F 14 hrs ago

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    In my mind…. I am sitting in front of my computer. I have been a dominating force in all that I have done, mostly because I am running from a place I never want to return to. I...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    |1| I am fascinated by all cultures of the world, but I am most fascinated by the Asian culture - the music, the philosophy, the language, the history - every thing. |2| I am a...
    Hisoko Hisoko 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    1. I have 3 cats 2. my color is Orange 3. I am from Chicago 4. I hate perverts bullies and cheaters 5. I live in Tennessee 6. I have a baby girl Alyssa Nicole 7. my...
    snugglebear13 snugglebear13 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    1. I'm half Black and half Latino with my mother being the Black half. 2. I have never met my biological father. 3. I spent a decade and most of my childhood outside the United...
    OrchidOracle OrchidOracle 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1.) I can be funny when I want to be. 2.) I come off shy and/or stuck up, mostly shy 3.) I like to observe my surroundings quietly. 4.) I am not perfect as I have many issues...
    breakingfree88 breakingfree88 26-30 1 Response Feb 4

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    I tell the truth no matter what. In today's world, most people expect you to come up with some story but no I just tell it how it is. I rather have a smooth path than a rugged one...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Feb 6

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    1. My name is Nick 2. I currently live in New Jersey but I want to live in Australia 3. I despise the cold weather and snow 4. I want a job involved with either animals or studying...
    RatxInxAxCage RatxInxAxCage 18-21, M Feb 8

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    1) I listen to alternative music. 2) I'm single. 3) a battle depression. 4) I'm 14 hears old. 5) I have a crush but he doesn't know it.6) my favorite sport is hockey. 7) I'm such a...
    Kimberly02 Kimberly02 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 11

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