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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Well actually this more

    so happened to my brother, I was just along for the ride. My brother had this friend that I couldn't stand and he came over to the house when our parents were at work. Just a bunch of 10-14 year old kids alone in a house, what could happen? For the record I was 12 at the time...
    DeathSaw DeathSaw 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2015

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    This story is pretty short

    but here I go.. When I was in kindergarten I was drawing, and me being stupid I put a small crayon up my nose and it was so small I couldn't take it out. So I had to go to the hospital and I had it taken out using a pair of tweezers xD *facepalm
    KamilaCullen KamilaCullen 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 11, 2015

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Okay- I thought that

    if I didn't get my period I was gonna grow a penis. It's not that my parents didn't explain anything to me, I just didn't ask questions and just assumed a lot of things. I was under the impression that everyone gets their period at 13, and then BAM instant beauty and boobs...
    PizzaIsLove PizzaIsLove 18-21, F Nov 9, 2015

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    Once I made a bulls eye sign on my little

    sister's bum to aim at with a pencil. :D we laughed so hard just a few moments back remembering that time.
    stabbedtoceasersalad stabbedtoceasersalad 18-21, F Aug 21, 2015

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    I was asked to pay fine

    for not wearing shoes. I guess I'm in fourth standard.. Literally I hate that school.I am feared to tell regarding fine to my parents. I stole some money from my house and paid the fine. Before taking money secratly secretly..I prayed to God that " God please excuse me for doing...
    ilovebeach99 ilovebeach99 22-25, M Nov 11, 2015

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    At 13 when my depression started,

    I tried to overdose on Advil. I think I just took 8 or 10 pills at once then went to sleep. I didn't know anything about medication and that's all I had access to.
    BlackSheep613 BlackSheep613 22-25, F Nov 9, 2015

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    In Greek, grandma is called Yia Yia

    and Grandpa is called Papou. I was at my Yia Yia & Papou's house either for Easter Dinner or Christmas Day. It was a mid-day time, I remember most of my mom's side of the family were their. All of my Uncles, Cousins that lived in Texas. We had a blast that day. Well to...
    ncktrvs ncktrvs 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 10, 2015

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    1 I do not like being bossed around. 2 I love solitude and adventures 3 I'm independent and will always rely on my instincts 4 My philosophy is knowing your enemy so well that...
    opportunist opportunist 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    If you really think about it geometry teaches people to have trust issues. Like why you have to go prove everything? Why can't you be trusting of others and what they say.
    bubbleducker47 bubbleducker47 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I wanted to share a little story with you when I saw a ghost or whatever it was.. I was in my room one morning when I was 13. It was a beautiful day. I woke up and looked up to see...
    Jason947 Jason947 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I am a 48 years old woman .I have two kids age 18 and 15 both are dependent on me as they both are studying yet.my story started when I got married at the first time in 1995 to my...
    Nikkikang Nikkikang 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    While four-year-old Alfie loves ­dinosaurs, fire engines and cars, Logan prefers sparkly dresses, wands and Frozen’s Princess Elsa.But what makes their differences all...
    janecool janecool 16-17, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Dear J. You don't realise it but I have so much to thank you for. I have always felt at work that I have had to be strong and get on with it all. I have got used to having no...
    Jenni855 Jenni855 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    so I have a song book on wattpad and I think I'm just going to put all my songs on there so yeah there are 7 in all but the 1 one is not a song so 6 songs and 1 other thing...
    sirenserenade sirenserenade 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    tell me stuff and i will give my opinion on it
    PurpleMonkey34 PurpleMonkey34 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Universal Healthcare accessible to all regardless of income Some things such as Housing, Education and Health should not be left to the market to decide Education should be...
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    1. am a Virgo 2. am also a casual stoner 3. am allergic to eggs and anything with eggs in it 4. i listen to hip hop, rap, house, EDM, metal 5. im not judgemental 6. im short 5...
    dollarsigns dollarsigns 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    This seems so simple but hard to do :P Oh well here I go! 1. I am American 2. I like Animals and Plants but not bugs. 3. I really like stories. 4. I am a listener, I love to...
    MasterHatter12OZ MasterHatter12OZ 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    By the wings of angels, I lived to tell my story. I've survived a tremendous amount of abuse. I believe with all of my heart and soul that God had His angels watching over me.
    angelwings626 angelwings626 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    1) I have never had a cavity 2) I am left handed 3) my personality is INFJ 4) I LOVE Ireland THAT IS THE NUMBER ONE PLACE I WANT TO VISIT...Maybe I could just live there *shrugs* 5...
    Mars000 Mars000 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Live Without Regrets by Amon Amarth. Ever since I left Christianity and took my own journey into the Norse pagan path my life has been much more adventurous and fulfilling. The...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Feb 2

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    Ghost Lights by Woodkid has been the one song from the moment I heard it about a year ago. Deep down, I'm always trying to save the things that disappear, and trying to keep the...
    somelo29 somelo29 18-21, T Feb 2

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    Was my old minecraft name I thought I was going to be a YouTuber
    Antcraft101 Antcraft101 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    jewel...stronger woman.... this is the song that tells the story of my life
    Aprildawnmarie Aprildawnmarie 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    mine is Fight Song! I did not go to school yet I had great achievements so people get so insecure and says "You wont get too far". I'm here to prove them wrong. I have my own...
    chrisdee26 chrisdee26 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Richard Thompson - If Love Whispers Your Name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTmAseJHs-c
    egbertnosh egbertnosh 51-55, M Feb 1

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    THIS IS MIGHT BE A TRUE STORY: ANGELA got into a really big fight with her foster Mother one day. After losing her marbles during the fight, she walked down several city blocks...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    I Will Tell You 5 Things About Myself: (1) I'm Spiritually based (2) I'm A Individualist (3) I'm A Huge Kid (4) I'm Creative (5) I'm Very Passionate
    BiggBeautifulBri BiggBeautifulBri 46-50, M Jan 31

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    Hello people! Let me tell you a fact about me. For certain people, I have an animal image of them. My family, close friends and some teachers and my crush have an animal image...
    Greenapple17 Greenapple17 13-15, F Jan 31

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    1. 19 years old 2. I Stay In The Shadows 3. I want to make a difference in this world. 4. I'm an amateur writer, currently writing a dark comedy/horror story. 5. I love New York. 6...
    MyLifeIsStrange MyLifeIsStrange 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 30

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    All you have to do is send me a message and I will tell you stuff if you wanna know. I'm basically an open book, like the one in Harry Potter where you ask questions and I will...
    TinselCookie607 TinselCookie607 18-21, M Jan 30

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    1. I was Born at 4th January 2. I am the eldest son. 3. I love anime 4. I love to play video game, especially tactical , management simulation, and RPG game. 5. I love music and...
    blackravencat blackravencat 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 29