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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Never Trust A Beautiful Girl!

    - I grew up in Kirghiz Soviet Socialist Republic which is now known as Kyrgyzstan. My parents,my mother and stepfather,were still very unassimalated despite defecting from DPROK(commonly called North Korea) to USSR and our family rarely obeyed Soviet laws and customs. In the...
    DoonJi DoonJi 41-45, M Nov 22, 2014

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    I had never been to a school dance

    before 10th grade hit and my best friend talked me into going to homecoming with him. So we go to his house to chill before the event and his parents dropped us off. We stayed for about an hour before we decided that this was lame and that we should leave. The problem was you...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Mar 10

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    I'd love to tell you my story of love and loss and love again A heart that has been broken many times, but is strong and still beats for one Love that I cannot break away from...
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    Blessings of God-the-Preceptor upon the seer and his narration of previous dreams to Diamond365) 13th August, 1979, Monday:Early morning dream: I was seated in front of the Diamond...
    Dipakda Dipakda 66-70, M 6 days ago

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    Guys, I have an awesome tale to tell you about my username.. Bflyboo, was my first username for club penguin. Like.. It stuck with me, so basically, I've...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I will. You may not like it, you may like it. You may think I was too blunt or I was not blunt enough. I don't know what you want me to do or say exactly but I don't care...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 8

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    I want to tell you something that I feel needs to be said. I love Mother's Day for the reason it's meant to be. Growing up, I had no mother. That's not something that bothers me...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses May 10

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    Ask me and I tell you all about anything
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 9

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    I'll tell you my honest opinion, not a sugar coated opinion. If I were to sugar coat it, would it really be an honest opinion? You're just softening the blow. You have to tell it...
    MisunderstoodGirl69 MisunderstoodGirl69 13-15, F 2 Responses May 22

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    Every list Of this kind I see out there usually describes people with no faults. My list is called I will tell you 10 Real things about me that are not too pretty. 1. I lust...
    ElMioCid ElMioCid 46-50, M 4 Responses May 2

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    1. The person I really am, and the person I pretend to be for the general public are very different. 2. I suffer from chronic depression and an anxiety disorder, both of which I...
    MissThomas MissThomas 18-21, F 3 Responses May 19

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    Hi there guys! Since I'm new here, I wanted to tell you 10 Things about me! 1: I am currently 16 years old, my birthday is August 15th, 1998 2: I pretty much depend on music to...
    Brittan1998 Brittan1998 16-17, F 1 Response May 21

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    This is to my love and my friend. I had deleted my account (seems like it takes days to actually do it), but now you have cut off all other channels of communication, so I will...
    ToughEddie ToughEddie 36-40, M 2 Responses May 22

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    So I'm going to be turning 21 in a few months so I figured I'd share 21 things about myself. 1. I was born two months early 2. Half of my first name is from a color my mom...
    NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    . I'm 15 . I am shy . I am Africa . I am adopted . I am in 11th grade . I live with my mommy . I have 3 older brothers 1 younger . I use to sleep upside down when I was younger . I...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    1. I enjoy reading 2. My Blood type is B+ 3. I sleep A lot. 4. I am an introvert with an extroverted personality 5. I have selfless tendencies 6. I hate to see mistakes repeated 7...
    anonymousdrummer anonymousdrummer 13-15, M 15 hrs ago

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    I am living with my sister now, finances got pretty bad. It is a hotel suite, which isn't bad, but as you can imagine is a bit cramped. But, that is not the real story and it isn't...
    justmerae1 justmerae1 46-50, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    "Oh, Tina’s losing faith in what she knows Hates her music Hates all of her clothes Thinks of surgery And a new nose Every calorie is a war While she wishes she Was a dancer...
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    Runaway by Bon Jovi springs to mind. From my childhood to my chequered past.
    discotimelord discotimelord 31-35, F May 21

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    1. I am sitting surrounded by mess, I have an all or nothing approach to everything, including housework. When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I am bad I am wicked. 2. I'm...
    ruthieovertherainbow ruthieovertherainbow 26-30, F 2 Responses May 22

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    1-i love listening to music 2-you will never see me wearing a color other than black 3-i only shop at hot topic 4-pierce the veil is currently my favorite band 5-i want to go...
    emophantrash emophantrash 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    the song thay tells my story is warrior of demi lovato specially this part: a little girl grew up too fast... i cry whenever i hear this sentence
    zaynabo zaynabo 18-21, F May 20

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    I remember when my sister and I (twins) were 10, we wanted casts SO bad, (we were young and stupid...) so we decided to break our wrists. FUN! we looked up ways to break our wrists...
    ohYaa69 ohYaa69 16-17, F 2 Responses May 3

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    1. My full name is Millicent 2. I don't have real friends 3. I love nature 4. I don't have a diary I write poems instead 5. I have bad luck when it comes to relationships yet I am...
    Milly29 Milly29 18-21, F May 23

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    Everybody has a story or more. All of us can write a book with our stories. Real or modified version of it with a way we want to tell.
    Ehmoo Ehmoo 41-45, F May 11

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    so wake me up when it's over when I'm wiser and older. all this time I was finding myself and I didn't know I was lost I tried to carrying the weight of the world but I only have...
    Lilyalexandergia Lilyalexandergia 18-21, F May 20

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    I tried to tell my story but it was too risque for EP.
    MissPandpet MissPandpet 26-30, F 4 Responses May 24

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