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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    In Greek, grandma is called Yia Yia

    and Grandpa is called Papou. I was at my Yia Yia & Papou's house either for Easter Dinner or Christmas Day. It was a mid-day time, I remember most of my mom's side of the family were their. All of my Uncles, Cousins that lived in Texas. We had a blast that day. Well to...
    ncktrvs ncktrvs 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    This story is pretty short

    but here I go.. When I was in kindergarten I was drawing, and me being stupid I put a small crayon up my nose and it was so small I couldn't take it out. So I had to go to the hospital and I had it taken out using a pair of tweezers xD *facepalm
    KamilaCullen KamilaCullen 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Once I made a bulls eye sign on my little

    sister's bum to aim at with a pencil. :D we laughed so hard just a few moments back remembering that time.
    stabbedtoceasersalad stabbedtoceasersalad 18-21, F a week ago

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    1 I live in Indiana 2 I cross dress when I get a chance 3 I am very bicoruies 4 I have had an affair in the far past 5 I have road my bicycle over 100 miles in 1 day 6. I weld for...
    jj46530 jj46530 56-60, M 1 hr ago

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    It's the nickname my uncle calls me. It came about when I was younger and he noticed that I would get picked on because I was shy and I kept to myself a lot. So one day he sat me...
    KoolKidd22 KoolKidd22 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    1. I'm 3/4 Black 1/4 White (Real Dad German & Congolese, Mom Trini & Angolan) 2. I have Bipolar 2 & BPD 3. I have a rap song I made about his guy I use to like 4. I'm a Fiery...
    badgyalhc badgyalhc 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I am English I am married I love new challenges I am postitive I was abused by my stepfather I am 34 I love travelling I have a small group of close friends I ran a half marathon...
    caitlinsayshi caitlinsayshi 31-35, F 7 hrs ago

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    I know theres cameras in the wall watching for what crazy thing im gunna do next but im telling ya im not insane stuck in my cell my own personasl hell its been years and years and...
    theresajanelle theresajanelle 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    The story behind my Username is that I'm a very cool person once you get to know me. I also don't look like my age at all. I'm a kid at heart even though I'm 23.
    CoolKid77 CoolKid77 22-25, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    #1 I've been here a few times before #2 I did not then , and do not now, like being here #3 But unfortunately , I've become addicted to it :( #4 I've lost a few good friend's here...
    jReckless jReckless 51-55, M 14 hrs ago

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    She said, "I awoke that morning more refreshed, more hopeful than I have ever been. A warmth, deep within me, soft and welcoming. And it has not diminished since that time. I do...
    WripTyde WripTyde 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Story about my name it's pretty simple. I am a UCLA Bruins Fan the "13" is my lucky number and also day I was born.
    UCLABruinsFan13 UCLABruinsFan13 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I don't have the time to write the whole story, but I'll point you in the right direction. don't worry, its not a 300page book, its a children's story from 1922. The Velveteen...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Not much of a story...we live in Minnesota and enjoy the professional (well, actually any level--college, high school, other) sports teams! Many people use the Vikings or Twins as...
    Minnwild Minnwild 46-50, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hmmm this one is kind of hard; I have trouble explaining myself to people. 1- I would like to go to a prestigious college. 2- I don't play sports because I'm afraid of getting a...
    Zoozoo57 Zoozoo57 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    Chapter 1My wife and I fed an outdoor cat that belonged to a neighbor but we fed her anyway. She was a big orange furball tabby that was very friendly. Just pet her once and she...
    HarvThemanThelegend HarvThemanThelegend 51-55, M 8 Responses a week ago

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    We used to talk all throughout the day, but times have changed and you've moved on. You've grown bored of me. Did I do something wrong? Was it something I said? This is my sad...
    EvoKinevil EvoKinevil 26-30, M 8 Responses a week ago

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    Once upon a time,in 2015,there were some little children,laughing about aliens."They don't exist!" said one girl."Yeah they do!" said a boy."I don't care." said a boy."They could...
    hazelflower12 hazelflower12 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I was told I need to post more lol. So here's my first post. 1. No matter how long I know you unless we meet face to face I don't tell you my kids names. 2. I'm a sweet guy...
    heartbreakhurts heartbreakhurts 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I've been depressed so I thought I would share kind of cute story that makes me smile a little. I have a 3 year old brother. A few weeks ago he used the used a public urinal by...
    Bonneyshattuck Bonneyshattuck 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I love this site, it allows you to tell someone about yourself without really telling.
    jennaxxo94 jennaxxo94 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 18

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    Rules, rules and more rules. MY STORY IN COMENTS
    seila1976 seila1976 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    after a night of probably too much drinking, I woke with a hangover and some pains of guilt. I don't know why, but a story that was told to me by a native Indian keeps popping up...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    1. I am lonely although I have lots of friends 2. I have social anxiety, clinical depression, and body dysmorphic disorder 3. I am going to become a doctor 4. I love reptiles 5. I...
    cocojean cocojean 16-17, F Aug 15

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    1. I am Muslim. 2. I LOVE Football. 3. I enjoy working out and taking care of myself. 4. I am temperamental, yet I can't stand not talking to you for so long. 5. I admire pizza...
    PosterGirl PosterGirl 31-35, F 9 Responses Aug 15

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    Thanks ep for deleting my stories for me, I see the ones you took out weren't offensive, or have adult themes in yet you seemed to think it was okay to delete them. I just love...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 9 Responses Aug 15

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    childhood memory #89: I remember I got in a fight with my sister over Robert Palmers "addicted to love" music video trying to argue which girl in the video was 'prettier'
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Aug 13

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    1. I only feel pretty when I'm in makeup, and I only wear it late at night then take it off after a couple hours. 2. I have this fear that I will turn out like my parents, and I...
    animallllover animallllover 16-17, F Aug 13

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    I wont tell anything about me! 😞😃
    Natureismagic Natureismagic 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    1) I play a lot of sports (basketball, softball, football, soccer) 2) I'm 14 3) single (relationship needed haha) 4) I'm bi 5) I'm funny 6) I'm short 5'1 1/2 7) I love to talk...
    KingIzzy15 KingIzzy15 13-15, F Aug 11

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