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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 36 People

    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    I'm gonna tell you 20 things about me that I've never told anyone. On the Internet that is, anyway. 1. When I was 8 months I got run over by a car, but my bones were still soft so...
    xCherryCola xCherryCola 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 19

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    1. I have ONE BALL! You heard me! I have ONE Ball not TWO. Fun fact: Hitler had one ball after the other one got shot. Ouch! It’s called Monorchism. Search it up on Google Images...
    MrIndeed MrIndeed 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have boyfriend but we just only talk through the phone. I never see his face or his picture about 1 year. Now, we have 6th anniversary. Please share you story to me I really...
    Nanny1412 Nanny1412 22-25, F Oct 18

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    What is the story behind your username?
    electriccloud electriccloud 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 12

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    I want to tell you but you're too fragile. You act like it's the end of the world, and I'm left feeling bad. So instead, I lean on the internet. People who have never met me know...
    jennamarie210 jennamarie210 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 14

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    i do believe that is the best way to be clear and honest so i prefer to tell you the truth even if its hurting you better than to hide till it makes you die, so i will tell you my...
    newlife30 newlife30 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17

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    1. I love pandas 2. im scared of the dark 3. i cant go to sleep with clothes on 4. i hunt deer and duck 5. I play video games 6. I can cook good 7. I want to be a lawyer when i...
    macibabyy macibabyy 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    I will definitely tell you. Be offended or not, I don't care. I am not here to make anyone feel comfortable and secure. Lies are comfort; Truths are discomfort. Get used to it.
    Artimas Artimas 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    1) I'm fine 2) I can tell you anything 3) You're not weird
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 11

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    The three top lies? 1. I love you, I could never hurt you. 2. I would have invited you but I could only invite (amount) of people. 3. I tell you everything, your my best friend...
    FiftyLyricsInAMiracle FiftyLyricsInAMiracle 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I love you . I don't have sex with other girls . I promise to always tell you the truth .
    toobreezzee toobreezzee 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    Because I'm bored I'll tell you random pointless things about me ! Haha 1: I am 16 2: my birthday is on New Year's Day 3: I have a boyfriend 4: I have 5 piercings ( used to...
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    I won't. A lesson learned after years of trying to get along with ppl and being disappointed repeatedly. I am complex, complicated, and on the edge. I don't judge other people...
    sassyg1rl sassyg1rl 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 20

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    Guess I'm probably a bit above the average age here, but I am now in my 40s and for the last ten years people have assumed I was significantly younger than my age. When I went to...
    EmperorJulian EmperorJulian 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    1. Let's start with something negative: The day after halloween, I usually raid my kids' bags for chocolate. There. I said it.2. I participated at a mud race once. I was wearing...
    Asherix Asherix 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    Okay so there was once this girl. Lets say her name was....Sunny. and sunny was very small and quiet so she got ignored a lot. No one in her family really paid any attention to her...
    bored25123 bored25123 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 19

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    1)I dance in underwear when I'm alone 2)I cry before I go to sleep 3)I have a psychologist 4)I don't have dad 5)i love to chat 6)I listen to music always (I'm listening right...
    apriljackson apriljackson 13-15, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    This really is just funny. Not embarrassing. When I was little I hated putting on clothes and I was scared of the vacuum cleaner xD
    danibabe42069 danibabe42069 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 14

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    Writing a psychology paper and for the first time i realize my childhood was full of racism and lonliness.
    Danae102 Danae102 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Darling, darling, doesn't have a problem Lying to herself 'cause her liquor's top shelf It's alarming honestly how charming she can be Fooling everyone, telling them she's having...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F Oct 9

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    Let me tell u a story but sure do forgive me if it leaves u hungry for more lol just ask
    Damien101 Damien101 26-30, M Oct 19

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    1) I am 20 years old 2) I have a foundation degree in early childhood studies and am now completing the 3rd year. 3) I work in a pre-school and believe children know the answers...
    ushiodango ushiodango 18-21, F Oct 19

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    1) My name is Sean. 2) I have green eyes. 3) I have brown hair. 4) My favorite color is is red. 5) My birthday is November 23. 6) I can't stomach any kind of seafood. 7) "Berserk...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M Oct 20

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    1. I was raised in military school from 6 - 17. 2. No surprise, I'm a Royal Marine Officer (Lt.) 3. I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam at 18. 4. I am studying...
    JacobStark JacobStark 18-21, M Oct 20

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    i usually met people in life who say fall in love give a shot those people usually had a happily forever like movies a happy ending so i gave a shot result to sum up...
    King2d King2d 18-21, M Oct 3

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    1. I'm 16 (17 in three months!! :D) 2. My favorite color is blue. 3. I have green eyes. 4. I know I'm beautiful ;) 5. I LOVE making new friends! If anyone is interested in...
    tay143 tay143 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    1. I am Half Japanese 2. I am Female 3. I express through writing 4. I am insecure and negative about everything 5. I'm loud and funny and hide all deep thoughts inside 6. I love...
    lovedtoomuchurtasmuch lovedtoomuchurtasmuch 18-21, F a week ago

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    1. I produce music, within many genres, and it is my passion 2. I'm not known to lie, and hardly ever tell lies, in fact.. I've been told numerous times my level of honesty is one...
    WaterfallDrops WaterfallDrops 22-25, M Oct 12

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    I don't have one :'(
    turki2550 turki2550 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    so question if there was a freshman who thought they were above everyone else and you were a senior would you put them in there place?
    kissthechef kissthechef 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 9

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    Why not? What is your song? And why?
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 9

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    Pink Floyd ... Wish you were here
    sunshinegirl76 sunshinegirl76 36-40, F 2 Responses Oct 10

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    Personally for moi, it's Paper Cliche by Action Action. I connect with it a lot. ( ._.) This is the song if you happen to care: http://youtu.be/M3fkIZmOQeA
    InvaderGashloog InvaderGashloog 70+, F Oct 11

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    You're going to die one day. Are you living a life the would make for a great story?
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 14

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    1. I'm 19 2. I'm Latina 3. I like to workout 4. I like to read 5. I like to understand people behavior 6. I like to help people 7. I'm ADD, and take Adderall 8. I love all...
    FreeSpirit02 FreeSpirit02 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 19

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    This story is about the church I used to attend when I was a child. The incident supposedly occurred before my family joined the church in the 70's. So I'm not sure of the year...
    paclark paclark 31-35 Oct 23

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    I have and tried all my ways to be the best I could to you, to give everything I have and to love you regardless of what the outcome might be. I used up all strength and energy to...
    killmeplz0 killmeplz0 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "Hold On" by Good Charlotte This world, this world is cold But you don't, you don't have to go You're feeling sad, you're feeling lonely And no one seems to care Your mother's...
    TenThousandSorrows TenThousandSorrows 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago