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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Never Trust A Beautiful Girl!

    - I grew up in Kirghiz Soviet Socialist Republic which is now known as Kyrgyzstan. My parents,my mother and stepfather,were still very unassimalated despite defecting from DPROK(commonly called North Korea) to USSR and our family rarely obeyed Soviet laws and customs. In the...
    DoonJi DoonJi 41-45, M Nov 22, 2014

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    I had never been to a school dance

    before 10th grade hit and my best friend talked me into going to homecoming with him. So we go to his house to chill before the event and his parents dropped us off. We stayed for about an hour before we decided that this was lame and that we should leave. The problem was you...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Mar 10

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    10I got a few random essays to write which would be suited for my experience "I Have An Essay" but for some reason I'll continue to post them in this group until further notice...
    TheJabroniBeatingChampion TheJabroniBeatingChampion 22-25 1 Response Mar 21

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    9I wanna write something but I don't know where to begin. And I don't know where to end.And hence the silence.Alright. Since I don't know where to begin today I'll begin the 'story...
    TheJabroniBeatingChampion TheJabroniBeatingChampion 22-25 Mar 19

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    My opinion on young people getting pregnant is wrong. If you still have to rely on your parents to help you out still (like buying you food, clothes, cooking your food etc) and...
    QueenB14 QueenB14 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't really have one exactly..what about you??
    Hayley13T15 Hayley13T15 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    A young skilled black smith fell in love with the counts daughter in a small kingdom right below the volcanic Alpine mountains. A black smith would never be welcome in the...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 3

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    It's like one day we were talking on the phone, saying how we just couldn't wait any longer to hold eachother, to see eachothers face again without a computer screen holding back...
    pillsofdiamond pillsofdiamond 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I will tell you and lf i don't like you i don't care if I hurt your feelings or nah. You will get the truth, ops
    lilbiatch lilbiatch 16-17, F Mar 4

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    Just when I am falling head-over-heels, you pulled back and you withdraw and you threaten to disappear.You know that I have started loving you and thinking of you and caring about...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F Mar 20

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    Hey everybody! I'm Troy and I'll tell you 20 things about myself! 1. I make YouTube videos 2. I love music (I have 11,000 songs from very different genres!) 3. I'm really good at...
    TroyAlexanderTheGreat TroyAlexanderTheGreat 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Ok let's see if I can get this ball rolling and spark some conversations by telling you guys some things about me. 1. I am a Registered Nurse-trauma has always been my passion...
    cntstoptherain cntstoptherain 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    I realized my profile is filled with pretty depressing things...soo, I'll tell you 10 things about me cx 1. I have purple hair ^.^ 2. I love the "Grunge" style 3. I'm extremely...
    Xbr0Kenx Xbr0Kenx 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Hey everybody! I'm Troy and I'll tell you 10 things about myself! 1. I make YouTube videos 2. I love music (I have 11,000 songs from very different genres!) 3. I'm really good at...
    TroyAlexanderTheGreat TroyAlexanderTheGreat 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    1. I'm 5'4 2. I'm a D1 Athlete 3. My favorite song is "I'm Gonna Show You Crazy" 4. I have dark brown hair and green eyes 5. Depending on my mood I love to have deep talks 6. If...
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    The reasons are for safety... I could have learned so much from you. You also could have been a detriment to my well being. My armor is always there to keep me completely safe. I'm...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    I don't ask for or desire much in life. It's easy to get over a broken heart if someone breaks my heart because I see the good in so many things. My heart gets broken a lot but I...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F 8 hrs ago

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    For Bertha Back when I was 14 I had a boyfriend (we will call him Ace). He was 18 (I know, I know). Anyway, he had a gf named Bertha. Bertha was very beautiful half Korean, half...
    LanaKane LanaKane 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 3

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    One of the plunders of the harsh childhood I had gave me the ability to be able to put myself in the skin of many people with many problems and give an useful advice. If you want...
    darkgent darkgent 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    1. I live video games and anime and they are always part of my life in one way or another :3 2. I'm essentially the class clown kinda girl and will do whatever I can to make you...
    NapalmNinja NapalmNinja 18-21, F 16 hrs ago

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    Once upon a time There was a girl who been looking for her special guy. She been waiting 4 years, no sex, no making out, no nothing. People called her a loser. she just didn't...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 4

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    well my awesome love story started about 2 years ago on January 17 I was going to a dance with my best friend at the boys and girls club we always went to well I was forced to...
    calliebug02 calliebug02 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    1- im a sophomore in high school 2- I love all animals 3- im the youngest of 7 4- im 5 foot 10 inches tall 5- I really like scary movies 6- I listen to music all the time 7...
    cooper1023 cooper1023 13-15, F Mar 2

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    1.i love mint green 2.im funny 3.im always on here 4.i love to eat 5i love my bff .
    purpleisyummy76 purpleisyummy76 13-15, F Mar 5

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    1. I don't 'fall in love' 2. I love hoddies and baggy tops. 3. I am an *******! 4. I am really funny.. But don't really like people. 5. I love my music. 6. America is the place I...
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    Excerpts from Chicken Soup for the Soul At Work © 1996 by Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Maida Rogerson, Martin Rutte, Tim Clauss From the Introduction Mother Theresa Story...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Mar 13

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    This is funny look at it then flip your phone upside down and look at it😂😂
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M 4 Responses Mar 19

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    1. I read books2. I once killed a unicorn3. I am a volunteer park ranger4. I am wearing a flannel shirt right this second5.  I came in second at a local pie eating contest6...
    Rangerkindness Rangerkindness 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 22

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    i just found it funny that the goth kids on south park made a song about not being in the talent show for the talent show.
    NotGonnaBeInYourTalentShow NotGonnaBeInYourTalentShow 18-21, M Mar 22

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    1)Im female 2)im outgoing 3)I love going on little adventures 4)Im not a girly-girl 5)I love sports 6)Im looking to talk to become internet friends with someone! 7)I love sweets 8...
    sunlightwoods sunlightwoods 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    1. You're funny 2. I have no gum 3. I will be real quick
    Brookiecookie2000 Brookiecookie2000 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    1.I'm asian half chinese half japanese 2.I'm in my thirties and i love thirties 3.I want to find my happiness in my heart before i die no matter what 4.I adore all kinds of animals...
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    1. I married someone I didn't love. 2. My two sons are Marines. 3. Many yrs ago I thought people wanted to poison my food. 4. I've had anxiety attacks since I was a teen. 5. I'm...
    Bluetangerine Bluetangerine 46-50, F 1 Response 3 days ago