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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    I will definitely tell you. Be offended or not, I don't care. I am not here to make anyone feel comfortable and secure. Lies are comfort; Truths are discomfort. Get used to it.
    Artimas Artimas 18-21, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Hi :) My name is April Ann, and I wanted to tell you about myself. I was born in 1993 in TN. I have 4 brothers; 1 biological and 3 by marriage. My parents divorced when I was about...
    aprilanne4 aprilanne4 18-21, F Sep 22

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    I wanted to tell you a story of my life I have always want to be a wolf even hen I was little like 3, you can ask my mom .
    wolfgirl10860 wolfgirl10860 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    I Tell Youu "I Jstt Wantt Youu Too Bee Happyy" Btt Deep Insidee, In Myy Heartt. I Jstt Wantt Too Bee Yourr Happiness.
    conniee3 conniee3 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    I am going to tell you a little info about me i am Born and raised in NYC I am in HIGH SCHOOL I am the first and only child.My step dad is Greek and my mom is from Ecuador,my aunt...
    lucky2900 lucky2900 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    1. I love pandas 2. im scared of the dark 3. i cant go to sleep with clothes on 4. i hunt deer and duck 5. I play video games 6. I can cook good 7. I want to be a lawyer when i...
    macibabyy macibabyy 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Time machines don't exist. You cannot go back in time and unsay hurtful things to me and I have to live with the physical pains your words cause me if you hurt me. I have had to...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    Will you gift me myself? Will you bring me back to my own? I have lost the zeal.Nothing motivates me or keep me engrossed for long. I get scare to be addicted so I juggle around...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 1 Response Sep 7

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    I'm going to sound like a ***** by saying this, but, I believe that if you have a problem you should try and fix it yourself. I don't have much empathy because many people who...
    Bl0ndie234 Bl0ndie234 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 7

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    Purely because i'm bored and i haven't fully introduced myself through my ep's anyway, so here goes another pointless EP.. 10 things about me. 1) Start with the basic, My names...
    sidraa sidraa 16-17, F Sep 9

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    I would give up all my worldly possessions and even more just to be with you. You are so important to me and I tell you that everyday. I do truly Love you, Even if you are afraid...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M Sep 17

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    when I was 14, I went to the pool after a long time with my cousins and I had a very tight costume on. It was from when I was 11 and I had grown a lot since then. So it fit in all...
    mohinim mohinim 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    There are many usernames I have and many social sites I use. Some I let others know about offline and some I don't. I have a system where when I make a username, it tells a true...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Sep 22

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    So here goes 1) I don't usually tell people about myself, much less post under this experience. But I am bored and wanna make some friends. So if you think I would be a good...
    YongTauFoo YongTauFoo 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 18

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    This is loosely based on an event that happened at my school when I was in 1st grade. It was raining heavily at lunch. Danni was crossing the field. As she neared the center, the...
    Funinchestwaders Funinchestwaders 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Funnyy , Howww Onee Mistakeee Couldd Makeee Youu Hatee Someoneee Soo Muchh Thtt , Evenn Iff Theyy Tryyy Tooo Makee Itt Betterrr . Itt Wontt Makee A Differentt Anymoree & Thtt...
    conniee3 conniee3 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    It's not a love story hahahah.Neither is it mine. So yeah, the guy: outgoing,rich, jerk,party dude. The girl: quiet,introverted,likes to read. They are like black and white. Can...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 2

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    👧💻👦😍😍💑💏✈️👫❤️👰👪 And that is a love story only using emojis.
    Duckix3 Duckix3 16-17 2 Responses Sep 3

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    Little facts about me... Okay ☺️ My name is Andrea I live in Texas I'm a swimmer I'm a very nice person and easily to get along with I'm 5'7 I enjoy working out when I can :P I...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 21

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    1) i am a dancer 2) i am a singer too 3)i used to be a cheerleader 4)almost my whole family is into music in some sort of way as a career 5) i love helping people 6) my hair is...
    craziijessy craziijessy 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 21

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    Know me!!! Hehe 1.sweet to my people who likes/loves me 2.loves sweets food 3.loves to explore 4.picky 5.shopper 6.friendly 7.cute 8.happy 9.a bit of irritation 10.knowledgeable 11...
    mizchenee mizchenee 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I'm from Finland, I'm 15, I have green eyes and I'm 5'7/170cm & weigh 105pounds. I am a hardcore gamer (not even kidding), but I am very sporty also. I love cuddling and watching...
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I'm going to try for all positive things. 1. I enjoy running very much. 2. I ride horses and have 3 very handsome geldings. 3. Writing poetry makes me feel at ease with myself. 4...
    blossomingMe blossomingMe 18-21, F Sep 23

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    I am straight forward, and I don't hide behind bushes. If I think it, I say it. There's times I say without thinking. It's just the way I am. I'm not mean, cold hearted, or a...
    Eyedontgiveahoot Eyedontgiveahoot 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 8

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    1. My favorite food. 2. My favorite thing to do. 3. Two unusual facts. 4. Two pet peeves of mine 5. What I find attractive 6. My talents 7. My goal in life 8. One good trait 9. One...
    alifeofcreativity alifeofcreativity 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I read a news story a while back that was not too complimentary of the Kardashians and the Jenners. Some people wondered how is it that the paparazzi know where to be every time...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    Some days ago I read "We should have a secret relationship" besides our marriage. I wish I could slap that writer for not writing something useful that many youth read and follow...
    dotan dotan 22-25, F Sep 11

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    1years old! So when it was my b-day my mum was in the hospital for about 2-10 day I'm Regina cuz she almost died at out house so anyway, it was on my b-day and the general hospital...
    Strangerdanger47 Strangerdanger47 16-17, F Sep 16

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    [Sorry for bad english :)]I like my bestfriend since we were 7 years old, now im 15(damn 8 years and still like the same girl). I'm usually shy around girls, but when i'm with her...
    AwesomeAce AwesomeAce 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    Mines quite simple actually. Riukkuyo. The first part is Riu, which is my OC (Original Character). The second half is the "kkuyo" part which was used in the creation of my first...
    Riukkuyo Riukkuyo 18-21, F Sep 11

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    Ok I'm Flynn I'm 17 and I have a sister who is 13 and a half her name is Jess, sometimes she comes into my room to ask me computer questions and stuff and when I look at her and...
    Flynn000 Flynn000 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    My boyfriend accompanied me last week to visit my granny. I was really glad they could finally meet and he even calls her grandma too which makes me feel happy. So to make a long...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 18

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    Here's my story: Every other username I tried was taken. Has this happened to somebody else, too? I felt really not original.
    cosinus cosinus 13-15, M Sep 19

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    I can't tell someone I love them unless I really do. i just won't, even if they tell me they love me. All they'll get is "Okay" or "Thanks" Yea it's mean but I can't just throw...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    - I won't tell anyone - I care/love/try - you can tell me anything
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F Sep 13

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    i had an appointment with my hairdresser that was a rather spur-of-the-moment decision, and I only had about 20 minutes to get to the salon, which is 15 minutes away. So, I got...
    fishsweeper fishsweeper 51-55, F 7 Responses Sep 16

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    If I tell someone something and it's private and we are in public, it is not a private conversation if others can hear. If I truly want what I have to say in public to be private...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Sep 20

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    Ill tell u 10 facts :) if u tell me 10 facts
    kyleigh188 kyleigh188 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago