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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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