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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Oh! You wanna know my opinion!? You wanna know my gosh diddly dang opinion!? I think you don't want to really know my opinion! :P I think Jolly ranchers are the bomb diggity! Bam...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I think people need to get off of their high horse. People intentionally go into the "I wanna know if I'm attractive" groups... Then complain about the people posting the stories...
    Allforaview Allforaview 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    1. I have strawberry blonde hair. No, it's not red like the girl from Brave. It's a lot more blonde, but I hate when people say it's "orange" it just irks me, you know? I put a...
    Daisygirl08 Daisygirl08 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    1. i play soccer ever since i was about five yeah its a passion of mine something i loveee an can be doing 24/7 when im bored! 2.my favorite soccer team is borussia Dortmund(my...
    Lightdreamer11 Lightdreamer11 18-21, F 10 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Whether you're male or female, straight or gay or whatever. You gotta cut this **** out. No one in real life would walk up to someone else and tell them they're horny. It's...
    uberfuzz uberfuzz 22-25, M 15 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm not a good writer but want to share this. He was a friend. He knew i was into a relationship and so was he. Both expecting some love and care from our respective lovers...
    sonalanimax sonalanimax 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Armand from Anne Rice's novels at your service. ;)
    armand3439 armand3439 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    50% of the time none of this feels real - The other 50% of the time everything feels so real and so close to me I have trouble coping - I really do like most people I meet, but I...
    Blancpaper Blancpaper 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Al embarrassing as they are I would still have the urge to tell people about it when I got older, so I told people it was about my little sister.
    underlyinghonesty underlyinghonesty 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Yeah want my opinion you got it but note I'll tell you whatever my opinion is good or bad offensive or not. It's just who I am. I always give my honest opinion
    dopegirlfromanotherworld dopegirlfromanotherworld 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    this whole EP thing is so hypocritical. everyone tripping over themselves to tell you how superior they are to you if you disagree. rules that make no sense and don't apply to...
    SilenceYouFool SilenceYouFool 56-60 4 days ago

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    I want to know the story behind your username..
    Hannahsgirl08 Hannahsgirl08 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Well for me being new to this, I'll tell you 10 things about myself. 1. I want to remain anonymous on here. I wanna express myself. So please, don't ask for me to reveal myself. I...
    NotMyselfHere NotMyselfHere 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I WILL BE STORY TELLING SO MAKE SURE YOU ADD ME THEY CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU CAN EVEN REQUEST
    bromero123 bromero123 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    1- I'mon the toilet 2- need a cuddle buddy 3- Ive never been in a proper fight 4- I've been stabbed before (sort of) 5- I have world class banter 6- I don't want kids 7- I want a...
    Bennyboo2000 Bennyboo2000 13-15, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Don't do that, unless they'll give up all they have just to be with you.
    lifealwayschanges lifealwayschanges 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have never had someone tell me they liked me ??. There's this guy I like and he is always staring at me and I know he's interested but he doesn't say anything. Maybe one day...
    sendmetohogwarts sendmetohogwarts 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I Have Never Had Someone Telling Me They Have A Crush On Me except as a joke.
    LavenderHart009 LavenderHart009 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    We met when we were seven years old. She was a creative loner who liked to draw and read. I was a hyperactive oddball that never really fit in anywhere, but tried all the same. The...
    VictimOfCircumstance14 VictimOfCircumstance14 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    okay here goes 1.Im a woman obviously 2.Im small 5'1 3.I love food and so i eat a lot 4.I once dyed my hair fiery Red 5.i have 4 piercing on my left ear (will be 5 in a few...
    whatthehecc whatthehecc 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    1. Call me if you need anything. 2. Oh, you can tell me, I promise I won't tell anybody else. 3. It's what's on the inside that's important.
    wrestlingwithhope wrestlingwithhope 41-45, M a week ago

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    Prepare to be disappointed! My username is from a song.. The Outsider by A Perfect Circle. You should really listen to it... It's a great song.
    Recklessdesires Recklessdesires 31-35, F 5 Responses a week ago

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    1. I don't believe in true love 2. I always feel like I was born in the wrong era 3. To those who don't know me I may seem like I have a superior attitude , (because I don't...
    Godofblackclouds Godofblackclouds 18-21, M a week ago

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    I'll tell you my opinon! Some people don't know what good movies are anymore! They look at these great movies like The Imitation Game and will call it boring, but then they see a...
    ThatOneN3rd ThatOneN3rd 16-17, M a week ago

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    before I met her... I was a huge mess and always thought love didn't exist. I would ALWAYS tell my friends that, especially the ones who were in love. but then one day, I started...
    mariasgirl mariasgirl 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    Here we go! 1) I'm really bad at talking about myself. If you want to give me brain freeze then asking me to is the best way to do it, even better than asking me a maths question...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    You know, I love you so much it hurts inside. It leaves this cold and empty feeling in my stomache I've been trying to eliminate for years. I can't tell you how much I love you...
    crackedwriter crackedwriter 18-21, F Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    i was all alone. i had my friends and family, but i wanted someone to love me. so i was just walking around the city, i got hungry, so i went to a nearby ramen shop. a bright...
    mikoh mikoh 22-25, F Jun 22

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    I wish I could tell you something about me, but I'm afraid I cannot express it in English or in your language. I can't even it express my feelings in my own language as well...
    theaprildude theaprildude 22-25, M Jun 22

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    1. My names Chelsea 2. I turn 17 on the 18th of September 3. I'll hopefully be off to York college 4. I love music- indie, alternative, post hardcore, metal, punk, house 5. I've...
    CrookedCxnt CrookedCxnt 16-17, F 7 Responses Jun 22

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    I woke up and found my ex wrote me some words at Facebook chat, as i am still friend with for showing i am real and not fake. I was called selfish from her for that whenever tried...
    Egyptianguy34 Egyptianguy34 36-40, M Jun 22

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