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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    Never Trust A Beautiful Girl!

    - I grew up in Kirghiz Soviet Socialist Republic which is now known as Kyrgyzstan. My parents,my mother and stepfather,were still very unassimalated despite defecting from DPROK(commonly called North Korea) to USSR and our family rarely obeyed Soviet laws and customs. In the...
    DoonJi DoonJi 41-45, M Nov 22, 2014

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Jan 5

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    This love story that I'm about to tell you is probably unlike anyone you've ever heard before. It is about GOD and I. I know you probably weren't expecting that, but that's ok...
    Tez328 Tez328 16-17, F 5 Responses Jan 13

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    Blondie || Dreaming . When I met you in the restaurant You could tell I was no debutante You asked me what's my pleasure A movie or a measure? I'll have a cup of tea and tell you...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 11 Responses Jan 11

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    Ever since I was about seven, I've had these bizarre experiences. It all started in my bedroom. I couldn't tell you exactly when it began, but I know it started a little whispers...
    BlurredBeyondTheStarsx BlurredBeyondTheStarsx 70+ Jan 11

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    Fools overture. Supertramp. Title tells you everything!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jan 11

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    Do you really want to know my opinion? No, you don't because I will tell you exactly what you do not want to hear. Do you really want to know what I think. No, you will never know...
    AggiePride15 AggiePride15 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Never miss the chance to tell someone how you really feel about them because you may never get a second chance. Tell your mom how much you love her , your friend ,your children...
    Noha4 Noha4 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    If you see ANY Troll post about me.. .. .. Do remember the source.Haters are gonna hate.Liars are gonna lie.Trolls are going to hate and lie!If you want to get to know me...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 6 Responses Dec 30, 2014

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    Some days I will think about you. I will miss you so much and I will tell you. But all you do is just read the message and ignore me...and honestly I would do anything to get you...
    fragmentsoftheheart fragmentsoftheheart 18-21, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    #1 I am 36 #2 I love blue in green (and pink) #3 I have put anger and stress into my children #4 I love cucumbers #5 I am fascinated by everything #6 I am ridiculously frugal #7 I...
    KittysKit KittysKit 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    Lol ima honest person if I got something to say ima tell you easy as that .
    cutedimplesxx cutedimplesxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    1. My name is Andy (no I'm not telling you what it's short for). 2. I'm 15 and a freshman in high school. 3. I'm shy and awkward. If you message me, I want to answer, really, but...
    SheSaid15 SheSaid15 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    I met a wonderful lady on EP. Actually I've met a few but this one is extra special to me. I've been divorced for a few years now after a twenty plus year marriage. I've had...
    SilverPagan SilverPagan 51-55, M 4 Responses Jan 6

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    1. i'm sixteen years old, about to be seventeen in march. 2. i have major depressive disorder and I used to self harm, but that is a past life i do not care to discuss. 3. i'm...
    redhead0505 redhead0505 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 17

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    1) I will tell you the absolute truth about anything. If you ask me if I think you're fat I'll honestly answer. Or if I did something deemed as bad. 2) I know if I am at fault...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Jan 17

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    1. I am currently studying a bachelor of education at university. 2. I'm the kind of girl who would much prefer to stay in rather than go out. I like my downtime and love to read...
    DropsofJupiter1 DropsofJupiter1 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 18

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    1.) My name is Dayana...but people call me Waffles. (And if you ever want to make me some, don't try to put strawberries on my waffles, because I am allergic to them.) 2.) I have...
    Waffl3s Waffl3s 13-15, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    1-i'm Iranian and always proud of it(we don't ride camel!hehe) 2-My birthday is on second February 1999(999 number of the god!) 3-i'm at high school second year, studying math...
    Amirmohammad Amirmohammad 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    Don't you think that you use too much of your time feeling sorry(sad) for yourself, or for the people around you ? Our life is created through the way we think, so do not let your...
    cleanyoursoul cleanyoursoul 26-30, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    After attempting suicide in June of 2012, I gave myself six months to find a way out of my hell. I had been fighting for four years at this point, all alone. My family had been...
    TwentyTwoReasons TwentyTwoReasons 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 9

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    I want to tell my story, but my story is dull. Not to say it has no events but none worth mentioning. I waited for love, I hoped and tried. You all know how it goes, & in no...
    TonyGrey TonyGrey 31-35, M Jan 17

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    This is a open letter to my amazing girlfriend to read if she ever wonders why I truly love her. If you ever wonder why I love you here is why. The first time I ever really saw...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    1) I'm pursuing a diploma in Early Childhood Education in Singapore :) 2) I'm a small minecraft youtuber :) 3) if you see my other experience stories, I play games like CSGO...
    StarsxSunsets StarsxSunsets 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    1-im going to the marines 2-i have a strong personality 3-i hide my emotions 4-i am a freak 5- i hate my middle name 6-my fav food is Mashed Potatoes 7-my fav color is green 8-I...
    ElissaAcosta ElissaAcosta 16-17, F Jan 17

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    Good god I can't get over it. I can't get over the big goofy smiles that make me melt, the brown eyes I get lost in every time, or the silent laughter that tickles me in the pit of...
    Hisnobody Hisnobody 16-17, F Jan 5

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    *~*My Love Story*~* My love story began on Facebook on November26,2013 What started out as just friends ended up being a true LifeTime Story . We slowly fell in love in such a...
    rosielovesjuandaniel rosielovesjuandaniel 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Just took the end of my houses small front wall down, came in too tight with the motor and clipped it fml, it's been hit before by other people though so not that bothered...
    s020714r s020714r 26-30, M Jan 13

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    That's interesting. I like your coat too. That's not funny.
    TheFemaleGrimReaper TheFemaleGrimReaper 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    1 I tend to be very melancholic and introspective, so small talk can be a pain 2 I'm an empath and logical person, so I love to help and comfort people while giving them solid...
    IntrovertCat IntrovertCat 13-15, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I love you I'm fine That's not funny (as they are literally laughing at the situation)
    be0urguestdisney be0urguestdisney 18-21, F Dec 30, 2014

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    1. My name is Estelle. 2. I'm from New Zealand, look it up if you don't know where it is. 3. I'm 14 and straight ;3 4. Most people don't get me. 5. I'm a smartass, witty, cocky...
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    1. My name is Ariane 2. I'm from the Philippines (so dont ask me again coz i hate people asking me that) 3. I have bad grammars (English is not my first language so....yeah) 4. I...
    ItGirl111 ItGirl111 26-30, F 4 Responses Jan 1

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    Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Jan 6

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    1) My name is Kourtney 2) I'm the only girl out of 8 brothers (I'm the youngest) 3) I'm 5'2 4) I'm a very nice person 5) I'm not judgmental 6) I love having gay guys as...
    kourtneyking kourtneyking 16-17, F 9 Responses Jan 6

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    1. I love music (especially electronic music) 2. I love my cat 3. I love everything about computers (yes, I'm a nerd lol) 4. I love fast food 5. I'm funny :D 6. I think hats...
    BiNiceBoy BiNiceBoy 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 7

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