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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 70+ 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    So I'm only telling you apart of what I'm doing. For 2 weeks I'm going to NJ to visit my family which I am sooo excited for! That's where I'm from and i love it there, I'm going to...
    klm15 klm15 13-15, F 15 hrs ago

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    I want to tell you how I've spent near on 9 years trying to forget about you. How I was doing ever so well, how I kept you locked deep down for as long as I could. But there have...
    TearsAlwaysWin TearsAlwaysWin 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    Soo guys :p I was like 9 years old and we went to a wedding.Let me tell you I am very close to my father and always will be <3 So there was a man standing who happened to be the...
    veiledsorrows veiledsorrows 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    i'm writing this story for people to read and learn about something that so many ask about and rather then repeatedly writing about the same thing I'm going to put it all here I'm...
    tom67890 tom67890 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    Hi my name is Violin Chandika. I'll tell you 10 things abt me. Here we go ;) 1. I'm so HOT - I make fire! 2. I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious! 3. I don't...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Shaun is my nickname I like it because it represents a new part of my life, I'm trying to change and the rain part is symbolic of rain swashing away the old So that how I came...
    shaunrain shaunrain 16-17, M Jul 13

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    1) I'm 22 years old. 2) My favorite animal is a bear. (pandas to be exact) 3) I live in California. 4) I'm related to a Russian Communist (Lenin) 5) I'm in job corps for culinary...
    Vengeancex Vengeancex 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU YOU ARE WORTH IT Let me tell you are worth it through the heartache and the pain through the storms of life through the heat and the cold through the...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU YOU ARE WORTH IT Let me tell you are worth it through the heartache and the pain through the storms of life through the heat and the cold through the...
    imgreywlf imgreywlf 56-60, M 2 days ago

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    I'll only tell you my opinion of you want it I won't just tell you my opinion right of the bat only if you ask for it or start messing with it
    Zalbaar Zalbaar 13-15, M Jun 27

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    I would tell you how your eyes could light the darkest of alleys, how your voice echoes in my hears and bounces off the corners of my mind long after you're gone. How each word...
    terribletaytor terribletaytor 18-21, F a week ago

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    1.) My name is Angelica 2.) I am a Christian 3.) I am a dancer 4.) I love my little brother so much 5.) Did I tell you that I love babies? Haha 6.) Oh I am single and still waiting...
    hisangelicbaby hisangelicbaby 18-21, F Jun 24

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    I have had stalkers and of one I will tell you about. She never makes me angry or sad. She never makes me scream even though she's bad. She's faithful in her quest, this much is...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Jul 6

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    It was during my School's Dance. 🎉My BFF, Haley and I were at my🏡getting dressed and ready. I told her about how I would reveal my feelings to my crush, Justin, that night...
    BossiRossi BossiRossi 16-17, F Jul 7

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    Only if you ask or if I feel the need to give it. I have friends that tend to do the wrong things in life so if I feel the need to give it in fear that you are screwing up, I will...
    RealNFake RealNFake 18-21, M Jul 7

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    I so wanna tell you that I love you madly, before you go and get in touch with that girl you are thinking of settling down with. The thought of you being with another girl crushes...
    EternalWanderer EternalWanderer 31-35 Jul 8

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    1) My favourite subject is English. I think it's one of the only subjects where I can tell I've actually achieved things. 2) I have rheumatic heart fever. 3) I've always wanted...
    gruuyi gruuyi 13-15, T 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I guess I chose this because I have always pretended to be okay. People at work and school always say... why are you so happy all the time? You are always smiling even on Monday...
    PretendingImOk PretendingImOk 18-21, F Jun 24

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    1. I am 21 2. I am in love with a wonderful man 3. We have two cats! 4. Did I tell you I love cats? 5. I work with the elderly at a nursing home 6. I have had bulimia for two and a...
    Pixie00 Pixie00 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    1. I'm 17, and about to start my senior year of high school. 2. I'm the youngest, with an older brother and half-sister. 3. Instead of watching really stupid things when I'm...
    mairesequin mairesequin 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    1. My name is Laura 2. I have 2 beautiful Netherland Dwarf bunnies 3. My bunnies are called Frankie and Benny 4. It's almost my birthday (whoop whoop!!!) 5. I love the summer 6. I...
    LauraB16 LauraB16 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    Hi! I wanted to share 10 facts about me! Stating the obvious my name is Christine :) 1. I'm currently in college studying business administration. 2. I have a small business of my...
    MilsoChristine MilsoChristine 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Here's 10 unique things about me. And I'd love to hear 10 about you in response! 1) I love poetry. I love the way words can be a beauty to your ear as a painting can be to the eye...
    runnergirl722 runnergirl722 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    1) I'm a hardcore extrovert friends have always been easy for me to make. 2) I have been betrayed by those friends countless times and it still hurts 3) I moved from place to place...
    redpirate redpirate 13-15, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    1- I speak read and write fluent Spanish 2- I think big women are so sexy 3- I fall in love with personalities 4- I only drink water and alcohol-no soda or juice! 5- I want to...
    arabellaxx arabellaxx 18-21, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    1. I am from Guatemala 2. I was born in August 16, 1995, which makes me a Leo and an 18 years old person. 3. My height is 5'6'' 4. I'm studying International Relations and...
    DeniedWings DeniedWings 18-21, M 4 hrs ago

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    I once farted in class during class time in second grade. I laughed because I thought farts were cool then these two "mean" girls were like, "It's not funny." Then I started crying...
    ILoveYourSmile ILoveYourSmile 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 10

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    In the second grade I thought it was funny glue a bunch of leaves on myself and walk into class that way and all the kids just laughed at me and I made me very upset and plus I...
    countrygirl46 countrygirl46 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    When I was 12 my whole family went camping together. The camp site had showers so it wasn't too rustic, but, there were snakes there and I am terrified of snakes. One day when I...
    sassystacey sassystacey 22-25, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    1. I only have 1 true friend but sometimes its hard being friends with her because her mom says things like " I'm using her for stuff" or " I'm not really her friend" and it hurts...
    klm15 klm15 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    1. I live in the United States 2. My favorite animal is all of them! 3. I absolutely love moths, I like them better than butterflies. 4. I love and obsess over my job. 5. I'm...
    PrincessAbigail89 PrincessAbigail89 22-25, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    When I was younger, I loved 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' and one time, I had the amazing idea to copy that Violet girl and put gum behind my ear. Long story short, my mum...
    LiveForAnotherDay LiveForAnotherDay 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 26

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    New travels quickly! I was in the top year of Junior school I got into trouble in the playground. It wasn't my fault, I still insist after all those years! We had a rule that...
    Jilly53 Jilly53 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    My username comes from a Neil Gaiman poem, which has a phrase something along the lines of "It's hard to be a sinner/ When you're friends with saints..." His poems really mean a...
    FriendsWithSaints FriendsWithSaints 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    I am never able to think without displaying all my thoughts on my face!! I am sure watching me while I am sitting with myself thinking is like watching TV, lol! ...and I have seen...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    ♡ I'm sixteen years old but a kid at heart. ♡ I live in a small town. ♡ I've crushed on one of my bullies before. ♡ Chocolate has always been there for me. ♡ Due to...
    PaperFeelings PaperFeelings 16-17, F Jun 27

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    So around 2 years ago when I was 16, we had to go to some fancy dinner it was something like a wedding rehearsal dinner of my aunt's that we were invited to. Anyways, before my 2...
    Lovingthepanties Lovingthepanties 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 3