I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    At 13 when my depression started,

    I tried to overdose on Advil. I think I just took 8 or 10 pills at once then went to sleep. I didn't know anything about medication and that's all I had access to.
    BlackSheep613 BlackSheep613
    22-25, F
    Nov 9, 2015

    Once I made a bulls eye sign on my little

    sister's bum to aim at with a pencil. :D we laughed so hard just a few moments back remembering that time.
    stabbedtoceasersalad stabbedtoceasersalad
    18-21, F
    Aug 21, 2015

    Okay, so I was very literal

    as a little kid apparently. So, the pre-school I went to told parents not to ask kids what they drew or try and guess it, because it could hurt their self esteem, instead they should tell us to to tell them about our pictures. Anyways one day after I drew my picture I show it to...
    Oldestof7 Oldestof7
    18-21, F
    Mar 3

    In Greek, grandma is called Yia Yia

    and Grandpa is called Papou. I was at my Yia Yia & Papou's house either for Easter Dinner or Christmas Day. It was a mid-day time, I remember most of my mom's side of the family were their. All of my Uncles, Cousins that lived in Texas. We had a blast that day. Well to...
    ncktrvs ncktrvs
    13-15, M
    1 Response Jul 10, 2015

    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell
    36-40
    Mar 29, 2012

    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76
    70+
    2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

    My sister : 'Whyyyy!' Mum called you to come

    back for lunch. Me : Could you run after me to home? My Sister : Okey-dokey Me : On your fours,please!
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    Mar 19

    I was asked to pay fine

    for not wearing shoes. I guess I'm in fourth standard.. Literally I hate that school.I am feared to tell regarding fine to my parents. I stole some money from my house and paid the fine. Before taking money secratly secretly..I prayed to God that " God please excuse me for doing...
    ilovebeach99 ilovebeach99
    22-25, M
    Nov 11, 2015

    Okay- I thought that

    if I didn't get my period I was gonna grow a penis. It's not that my parents didn't explain anything to me, I just didn't ask questions and just assumed a lot of things. I was under the impression that everyone gets their period at 13, and then BAM instant beauty and boobs...
    PizzaIsLove PizzaIsLove
    18-21, F
    Nov 9, 2015

    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 5, 2014

    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

    when i was 8 at my other grandma's funeral my

    mom told me to say my last words to grandma.i was a kid ofcourse >.> so i didnt know and i said infront of my family "grandma i have a test tomorrow please wake me up very early" and my sister said "yeah grandma pull her feet at 3 am"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 20

    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

    This story is pretty short

    but here I go.. When I was in kindergarten I was drawing, and me being stupid I put a small crayon up my nose and it was so small I couldn't take it out. So I had to go to the hospital and I had it taken out using a pair of tweezers xD *facepalm
    KamilaCullen KamilaCullen
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 11, 2015

    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez
    51-55
    Nov 22, 2012

    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses May 12, 2012

    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 18, 2012

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
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    what a man,,,,great read https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvMq1gds7bU &..& http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/videos/2016-04-12/ron-fournier-on-how-his-son-taught-him-to-be-a-parent
    deleted deleted
    26-30
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    IkIlLeDyOuRsOuLaNdAtEiT IkIlLeDyOuRsOuLaNdAtEiT
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    26-30
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