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I Have a Funny Childhood Story to Tell You

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    This story is pretty short

    but here I go.. When I was in kindergarten I was drawing, and me being stupid I put a small crayon up my nose and it was so small I couldn't take it out. So I had to go to the hospital and I had it taken out using a pair of tweezers xD *facepalm
    KamilaCullen KamilaCullen 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    In Greek, grandma is called Yia Yia

    and Grandpa is called Papou. I was at my Yia Yia & Papou's house either for Easter Dinner or Christmas Day. It was a mid-day time, I remember most of my mom's side of the family were their. All of my Uncles, Cousins that lived in Texas. We had a blast that day. Well to...
    ncktrvs ncktrvs 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    1) I have two birth certificates. One if my real name, the other is a mistake made by a nurse. 2) I'm a dancer. Ballet, Jazz, Contemporary, Street and Tap. I've danced and acted...
    hummingbirds14 hummingbirds14 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I wrote this for my friend battling with her name and dealing with the feedback from people regarding it: He looks at me and asks, “okay, but couldn’t they just have named...
    1musicloverever 1musicloverever 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    1) I am the strangest person I know ...no I'm not...wait yes I am 2) I talk to my self sometimes ...don't tell them that they will think your weird oh wait already happened okay 3...
    DNDgirl DNDgirl 16-17, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    1. I love lakes, seas and oceans they inspire and calm me. If I could live near one I would.2. I am scared of balloons. Well, actually I am scared they will explode near me. I hate...
    GuiltBear GuiltBear 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    Am I the only one who is abusing this app to pick up chicks? well I'll tell you what I think if you ask. I'm toooo out spoken and extremely ruefully truthful. So to just post my...
    Tonsoffun50 Tonsoffun50 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    1- I have one older brother, 1 younger brother, and 3 younger sisters 2- I was born in Torrance, California 3- I love all kinds of music, even country 4- I love scary movies...
    Notyourprincesa1124 Notyourprincesa1124 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    My Maternal family members have always mentioned this story, which is based on a true real life twist that may add up as the story progresses. Hold onto your love, this may explain...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    1) Name is Juliana 2) I love to read and write 3) I hate math but i take advanced classes like tf 4) I'm a Libra 5) my favorite color is green 6) I love nature 7) I want to be a...
    Tovar Tovar 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I loved a guy whom i did not even know a thing or remember a thing about him. He says that we met when we were still children but i cannot bring myself to tell him i don't recall...
    Nyata Nyata 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    It's not an interesting story, I just couldn't think of one witty and funny enough, nor could I be bothered. And the username will always be 'in need'.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    This story takes place on what was a typical Saturday night in my teens. Almost every Saturday night, since junior high school, my friends' parents left at 9 pm to earn extra money...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    So anyone who is a fan of the show, 'How I Met Your Mother' might enjoy this story... A little over a year and a half ago I was the lead in a play. To celebrate our final show the...
    xxPuffinMuffin xxPuffinMuffin 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Ok EP Allie, are you happy now:( 1. I am gay, but don't want to see your junk or trunk 2. I have a foot fetishe, but I didn't come here for your feet nor for your outlandish...
    EgoSumProdigiosum EgoSumProdigiosum 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    1. I have pica (eating disorder, put that into the Google search) 2. I am in multiple fandoms, majority of my wardrobe is black t-shirts for each of my fandoms 3. I refuse to...
    mainVine mainVine 13-15, T 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    You want the truth, I will tell you straight up so don't get mad at me for asking. Your feelings get hurt, I refuse to care.
    shortgirlwithmoretolove shortgirlwithmoretolove 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    im looking for love .... I rejected in my society. Because I'm not virgin ..i was losed my Virginity .because of love but now there is no love just problems and craying .really...
    zingarella00 zingarella00 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1. Liars 2. Those who only seek to hurt others 3. Avocados 4.Ugly shoes 5.Cheap chocolate 6.Injustice 7.People who can never see the funny side of life 8.Bossy people 9.Perversion...
    justmerae67 justmerae67 46-50, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1) I am a new mom!!! For those who have known me on here, you understand just how much Emma means to my husband and I. 2) I am VERY happily married to the man of my dreams! 3) I...
    Mrskatearch Mrskatearch 31-35, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    ask me your 5 questions about me and i will tell you.
    Sky666 Sky666 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    1. I wont tell you whether I like animals or not. 2. I dont have kids, and even if I did, I wouldn't show you there pictures or tell you how awesome "unique" they are. 3. I am Bi...
    Hudntiss Hudntiss 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Well I've been off ep for a while now... And it's funny how none of my so called friends that I've had on here feel no need to message me or ask if I'm ok. Those who I talk to a...
    sabresfan2010 sabresfan2010 18-21, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    July 26, 1948 - Babe Ruth makes his last public appearance, at the New York premiere of the film The Babe Ruth Story. He will die three weeks later. 1978 - Johnny Bench hits his...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M Jul 26

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    1) I'm a girl 2) I'm 16 3) I'm a December baby 4) I find it hard to trust boys 5) I am a born again Christian 6) I put the Lord first 7) I've had a hard childhood 8) I've been...
    loverenzy loverenzy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 25

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    1. I will tell it like it is, always. There is No filter for me. It has been a blessing & a curse. 2. I live for helping others. I have been a shoulder to cry on, the late night...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 25

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    I'm new to this but I want some feed back on twin flames I have a story through remember I didn't about twin flames its Long but interesting because is over a 7 year period Hello...
    june2009 june2009 22-25, M Jul 25

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    1 (As the title suggests, this is the second part of this story. You can read the first part by clicking at my story titled 'I will tell You a story about the first day of my new...
    becomeinvisible becomeinvisible 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 24

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    Ten things about me 1. I am a Christan, 2. I lost a child a beautiful daughter. 3. I have an amazing son, who just turned nineteen. 4. I am in love for the first time in my life. 5...
    AngeleyesUponU AngeleyesUponU 41-45, F 10 Responses Jul 23

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    1) I am adopted 2) I have seen 5 countries in less than a month 3) I have been married, but I never asked “the question” 4) I am divorced but didn’t file for it HA! 5) I don...
    nocool nocool 41-45, M 8 Responses Jul 22

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    28.01.2013 It was a Monday. We all hate Mondays for a reason, right? It's the start of a new week: a whole week of work/school ahead of us, a whole week before the weekend. I...
    becomeinvisible becomeinvisible 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    Merging of waking state and Dream state 379) 3rd November, 1979, Saturday: Noontime dream: Two of the senior students of my ex-Agricultural College were telling me that they had...
    Dipakda Dipakda 66-70, M Jul 21

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