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    Yeah, so because my name's Paris,

    I've always (A kid thing mostly) tried to decide which goddess I would have chosen. When I was little, my family owned a VCR with only three movies. One of them was Troy but acted out by a bunch of kids. I watched that endlessly and began to admire the only person I...
    Paris555 Paris555 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 5, 2014

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    Never Trust A Beautiful Girl!

    - I grew up in Kirghiz Soviet Socialist Republic which is now known as Kyrgyzstan. My parents,my mother and stepfather,were still very unassimalated despite defecting from DPROK(commonly called North Korea) to USSR and our family rarely obeyed Soviet laws and customs. In the...
    DoonJi DoonJi 41-45, M Nov 22, 2014

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    The 11th Grade Rugrat

    It was spirit week and the day was character day. This kid in my class came in as tommy pickles from the rugrats. He had on these nude colored tights and he was wearing depends over the tights with sneakers on with a blue shirt. I couldn't stop staring the whole day it was just...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 18, 2012

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    Seeing Is Believing

    What amazing it was to get up that morning in the middle of nowhere and to realize that everything had become white. I didn't have ever seen so snowstorm in my life. The landscape had totally changed overnight. We, my family and I, were trapped in the mountains because of that...
    amiguez amiguez 51-55 Nov 22, 2012

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    The Goat

    When I was a toddler, one night when i was in my crib, i saw a Goat lying next to me, staring into my eyes. I know this sounds stupid but i wasn't dreaming. I clearly remember, I was awake, i turned around, and a black goat was staring at me with his yellow eyes. I started...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 12, 2012

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    I had never been to a school dance

    before 10th grade hit and my best friend talked me into going to homecoming with him. So we go to his house to chill before the event and his parents dropped us off. We stayed for about an hour before we decided that this was lame and that we should leave. The problem was you...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Mar 10

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    Some Silly Ones

    My mom told me this story. When I was two I was in my backyard with my mom.  My ball rolled into one of our spice and pepper gardens. I ran after it and only after picking it up did I notcie a very color red thing hanging from a plant. I picked it up and ate it. My mom came...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2009

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    Funny Stuff About My Son

    When my son was about 4 (he's 18 now) we were in a Blockbuster video store when he went behind the counter and touched the sales girl. When I say 'touched' I mean he put his hand up inside her shorts. She was about 19 years old and was very attractive. Somehow that boy of mine...
    smallG smallG 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2012

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    Werewolves

    My parents always hid me from things like magic and the supernatural. I don't blame them for that. It often annoys me when a 7 year old girl starts telling everyone she's a werewolf and will eat your flesh. -.-". Anyways, so I found out about the supernatural online. I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 1, 2013

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    Why I Hated Jimmy Savile - By Chris Pickwell

    WHY I HATED JIMMY SAVILE..... By Chris PickwellGrifters… Choppers… Tomahawks… Budgies… Cow horn handlebars… Ten speed gears… Peddle back brakes… Handle grip gear change…playing cards pegged to the forks and positioned directly into the spokes so they go...
    cpickwell cpickwell 36-40 Mar 29, 2012

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    My Voice Changed

    Sure, it happens to every boy sooner or later, but sometimes an amusing story goes with it. When I was 10, my mother told me that one of the funniest things is to listen to a boy when his voice is changing. She'd had plenty of opportunity to know - - she had six brothers...
    Alaskan76 Alaskan76 66-70 2 Responses Oct 7, 2010

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    Actually I Have Several

    When I was a toddler, I had a really bad cold and my mom gave me a children's Tylenol and said "take this to make your nose feel better" so I put it up my nose, and I had to get it surgically removed. When I was a baby, my skin turned orange, so my parents took me to...
    Ozzygrl Ozzygrl 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 18, 2008

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    Ever since this happened, I've been keeping it a secret from everybody I know. It is totally going to shock you, what I did. I didn't do anything. ._. Whooooo Didn't...
    magnetofsomething magnetofsomething 18-21, M Apr 5

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    My opinion on young people getting pregnant is wrong. If you still have to rely on your parents to help you out still (like buying you food, clothes, cooking your food etc) and...
    QueenB14 QueenB14 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 28

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    Okay so I'm going to tell you my story. So in my last post I shared my experience about me thinking I might be falling in love with someone I met online. So in that experience I...
    NotHisGirl NotHisGirl 16-17, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    The Starfish Story A young man is walking along the ocean and sees a beach on which thousands and thousands of starfish have washed ashore. Further along he sees an old man...
    blinkon12 blinkon12 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    i am human.i dont believe in gravity.i dont drink. i hate wars.i understand sacrifice.i love my mother and most people if they deserve it.i understand weakness.im a story teller.i...
    oanafortu oanafortu 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    It's like one day we were talking on the phone, saying how we just couldn't wait any longer to hold eachother, to see eachothers face again without a computer screen holding back...
    pillsofdiamond pillsofdiamond 13-15, F Mar 28

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    1. My name is Nikki(please quit asking me lol) 2. I believe there is room for improvement in everything, 3. I get a feeling of abandonment quite often, 4. I do not like sushi, 5. I...
    NikkiBaby1698 NikkiBaby1698 16-17, F Apr 13

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    I am honest and open with my opinion but of course with respect and I don't mind if you have a different opinion. But when you want ot hear my opinion about something I will tell...
    Julia1600 Julia1600 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I wish I could tell you about my feelings, but I can't for some obvious reasons. If only things were different...
    Mjey Mjey 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I have been filling out surveys that are fun but that also are quite accurate of me as a person in the answer results of my life. Here are some of them that are true of me. "You...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 1

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    just when I've almost stopped thinking about you, you show up to make sure I was feeling better after recently being ill and we spend the night talking until you fall asleep when I...
    illgetoveriteventually illgetoveriteventually 16-17, F Apr 2

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    1- I will weigh 120 pounds by summer 2016 2- I'm 13 I'll be 14 by this summer. 3- I will have a good boyfriend by late 2015 to early 2016 4- I will get my GED at 16 6- I will...
    SadlySafe SadlySafe 13-15 3 Responses a week ago

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    1. This is like my 5th post in this group.. 2. I joined EP on Valentines day 2014.. How depressing.. 3. I'm overprotective about the ones I care about 4. I've got the social skills...
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I have crushes on all white youtubers...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 23 hrs ago

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    I used to have a crush on a youtuber not anymore!
    adamsbaby adamsbaby 13-15, F 23 hrs ago

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    We didn't get together. It was an 'almost' romance. He gave me every reason to doubt him from the start. He told me how hot other girls are, he left photos of him and his ex all...
    fuglygirlonthebench fuglygirlonthebench 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    10 facts about me 1) I have a fully loaded 2015 Ford crew cab Super duty Power stroke...I bought it last Dec because I totaled out my 2003 Ford crew cab King ranch Super duty...I...
    tornsin tornsin 31-35, M 6 Responses Apr 7

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    1. The country in which I reside in, or my nationality for that matter, is none of anyone's concern and I am certainly not here to share it. That goes for any other personal...
    GSXMGE GSXMGE 22-25, M Apr 19

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    1. Intelligence 2. An open mind 3. Kindness 4. Belief in racial and social equality.5. Empathy 6. A strong set of moral values 7. Seeing matters in shades of grey instead of black...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 56-60, M 7 hrs ago

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    1 I am very sensitive 2. I love to read 3. I am a planner by nature - trips,Christmas etc. 4. My family is the most important thing to me 5 I finish my doctorate at the end of...
    Dancemomisme Dancemomisme 46-50, F 2 hrs ago

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    There was a person named Love and a person named Person. They were childhood friends. People had a lot of problems with life but Love made everything seem better. Love made People...
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 19

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    1. I have huge addiction for strong black tea with lemon and honey (no milk) 2. I love Games of Throne 3. I was meant to be a Polish princess but world war 1 and 2 happen and my...
    couture2411 couture2411 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    1. I live video games and anime and they are always part of my life in one way or another :3 2. I'm essentially the class clown kinda girl and will do whatever I can to make you...
    NapalmNinja NapalmNinja 18-21, F Mar 29

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    -I'm turning 40. -I have no friends because I'm an exJW and they took them from me when I was 18 and I have moved, had kids, and didn't find any loyal. -Most people think I look...
    lovenlounge lovenlounge 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    This is the lyrical interpretation of the tale of Reina and the demon, a story imbedded in League of Legends game lore. In it, Reina is a warrior woman tormented by a powerful...
    themanoflegends themanoflegends 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Come on!! Where's your sense of humour! It was a funny film! God...
    shygyal30 shygyal30 16-17, F Mar 28

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    Well...this might sounds funny and sarcastic but it's not.. really? I saved an ant once.. from drowning.. I was washing my head, and I noticed the poor ant tries to avoid the water...
    FazyH FazyH 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Whoever reads this, heed my warning... If you know not of a site called Tickld, it is a site where you may post everything you deem to be funny and others from around the world...
    Skin0Man1 Skin0Man1 18-21, M Apr 5

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    I talk before I think I seem quite but no think again I get scared easily I hate when people see me cry I smile a lot I'm not funny but I love to laugh I'm lazy I'm good at...
    Noony56 Noony56 18-21, F Apr 5

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    1. I am creative. 2. I am sensitive emotionally. 3. I am into details and can express myself really well, some say I am rather eloquent and articulate. 4. I am very friendly... it...
    blankcheck4urhart blankcheck4urhart 36-40, F Apr 5

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