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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Lol!

    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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    I don't know why I find this so funny..
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    I am writing on here because there is no where else I can speak my true feelings. And I hate it. Everyone comes from their mother, but I am so ashamed to come from my own mother...
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    Very Funny :)
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    yea i m very funny, i want to see every one to be very happy,
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    I love funny guys who are childish that's like 5 points right there lol
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