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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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    So blessed to have a mother who loves unconditionally and who has always been there.. HBD to my mom and best friend!!♥♥♥♠
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    My whole family attended the 70th bday party of our neighbor and its full of old people in our community ballroom dancing . You know like dance partners are already ready and if...
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    Saw a vid with this in it thought it was funny... So ya...
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    I am a extremely secret person so I think I enjoy this site most of all because I have a place I can let things off my chest yet still be anonymous to some degree. Anyways; with...
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    Unless it was with my mother when i was younger, but that really doesn't count lol. What does cuddling feel like with another person feel like?
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    I grew up with a mother who has slowly become morbidly obese. All my life she was overweight but as I grew older I began to notice just how overweight she was becoming. My dad is...
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    I find it so funny! The reactions you get is brilliant, I also fid it funny when others do it
    backupmojo backupmojo 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    OldAbandoned10 OldAbandoned10 22-25, F Jun 30

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    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    tarur tarur 18-21 Jul 10

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    My two oldest daughters they share a room, we got them a bunk bed so they have more room for their stuff, but omg last night was sooo funny, I heard mindie screaming, I thought...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    In my opinion, being funny is a must. you have to make me laugh cause I love laughing . I just fall quickly for funny guys. if you can make my stomach hurt laughing , I love you.
    xriiccii xriiccii 13-15, F 1 day ago

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