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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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