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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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    I'm fairly certain I would be a much happier person if I could just cut my contact with my Mother. As an only child though, I don't have a lot of choice. Someone has to take care...
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    My mother may not make it through the night. But she might. I am unsure what I should do. She's trying to walk around...I am trying to stay out of the nurse's way as they try ti...
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    So, my mother is still alive, but is now bed bound. That makes her angry, so she gets doped up to calm her down. Her kidneys may be failing...will find out tomorrow. She sees...
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    My mother passed away at 6:09 p.m. Eastern Standard Time December 9, 2014.
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    I am 58 years old and have a passive aggressive mother. My sister in law classified this behavior and I have just started to research. I just came back from a visit with mom and...
    marlenesdaughter marlenesdaughter 56-60, F 5 days ago

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    Well it's not confirmed yet. Her first scan showed that there was something there. Today she finds out if she does in fact have breast cancer. I'm waiting for her to come home and...
    trappedgirl17 trappedgirl17 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Stories have funny ways of starting, they show a happy family, happily playing along. but as the story progresses you find that the happy family aren't very happy after all. There...
    SecondFiddle SecondFiddle 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 17

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    At this point I am unsure as to whether I have gotten better at dealing with not having my mother in my life or worse. I used to think I had it under control.. That was before my...
    indigopower indigopower 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    Usually when someone says "family", I would think of a nice, warm, welcoming and happy family whereby the parents are supportive, the children have a good relation with each other...
    AoRagdoll AoRagdoll 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 10

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    I mean I have a mother and a father who are together, but no siblings...! They all moved out
    EmojiGirl EmojiGirl 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 5

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    In 2012, my mom was diagnosed with being in an advanced stage of cervical cancer. This woman, who was never sick, (I thought she was going to outlive me) was now terminally ill...
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    I Have A Box Full Of Memories.. It's Funny I Say This Because... By Box.. I Mean My Heart.. And By Memories.. I Mean Things I Want To Forget
    HopelessLoveHer HopelessLoveHer 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Finally some funny road rage. Haha I love this. Crazy Russia ... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIBp-xnXv74
    aag311 aag311 41-45, M 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    He's taller than me, and a little bit older, funny, quirky, intelligent and fun (not to mention adorable) yet I'm afraid that he will reject me.
    xXResidentFurryXx xXResidentFurryXx 13-15, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I find jokes about depression, anxiety, eating disorders, etc. funny because I can relate and it makes me laugh
    oliveyouberrymuch oliveyouberrymuch 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    Trying not too. If you're a mother, and you don't approve of this toy for children, then I might not hate you so much. If you laugh, then you are disgusting. Same with people who...
    Levi1 Levi1 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    My mother is such a hypocrite. Usually I can just shrug it off but lately it's been getting to me. Today she yelled at me for finishing a bottle of root beer that she bought a...
    midnightdahlia midnightdahlia 22-25, F Nov 27

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    I was raised in an abusive him, will all of the above! A neglectful mother and a drunk father. I was also bullied at school until I had had enough, I kicked my father out and...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I got to the point where I decided to just accept that my mother will never be the mother I needed and want. She will always be the victim taking no responsibility for her actions...
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    Okay,I am getting closer to finally find out what's really going on and whats really wrong with me. I am in a weird mood now, it's like my whole family situation slowly stops to...
    9am3 9am3 18-21, F Dec 10

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    Hard, so so hard...this whole parenting thing. I figured after nearly three years I'd have it down...HAHA. Funny. So funny. You follow your instincts and they go against you. He...
    MissListless MissListless 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 3

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    Several times and it doesn't really bother me. It fact I think it is kind of funny when it happens. One of the funniest times happened when I was 16 or 17 years old. I grew up in...
    roastedacorn roastedacorn 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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