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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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    My first post about my passive aggressive mother, an explanation: EP Link I've been doing some research on passive aggressiveness and found that it's an actual personality...
    Cupcakes95 Cupcakes95 36-40, F 9 hrs ago

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    I'm 55 and a 22-year survivor of ovarian cancer. I'm also a 55-year survivor of a passive-aggressive mother. My mom had a pretty tough childhood, and I am sad to know the awful...
    Katsez01 Katsez01 51-55, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    It's taken me and my sister a very long time to realise that our mother is passive aggressive. We always thought our mother was selfish and wanted the world to revolve around her...
    Cupcakes95 Cupcakes95 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I was in my room with decs I had opened full volume and had wearer headphones and I was enjoying with headphones plugged in and my brother came in said me "what are you doing you...
    ahmadiscrazy ahmadiscrazy 13-15, M Aug 10

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    This is the way I have come to view my mother at this point. Until recently, I thought it was just bad events in her life that caused my mother to be angry and gloomy everyday...
    SamiSquare SamiSquare 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    My mother's always been the same way, but I'm not enabling that kind of behavior anymore so anytime she says anything in the form of passive aggressive bs** I call her on it by...
    misternobrain misternobrain 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    It didn't mean anything to me until my cousin told me that I was at my moms wedding. Now it means a lot and I never take it off
    JalenFrankie616 JalenFrankie616 13-15, F Jul 30

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    Ever since she died , I struggle to make decisions and life has become so complicated . She was my voice of reason and gave me good advice . Life is hard and stressful. What I...
    Juiceyangel333 Juiceyangel333 22-25, F 10 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I wish I can be everything you need, I would love to answer all of your questions with confidence and knowledge... But I'm far from that I am no good. I cry every night. I am weak...
    Neblina27 Neblina27 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I found out the genders of my twins yesterday and it has reminded me of how I no longer have my mother to share this joy with. She would have been with me and my husband at the...
    timeline112 timeline112 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I am a mother at heart... I have cared for children since I, myself, was a child. At 7 years old, I taught myself how to make macaroni and cheese for me and my younger brothers...
    HiddenAnger HiddenAnger 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    I’ve never had a mom. I am 24 and I have friends and a life but I have struggled my whole life with this emptiness inside of me. I have suffered for so many years because I haven...
    samacoco samacoco 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 20

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    I’ve never had a mom. I am 24 and I have friends and a life but I have struggled my whole life with this emptiness inside of me. I have suffered for so many years because I haven...
    samacoco samacoco 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    3 were born Saturday, 5 born Sunday. I have 4 mothers in the pen with their brood. So far, they are all alive and kicking. There were so many born so close together that even the...
    WiredCritter WiredCritter 22-25 Aug 10

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    I can't eat anything because I am a fat *****! I can't do anything because I am FAT and DUMB! That is what my mom calls me! My mom will never ever me proud of me ever! I am going...
    oceanunique123 oceanunique123 16-17, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I obsess over, am in love with, am attracted to, and nearly stalk my therapists. They have become mother figures to me. Without them I feel lost.
    ShadowPrincess603 ShadowPrincess603 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So I've been having this bed bug problem in my room for a while. Since the beginning of June to be exact. My dad hasn't put out ANY effort to fix the problem the past month and a...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M 20 hrs ago

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    An update & advice for those with crazy MILs Hi there, I posted some time back (possibly several years ago now) regarding my absolutely terrible mother-in-law who singlehandedly...
    DustMite DustMite 18-21, F 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    I came across the term NM a few months ago, and now I can't deny it...my mother fits it perfectly, down to the general causes of it. My mother was severely abused by a...
    UnicornSpirit UnicornSpirit 22-25, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    She came to visit 6wks after our first child was born. I was having postpartum depression and she proceeded to tell me about all the women my husband dated and she thought each...
    Kid50 Kid50 46-50, F 13 hrs ago

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    It's only been a little over year since my mother walked out, and no one should ever have to brave that storm. I wonder still every day when it becomes easier. She was my...
    TheMostBeautifulBitterFruit TheMostBeautifulBitterFruit 16-17, F 18 hrs ago

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    'Annoying' is an understatement for this boy. I seriously do not know what has gotten into him. It is like something in the air hit him, like a virus. I HATE the way puberty...
    TheFrozenOne TheFrozenOne 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    A few months back I posted how I have disowned my family, especially my siblings. They left me alone to take care of our disabled mother (even though they are all much older) and...
    Transluminal2010 Transluminal2010 41-45, M 1 hr ago

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    Hey everyone, I just wanted to drop a quick note on here because I’ll be leaving this forum at the end of the month. I’m sure if my MIL pulls a fast one on me or my partner...
    BoundariesSet BoundariesSet 46-50 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    This human being I called my "mother" is not what she appears to be; motherly, caring, quiet, sweet & innocent. Here's how I found out I got married few months ago, husband and I...
    sydnew sydnew 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 16

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    When I was a kid, i used to have a ton of friends, then i moved.... Everyone i knew was gone. After that i never really had any friends. I would always just get through school...
    Snsndmdmam Snsndmdmam 26-30, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I am a mother of a 16 year old son, even though he's 16, he will always be mummys little boy:) being a single parent has it's pros and cons, but i wouldn't want to reunite with my...
    SarahMom1978 SarahMom1978 36-40, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I am getting ready to speak of this but I'm not quite there yet. It feels like I will shatter into a million pieces when I do and I don't know if I will be able to reassemble them...
    extraneous1 extraneous1 51-55, F 1 Response 23 mins ago

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    I have this weird thing I do with my father and it starting off high 5ing each other web we said something funny or were being smart *****, and now it's like distant elbow high...
    emzeymoore emzeymoore 16-17, F 16 hrs ago

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    It keeps me up at night. Not "it", the clown from the Stephen King novel, which scare the hell out of me because I'm afraid of clowns, but my imagination. I always let in run wild...
    LeonardFinch LeonardFinch 16-17, M 15 hrs ago

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    It's awful, but I did. He was mr. Perfect in so many ways. Handsome, talented, funny, cute, and goodhearted. I always feared that he would leave me, break my heart, so I pushed him...
    Lindadk Lindadk 16-17, F 13 hrs ago

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    As a child I was the younger by almost 2 years. My father told me my sister never liked me from the time I was brought home. She used to hit me until I would finally fight back...
    irishicould irishicould 31-35, F Aug 12

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    Phahahaha found this really funny :') XD
    loveyourselfalwaysxx loveyourselfalwaysxx 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Zaki was disappointed. No... That was not quite accurate. Disappointment required some manner of positive expectation, which Zaki was sorely lacking from the start.For all her...
    Visola Visola 22-25, F Aug 9

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    You know what... My parents took away the person I love, and my fiancee's mom took away the person her daughter loves (Me) so in the end I will take the person my parents love (Me...
    ECrierie ECrierie 16-17, M 11 mins ago

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    Demons: Acerbial and Savitsier By Paul Dale Roberts, HPI Esoteric Detective Haunted and Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups...
    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M Aug 16

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    I need a man to get me pregnant no strings attached I'm young if you have to go to ***** bank and you live close meet me up I live in United States and it could either be jersey...
    wannabepregrers wannabepregrers 13-15, F 12 hrs ago

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    Just a word of encouragement for all of you tortured souls. My husband broke his leg this summer. Mild fracture but laid up for a while. His mother came bleating to my door. I was...
    wordofwarning wordofwarning 51-55, F 1 Response a week ago

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    So before insomnia came knocking on my brain window, I had a singularly bizarre dream, which is really saying something. It started with me getting a message on EP from a member of...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I watched my mother love a drug addict and suffered because of her poor decisions. He died of an overdose of heroin and Xanax. I feel a lot of regret for screaming at him so much...
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    Let's see. I nearly died within a week of being born, my skull decided to try and close in on its self as i did not have a soft spot. When i got the chickenpox as a child, i was...
    Anth9012 Anth9012 22-25, M Aug 8

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    the face of death is tasteful in (kept) cradle my breath, as my skin grow pale in sweat... rested in sands, not every angel is blessed... heavy halo is pressed, (weighing) his...
    Equilibrio Equilibrio 22-25 Aug 15

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    Dear Reader, The date is August 16th, 2014. I don’t know why I’m writing this. I guess maybe I just feel like I don’t have any other place to turn at the moment, afraid of...
    SmrtMouth SmrtMouth 16-17, M Aug 17

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    People automatically assume I'm dumb and uneducated and on welfare!! That's so funny to me.. I guess people don't realize that just because black women have more that 2 babies they...
    cherrikisses22 cherrikisses22 22-25 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My mother passed away when I was 17 and it all went down hill from there. Nobody was there from that point on.
    sunnygirlfriend73 sunnygirlfriend73 41-45, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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