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I Have A Funny Mother

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    Me: Are carrots really that good for your eyesight? Mother: Of course. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before? Lmao! xD
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2012

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    Well, hi. First of all I think this is my I dunno could be first or second that I share my "life". So, my mom has passed away when I was 16, it was on March 2014. It was sooooooo...
    monarch97 monarch97 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    I just don't care about her. I want her gone, out of my life. Everything is much easier without her. She's an annoying itch. It's been 4 and a half years since we last had a real...
    haroni haroni 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    I don't have the best mother.I barely have a mother really.I fiannaly got in the hospital for cutting after I ran away and was eventually found.after that happened in January my...
    SearchingForUnkown SearchingForUnkown 13-15, F Mar 16

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    Well, I finally put my big girl pants on and have been trying out going NC or LC with my NM and already got a text from her today stating the "Silence from me is Deafening". How do...
    rescueme99 rescueme99 41-45 4 Responses Mar 5

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    My mom was a great mother growing up. She's even a great mom now. But since grandchildren have come into the picture, she's really changed. She's still a great mom to her children...
    EndiJo EndiJo 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    Anyone else have clingy mother in laws?
    Abilliongalaxies Abilliongalaxies 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Does anyone else have a mother who complains too much.. 😒
    ThePrettyOnee ThePrettyOnee 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
    bethcc11 bethcc11 26-30, F 1 hr ago

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    I think a woman's main purpose is to be a good mother to her children if she chooses to have them. Not to simply be a breeder. That's ridiculous.
    StellaNoir StellaNoir 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    Sometimes in life you are dealt one of those "wild cards". I think God does this to make sure we are paying attention. Little did I know it was my turn for a card. I had got off...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    My mother and father have been married about 50 years now. My mother is 100% Polish decent. In some areas of life this really shows. They currently live in a large city in lower...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Mar 23

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    Well the Easter Holidays are here.. the kids are off school for 2 whole weeks.. Yippee!!I found this story on an Irish website, thought I'd share as it is funny....NUALA Purcell, a...
    WittyWoo WittyWoo 41-45, F 3 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Funny how you don't notice the toll something is really taking on you until it's too late... Your body tries to warn you. Your mind throws out red flags. Your family and friends...
    marladurden13 marladurden13 41-45, F 5 Responses Mar 1

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    Never looked Better. At the funeral of a family friend,I was chatting to June,an elderly lady I hadn't seen since I was a teenager.I was...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    What Children Do............. ** For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. ** For those who have children this age, this is not funny. ** For those who...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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    Glimpses from My Travel Journal September 17, 2006 Today was my best day yet in Roma! It was absolutely POURING rain today! After the jetlag finally wore off, I was finally able...
    Meowsolini Meowsolini 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 5

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    I'm 29 and I was diagnosed with SOD when I was five. I'm blind in my right eye and just a bit near-sighted in my left and I have Growth Hormone deficiency. All this meant to me...
    dorkqueen23 dorkqueen23 26-30, F Mar 11

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    I have been in an emotionally abusive relationship for 11 yrs now. We have a 6 yr old son together. Things started off good he was laid back , funny, charming , hardworking...
    mnc13085 mnc13085 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    An experience I can definitely relate too. It's seems all my life I've felt like I had friends but quickly realize that if I don't call, text, or make plans I won't hear from them...
    tiara29 tiara29 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    ive got 3 children twins age 12 and a daughter age 11.im not with their dad I ended our relationship when they were 2 and 3.he was so violent and I couldn't cope anymore.it wasn't...
    wholetintherain wholetintherain 36-40, F Mar 21

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    You know, just the fact that people used to just type in 'LOL' whenever they see something funny. Then the usage evolved to become just 'lol', in small letters. Then they start...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    Yeah, and I'm always in the mood for being funny, because is funny to be funny.. Well, you know what I mean :/
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    people think im nice and funny, but the thing is I'm not funny I would be insulting the person in front of me but in a funny way
    zeinahalawa zeinahalawa 16-17, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    There are daughters of narcissistic mothers who have barely survived psychologically. In the extreme, there are daughters who starved themselves to death by anorexia as the only...
    rescueme99 rescueme99 41-45 1 Response Mar 4

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    You think you know me... But you don't know the first thing about me... You think you've been through depression... But you haven't... How long did it last?? Oh two weeks? That's...
    MrCutBleedSmile MrCutBleedSmile 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    I hate my mother! And even more I hate myself for everything I am. I believe that, no, I know that our environment, our parents shape our personalities in our childhood. I was...
    OlgaTs OlgaTs 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 5

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    Funny guy in NYC here. I don't suppose there are any women interested in meeting? Because I'm this really nice, funny guy who's studied at a few of the city's comedy schools and...
    mysummary mysummary 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    Five Years and Two Summers In A Forgotten Corner of Southern Europe called FYROM- I was born on a military base near Adana,Turkey to an enlisted American mother and Macedonian...
    Srebro94 Srebro94 18-21, F Mar 5

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    My mother-in-law was an RN nurse for around 30 yrs. She let it be know she knew everything about medicine. There were 3 of us daughter-in-laws. MY one sister-in-law had 6 children...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 6 Responses Mar 14

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    I have a fear of potatoes. I have been trying to find someone else who does but I can't even find a name for it 😔 I wish I could find anyone who understands and doesn't think it...
    pepinstep pepinstep 26-30, F Mar 22

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    My mother died when I was 1 year old, she died from cancer which started in her breast but eventually spread throughout her entire body. There will always be a part of me who...
    Secret179688 Secret179688 18-21 Mar 23

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    Not all of them, maybe about half.. Just the funny, non-harmful ones who you can kind of tell are joking. I would never troll people myself, though. It's funny to see sometimes...
    AaronH96 AaronH96 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Its hard to get around it but yeah I am having issues with my fiance's mother. Or should I say she's having issues with me, right along with the baby mama. Alright to began with...
    Msprissy Msprissy 36-40, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    I think pretty much everything is funny. Even things that shouldn't really be funny. I will think of things that were funny 10 years ago and laugh at them as if they just happened...
    WalkAwayFromTheSun WalkAwayFromTheSun 26-30, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Just to Macedonia- I have spent most of my 20 years in the United States except for roughly 5 years during my childhood. I was born on an Army base in Turkey to an American mother...
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    My mother died on 11th November 2014. She had been acting crazy for 2 years and my family didn't understand it. I didn't understand it. She had some sort of brain damage but we...
    Semanic Semanic 22-25, M Mar 9

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    I just can't take life anymore being under one roof with this woman. She used to be a good lady... She just turned 50 and for the past 2 years she's just changed so much. I truly...
    jessicavictoria1841 jessicavictoria1841 18-21, F Mar 12

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    My son is with his father every other weekend, and we recently agreed that he should have him a couple of hours every wedensday as well. That's great. It really is. I'm thankfull...
    Thisisnotwhatiwanted Thisisnotwhatiwanted 22-25, F Mar 13

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    I want to share a big experience with people who have gone through similar experiences as me. I am 24 and have been seeing counsellers on and off since i was 18. after a lot of...
    yogihope yogihope 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 15

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