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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    SabrinaTheTeenageWitch SabrinaTheTeenageWitch 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    I have the song "Take me to church" currently stuck in my head
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 18

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    Rebecca these are for you All of the stars. Stay with me. Photograph. Everything you are..
    Alijumah Alijumah 18-21, M Feb 5

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    For you Minty bear. Hehehehehe :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    It's taking a bit longer then I'd like. But, so long as you're happy, I don't mind. I'd love nothing more than for you to smile at me the way you do him. But I won't dare make a...
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    I'd do it for you babe. If someone was pointing a gun at you or fired in your direction I would jump in the way and sacrifice myself and take the bullet :* I love you so much
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 1

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    Penginkoibito, Amgel, Baby, lover... I wish nothing but the best to you. I know that this may be hard on you, and I also know that you will survive it and find the right guy for...
    GalacticMind GalacticMind 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 6

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    I will always be here for you... Not just in good times, but also the not so good times. I will listen to you when you need to vent. Or just want to chat about nothing... I will...
    submissivelittlewoman submissivelittlewoman 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    It's not my fault that I fell for you... You just say and do the right things...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Feb 9

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    I care for you so much. I'll always be there whenever you need to get things off of your chest or need a shoulder to cry on. You say you care about me too, but when I need you the...
    justinbartolome justinbartolome 13-15, M Feb 12

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    If anyone is feeling low. Feeling lost. Hating life. Not fitting in. Not understood. Losing themselves etc.... I am here for you.
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    “Nothing happens by chance, my friend... No such thing as luck. A meaning behind every little thing, and such a meaning behind this. Part for you, part for me, may not see it all...
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    How awesome would it be, to know you meet the person that you had dreamed about your entire life! The person who was made for you! The person you would cross the oceans for! The...
    Firecapt517 Firecapt517 41-45, M 4 Responses Feb 3

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    A kiss. Come into my embrace and feel my lips pressed to yours. Touch. Feel my hands caress your body. Voice. Listen to my voice as I whisper into your ear. Feel my lips nibble at...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 4 Responses Feb 6

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    Men, would you like it if your lady danced in a sexy outfit for you, or not?
    Kbay70 Kbay70 26-30, F Feb 13

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    I've come to a point in my life where I have no room for losers. Self-piteous, blame placing whiners need to go away. I started my life in the mud too. I made tough choices and...
    Robg224 Robg224 41-45, M Feb 17

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    This is for you spy (my best friend)! I literally don't know where to start.Like thousands of memories flash in front of me when I just think of you.Omg I never thought I'd meet...
    ThisIsMeYeah ThisIsMeYeah 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    Omg, I thought that I was the only one who felt this way. I too grew up in Bklyn,NY and still have family there, but now as a parent it's not the same . I remember living...
    0intimacy 0intimacy 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 17

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    Are you thinking of Permanent hair removal Lockport NY? Are you sick of cutting, pulling or wax your hands, feet or armpits whenever you see another set of hair wearing out? Before...
    hairfree4mewny hairfree4mewny 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Won't you stay with me cause your all I need
    JBaker78 JBaker78 16-17, M 1 Response 44 mins ago

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    "Stay"Rihanna(feat. Mikky Ekko)All along it was a feverA cold sweat hot-headed believerI threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something,"He said, "If you dare, come a little...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Feb 7

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    I mainly love to listening to british music,but I pretty much listen to anything.. and one song in my head right now. That is ''somewhere with you'' by Kenny Chesney ''If you see...
    JerryJerryA JerryJerryA 31-35, F Jan 29

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    One time many months ago I dedicated this song to u though u never knew it. I needed u as my hero! You weren't strong enough. Now I'm strong enough to be my own hero! Here u go the...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F Feb 14

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    Thanks to one of the most recent sprint commercials. . I have that silly "Narwhal" song in my head. . there's actually more to the song than what's in the commercial.
    breezeway01 breezeway01 46-50, F 2 days ago

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    They say the word "Love" exists in all languages and I think that's wonderful. I can't count the times I have been asked to define love. How does one define love ? I can come up...
    MissisWolf MissisWolf 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    It only makes sense that my theme song is a Beyoncé song, as everyone always calls me the "Beyoncé" of the group. Hey! It's swag ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MjxWn5W9M...
    LanaKane101 LanaKane101 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I love this song.  
    SymphonyInMe SymphonyInMe 41-45, F Feb 4

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    Little Do You Know -Alex&Sierra Perfect Song that describes the love side of myself.
    kaylakanoelani kaylakanoelani 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 6

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    my dear friend who I love in the whole wide world introduced me to this amazing song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud When your legs...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 11

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    The lyrics on this song is so deep! 
    RedThatDescribesMe RedThatDescribesMe 18-21, F Feb 12

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    Not a bad song to have stuck in your head. This melody has been playing my head today.
    Welllaugh Welllaugh 36-40, F Feb 12

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    Curse you Ed Sheeren, I can't stop listening to your music! I hear his songs even when I'm asleep. His album is just that good. D,:
    BloodFanatic BloodFanatic 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities Old Mother Nature's recipes That brings the...
    LordLucas LordLucas 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    Maps -Maroon 5 ....... Idk why but I love that song lol
    CalderReed CalderReed 13-15, M 4 Responses Feb 2

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    Maybe I have more than just one song of the day..This one has been floating around in my mind today.  
    izzypie izzypie 36-40, F Feb 2

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    3 little pigs by green jelly...why do I wake up with the weirdest songs in my head?
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 5

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