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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2010

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    PaganStar PaganStar 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    If you have a true friend, one or two or even more.. don't you ever let them go, don't you ever lose contact with them, and don't you ever feel like all what you need is your...
    moadd moadd 22-25, M Mar 9

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    Questions shouldn't be asked because they're not important?! So recently I was looking through the comments sections of one of my favourite youtubers and I came across an amazing...
    sancarn sancarn 18-21, M Mar 10

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    Lmao omg. If I had a dollar for every time I heard this. #doyouevenbelieveyou?
    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    This picture pretty much says it all. Everyone deserves a second chance, sometimes they even get a third.
    ClaireH19 ClaireH19 18-21, F Mar 8

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    Not the best song in the world... It's called "manipulation Session" by Shining... Here are the lyrics- Do me a Favor. And kill yourself (repeated). It's all about...
    iamFrightened iamFrightened 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    My circle I write to you. I wish I could make it better for you. Take away your pain, your confusion, exhaustion. I wish my light could burn away the darkness so you could see...
    grommit3 grommit3 36-40, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    For you my love-
    looking4mywife looking4mywife 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    Disarme with Your loneliness, him A promise of heaven pushed us right back to hell Turning three sevens into three sixes again And you laughed at my face when I told you how much...
    Mysorrow Mysorrow 18-21, M Mar 4

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    for you Hypnotia I know you will enjoy it so muchYou are my dreams beyond the clouds forever your minty bear :) XXXXX
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 6

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    Dance for you beyonce: " I really care about heart. Show ya show us . Ohh with you that's really on my mind. I can't help but to think about you. I wanna make that body rock. Put...
    TassiAnime TassiAnime 16-17 Mar 17

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    "Stereo Hearts" (feat. Adam Levine) [Adam Levine:] My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so listen close Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te Make me your radio (yeah) And turn me...
    MrImperfect MrImperfect 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    We have been friends for ages now. I know you aren't easy to get along with. In general you are negative, a drama queen, you love to gossip and nobody's opinion counts but yours. I...
    Brownie27 Brownie27 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    Giving you space and time.. But I'm still here for you.. i miss you Db!!
    TrueLove213 TrueLove213 26-30, F Mar 1

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    I'm grateful that I met you here. I'm grateful for your presence, for your persistence of stalking me. I'm grateful that I learned so much from you. I'm grateful that I found...
    indahnesia indahnesia 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 4

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    true i maybe just right for you but that doesnt make you right for me
    Kanimaz Kanimaz 13-15, F Mar 7

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    I don't have any problem keeping your secret as many as i have in life!!
    alexiswcd alexiswcd 56-60, T Mar 9

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    If you have been feeling depressed and you are just tired of it and you want to be in peace, I invite you to surrender the war you have with depression. Our society judges...
    SatsangWithTathina SatsangWithTathina 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    We could be complete strangers that just so happened to be standing near each other and I would still take a bullet for you.
    HateMeLoveMe101 HateMeLoveMe101 18-21, F Mar 18

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    I miss you. The real you. I know we are going through a lot of things together, but I will always be here for you cause I love you and you have always been there for me. I will...
    DiamondNikki12 DiamondNikki12 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah Cause girl you're perfect You're always worth it And you deserve it The way you work it Cause girl you earned it Girl you earned it...
    Feelinthebeat Feelinthebeat 46-50, F 5 days ago

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    Yes i do, and it hurts me to see you depressed and tired. Those red eyes broke me down to pieces, and you hide ur pain from me. I wish I could kiss those red eyes away. I wished I...
    DawnSahour DawnSahour 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    The reason for joining EP was purely because I needed a outlet. I was sad because something happend that made such a big impact on me. I had no chance to defend myself from what I...
    GuiltBear GuiltBear 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    People make time for who and what they wanna make time for. You shouldn't have to beg and plead anyone to chill with you, talk to you or even like you. I mean if they can't see...
    PrettyFknDope PrettyFknDope 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Your health can get a boost from proper minerals and nutrients. Taking supplements can help give your body be as healthy as possible. The following information should help you in...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    I have oral herpes since two years ago and just broke out once. A place where you can release your depression.Hope helps and pray for you! herpesmeetup.com
    jimmywei jimmywei 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have nothing more to say than I have changed , but for the worst. I am evil. I feel this is my destiny for me to be evil.
    Thedepressedgirlatthewindow Thedepressedgirlatthewindow 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    and it reminds me if her. the song just sounds like her. I can see her dancing to it. she showed the song to me. it's a good song. and like hell I miss her. I sometimes listen to...
    TheCroissant TheCroissant 16-17, M Mar 7

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    When only a night with the girls will help........have a friend who needs her girls right now, so this song is for her.... Lady Antebellum - Bartender http://youtu.be/_rHuitW9xDc...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 8

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    I do, but at the same time, I'll often come across some disturbingly stupid ones.. Although they can be pretty funny, too.
    AaronH96 AaronH96 18-21, F Mar 19

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    Never stop by safety suit is the cutest song ever!
    Zjmsmyking Zjmsmyking 16-17, F Mar 17

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    Take Me to Church by Hozier https://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw Lyrically the song is one large metaphor comparing a lover to religion. "Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at...
    grrrey grrrey 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 21

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    It's such a catchy song. Change by lecrae. I suggest you listen to it closely and understand what he says.
    4everbored 4everbored 16-17, M Mar 21

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    Purple Rain - Prince I absolutely love this song. First on my "go to" list when I'm Ytubing.
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 3

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