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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    PaganStar PaganStar 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2010

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Lmao omg. If I had a dollar for every time I heard this. #doyouevenbelieveyou?
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    Princess said she has a wobbly table..Best I could do in the little time availableEP Link
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Smoking a pack of cigarettes in day Equivalent to drink half a cup of tar per year
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    Lovely beautiful song by Sting .. Fields of Gold ..but I also love it sung by Eva Cassidy ..https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVjjcOUJLE This ones for you Corky enjoy!!! “...often...
    saxappeal saxappeal 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I have a song that describes everything I want to be, but I'm yet to find one for my real self. Brooklyn Baby by Lana Del Rey. I love jazz, Lou Reed and Beat poetry; and I want to...
    azuraswisdom azuraswisdom 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    "Stereo Hearts" (feat. Adam Levine) [Adam Levine:] My heart's a stereo It beats for you, so listen close Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te Make me your radio (yeah) And turn me...
    MrImperfect MrImperfect 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    I got a lying smile I never put out for you Cause I guess I never felt like I really needed to And they say little girls have big dreams And nothing in the world was gonna come...
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F Mar 30

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    for you my love
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    I currently have The Ghost Of You stuck in my head lol
    MariexOkay MariexOkay 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I miss you. The real you. I know we are going through a lot of things together, but I will always be here for you cause I love you and you have always been there for me. I will...
    DiamondNikki12 DiamondNikki12 18-21, F Mar 21

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    I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah Cause girl you're perfect You're always worth it And you deserve it The way you work it Cause girl you earned it Girl you earned it...
    Feelinthebeat Feelinthebeat 46-50, F Mar 23

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    I have oral herpes since two years ago and just broke out once. A place where you can release your depression.Hope helps and pray for you! herpesmeetup.com
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    The reason for joining EP was purely because I needed a outlet. I was sad because something happend that made such a big impact on me. I had no chance to defend myself from what I...
    GuiltBear GuiltBear 31-35, M Mar 26

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    People make time for who and what they wanna make time for. You shouldn't have to beg and plead anyone to chill with you, talk to you or even like you. I mean if they can't see...
    PrettyFknDope PrettyFknDope 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    My circle I write to you. I wish I could make it better for you. Take away your pain, your confusion, exhaustion. I wish my light could burn away the darkness so you could see...
    grommit3 grommit3 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    People come and people go but it's hard to imagine my life without you. I'm afraid that things might get between us but I want you to know that I will always wait for you.
    VoicelessMastermind VoicelessMastermind 41-45, M Mar 29

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    Earlier today... Princess told me she had a "wobbly table"..'we can't be having that" I said..So without further ado.... I sawed the legs off....(see the post before this one to...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 30

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    Wating for you even its 10 at night is useful because you make me happy and feel loved everytime we talk.. Your the sweetest man I've ever known.. You will be my man and I will be...
    charizzelover charizzelover 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I wrote a letter to you... here, once. April. Synonymous of butterflies and beginnings with no end, yet... somehow now... it is the one word I'm unable to bring to my lips. Love...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    want to take a moment to thank all my EP friends for your friendship and support. didn't know what to expect when I stumbled across this site, but I'm glad I did!! :)
    scottie1974 scottie1974 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    Empathy to oneself is essential for a good quality of life and for building good relationships with others. If you've been through something hurtful and if you're aware of what's...
    naranja naranja 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    When all is said and done, when all is agreed and finished, when something start and is in need of help. The day you fall and need a hand. When you get hurt and need a shoulder...
    LoveWithoutEnd LoveWithoutEnd 13-15, M Apr 4

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    attention parents of central Florida If you need a disciplinarian for your kids msg me
    mistreszmayhem mistreszmayhem 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    I forgive you completely. I hope you find peace
    emmanuel04 emmanuel04 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    the only thing i can do for you is to pray for your good health and happiness in life. i love you. goodbye!
    moonriver99 moonriver99 22-25, F Apr 6

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    Though You won’t see me in near proximity but I'll be the ribbon around your heart and my love will be deep within, this pleasure I promise will be mine till the end of time. I...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 1 Response Apr 7

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    Your name I whisper to that bewitching soul, Yearning for a glimpse of your breathless ardor, I dream of thee eyes wide open, Longing for your spirit to flood my being, Come...
    urbannomad6699 urbannomad6699 36-40, M Apr 7

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    You. The person who keeps holding me back. Time is wasted on waiting for you who will never come to me. You. Who never seem to care about me even though I care that much about...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 days ago

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    How long has it been? A day, a week, a month, a year or two? It does not matter. What does is the wonderful time we had together. The endless days and nights i could wrap my arms...
    WGKhaos WGKhaos 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    This is actually what your family is for! I always go till my parents and my brother when I'm sad or having a problem! your parents are always there for you whether you believe it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 day ago

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    It breaks my heart when a good thing ends.... I am sooooo naive and stupid for believing the lies... As it goes with life Heartbreak everywhere. I feel sad. I will never forget...
    kayblue kayblue 36-40, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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