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I Have a Funny Song For You

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 45 People

    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    DarkPeridot DarkPeridot 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2010

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    To my 1997 F-350, when I got you from craigslists I didn't know what a good and loyal truck you would be. Here a song for you. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZiQ89_s67Q and another...
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    You willingly choose to be the other woman, the path off your destruction is filled with pain and heartache. You would have stopped at nothing to take what was never yours to...
    Jay04Sch Jay04Sch 36-40, F 3 Responses May 2

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    Actually this isn't just a song for one day ..it's a song for all time. It's for hubs who is being his usual brilliant self at the moment.He's working his magic ..making...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 7 Responses Apr 30

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    Sometimes a song will touch your heart........ Stairway to Heaven is one such song for me and this version is genuinely amazing.......I hope you enjoy it. Stairway to Heaven...
    MatureBabe MatureBabe 56-60, F 1 Response May 7

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    I have been looking for this song that I used to listen to with my mom it's been 2 years and I was getting ready for bed I'M listening to Pandora and my song came on it's called...
    Makeeshaosborn Makeeshaosborn 13-15, F May 18

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    I always have a song stuck in my head and sometimes it annoys the crap out of me. I will be taking a test and some song won't stop replaying itself.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I think the songs that describe me and my struggles pretty well would be There for You by Flyleaf mixed with Written in the Stars by Tyga.
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 14

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    Enchanted" (cover/reply to Taylor Swift's song) from AZLyrics There I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity Shifting...
    Sil833 Sil833 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    you know you love me I know you care just shout when ever and I ll be there .you are my love you are my heart and we would never never ever be apart. are we an item? girl. quit...
    Lilyalexandergia Lilyalexandergia 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    This Is for you Hypnotia... Giggles
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock your door 5,6 grab your crucifix 7,8 gonna stay up late 9,10 never sleep again! I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! -.- Damnnit Freddy...
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    To My love... Heart beats fast Colors and promises How to be brave? How can I love when I'm afraid to fall? But watching you stand alone, All of my doubt suddenly goes away...
    traceyannmay traceyannmay 22-25, F 1 Response May 1

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    This is for you, As much as you hurt me, I forgive you. I can't let you gain from my pain any longer. I no longer hate you, but I pity you. You no longer hold the strings...
    StartsWithOne StartsWithOne 26-30, M May 17

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    If you make a profound impression on me I'm not likely to forget your name, if you have told me it. But don't hold me to that! To many here my name, although distinct, is...
    Astrucbmt Astrucbmt 22-25, F 5 Responses May 13

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    To my dearest EP friend. We have been friends for a long time. We trust each other with all our feelings, thoughts and secrets. Lots of positive things happened thanks to great...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 2 Responses May 13

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    I wasnt a good sister to you and I regret that. I also regret that I never had the chance to tell you how much I care and how much I love you. I miss you everyday. I miss your...
    Somecrazygurl Somecrazygurl 18-21, F May 14

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    If I had no voice if I had no tongue I'd dance for you like the rising sun!
    DeborahLiving DeborahLiving 18-21, F May 19

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    " Sometimes life may seem like just painful chapters of goodbyes , but that´s what makes our time here worth it and special , is to enjoy every second you have with the people you...
    anderlr anderlr 13-15, M May 4

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    As you are contemplating which prom dress to pick, this year you may consider going for short dresses. Short prom dresses are getting stylish day-by-day, in addition they look...
    okbridal okbridal 26-30, M May 6

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    I have no problem with you being you. I have no problem with you being religious or atheist, gay, straight, male, female or anything in between or outside of those boxes. I don't...
    JSUNJ JSUNJ 36-40, M 1 Response May 11

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    HEART HELP Vitamin B-5 lowers cholesterol, and so does walnuts and almonds. I think almonds are the best. ORGANIC Apple Cider Vinegar with "mother" is so great for the heart. I...
    ArtLover01 ArtLover01 66-70, F 1 Response May 11

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    I don't know why you have such a hold over me. I was fine going through the motions of my daily life. I don't know how or when it happened. You saw something in me that you...
    Lindy0515 Lindy0515 46-50, F 2 Responses May 16

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    I know that you can not read this and I am kind of glad that you can't, but I am writing this for you..... At the start of January everything was great.... You were trying so hard...
    FFPower FFPower 22-25, M 1 Response May 16

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    I know that you can not read this and I am kind of glad that you can't, but I am writing this for you..... At the start of January everything was great.... You were trying so hard...
    FFPower FFPower 22-25, M May 16

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    I'm not a good writer but I just want to write something who cheated me the most!!! I fell really hard for you, every second I fell deeper and deepr for you, Every second I see you...
    alekya99 alekya99 16-17, F 1 Response May 16

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    Chesca, I know you don't have EP, and that's perfectly fine. It's amazing actually. From the first time we met, we clicked. We were friends straight away, and we hung out...
    LemStark LemStark 16-17, M 1 Response May 17

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    I may never understand your sudden hatred for me, why you have chosen to ''end'' our friendship. I probably never will.Did I see it coming, yes. History repeats itself. You want...
    huttuh huttuh 18-21, M May 20

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    If you're in Northern New Jersey and have a high degree of empathy, join my meetup group. Http://meetup.com/NNJ-Empathy-Meetup/ We already have over 40 members. Our next Meetup...
    Roxvox Roxvox 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    Right Choice Pools - Pool builder Coral Springs This is a situation that many people which has a pool into their front/back yard might have encountered. You call some folks at the...
    RightChoicePoolsfl RightChoicePoolsfl 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    If only you understood how deeply I care for you, maybe things could be a little easier for you. I wish I could change the past even though without it, you and I probably wouldn't...
    Kkgunny Kkgunny 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    I have been single for way to long. All my friends are happy with their significant others. I am plus sized and it hurts. We are studying Romeo and Juliet in school and I'm...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 6

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    I have to live this life that is given to me ,only then I will understand what do i have to live for.If I will quit before my time naturaly death comes Then the some thought will...
    ola2 ola2 41-45, M May 17

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