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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    TheMinecraftGoth TheMinecraftGoth 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    More than words- Extreme It's a great song :)
    DoorMattress DoorMattress 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 3

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    Psycho by: meeee VERSE ONE  My monsters haunt me and they taunt me in the night I turn to razors just cuz blood's a pretty sight  But I'm fine Shut up I'm fine Cry myself to...
    PorcelainGrenade PorcelainGrenade 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    A tip from me to you...I will never reply to a private message that simply says 'hi' unless we've previously communicated on EP. The best way to get a reply is to state exactly...
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss 36-40, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Here it is. I was an awkward kid and not much has changed. I still feel like I fade into the background most days...but being "green" ain't all bad.
    Myfairlady1 Myfairlady1 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Take heed... http://www.msn.com/en-gb/health/familyhealth/study-reveals-the-most-dangerous-sex-position
    nunos nunos 51-55, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    The Worst by Jhene Aiko The song is perfect for my OW low moments.I have been listening to it over and over driving my girlfriends crazy! They are like...your heart is not broken...
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    I always find the period between Christmas and New Year is a time for reflection.......This is my song for today......Just a little bit of your heart - Ariana Grande. 
    MatureBabe MatureBabe 56-60, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    Thinking of someone special......This is my song for today.......Rain - GaelleHope you enjoy it x
    MatureBabe MatureBabe 56-60, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    A new day....new challenges....but we carry on!My song for today....Don't give up - Peter Gabriel (ft Kate Bush)
    MatureBabe MatureBabe 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    I miss you so much. I miss your hugs and our weird handshakes. I miss your smile. I miss your calls at ridiculous hours of the night, just to say hi. I miss your funny outlook on...
    KOOLKAT446 KOOLKAT446 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    For You my darling ... Happy new year XXXX
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    For all that you are to me. For all that you've been. For your words that comfort me when I'm about to give in. For your loving soul always trying to give me a grin. For your...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 3

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    for you my dearest Hypnotia
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    There is love burning to find you Will you wait for me? Will you be there? Your silence haunts me But I still hunger for you
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jan 10

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    Fore ever and always in my dreams and always in my heart .. Forever yours my love ..
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    Looking in your eyes I see a paradise This world that I've found Is too good to be true Standing here beside you Want so much to give you This love in my heart that I'm...
    beautifulbutsoulless beautifulbutsoulless 46-50, F Jan 18

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    And I don't believe in the existence of angelsBut looking at you I wonder if that's trueBut if I did I would summon them togetherAnd ask them to watch over youAnd to each burn a...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 41-45, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    "Million Dollar Houses (The Painter)" - Pierce The Veil So what if I was just a painter painting houses on the rich blue coast? Would you ever try to leave me for somebody who...
    PorcelainGrenade PorcelainGrenade 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Even though you're a being a jerk face and I don't know where our friendship stands right now since you're giving me the silent treatment and ignoring my snaps when really I'm the...
    LilahWolf LilahWolf 16-17, F Jan 6

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    How can I forget you when your always on my mind? How can I not want you when your all I want inside? How can I let you go when I can't see us apart? How can I not love you when...
    ImRaven ImRaven 66-70, M a week ago

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    You promised you will follow. ..I will be waiting for you until we see each other again. I miss you!
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Different nations have different reserve requirements as well. The banks could loan out substantially more than they have thus creating a substantial portfolio, which would be...
    Georgebankssi1 Georgebankssi1 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    Avoid feeding pity feelings. Feeding your own pity becomes addictive. Getting attention by feeling sorry for yourself and doing regularly is addictive. Now and again it's ok. But...
    paliglass paliglass 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    If you are in love with someone that you agreed to do a friends with benefits thing with and they know. STOP that crap right now because they don't really care about you. Or if you...
    mypawshaveprints mypawshaveprints 18-21, F Dec 29, 2014

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    I was sitting here thinking of the words I want to say, but they just wouldn't come out right so I found a different way I got a piece of paper and I wrote this poem for you...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M Dec 31, 2014

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    In their 20s, and who have no kids. My reasoning behind this is there is plenty of support for young people who do have kids, yet I haven't heard of or seen a group or organization...
    iamnikki iamnikki 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I still remember the first time I fell for you; I haven't gotten up since.....:)
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 2

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    its actually over. but ill never ever forget what we had. its pretty sad that i honestly dont even know if you loved me. you go from the break up to being perfectly fine. like you...
    Ebolaa Ebolaa 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 4

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    I feel really alone. I have no one really to talk to. I received a disturbing phone call from my recently estranged mother saying between hysterics and sobs on my voicemail that...
    jaxpdx jaxpdx 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    I am happy for you. I hope now that you have found that happiness with someone else that you can see what I was always trying to say. You didn't love me, you were infatuated with...
    IllusiveLittleMe IllusiveLittleMe 26-30, F Jan 4

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    I haven't eaten for 3 days now... Yep... Don't judge.
    SweetAlone13 SweetAlone13 13-15, F Jan 4

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    I will always be here for you and will always care for you. You are just another amazing woman. You still make me smile even though your not on. I am glad that you have found...
    Uoaman Uoaman 36-40, M Jan 5

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    Is this enough bbc for you??
    cinemakid93 cinemakid93 18-21, M 4 Responses Jan 6

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    I will be here for you. You can come to me with anything, I promise I won't judge EVER.
    HappyHeart555 HappyHeart555 13-15, F Jan 9

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    I couldn't forget you even if I wanted to. And I did want to. For so long I tried to shut you out of my mind, tried to focus on something that wasn't you. I thought leaving you was...
    TrappedInAWonderland TrappedInAWonderland 16-17, F Jan 10

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    I won't ever forgive you. For making me fall in love with you, for making me feel like it was you I was meant to be with forever. I hate the way you made me want to get dressed up...
    H3lt3rSk3lt3r H3lt3rSk3lt3r 18-21, F Jan 14

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    How Can I forget your lips are like a fine fruit on my tongue
    ImRaven ImRaven 66-70, M 6 days ago

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    Not just men that are disrespectful..... I have lost respect for anyone that is disrespectful
    ElissaAcosta ElissaAcosta 16-17, F 5 days ago

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