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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 46-50, M 3 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    BloodRedCreepyPasta BloodRedCreepyPasta 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    This song if for an ugly pretentious bi'ch c'nt I once knew.And for all the pretentious bi'ch c'nts like her.If you don't like what you get you'll get what you truly deserve. When...
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 2 days ago

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    West Coast by The Neighbourhood. All their songs are rad in actuality and you need to check them out.
    flyoffsomewhere flyoffsomewhere 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You   
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 1 Response Jul 8

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    ​Let Me Love You     
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 6 days ago

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    I WANNA DANCE TONIGHT WITH YOU   
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 6 days ago

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    I'm lying they are just for me and my phone. Biscuit crumbs all over hmmmmm.....
    Boxergirll Boxergirll 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 16

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    ​Massive Attack - Angel Live 
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 4 days ago

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    ​Coldplay - Atlas     
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 3 days ago

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    Bring on the hate!An old classic. 
    stillthedeadman stillthedeadman 70+ 2 days ago

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    A Few Actually I occasionally come across songs on YouTube that I end up liking, except when I try to find the lyrics, they don't exist. I only keep finding the song without the...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    A beautiful song this for you my dearest Hypnotia
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    Wait for you By Elliot Yamin
    LRxIce LRxIce 18-21, F Jul 10

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    For you sweet Minty bear. XXXXXXX Forever in my heart.
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Waiting for you. For long long time. Believe in you. Writing many poetry, column, lyrics on you. Singing many songs . Don't know how to reach you .But one day I known u will find...
    Smunai Smunai 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    For you my darling Hypnotia XXXX
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    u seem like an illusion as though i made you up in my head. i try to get to know u but i never can. ive searched for you, though i always come up empty handed. im starting to...
    sadisticbitch sadisticbitch 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    I won't forgive you my ******* ***** of a ex.You used me.Lied to me.Ill never forgive you.Never.
    ItsAllMyFaultxx ItsAllMyFaultxx 13-15, M Jul 14

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    Forgiving you would require me accepting what you did. Impossible. so do me a favour and please leave me alone. You know who you are.
    countrygirl997 countrygirl997 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    i have BIG plans for my future and thinking about it makes me so thrilled. as right now i am really frustrated that my plans are not working out. i keep telling myself that God's...
    karly21 karly21 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    For you my darling ... I love you xx
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    Have no fear, I'm near When you feel all alone inside your heart, don't be scared to fall apart. Think of precious times when you have no fear, in these moments I'll be always...
    silvermoon9619 silvermoon9619 16-17, F Jun 30

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    I may have a thing for older guys but it doesn't mean you have to send me pictures of your private areas. I am capable of going through a conversation without it. I don't know why...
    chandy2014 chandy2014 18-21, F Jul 2

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    I was walking into a resturaunt for lunch and I see a young man in a wheel chair with incomplete growth of his legs approaching the double doors to open it. So, I open my side as...
    IntomeYousee IntomeYousee 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 2

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    I have a weakness for redheads and it's not true thy have souls
    kushboy303 kushboy303 18-21, M Jul 4

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    It's been so long...in general, but the last time I saw you must have been 2 years ago anyway... M.L...God, why can't I forget you?? We can't be together, you have your life and I...
    Chimera1019 Chimera1019 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    As I come home from church I see that you're still so hurt and unwilling to give yourself, all of yourself over to the one you call Lord. This anger, bitterness, and hurt you hold...
    notgivingintothisworld notgivingintothisworld 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    Being a dream woman for yourself
    CathyHoang CathyHoang 26-30, F Jul 9

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    Why my heart calls why do I miss you so much. I wondered often until I realised You were hidden in my heart as its desire, my love since long. I have loved you since ages .You...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Jul 12

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    You came into my life as just another person. I didn't accept for you to be the one I'd start falling for.. The one who finally made me happy. But I'm the dumbass who didn't...
    KittayGoesRawrxD KittayGoesRawrxD 16-17, F Jul 13

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    i wanted to do this because i know you don't realize how special you are. you are the only person i wouldn't survive without you are the only person i would do anything for and i...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M Jul 14

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    for me it is my first designer saree, which i have made all the designing, weaving and dyeing myself. thanks to unnatisilks giving me this opportunity, thanks for your belief on me...
    akeerarai akeerarai 22-25, F Jul 17

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    Early 2012, I fell in love with a girl who was together with a guy at that time and she fell in love with me, too. The situation is such that while she loves him, she's not in love...
    DarkCrusaderz DarkCrusaderz 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    You have a tough life, but you have made mine easier. You have completly changed my life for the better:) I use to believe that I had nothing to live for and no one would miss me...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    Well, if I have enough time to react to the bullet and leap...surely you have enough time to get out of the way yourself??? But, if you don't see the bullet coming, I'd gladly stop...
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    i tried so hard... i knew it was wrong and that i could get arrested for it... i tried to stay away... but i could not. i fell for you alyssa. and i know your my soulmate... every...
    GhostieDSE GhostieDSE 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Let's face it in life, if your too stuck up in the past-you get buried by it. So consumed by it that it makes you edgy and degrade yourself even if you have chances to get your...
    Sei02 Sei02 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    If That's What It Takes"You're the bravest of hearts, you're the strongest of soulsYou're my light in the dark, you're the place I call homeYou can say it's all right, but I know...
    heavensmissinanangel heavensmissinanangel 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    There’s a thought in my mind but my lips can’t find the appropriate words, each word is pinching though the silence has been kind. My heart wants to sing but I feel out of...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 16 hrs ago

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    no matter what i will wait here until the day u decide to love me back and i will wait until the day u truely want me and i will wait until the day u can make me happy again and i...
    xxSuicidalPrincessxx xxSuicidalPrincessxx 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 29

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    My first crush was on a girl in junior school with red hair. Oh my god I have loved her forever! I will never get over her. I just adored her hair, her face, her body, everything...
    Prettyjennifer2004 Prettyjennifer2004 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 3