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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label - this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Bunnies - pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    Baked Potato - Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Horse Song - shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes. - Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then... - Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 46-50, M 3 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    Don't Shoot Me Santa -
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    but unfortunately you took it just a little too far. A little too much mental manipulation. No matter how much I love you, it's completely done. But you can always take solace in...
    Alexdrunkunc Alexdrunkunc 18-21 Mar 22

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    I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave...
    unknown159231 unknown159231 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    A new one for me Loss Carnival of Rust by Poets of the Fall
    heysho heysho 36-40, F Mar 19

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    Longing Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat - Lucky
    heysho heysho 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    I've written so many poems, letters, and songs to/for people throughout my life that counting them would be impossible. If you have struck a strong emotion within me you will...
    Boo37 Boo37 13-15, F Mar 29

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    I think this time, i just can dedicated one song for us, Usher - Separated "Why don't you go your way And I'll go mine Live your life And I'll live mine Baby, you'll do well And...
    Sk203 Sk203 18-21, F Apr 5

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    You belong. That voice that tells you you're alone, it's not a friend of yours. IT. IS. A. LIAR. Stop believing it. instead stay here awhile and rest your weary mind. Forgive...
    geminina geminina 31-35, F Mar 27

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    But I am getting so tired and my heart is so bruised and broken. Where are you? I really need you right now. I have been waiting so long for you...the one that i kiss goodnight...
    Arcavala Arcavala 31-35, F Apr 6

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    I want to sing for my angel so badly. I love singing when I'm alone, and I'm very serious about it..I'm not ready to be judged by my friends or family, they've never heard me sing...
    SarahBear907 SarahBear907 16-17, F Mar 17

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    It is a nice feeling when you know that some one loves you, misses you, needs you but it is better when you know that's some one never ever forgets you That's me ☺️
    EvilBoys EvilBoys 16-17, M Mar 19

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    if there is anyone out there who feels alone and just simply needs someone to talk to or someone to listen to them , i am here for you, i know how you feel !!<3 message me...
    beyoutifulbliss beyoutifulbliss 16-17, F Mar 22

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    Being the youngest of four siblings, I grew up constantly comparing my progression in life with that of my family and peers. I compared my academic and professional performance...
    Hincty Hincty 22-25, F Mar 23

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    You will never see that I'm here for you no matter what happens I'm always here what ever goes by I'm here. Your the most important thing in my life which is crazy cause I don't...
    KaayCollins KaayCollins 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    I hate you, but I will always love you. I want to never see you again, but I look for you everywhere I go. I don’t want to hear your voice, but you’re the only person I want...
    NeonaWolfe NeonaWolfe 16-17, F Mar 31

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    I am waiting for you, do you know it? Why are you avoiding me. He is avoiding me. WHY. I am going crazy I am telling you.. Please say something..
    Jaqque23 Jaqque23 18-21, F Apr 1

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    To my best friend Jasmine :DD. Jasmine your cool and just like me :-). Your a sweetheart and stay that way :-). I wish we lived closer so we can hang out. She makes me smile and I...
    2chainzrocks 2chainzrocks 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    I would love for you to see my light blue thong underneath my short skirt and immediately get a ***** :)
    slutbunny126 slutbunny126 16-17, F 6 Responses Apr 5

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    Look, I might come across a little hostile at first but if you respect me and show that you are a decent human being then I am right here for you. P.S If there is someone who you...
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M Apr 7

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    Even if I disagree with you I will fight for your right to express your opinion. Once we lose this freedom of expression we are lost as a society.
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    Now you know I've been crazy for you this entire time.
    InsaneNefelibata InsaneNefelibata 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    I also have a thing for BBC! My girlfriend and I will go out to nightclubs and meet a good-looking black guy and most times bring him back to our hotel room and play all night long...
    chris69er chris69er 41-45, M 8 Responses Mar 19

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    😍❤️Wrote this for MY LOVE❤️😍 Surrounded by shadows of darkness and doubt, My heart was collapsing as my lungs filled with clouds, My eyes swelling as my emotions...
    Islandkween Islandkween 18-21, F Mar 23

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    I AM Sorry, For not able to completely forget you, It's not something that is easy to do for me, Maybe it will be, One day in the future, When i'm done picking up the missing...
    jessycarcher jessycarcher 22-25, F Mar 28

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    A7mad I miss you so much have already had try to get over you but I couldn't. Today I entered your number to call you but I was so afraid that you won't remember me anymore...my...
    unknown159231 unknown159231 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    Still I find myself thinking of you, when my mind wonders it's you it wonders to. I wish we could of stayed friends at least, I got that you never loved or wanted "ME" but I can't...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Apr 2

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    Do you remember this hand, the one that fitted yours so well. The hand that held your face when I looked in to your eyes. The hand that searched for yours where ever we was, not...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Apr 2

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    I'd do anything for you. Your my everything, your my rock, your my best friend, your my lover. I feel no matter how bad i could come to you i could be a sobbing mess on the floor...
    Citygirl06 Citygirl06 13-15, F Apr 2

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    If you ever find this, against all the odds, I want you to know that as soon as I met you, I saw that here was something special about you, you stood out to me. I spoke to you and...
    whatafreak whatafreak 18-21, F Apr 3

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    Dear crush, I have liked you all this year and you finally noticed me. You told me I was "cute" you called me "sweetie pie." We dated for a few weeks but you broke us apart. You...
    Inlovewithtecher Inlovewithtecher 16-17, F Apr 5

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    It's ok. You don't have to love me back, after all I'm not really your type. Even though we are best friends, I've always felt like we were more. I know someone out there will be...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    Since joining this site, I have noticed what I feel are a lot of relationship faux pas' that are obvious, especially when it comes to how a lot of younger people are relating to...
    Silenthawk Silenthawk 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I have a list for my life. It's my life plan. First- finish high school with great grades and a job. Second- get into a good collage and get good grades and a degree in...
    VioletCarroll VioletCarroll 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Actually, I've always been single, never had a girlfriend and I'm 18 and already going to a university, and it is embarrasing. It makes me feel like I'm not worth for any girl. I...
    DeniedWings DeniedWings 18-21, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Sky blue, how I find you desirable in all shades of blue. Red rouge, her blush has crushed my heart with nothing to view. Green eyes, tell lies Grey eyes, time flies Purple daze I...
    XnOXnO XnOXnO 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    This message if for PREACHERSBOY. This young man is very sweet, kind, caring but he lives in a state of parental abuse. I just want you to know that I believe your parents found...
    iamwarped iamwarped 66-70, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I thought when my mum died that nothing could get worse but it did, i not only lost my mum i ended up losing what i thought was my female soulmate, bestfriend, lover. I have to...
    BrokenAngel35 BrokenAngel35 31-35, F Mar 23

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    I know that I completely screwed everything up between me and my ex (fb) because I wanted him to be my bf. maybe we will be friends one day, but I'm giving him his space until...
    svsanch svsanch 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    AgeMeet.com, a website specifically designed for older man younger woman relationships and older woman younger man relationships. AgeMeet.com is the world's first, largest and most...
    fionacc12 fionacc12 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    AgeMeet.com, a website specifically designed for older man younger woman relationships and older woman younger man relationships. AgeMeet.com is the world's first, largest and most...
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    To the patients who have Lupus or other diseases, what diseases do you have? How long have you had it? Do you feel this diseases is going kill you? Got any "I almost died...
    heartbroken69 heartbroken69 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I don't have enough means to communicate with you yet you decided to just shut down the only remaining medium that keeps us somehow connected. That's awful of you, you must know...
    kixisback kixisback 22-25 2 Responses Apr 5

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    you, i wish i could forget you, not because we had such bad memories and stuff but because we had so much fun talking to each other. the memories that i dont want to be just...
    iloveAdamL iloveAdamL 70+ 3 days ago

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    I don't want to live my whole life in self pity and torturing myself with your thoughts but why is it that your thoughts follow me wherever I go?Why is it that I have built a wall...
    Susana1985 Susana1985 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgp65UnPxA I love this song, especially this cover version :)
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F Mar 27

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    I'm from Belgium, there's a Dutch musicband called Clouseau, and they wrote this song "Het zit vanbinnen" which means "It's inside" about beauty, that real beauty is inside people...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 24