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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    WitchOfTheBermudaTriangle WitchOfTheBermudaTriangle 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Balance the number of experiences and friends you have :) Good luck with that. #100thStory
    ZADoubleMesser ZADoubleMesser 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    If you didn't invite me to your birthday why should you be upset if I didn't invite you to mine?
    wherethewildthingswere wherethewildthingswere 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    So you are a looking to be a professional photographer and want to set up shop but don’t know how to attract clients? Don’t be overly worried, you are not alone! This is a...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M Nov 25

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    A lovestruck Romeo sings a streetsuss a serenade Laying everybody low with a love song that he made Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade Says something like, "You and me...
    silenttomorrows silenttomorrows 51-55, M 3 Responses Nov 29

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    I have this song stuck in my head band cattle decapitation song forced gendereassignment Why do we hate what we don't understand? Forced into a body and damned with intelligence...
    666satanist 666satanist 13-15, M Nov 26

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    You've Got a friend by Gloria Estefan, Celin Dion, Carol King http//youtu.be/LxkGpxpCdt4 I had a meltdown this morning..cried for what seemed like hours...My sweet friend...
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 1

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    Don't expect any political correctness here. If you adhere to a religion, a certain extent of willful ignorance, or at least misinformation, is implied. And I do not respect...
    FryyM FryyM 22-25, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    when this plays on my mp3 player at the gym it sends me into beast mode if I am not already into it - Queens Of The Stone Age - Song For The Dead ... this clip is great a live one...
    Soroe Soroe 36-40, M Dec 5

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    I have the song Hater by Korn stuck in my head for the past 3 days lol. 🎼🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎧🎧🎧🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎼🎼🎶🎶🎶🎶
    TerraMeranda TerraMeranda 13-15, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    I have been listening to this song for days and just can't stop. It's so sad
    imgivingupnow imgivingupnow 18-21, F Dec 3

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    My boyfriend sent it to me..Being a 60s fan I thought I had heard every song but I had missed a phenomenal one! "Say A Little Prayer." The moment I wake up and I put on my makeup I...
    DawnAquarius18 DawnAquarius18 18-21, F Dec 12

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    THIS IS A SONG FOR MY MOTHER BY THE LEGENDARY KING OF EAST INDIAN MUSIC IN TRINIDAD & TOBAGO NAMED SUNDAR POPO... YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE BY: SUNDAR POPO A mothers love should never...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I have many infact but this one is my song for today and perhaps for weeks to come as it's very meaningful to me right now. http://youtu.be/PzRH8vaQViY Oh hey, I was listening...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    LUCY ANGEL CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT Enter for your chance to win a FREE iPhone 6 All you've gotta do is download the single "Crazy Too" by Lucy Angel from iTunes, Amazon or Google...
    LoveMusicDreams LoveMusicDreams 26-30, F Dec 5

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    To: "You" From: Me No Doubt "Spiderwebs" You think that we connect That the chemistry's correct Your words walk right through my ears Presuming I like what I hear And now I'm...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I Choose by India Arie "I have reached a fork in my life Nothing is gonna happen ...unless i choose..." "I choose to be authentic in everything i do....."
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 27

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    How could I not be, you are simply amazing.. Very beautiful, very intelligent and a marvelous sense of humor.. And the more I know about you, the more I realize how truly wonderful...
    ReallyBill ReallyBill 36-40, M 1 Response Nov 22

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    Not here for your fun and pleasure. Dirty comments on my photos, stories and whiteboard is not tolerated nor messages propositioning me. Your distasteful literature on my page...
    AcousticAnne AcousticAnne 26-30, F 5 Responses Nov 23

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    Empty Bowls...The day after Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the holiday season. It is the annual event of "Empty Bowls" to benefit the Idaho Food Bank. Throughout the year the...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 14 Responses Nov 26

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    I'll never forget you I never thought I'd say this but without your love I can't go on I fall before you Though I've tried to forget The emptiness feels the same Grieving for...
    BeautifulPetal BeautifulPetal 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 26

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    When you left me I didn't cry, I was angry at you for leaving me and not saying goodbye. I was so use of going through things and you have my back: now look at me: sad, alone and...
    ladylare ladylare 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    I Wrote This For You ♡ A Short Poem...
    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate 36-40, M Nov 28

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    A Little Rhyme I'm Whistling Dixie_ if its lookin iffy, Jimminy cricket ! thinkin twice, twitter N until you twerk it_And jerk it loose_then choose_ Superhero with love givin all...
    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate 36-40, M Nov 28

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    διχχ gυηηδ *_--//;!!:*:"""'('";!'!''! !*Im not afraid... I was BORN for*! this sh!ττ/ Loves ξpic scripits ripps Siχχ δtring blues. Through universal digital...
    letsloveloSETHehate letsloveloSETHehate 36-40, M Nov 28

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    KRUSTY CRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAB pizza for you and MeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
    disasterland disasterland 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    The number one pizza for you and me!
    RainyDay48 RainyDay48 26-30, F 4 Responses Nov 29

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    My grandmother says that we all have that someone special, and those special things that happen between two people that we need to keep to ourselves. I didn't think it could ever...
    starkizzed21 starkizzed21 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    GalileoAbraham LincolnVincent Van Gogh Walt WhitmanRachel Carson Galileo, Abraham Lincoln, Vincent Van Gogh, Walt Whitman, Rachel Carson — our history is filled with a familiar...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    Colorless are the pearls that flow from my eye banks still so many portraits I paint from them. At times watching them when I get lost in the path of darkness.I caress my heart...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Dec 2

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    God never forgets you are there. We all have stress and worries, myself included. I too have been there many times and had to rely on God to help me find my way. I will pray that...
    hagenwhite3101 hagenwhite3101 41-45, M Dec 3

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    I'm type of guy that would bend over backwards for you.. If you need a hug I drive over to you and give a hug..
    horneybear79912 horneybear79912 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    My love is 23 years older than me. We met a few years ago online via AgeMeet.com. It was totally platonic but I broke off contact due to doing other things in my life, I wasn't...
    cassiecc11 cassiecc11 26-30, F Dec 4

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    My love is 23 years older than me. We met a few years ago online via AgeMeet.com. It was totally platonic but I broke off contact due to doing other things in my life, I wasn't...
    fergieCC12 fergieCC12 26-30, F Dec 4

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    It bothers me when people post things like, "I'm bored someone talk to me". Geeze, what are we clowns for your entertainment?! No freaking way am I talking to you just for you to...
    DiscipleRomans116 DiscipleRomans116 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 5

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    I have been cooking for a little over 15 years or so professionally and Love every aspect about the Culinary World. One of my fondest memories about the culinary world was my...
    FatFur FatFur 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 6

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    Without you I'm lost, I'm that man who has never been, I'm non. With you I'm back alive! I'm waiting for you as I used to do all my life. It is my fate and bless: to love every...
    Freetune Freetune 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    My love is 23 years older than me. We met a few years ago online via AgeMeet.com. It was totally platonic but I broke off contact due to doing other things in my life, I wasn't...
    candycc12 candycc12 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    i'll be waiting for you :) i will never go just to talk with you
    jetpatrick jetpatrick 22-25 Dec 10