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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    ElviraGoth ElviraGoth 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    My mind is getting a soft reboot.See you soon, Tuesday.Anyway, this is my favorite remix of this song.  
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F Sep 28

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    I'm wondering, how do I tell if the things that I struggle with such as depression, mood swings, stressing about things, especially social situations of all sorts..... How would I...
    hanskywalker hanskywalker 18-21, F Sep 28

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    My profile on here is very outdated. A lot of the things I posted came from a time when I had no idea what I was talking about. I am in the process of fixing it (I remove about 20...
    BayareaCD BayareaCD 18-21, T Oct 4

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    There is a song that I've listened to ever since i was a little girl that I absolutely love. There is absolutely no other song that does this to me. I didn't quite understand it...
    childintime2017 childintime2017 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    There is a song called Young Blood by the Naked And Famous and every-time i here that song i think how lucky i am to be alive
    Kitry Kitry 13-15, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    What song reminds you?...I'd like to know?
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 26

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    My song for today is a deep,resonating examination into the human spirit. Deep in it's melancholic state, it gives one real insight into the human condition. I refer of course to...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Oct 17

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    I have been married for 34 years and during this time I have had the suspicion that my husband was unfaithful to me. We had many arguments and he denied it every time calling me a...
    entropy1 entropy1 51-55, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    Are you a businessman? Are you a music-lover? Are you a travel fan? With no matter everything you do and whom you are, you possibly often enter into trouble of electric batteries...
    electricproducts electricproducts 18-21, F Sep 27

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    You can find an abundance of deck House on 3 distinctive picket decks with seats and cushions to take it easy within the shade or sunbathe through the cruise, but don’t...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M Sep 28

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    Have you seen those guys!? Yea the pizza comes cold and a few hours late, Yea they forget your drinks, But I'll be damned those people have style with their rocks :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    Not just for you, but for everyone who needs a friend :)
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 4

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    A friend of mine got into an argument with my brother a couple months ago and said some unforgivable things about my uncle who passed away. Now the only time I get to see my Godson...
    NateisBatman NateisBatman 18-21, T Oct 10

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    Just Wanted To Let Everyone Know That You Can Message Me With Anything i Will Listen 💕💕💕 im here for you guys
    tatianax3 tatianax3 16-17, F Oct 11

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    if you are a friend of mine and if you need anything then I'll be there for you 24/7
    SouthernBella89 SouthernBella89 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 13

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    How can we regenerate blood? Hits add life and regeneration life per second! For my personal view, the price of advanced weapons with these attributes would rise up in the future...
    ykqlm ykqlm 26-30, M Oct 13

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    No matter what happens I will be here for you :) I will never go anywhere and nothing will ever take priority over you. I will not lose you over anything silly and I refuse to :)
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 15

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    Just leave a message babe, i'll be there for you!
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M Oct 16

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    I walked the streets today The streets that we used to walk every time we met....... I saw us walking together Hand in Hand Laughing Kissing So close to each other To keep each...
    BackInTheDark BackInTheDark 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Travel is an amazing adventure that allows you to learn about yourself. Travel affords individuals the chance to meet intriguing people while escaping the daily grind.Leave your...
    Alexander6654qux8 Alexander6654qux8 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    Thank you Dear God for all things you've done. Thank you for the life of tests, trials, blessings and abundance. Thank you for your unfailing love. Thank you for the wisdom. Dear...
    Manhater013 Manhater013 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This is more like a poem. Here I am, waiting for you again. There you will be, waiting on me again. Like to passing cars, shooting stars. Passing by when we are not waiting...
    RandomDudeFriend RandomDudeFriend 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I would take a bullet for you Becuz it'd break my heart in 2 If I saw that blood stain not on me, but on you So yes it may be cheeky, And also maybe corny, But I would take that...
    JazLife21 JazLife21 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Lol have to leave for court and work bye!! Lol
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53 18-21, F Oct 1

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    Wow man! Today, i realized i have been single for 17 years :O
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    Actually you're not my enemy, I'm my own worse enemy. You have taken everything from me, I have nothing left right now. Nothing more to lose. So I'm destroyed in ruins I remain...
    SwanNual SwanNual 22-25, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I wish this was true, but I don't know any platform I can do it by. My advice here has been well received of late, no idea why now compared with before it's the same stuff... But...
    cloudsoflife cloudsoflife 26-30, M 11 hrs ago

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    I think I might be in a minority here when I say that 70% of the songs on my phone are soundtracks from films. The most recent ones I bought were the songs from the 'Fury' OST...
    JacobStark JacobStark 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Weisses Fleisch by Rammstein. It's not a romantic song at all, it appeared in a piece of collaborative fiction we worked on together. Now whenever I hear it I feel pained, which I...
    RustinCohle RustinCohle 18-21, M Sep 26

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    "The only exception" by paramore. I always connected to the song because i saw how much pain my mom went through with my dad. Then i met someone who made me happy, and i couldnt...
    EllieAmazing EllieAmazing 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    I met a female many months ago online and we struck up a powerful soul mate bond but online and over distance. It did not dilute the intense feelings and emotions and the way we...
    Soroe Soroe 36-40, M 3 Responses Oct 16

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    All these raindrops fallin' on window got-me-lookin-for-my phone I wanna knooow can I sex you babyy. (Dun dun) and have you have any good sex lately-lately-lately lady. Heart of...
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    My 3rd First Love lol 2012 by Chris Brown . I kind of hate that song sometimes
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F Sep 26

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    Drake - 'take care' and 'your song' prefer the ellie goulding version :)
    jaymes14 jaymes14 18-21, M Sep 26

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    Rather be- clean bandit We both just know it's our song :)
    KarinaLin KarinaLin 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 27

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    Brand new- Guernica I remember my mom taking us to Dallas when I was 15. standing with his arms wrapped around me on the balcony at The Door as he sang every word of every song of...
    korifrancis korifrancis 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    My song today is dedicated to my lovely ..lovely family.. Which of course includes my wonderful hubby .. I love them all to bits...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 4 Responses Sep 29

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    Never mind the rain & grey skies today.This song brings back a lovely memory of roller skating on hot summers day.Aaah!
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 5 Responses Oct 13

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    Yes right now there is, the singer have quite lovely voice so this song always sticks with me, and the feeling because I'm very musical
    nonichecliche nonichecliche 18-21, F Oct 14

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    Beautiful Pain by Eminem. basically any song by Eminem
    batjokes batjokes 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 16