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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    ElviraGoth ElviraGoth 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    For my guy Ara --,'-@This song makes me smile and think of you.  
    SkateBoardz SkateBoardz 18-21, T Nov 9

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    Are You On Drugs? by The Dead Rabbits Yup. That's all I have to say.
    InsanityIsTheButterflysDrug InsanityIsTheButterflysDrug 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 17

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    finger eleven - Falling On This is to you who I consider close, to you who I adore and cherish. This is to the friends that feel alone and too scared to say they need help.
    shadow2233 shadow2233 18-21, M Nov 17

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    :D ;) 
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    It's called "Afraid" by The Neighbourhood, for some reason I love it so I bought it. http://youtu.be/GsLMoxa6xZ0 When I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 18-21, F Nov 6

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    Today's song children is..... Lucky lucky me. By Mr. Marvin Gaye It's only a couple of minutes long. And you'll be humming it all day!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 7

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    Any one ever been so overwhelmed with emotion and some pain that when u need to be letting it out by like crying or something you suck it up but then feel it go straight down to...
    yassbishh yassbishh 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    So you are a looking to be a professional photographer and want to set up shop but don’t know how to attract clients? Don’t be overly worried, you are not alone! This is a...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    I Choose by India Arie "I have reached a fork in my life Nothing is gonna happen ...unless i choose..." "I choose to be authentic in everything i do....."
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I've got a way of making everything a confrontation And you've got a way of bringing out the worst in me You see, it's just if I'm bored I'll find a way to make an accusation I've...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 17

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    Breezeblocks by alt-J. That stupid ******* song was "our" song, from the day I put it on that mixtape for you. You'd play it, Track 3, on repeat, singing to me, "I love you so, I...
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F Nov 18

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    This song it explains a lot. More than i can ever imagine. I have another song that describes my life perfectly. Because Of You- Kelly Clarkson I will not make the same mistakes...
    brokenlovatic1999 brokenlovatic1999 13-15, F Nov 17

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    I have this song stuck in my head band cattle decapitation song forced gendereassignment Why do we hate what we don't understand? Forced into a body and damned with intelligence...
    josesliknot josesliknot 13-15, M 21 hrs ago

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    I have two songs that describe me It's.. Stay with me by Sam smith & American girl by Bonnie McKee
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Nov 16

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    I'll lose some sales and my boss won't be happy, But I can't stop listening to the sound Of two soft voices Blended in perfection From the reels of this record that I've found...
    Vumsy Vumsy 18-21, M Nov 16

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    My Song for Today..... All of You by Diana Ross and Julio Iglesias..
    warriormama warriormama 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 18

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    For you sweet Minty Bear XXXXXX
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 15

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    Of course as always, my Pandora radio knows. This ones for you baby.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUusURCwXpY
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Wide awake, my mistake so predictable You were fake, I was great nothing personal I'm walking, who's laughing now? (Who's laughing, who's laughing now?) I'm wasted, wasting time...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 15

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    Bonnie...........this one's for you.   
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 15

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    Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Check it out Going out On the late night Looking tight Feeling nice It's a **** fight I can tell I just know That it's going down...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 18

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    I made a brand of my own poison that I gave to you It was the first of my experiments I’m going to put you through Now it’ll only make you dizzy, sick, and paralyzed I think...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F a week ago

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    Found your note the other day, right after you messaged me. Turns out I have been thinking about you too. Watching Friends or American Horror Story. Football games. Those nights...
    thereisnothingwrongwithyou thereisnothingwrongwithyou 18-21, F Nov 16

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    A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun...
    LT167 LT167 31-35, F 2 Responses Oct 27

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    For those who deal damage to yourself I want you to know that I care for you and will pray for you even if I don't know or like you. I am willing to end my life for you rather than...
    Thaiyeng Thaiyeng 13-15, M Oct 27

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    I will always be here for you ,text me whenever you need me I will drop anything I'm doing to help your ??
    AngieM12 AngieM12 13-15, F Oct 28

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    Have you found yourself with a court case and not sure how to find the right attorney. Maybe you're friends don't have experience with this specific type of case, and they don't...
    neinsteinassociates neinsteinassociates 26-30, M Oct 30

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    1.You're an @$$hole. --> "Then eat me." 2.**** you. --> "Unoriginal and unclever. You insult me more with your lack of effort, than the insult itself, so **** YOU." 3.(Any sort of...
    ShyShogan ShyShogan 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 1

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    I will forgive you all because I'm stronger, I will love you because I am wiser. I will be kind to you because know better in life. I will be someone stronger, kinder and although...
    SwanNual SwanNual 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    You might not know it now... And it might not make sense to any of you... But I love you all. Deep down I cherish your existence. Hopefully one of you will stumble across this in...
    greeksterman greeksterman 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 2

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    For you i'd walk through hell with a smile For you i'd swim round the world For you i'd fly to the moon and back For you i'd kill a dragon For you i'd fight an army For you i'd...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 2

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    I am always here for you. Friend or not knowing each other. I am always here for you and always will be too. No matter how hard or how tough times are, I will always be here with...
    OKPunk OKPunk 18-21, M Nov 3

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    Trust me if any of you need help I will be there for you. I like to help people. I honestly do. It is my goal in life to not be known as some famous celebrity. I want to be known...
    heyitsmecait heyitsmecait 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    If you look anything close to this age, Please do not ask to message me because you are horny, or think that you can do me a favor in that department or because you are a...
    adventurousprofiler adventurousprofiler 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    Id lead in front of a flying bullet for you... But id probably be to slow or trip and you'd end up with a bullet in your head. So eh I'll try I never said I'll succeed.
    GoodbyeLife GoodbyeLife 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 7

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    I'm the type of person who is always willing to take the time to be here for you. I have a lot of life experience and am willing to help you tackle any problem. Remember where...
    Lewis47 Lewis47 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 7

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    If you're looking for anything remotely sexual or you're looking for a relationship, i am not the girl for you. Don't try to message or add me if that's what you want.
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F Nov 9

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    I don't regret meeting you, because for the first two years what we had was a great adventure. For the many times you hurt me I want to say that I should have stood up to you. I...
    BlueZeo BlueZeo 26-30, M Nov 13

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