I Have a Funny Song For You

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61
    51-55, M
    1 Response Oct 17, 2011

    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove
    31-35, F
    Jun 3, 2010

    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS
    18-21, F
    Jun 13, 2013

    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2011

    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality
    18-21, M
    May 4, 2012

    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 28, 2012

    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2010
    HangingTree HangingTree
    18-21, M
    Jun 2, 2010

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