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I Have a Funny Song For You

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    Horse Song

    shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Funny stuff! :P
    Meeoko Meeoko 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 2, 2010

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    Baked Potato

    Baked potato changed my life baked potato showed me the way If you want to know what is wrong from right You must listen to what potato say Do be good, don’t be bad Thank you baked potato Do be happy, don’t be sad Thank you baked potato! And if you want to have a better...
    IamcalledS IamcalledS 18-21, F Jun 13, 2013

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    Retinal Tear

    This song is a special edit to Bruno Mars Billionaire song: Every time i inspect my sight, I sometimes see a flash of light...it leaves me ver scared, and I..oh.i..swear, the doctors better prepare, coz I have a retinal tear..uh oh, uh oh...need surgical repair..uh oh, uh oh...
    BrideOfEyelessJack BrideOfEyelessJack 16-17, F Aug 28, 2012

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    Bunnies

    pansy division. any song by them really. but bunnies knocked me over!
    juggalove juggalove 31-35, F Jun 3, 2010

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    One Of Uncle Bonsai's Tunes.

    Here's one for the ladies. 
    puck61 puck61 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2011

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    Funny Song, You Say? Okay Then...

    Stupid but funny; silly but funny; funny and still funny...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 17, 2011

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    How To Get Signed To A Record Label

    this is true ahhahahahahahha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8usLhB3Fc
    Disfiguredreality Disfiguredreality 18-21, M May 4, 2012

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    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Jun 2, 2010

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    PinkP0werRanger PinkP0werRanger 26-30, F Jul 30

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    I love the smell of your flat. I love the smell of your clothes. I love watching you sleep. I love watching you talking to people. I love how you look when you concentrating on...
    ihopethereismoretoit ihopethereismoretoit 22-25, F Aug 4

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    Oldies but Goodies. One of my fave love songs.
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F Aug 8

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    The xx - I Miss You (Beyonce cover) 
    DjDeadman DjDeadman 70+ Aug 4

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    I'm on my way now But I don't know where to go I hope that somehow Someone mend my broken soul Though it's hard to pretend I know that I can Love will lead you back in me again I...
    Lyra1001 Lyra1001 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    Everytime I log onto EP , and browse peoples posted thoughts I notice a pattern All these People agree supposedly to have a person or lover on the side , and yet choose later...
    TsavoHunter TsavoHunter 36-40, M Aug 19

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    Team Bring It!        💪   
    DjDeadman DjDeadman 70+ Aug 3

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    Her Name Is Calla - Thief 
    DjDeadman DjDeadman 70+ Aug 10

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    A Warning Sign - Coldplay   
    DjDeadman DjDeadman 70+ 2 days ago

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    i know this is one of your favorite songs so i thought i would make it easier for you to hear it rather than going back and forth between sites this one's for you Ashley love ya...
    BenjaminChapman BenjaminChapman 18-21, M Aug 17

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    I have been contemplating for quite some time, if I’m going to tell you things I should have told you. I’m thinking if I told you will I hurt you? If I told you will it helps...
    VoiceLessMe VoiceLessMe 26-30, F Aug 17

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    I usually have the song I last listened to in my head and doesn't leave for awhile.
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    For you sweet  Minty bear. ((((HUGS)))) and ***KISSES*** :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    I have nothing else to give you other than few words true. Keep it close to your heart if you want to. For me its my treasure, my heartfelt devotion. Since long like a sublime...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 Aug 9

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    Kirkles this is for you it is 80s rock but its good :) - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzdUy90vTuk
    CrazyUnStableGuy666 CrazyUnStableGuy666 22-25, M Aug 14

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    the face of death is tasteful in (kept) cradle my breath, as my skin grow pale in sweat... rested in sands, not every angel is blessed... heavy halo is pressed, (weighing) his...
    Equilibrio Equilibrio 22-25 Aug 15

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    "All Of Me" [Verse 1:] What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down What's going...
    Jinggay Jinggay 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    Currently, I think it's called "For You". I don't really know. It was playing in a store today lol
    Kianalchele Kianalchele 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn. Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them.....I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill. I pray a flowerpot falls...
    farmertann farmertann 18-21, M Jul 30

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    It looks that just about everybody wish to steer others, in different words, to become the middle of power. Likewise, within the world of internet games, the discussion of a way to...
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    To everyone who needs help or someone talk to (even ask personal questions), I understand. Message me and let me know you want me to help. I am totally open to offering my...
    VeraRose VeraRose 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    I want to drain you...tease you...deny you...I am looking for you..slaves...submissives...and pets...give your life purpose....call me....I'm waiting. http://www.niteflirt.com...
    RosemarieMirage RosemarieMirage 22-25, F Aug 7

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    If I love you and you're my friend, girlfriend, family I will happily die for you but I'll be sure to kill the other one that has hurt me so that he will never hurt you I'm dying...
    LGKolor LGKolor 18-21, M Aug 9

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    I "Don't" remember asking for your trolling"."
    MadaraU MadaraU 22-25, M Aug 11

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    You may me insignificant in my life...by you were my friend. We may now be strangers...but I will remember every action of yours , every moment of ours......I will never forget you...
    ethanbackstryker ethanbackstryker 16-17, M Aug 18

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    For you O city of the prayer that I prayIt is for you O splendid home, O flower of the citiesO Jerusalem O Jerusalem O Jerusalem O city of the prayerOur eyes are set out to you...
    aycha aycha 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Thanks for your enable your car or truck and driver ended up top quality. I will use and endorse you all over again thanksWhatever your selection, we gurantee that our vehicles are...
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    Don’t fail to remember that the corporate video production can hold getting you potential customers and sales. When you remember to utilize it, that is certainly! And when...
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    So don't be mad or disappointed that I don't follow your way/path. And right back at you... What is good for me, isn't for you! Ain't life grand! *smile*
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    We're currently in search of skilled Electrical Engineers who specialise while in the rail industry. You will be participating and handling projects which influence...Perth...
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    My body is slowing down as I grow older.I can't mustard up the strength I once had.My skin is even changing, things are heading southward. But .... my Spirit is and will always be...
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    [Note: Most of this was posted as a comment on someone else's story.] I think jealousy comes from fear. You've met a person who rocks your world, but because he/she is attractive...
    SmartKat SmartKat 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    So I've had a flurry of angry messages about how horrible I am because I don't sext since I feel it's cheating. Some of them are saying how it's judging cheating and cheaters and...
    TheWomanYouHate TheWomanYouHate 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    I see people posting all these things about cutting, and hating life and giving up, and all that, and i hate it. Like how bad do people have to treat you for you to feel like this...
    Imsobored123 Imsobored123 18-21, M Jul 31

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    I've noticed that a lot of you pedop*iles use Proverbs 13:24 to justify your hitting helpless children. Just thought I'd make two observations: 1. The verse refers directly to...
    AngieHolbrook AngieHolbrook 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 4

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    Not gonna lie. I kinda have a thing for gingers lolz
    peaceinmiles peaceinmiles 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    You must act promptly in the event the carelessness of others causes you injury. The first thing you should do is to see your doctor; then, seek a good attorney. This article is...
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    When I was young, I believe that doing or saying how you feel without thinking is a strict no no. That’s why even at a very young age. I don’t do or really say what I feel. And...
    VoiceLessMe VoiceLessMe 26-30, F Aug 11

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    I will dream of love as I close my eyes ... My heart is filled with sweet memories ... love running through our veins like a fast following river ... Our hearts needing each...
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