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    The Geese - When I was a boy my parents used to send my brother and I off to work on my grandparents farm every summer. It was lots of fun. Picking up rocks in the fields...
    PinksWoman PinksWoman 61-65, T Sep 22, 2012

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    The Prize - A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    The worst punishment you can imagine!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Look Out Behind You! - This picture is worth a thousand words... this poor anchorman bears an unfortunate resemblance to the story he's reporting on!  
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 9 Responses Nov 13, 2007

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    Psssst It's The Cold and Flu Season Pass It On!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    Dance of the Snowflakes - SNL Highlight
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Dec 15, 2013

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    True Story About a Lawyer - BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.    Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and ...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 8 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Ma Look I'm a Unicorn
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    I was with my best friend Melissa during the summer and she had a pool. I wanted to know what it was like to fall back into the water and I did. The funny part was that I thought I...
    babysunnyy babysunnyy 18-21, F Jan 7

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    I Met My Third Boyfriend By.... - I hate scary movies. I am the biggest suck on the planet. I jump, I scream, I hide, I whine, moan and in general annoy the hell out of everyone...
    btrflysfound btrflysfound 41-45 4 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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     25 Funny Photos of People Wearing Really Stupid Outfits At this point pants really arent worth the effort Baby is VERY happy to be here   Graduated and Ready to be Hired...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 1

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     Funny Cars This might be good for hill climbing All ministers should have a car like this. So we would know them by sight  Dose this guy look like he goes with this daisy...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 1

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     Watch Ellen Degeneres Hilariously Smackdown Sexist New Product, Bic Pens ‘For Her’ (Video)Posted by: Simone Sanner in Humor, Videos January 6, 2014When Amazon.com...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 6

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    For All My Friends.  
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    About Tatoos .....
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    Bad Temper - Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 3, 2013

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    Surprise Package! - I had been recently hired as a letter carrier and had been assigned to a parcel post driver for training. Steve was a nervous sort but pleasant to me. I...
    dartist dartist 56-60, F 6 Responses Jan 9, 2010

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    Hunter Shot By Fox - The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Hunter Shot to...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 30, 2013

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    23 ADULT TRUTHS  1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    The Day My Mom Found My Stash....of Sponges. - Once upon a time when I was a teenager and my mother still did my laundry, she found small white capsules in my pocket and came to me...
    Lumpfish Lumpfish 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2008

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    It's Friday!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 10

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    Paper is not dead
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Dec 30, 2013

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    Me And Kitchen-Sama Go Waaaaaaaaaay Back. - Oh kitchen-san and me go waaaaaaaay back. This tragic story begins like so: It was a wonderfull evening when little Mils aproached a...
    sayonaranow sayonaranow 18-21, F May 16, 2013

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    Mrs Brown's Mischievous Call Grandad has fallen asleep sitting on Hilary's mobile phone. When Hilary hears her phone ringing, she has no choice but to take the call from Grandad's...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    Fun In Public Places... - Someone on EP asked a question about the use of "funny retorts". I'm well known for mine, among my friends and family, especially in public places when...
    musicbook musicbook 56-60, M 3 Responses May 13, 2013

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    Three Wise Guys (from the east coast version) - SNL Highlight Three kings played by Sylvester Stallone, John Goodman and Robert De Niro gossip about baby Jesus while riding their...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Dec 15, 2013

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    What a Feat! Each time I leave the gym where I work out, I get 2 cups of coffee which I bring with me to work. Just like how I usually do it, I put the 2 cups of coffee on...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F Mar 16

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    Pants - During lunch break, my friend was leaning over her boyfriend, displaying a rater large amount of thong, this was unusual, because she really doesnt seem to be the thong...
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Slippy Backback, Baby. - A woman I know, has a  friend with a mentally handicap son. The friend of hers decided to take the boy to the zoo. After they arrive all is going well...
    ladyjadey ladyjadey 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    Funny Excuses For Being Late for workHere we go. You now have no excuse for not having a good excuse for being late.“Is it Spring forward or Spring back?”  “I made the...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 1

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    A Day Off Work -  I love this story.  A Day Off Work So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:  There are 365 days per year...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 13 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    Frogs In a Car - This isn't so much a funny-haha as it is funny-weird, but here you go.   So, I'm driving down the road today, and see something in my peripheral vision. I...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Woman Vs Man -  A Women's Poem    Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. >...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 15, 2008

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    Hilary to Sarah!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 10

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    Only A Man Would Attempt This !!! - This is not my story but I laughed till I cried. Last weekend I saw somthing at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 43 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    The look on your face when someone leaves a Dumb *** Coment under your post.
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    It Was Me, I Swear - I must have been about 13 when I started realizing that boys liked me. I liked them to but I was very shy and kinda of a square. I didn't have a boyfriend...
    lilredzone lilredzone 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 27, 2011

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    DID YOU SAY DIET! 
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 10

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    Batman - I should preface this story by stating that while I do love my brother very much, he is extremely confident (some might say he's outright "cocky"), and he...
    siren1971 siren1971 36-40, F 27 Responses Oct 31, 2007

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    Oops a meeting at 9:30 am?  But that's .......
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 15

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    The Bank Cheque - once upon time ,i was at my new work , and its time to give salaries but i didn't have a bank account yet ,so they gave me a cheque, all i saw is its color which...
    Azizinum Azizinum 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 5, 2013

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    Ah, the Joys of the Early Years of ************! - My mom's best friend has been with the same man for about twelve years.  About a year ago his daughter had to come live with...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 16 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Guess who found your anti-depressant pills!LOL
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 11

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    A Must Read If You'Re In A Relationship... - There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of...
    Evemmoss Evemmoss 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    "Sal Monella" tells the story of Twas The Night Before Christmas  NY style
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Dec 18, 2013

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    The Old Woman - 'Twas neither wee hours of the morn nor lunchtime, but in between those... So another business was done at school therefore I was about to go home. I crossed the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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    The T-shirt Doesn't Lie - A few years ago, I was heading into a restaurant and there were three young women in front of me.  One was in the middle of (what I guess to her was...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 6 Responses Mar 12, 2008

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    Cher and Cher Alike - When I was about 10, my mom bought me a Cher barbie doll. How I loved that doll! She wore a long, red dress and had hair all the way to her...
    ThoughtFox ThoughtFox 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    But the funniest part of the survey? Employers shared the most outrageous call-in excuses they've ever heard. Employee's 12-year-old stole his car and he had no other way to get to...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 1

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    The Mouse That Roared - I was on my way to greet a friend at the airport. As usual for me, in a bit of a rush. As I approached the airport I could see the landing lights on an...
    WiseOldOwl WiseOldOwl 56-60, M 19 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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