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    An Embarrassing Date Indeed...

    The other day...I got to reminiscing about some of the different guys I've dated throughout my life...and I got very tickled by a date that I remembered having...that wasn't very funny when it first happened...but is really quite funny now. This particular story takes place...
    KassieKat KassieKat 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2012

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    Psssst It's The Cold

    and Flu Season Pass It On!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    Fun In Public Places...

    Someone on EP asked a question about the use of "funny retorts". I'm well known for mine, among my friends and family, especially in public places when dealing with annoying employees.Examples: I've told rude cashiers, "If you're having a bad day I'm happy to go to another...
    musicbook musicbook 56-60, M 4 Responses May 13, 2013

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    Oops a meeting at 9:30 am?

     But that's .......
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 15

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    I thought of this story today,

    even though this happened over 4 years ago,it still made me laugh!One day i was sitting in my car,my window was down ,and i was about to go into work,i was in the parking lot.So ,3 guys park next to me,they were maybe 18 or so.They were starring and talking to each other.So one...
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 36-40, F 8 Responses Jul 29

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    Funny I Guess

    It was my 2nd grade and I heard girls are talkin bout "menstruation" they said you'll know if you have it when your stomach ache so bad and you feel the your blood oozing! I got curious so I sat down at the back and keep listening :D that's my biggest mistake eh! Well i thought...
    johnL3 johnL3 18-21, M 3 Responses Jun 27, 2013

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    Only A Man Would Attempt This !!!

    This is not my story but I laughed till I cried. Last weekend I saw somthing at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little somthing extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100.000 volt...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 41 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    I was writing someone a message

    that included the sentence "Drunk duders are nutty!". I sent it and then realized my auto-correct had changed it to "Drunk udders are nutty!" LolπŸ„πŸ˜πŸ„πŸ˜πŸ„πŸ˜πŸ„πŸ˜πŸ„πŸ˜
    Aimee17 Aimee17 41-45, F 3 Responses May 17

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    My two oldest daughters they share a room,

    we got them a bunk bed so they have more room for their stuff, but omg last night was sooo funny, I heard mindie screaming, I thought bella was being mean to her, so I went to see what was going on, omg she was hanging from the top bed by her panties, omg it was really funny...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 15

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    Surprise Package!

    I had been recently hired as a letter carrier and had been assigned to a parcel post driver for training. Steve was a nervous sort but pleasant to me. I had been warned that he protected his delivery truck like a mother with a new baby so I would probably spend my day...
    dartist dartist 56-60, F 6 Responses Jan 9, 2010

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    The T-shirt Doesn't Lie

    A few years ago, I was heading into a restaurant and there were three young women in front of me.  One was in the middle of (what I guess to her was) a very interesting and very important story.  She grabs the handle of the front door and stops to emphasize what she was...
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 6 Responses Mar 12, 2008

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    Ah, the Joys of the Early Years of ************!

    My mom's best friend has been with the same man for about twelve years.  About a year ago his daughter had to come live with them because her mother went to jail.  She is a very troubled young girl, always causing problems and stuff. Well, the other day my mom's...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 16 Responses May 17, 2009

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    It Is All In a Name

    FAVORITE NAME   A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, Hello. My name is Carmen.'   'That's a beautiful name' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'   'No' she...
    vtom vtom 46-50, M 7 Responses Jun 9, 2009

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    My best friend and I were going to a club,

    so we prepartied at her place. We had brought the stereo outside *before* we got schwasted and now had to get it back in. So we each lifted up one end of the glass table, beer bottles rolling off, and us just trying to do this and laughing so hard, and of course it was still...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Mission My brother has a weird sense of humor

    (like me). In high school, the school head gathered all the students in the auditorium. The atmosphere was serious, as always. After a few introductory phrases, the school head said, in a booming voice, "We have a mission!" From the back of the audience, someone asks, "Who...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Apr 24

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    Men...

    I sent my father on a tampon run one time and he came back with Depends....if you don't know what Depends is, it's a brand of Adult Diapers. ....well they work.
    RunJackie RunJackie 18-21, F 1 Response May 29, 2013

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    Computer Viruses OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.

    3 GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3 GB. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 26

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    Monday Funny Against Negative People

    This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.   A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair...
    vtom vtom 46-50, M 9 Responses Jun 8, 2009

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    The Mouse That Roared

    I was on my way to greet a friend at the airport. As usual for me, in a bit of a rush. As I approached the airport I could see the landing lights on an aircraft a few miles to the south. At least I wasn't late. Going through the boom gate I collected my ticket. Quickly read...
    WiseOldOwl WiseOldOwl 56-60, M 19 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    A Day Off Work

     I love this story.  A Day Off Work So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 13 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    Cher and Cher Alike

    When I was about 10, my mom bought me a Cher barbie doll. How I loved that doll! She wore a long, red dress and had hair all the way to her knees. One evening, my sister and I were a little bored and decided we thought it would be fun to cut Cher's hair. I always...
    ThoughtFox ThoughtFox 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    Woman Vs Man

     A Women's Poem    Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > One who'll call, not wait for weeks...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 15, 2008

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    Girls Spying Me In The Shower Hey guys,

    before I tell you my story you must know that I`m from germany and my english isn`t perfect. Maybe there some mistakes in my text. Some months ago I was on a school trip to england. Everyone lived in a guestfamily and the guestparents wre really nice but one of their daughters...
    Mickie19 Mickie19 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 9

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    Funny Interpretation Of English Language

    I remember a few years ago I was doing a bus trip of the West Coast of USA. O this trip where some british guys and we all where getting on very well. One day the weather was getting warmer as we headed to Vegas so I needed to buy a new pair of thongs. I mention to the boys I am...
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Oct 28, 2012

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    Me And Kitchen-Sama Go Waaaaaaaaaay Back.

    Oh kitchen-san and me go waaaaaaaay back. This tragic story begins like so: It was a wonderfull evening when little Mils aproached a most treacherous and gloomy space in the middle of her house. ''What a wonderful adventure!'' She naively thought. Guileless, pure... Unbeknownst...
    sayonaranow sayonaranow 18-21, F May 16, 2013

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    Frogs In a Car

    This isn't so much a funny-haha as it is funny-weird, but here you go.   So, I'm driving down the road today, and see something in my peripheral vision. I look over, and see this: I begin to flip out in earnest. There is a hopping, climbing tree frog in my vehicle! While I...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 26 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Look Out Behind You!

    This picture is worth a thousand words... this poor anchorman bears an unfortunate resemblance to the story he's reporting on!  
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 9 Responses Nov 13, 2007

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    A Must Read If You'Re In A Relationship...

    There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked : 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him...
    Evemmoss Evemmoss 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    I was with my best friend Melissa during the

    summer and she had a pool. I wanted to know what it was like to fall back into the water and I did. The funny part was that I thought I was drowning....I was in the shallow end.
    babysunnyy babysunnyy 18-21, F Jan 7

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    The time a made my brother cry

    when I told him that his fiancΓ©e sleeps naked with me....... He cried because she is always wearing her underwear with him lol
    imirox1999 imirox1999 18-21, F 10 Responses May 24

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    True Story About a Lawyer

    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.    Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and  expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.    Within a month, having smoked his...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 8 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Up This was experienced by my brother

    actually. It all started innocently enough. He went to the office to borrow some scissors. Upon asking, the staff said, "Ever since the Chairman left, there has been no scissors here." "Where did he go?" my brother asks. The staff silently pointed upwards. "The third floor...
    mareliberum mareliberum 26-30 Apr 24

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    I was listening to the radio this morning,

    and they were reading guy's profiles of Tinder. One of the profiles read this statement, "I was married twice, my first wife left me for her new boyfriend. My second wife divorced me and married a woman. I don't blame her, because I like girls too." Not a lot of things make...
    eanchantedeyes eanchantedeyes 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Slippy Backback, Baby.

    A woman I know, has a  friend with a mentally handicap son. The friend of hers decided to take the boy to the zoo. After they arrive all is going well until the boy suddenly disappears. For a few frantic hours they search for him. When he is found he and his backpack...
    ladyjadey ladyjadey 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    The look on your face

    when someone leaves a Dumb *** Coment under your post.
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Pants

    During lunch break, my friend was leaning over her boyfriend, displaying a rater large amount of thong, this was unusual, because she really doesnt seem to be the thong type. And so, without hesitation I pointed it out to everyone, who laughed at this strange turn in character...
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    What a Feat! Each time I leave the gym

    where I work out, I get 2 cups of coffee which I bring with me to work. Just like how I usually do it, I put the 2 cups of coffee on top of the car while I open the car and put my gym bag inside. I usually park at the second level basement of the hotel. On my way up to the...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 16

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    The Prize

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    I Met My Third Boyfriend By....

    I hate scary movies. I am the biggest suck on the planet. I jump, I scream, I hide, I whine, moan and in general annoy the hell out of everyone else watching the movie. This is now a well known fact and the kids got me a dvd/t.v. for my room, rent two movies, make two bowls of...
    btrflysfound btrflysfound 41-45 4 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    My mum and dad were at the store checking out

    at a self checkout. He told her she could just throw all the coins in there and it would count them for her, so she gets out one of those paper rolls of coins and throws the whole thing in there without unwrapping it. She broke it and it was hilarious. The next time we went in...
    Dayman0x Dayman0x 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    The Day My Mom Found My Stash....of Sponges.

    Once upon a time when I was a teenager and my mother still did my laundry, she found small white capsules in my pocket and came to me with a concerned look.  She showed them to me and asked what they were.  I had to laugh.  "I don't know!  They're a...
    Lumpfish Lumpfish 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2008

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    Batman

    I should preface this story by stating that while I do love my brother very much, he is extremely confident (some might say he's outright "cocky"), and he carries himself with an air of accomplishment that most people hedge with at least a degree of modesty. As...
    siren1971 siren1971 36-40, F 27 Responses Oct 31, 2007

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    My freshman year of high school,

    about 2/3 of the way through the wrestling season I was growing closer to a senior called bill. We would occasionally hang out and smoke weed. There was another senior at our school named john, bill asked if I wanted to smoke with them and I said yes. John had this sweet...
    Based4ever Based4ever 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 18

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 10

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