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    I was with my best friend Melissa during the

    summer and she had a pool. I wanted to know what it was like to fall back into the water and I did. The funny part was that I thought I was drowning....I was in the shallow end.
    babysunnyy babysunnyy 18-21, F Jan 7

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    Ah, the Joys of the Early Years of ************!

    My mom's best friend has been with the same man for about twelve years.  About a year ago his daughter had to come live with them because her mother went to jail.  She is a very troubled young girl, always causing problems and stuff. Well, the other day my mom's...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 16 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Only A Man Would Attempt This !!!

    This is not my story but I laughed till I cried. Last weekend I saw somthing at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little somthing extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100.000 volt...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 43 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Frogs In a Car

    This isn't so much a funny-haha as it is funny-weird, but here you go.   So, I'm driving down the road today, and see something in my peripheral vision. I look over, and see this: I begin to flip out in earnest. There is a hopping, climbing tree frog in my vehicle! While I...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 25 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Surprise Package!

    I had been recently hired as a letter carrier and had been assigned to a parcel post driver for training. Steve was a nervous sort but pleasant to me. I had been warned that he protected his delivery truck like a mother with a new baby so I would probably spend my day...
    dartist dartist 56-60, F 6 Responses Jan 9, 2010

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    Pants

    During lunch break, my friend was leaning over her boyfriend, displaying a rater large amount of thong, this was unusual, because she really doesnt seem to be the thong type. And so, without hesitation I pointed it out to everyone, who laughed at this strange turn in character...
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Psssst It's The Cold

    and Flu Season Pass It On!
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    The Bank Cheque

    once upon time ,i was at my new work , and its time to give salaries but i didn't have a bank account yet ,so they gave me a cheque, all i saw is its color which is green "didn't read the brand of the bank yet", so i took the cheque to the bank to get in cash ,i waited in line...
    Azizinum Azizinum 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 5, 2013

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    Me And Kitchen-Sama Go Waaaaaaaaaay Back.

    Oh kitchen-san and me go waaaaaaaay back. This tragic story begins like so: It was a wonderfull evening when little Mils aproached a most treacherous and gloomy space in the middle of her house. ''What a wonderful adventure!'' She naively thought. Guileless, pure... Unbeknownst...
    sayonaranow sayonaranow 18-21, F May 16, 2013

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     Funny Cars This might be good

    for hill climbing All ministers should have a car like this. So we would know them by sight  Dose this guy look like he goes with this daisy car? The sportsman's truck fireplace...WHAT?  Now that's a realistic paint job  It's very airy  We'll have it dug out by spring  For...
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    23 ADULT TRUTHS  1. Sometimes I'll look down

    at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you  realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 2 Responses Jan 2

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    Woman Vs Man

     A Women's Poem    Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long, > One who thinks before he speaks, > One who'll call, not wait for weeks...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 6 Responses Sep 15, 2008

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    Funny I Guess

    It was my 2nd grade and I heard girls are talkin bout "menstruation" they said you'll know if you have it when your stomach ache so bad and you feel the your blood oozing! I got curious so I sat down at the back and keep listening :D that's my biggest mistake eh! Well i thought...
    johnL3 johnL3 18-21, M 3 Responses Jun 27, 2013

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    Fun In Public Places...

    Someone on EP asked a question about the use of "funny retorts". I'm well known for mine, among my friends and family, especially in public places when dealing with annoying employees.Examples: I've told rude cashiers, "If you're having a bad day I'm happy to go to another...
    musicbook musicbook 56-60, M 3 Responses May 13, 2013

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    Mrs Brown's Mischievous Call Grandad has fallen

    asleep sitting on Hilary's mobile phone. When Hilary hears her phone ringing, she has no choice but to take the call from Grandad's lap...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2013

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    The Day My Mom Found My Stash....of Sponges.

    Once upon a time when I was a teenager and my mother still did my laundry, she found small white capsules in my pocket and came to me with a concerned look.  She showed them to me and asked what they were.  I had to laugh.  "I don't know!  They're a...
    Lumpfish Lumpfish 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 2, 2008

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    Batman

    I should preface this story by stating that while I do love my brother very much, he is extremely confident (some might say he's outright "cocky"), and he carries himself with an air of accomplishment that most people hedge with at least a degree of modesty. As...
    siren1971 siren1971 36-40, F 27 Responses Oct 31, 2007

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    Oops a meeting at 9:30 am?

     But that's .......
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 15

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    The "talk"

    I was probably 14 or so when my dad and I went out for lunch one afternoon. He picked the bussiest restaurant on the block. He picked a table smack dab in the middle surrounded by other tables that were filled by other customers, elbow to elbow you know what I mean. Anyways as I...
    lilredzone lilredzone 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 23, 2011

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    Bad Temper

    Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 3, 2013

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    Look Out Behind You!

    This picture is worth a thousand words... this poor anchorman bears an unfortunate resemblance to the story he's reporting on!  
    videodemon videodemon 26-30, M 9 Responses Nov 13, 2007

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    Dog-chase

    So one day me and my friend Susie went to college on a saturday to do some pending lab work we had and after that we decided to get home by noon. We were just outta lab when we saw two stray dogs outside and as we both are famous in our friend circles for our irrational fear of...
    frootiee frootiee 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2011

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    But the funniest part of the survey?

    Employers shared the most outrageous call-in excuses they've ever heard. Employee's 12-year-old stole his car and he had no other way to get to work Employee said bats got in her hair Employee said a refrigerator fell on him Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 3 Responses Jan 1

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    I Met My Third Boyfriend By....

    I hate scary movies. I am the biggest suck on the planet. I jump, I scream, I hide, I whine, moan and in general annoy the hell out of everyone else watching the movie. This is now a well known fact and the kids got me a dvd/t.v. for my room, rent two movies, make two bowls of...
    btrflysfound btrflysfound 41-45 4 Responses Sep 11, 2008

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    Slippy Backback, Baby.

    A woman I know, has a  friend with a mentally handicap son. The friend of hers decided to take the boy to the zoo. After they arrive all is going well until the boy suddenly disappears. For a few frantic hours they search for him. When he is found he and his backpack...
    ladyjadey ladyjadey 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 8

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    A Must Read If You'Re In A Relationship...

    There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked : 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him...
    Evemmoss Evemmoss 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 26, 2013

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    A Day Off Work

     I love this story.  A Day Off Work So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for:  There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available...
    c8lorraine c8lorraine 56-60 13 Responses Jun 6, 2009

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    What a Feat! Each time I leave the gym

    where I work out, I get 2 cups of coffee which I bring with me to work. Just like how I usually do it, I put the 2 cups of coffee on top of the car while I open the car and put my gym bag inside. I usually park at the second level basement of the hotel. On my way up to the...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    Cher and Cher Alike

    When I was about 10, my mom bought me a Cher barbie doll. How I loved that doll! She wore a long, red dress and had hair all the way to her knees. One evening, my sister and I were a little bored and decided we thought it would be fun to cut Cher's hair. I always...
    ThoughtFox ThoughtFox 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 30, 2008

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     Watch Ellen Degeneres Hilariously

    Smackdown Sexist New Product, Bic Pens ‘For Her’ (Video)Posted by: Simone Sanner in Humor, Videos January 6, 2014When Amazon.com released Bic pens “For Her” recently, the internet lit up offering snarky reviews of the product, so Ellen DeGeneres is now taking a...
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    Funny Excuses For Being Late

    for workHere we go. You now have no excuse for not having a good excuse for being late.“Is it Spring forward or Spring back?”  “I made the mistake of letting in some Jehovah's Witnesses and they wouldn't leave.” “I most likely will not be coming in today, I've spent...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F Jan 1

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    The Mouse That Roared

    I was on my way to greet a friend at the airport. As usual for me, in a bit of a rush. As I approached the airport I could see the landing lights on an aircraft a few miles to the south. At least I wasn't late. Going through the boom gate I collected my ticket. Quickly read...
    WiseOldOwl WiseOldOwl 56-60, M 19 Responses Aug 21, 2009

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    My freshman year of high school,

    about 2/3 of the way through the wrestling season I was growing closer to a senior called bill. We would occasionally hang out and smoke weed. There was another senior at our school named john, bill asked if I wanted to smoke with them and I said yes. John had this sweet...
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    True Story About a Lawyer

    BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.    Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and  expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.    Within a month, having smoked his...
    KinkyFlower KinkyFlower 31-35, F 8 Responses Jun 6, 2008

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    Three Wise Guys (from the east coast version) -

    SNL Highlight Three kings played by Sylvester Stallone, John Goodman and Robert De Niro gossip about baby Jesus while riding their camels to Bethlehem.
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    It Was Me, I Swear

    I must have been about 13 when I started realizing that boys liked me. I liked them to but I was very shy and kinda of a square. I didn't have a boyfriend but I often fantasised that I did. I always wondered what it would be like to kiss a boy but then I would get nervous and...
    lilredzone lilredzone 36-40, F 3 Responses Jun 27, 2011

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    The Old Woman

    'Twas neither wee hours of the morn nor lunchtime, but in between those... So another business was done at school therefore I was about to go home. I crossed the highway and rode a jeepney. The first thing I saw inside the jeepney, as I sat down, was an old woman with a pantie on...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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    The Prize

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Nov 4, 2013

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    Hunter Shot By Fox

    The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Hunter Shot to Death By a Fox, Belgrade, Associated Press A fox shot and killed a 38-year-old hunter in central Yugoslavia, the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response Oct 30, 2013

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    The Geese

    When I was a boy my parents used to send my brother and I off to work on my grandparents farm every summer. It was lots of fun. Picking up rocks in the fields, pulling thistles taller than I was, shoveling the manure out of the cow barn and pig stys. Rising with the dawn to...
    PinksWoman PinksWoman 61-65, T Sep 22, 2012

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     25 Funny Photos of People Wearing Really

    Stupid Outfits At this point pants really arent worth the effort Baby is VERY happy to be here   Graduated and Ready to be Hired   Ho Ho Oh No…   I think there’s a penis – I mean rip in your leggings   A Halloween that poor child will never forget   I’d Like to...
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