I Have a Funny Story to Share

A woman I know, has a  friend with a mentally handicap son. The friend of hers decided to take the boy to the zoo. After they arrive all is going well until the boy suddenly disappears. For a few frantic hours they search for him...

I went out fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.Then I saw a Cottonmouth with a frog in it's mouth.Frogs are good bass bait.Knowing that the snake could not bite me with frog in it's mouth I Grabbed him behind...

When I was young (many moons ago) I had a crush on Corkey, from the TV (B & W) series Circus Boy. For many years I thought Corkey was played by Kirk Russell (who I actually had a later crush on as "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes...

This past 6 months I have noticed alot of men acting weird around me, bathroom, classrooms, or just in everyday life something always happens that makes for a great story. This situation is one of an old classmate of mine who is quit...

This is not my story but I laughed till I cried.

Last weekend I saw somthing at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little somthing extra for my wife Julie...

When I was about 10, my mom bought me a Cher barbie doll. How I loved that doll! She wore a long, red dress and had hair all the way to her knees.
One evening, my sister and I were a little bored and decided we thought...

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked : 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked : 'When was the...

I am a non driver. One day while playing a game with my grandchildren (age 4 and 5 at the time) I announced that the prize (pretend of course) would be a new car. Well, I won. And my grandson said, wow grandma you won a new car. And...

This isn't so much a funny-haha as it is funny-weird, but here you go.
 
So, I'm driving down the road today, and see something in my peripheral vision. I look over, and see this:

I begin to flip out in earnest. There is a hopping...

I was about eleven or twelve and I was in art class. I always enjoyed it. I had recently moved and  settled into a new school.  Met a teacher I really liked and enjoyed chatting too. She was in her thirties but I still found it very...

There once was a bunny named Bob. He loved to lie and loved to rob. One day he went to a store called garrets , he hopped right along and stole some carrots. He grew nervous fearing someone would give him away so he hopped right along...

This picture is worth a thousand words... this poor anchorman bears an unfortunate resemblance to the story he's reporting on!
 

My family was raising cows for home grown beef, best beef you could ever eat. I think I was seven at the time this happened and my sister had just turned three. Anyway, we had named all the cows so we had Sunny, Big Red, Little Red...

Actually, here's a funny list I found on Yahoo:Top 10 Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2011
1) Convict sues couple he kidnapped for not helping him evade police

2) Man illegally brings gun into bar, gets injured in a fight, then sues bar for...

Oh kitchen-san and me go waaaaaaaay back.
This tragic story begins like so:
It was a wonderfull evening when little Mils aproached a most treacherous and gloomy space in the middle of her house.
''What a wonderful adventure!'' She...

My friend and I went on a cruise and we had met some guys. We were hanging out with them in the eating area when I complained of being tired. One of the guys suggested I drink plain black coffee. I had not tried coffee before. So I took...

I love this story. 

A Day Off Work

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: 
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2...

Someone on EP asked a question about the use of "funny retorts". I'm well known for mine, among my friends and family, especially in public places when dealing with annoying employees.Examples: I've told rude cashiers, "If you're having...

I should preface this story by stating that while I do love my brother very much, he is extremely confident (some might say he's outright "cocky"), and he carries himself with an air of accomplishment that most people...