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I Have a Great Sense of Humour

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    90 Percent Goofball! - I do have a great sense of humor. Sometimes it's morbid, but that's just me. I have no problem with people calling me names in jest, I think it's funny! And...
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    Harley Davidson - The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 29, 2008

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    Very Easy - I pretty much laugh at everything. Strangely enough guys put forth effort to make me laugh.
    GoddessNakiBean GoddessNakiBean 36-40, F Dec 17, 2008

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    Here's One For the Girls........................... - Yuo are just gonna love this one girls......................... EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY    After three weeks in...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 16, 2008

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    Bright Blonde.....then Dumb Blonde....... - Bubba and Jemma (who was a blonde)  were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde woman walked by and asked what...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Nov 11, 2008

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    You Will Love This Girls............. - WOMEN'S A_R_S_E STUDY Here is a new study about women and how they feel about their arses. The results were pretty interesting: 30% of...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 6 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    Be Careful........................... - Guy makes a phone call................. "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    Why I Fired My Secretary - Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 22, 2010

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    A Man's Week At the Gym................... -   If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 3 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Another One For the Girls................... - Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....   If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2008

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    Who Remembers the Y2k Problem..............? - We are now Y to K compliant. This is a story dating back over 8 years when companies were concerned about the potential...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Nov 11, 2008

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    Blonde Time............... - A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 11, 2008

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    Tarquinn the Jokester! - When I was a young lad I used  to think laughter was only for play time.... Serious situations always had to be serious... Sh!t, is that why I...
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    How to Get Your Man Going.............. - 3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2008

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    Blonde's.........where Would We Be Without Them.... - A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 7, 2008

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    Blonde's.........where Would We Be Without Them.... - A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 7, 2008

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    2 Nuns....................... - There were two nuns...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 13, 2008

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    Timbuktu................ - The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 11, 2008

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    50 Dollars.................... - Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 16, 2008

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    Just to Make You Smile............................. - Here's a few funnies which will hopefully make you all smile and brighten up your day. Enjoy...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 30, 2008

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    How Times Change............................ - How times change!       Scenario:    Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1960...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    More From The Irish........... - Paddy & Mick go to  London to donate *****. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus!! ...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Jun 22, 2010

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    Beep Beep - A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 22, 2010

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    Shop Window Dummy - My sense of humour can be bizarre at times........................................You know what it's like when you've had a few beers with your mates. Well, I...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Sep 26, 2008

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    Australian Travellers............... - 2 friends are travelling around the outback in Australia, when one of them slips and falls down a small ravine. His friend climbs down to...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 22, 2008

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    If I Could Swim................... - There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 11, 2008

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    Work Ethic - Hope you are giving your "ALL" at work today. Check out the productivity math. This is strictly a mathematical viewpoint...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 7, 2008

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    Irish Diet - An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.   "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 3 Responses Jun 22, 2010

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    3 Minute Management Course................ - 3-Minute Management Course  Lesson 1    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her ...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 16, 2008

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    I Almost Got Caught!!! -   A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 11, 2008

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    Funny Jokes - "I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was cancelled due to unforeseen events." Two atoms are in a bar.  One turns to the other and says "I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 21, 2010

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    Hahaha.......just Like That........... - I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.' ----------------------- I told...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 22, 2010

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    Men Versus Women............................... - Men and Women   Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 14, 2008

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    The Story of Jack Schitt................. - "Who is Jack Schitt?", you ask. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 1, 2008

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    Things Women Say............. - Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 7, 2008

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    You're Gonna Hate These....................... - Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 13, 2008

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    Well -     Obviously. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 27, 2008

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    Irish Maths Test - Irish maths test Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said.  ...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Jun 22, 2010

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    Fungirl's Gonna Kill Me For This.................. - How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 4 Responses Nov 11, 2008

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    At Least I Think So - I just always make people laugh. I love just saying these witty lines that pop in my head. It's even better when I find someone with the...
    LiveIt28 LiveIt28 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2009

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    Yes I do.. Very much so. I love to show off my long sexy legs. Most of the time I'm wearing a short skirt or dress with my 5" heels and pantyhose or stockings. No matter what time...
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    And what about that one! http://youtu.be/RFCrJleggrI
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    A two year old who dances like Elvis.Amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4wt824D1Bqg
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    At super this my son states that he intends to visit Brazil. My husband, who is infinitely filled with wisdom, replies that my son should look into the possibility of starting a...
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    Pushing over an hour on the elliptical... Because I want to spend more time on EP without hearing about a love affair with my phone... PA.THE.TIC! Although to follow the topic...
    Luckylotus013 Luckylotus013 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    I workout everyday so I can look good and feel good. There is no excuse for anyone who doesn't. Not sorry.
    rb9358 rb9358 22-25, M Mar 22

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
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    Beliefs/Religions Sorry if this seems sarcastic because I am. I think we all have the rights to believe in anything we want. I always try to accept the fact that people have...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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