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I Have a Guru

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    Guru Jesus

    Hopefully my interpretation of The Christ will be acceptable since I call Him a Guru inasmuchas He transmitted The Holy Spirit to His disciples. In Hindu parlance, as Adi Da {Bubba Free John, Da Loveananda, et al} and Muktananda declare it is Shakti from the goddess Kundalini...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M 2 Responses May 17, 2009

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    My Guru

    My guru is my husband, a cuban sex god that could make zeus cower in his boots, (not that he ever wore any) but he has the best personality, so calm and organized. I call him batman
    StephanieManoso StephanieManoso 31-35, F Dec 6, 2011

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    Shiva Purana

    "Sivapurana has all the characteristics of a Mahapurana. According to the ancients, a Mahapurana contained five main characteristics that concerned either early religion or traditional history. Of these the origin of the universe (Sarga) is an important feature of every...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M Apr 8, 2010

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    Real Gurus

    I know of Adi Da, as Da Free John and other names. He was a disciple of Svami Muktananda Paramahamsa of the Sarasviti Order of Monks. Baba [meaning father as we call him] was a kundalini yogi of premier magnitude who had the ability to awaken in people the dormant Shakti, or Holy...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M May 16, 2009

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    Why Consult a Reality Expert?

    After a lifetime of hard searching, going for every kind of crazy experience that brought me 'beyond' myself and desperatly trying to figure what 'it was all about', trying to make myself great at this or that, create a new artform or just become happy, i found myself in a...
    jymdarling jymdarling 41-45 4 Responses Feb 14, 2008

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    1990 Miata 5spd open diff 160K miles no AC, no stereo, no power mirrors Enkei RSF-2 949 Racing chassis braces See the album for pics. Major Maintenance Accomplished so far...
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    once I was at this birthday party thing with my family and we shared a table. plus I have an anxiety of tight places. I get unhappy and I can't control what's going on, I just...
    VictoriaHall VictoriaHall 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    The more I have grown older. The more I'm like "**** that and **** them". Doesn't mean I've grown all too stronger. But I'm not taking the crap that it's always 'my fault' and that...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 1 Response Nov 29

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    The only good thing about having a bad cold is using the pun.....My nose is running and I have to go catch it.
    AlysonAnnaD AlysonAnnaD 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29

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    I don't think I've ever truly smiled. I don't think anyone has seen the real me. I don't think my friends have ever seen me cry. I don't think I've ever shown them the pain I go...
    SoulWriter17 SoulWriter17 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    My mother may not make it through the night. But she might. I am unsure what I should do. She's trying to walk around...I am trying to stay out of the nurse's way as they try ti...
    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I have nightmares every night because of my abusive childhood. Many times, I'm afraid of going to sleep at night, for dear of waking up in terror. I wish they would go away.
    iwuvmusic iwuvmusic 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    back in days I were in a class and i had a good amount of pepita seeds in my pocket so i started eating them and i also shared some with three of my friends and we tried to make...
    T0bone T0bone 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Sometimes, we have to do a little evil, to do greater good. #kingdomofheaven
    PandaLim PandaLim 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I have really nice imac that has decided this evening that it doesn't want to boot. Giving me the flashing folder of doom, I feel a long day of troubleshooting a head of me...
    misspaperwait misspaperwait 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    I have a lot of fantasies but one of them is to watch my girl get fuckked but another guy and I don't even know why
    maz956 maz956 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    i remember the first time he told me he loved me. i spent the weekend over at his place. We were watching movies. Actually, the movie played in the background while we talked all...
    ShadowedLover ShadowedLover 16-17, F Nov 29

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    http://w.tt/1FFv7m . My life in a book. And yu . Ep friends. I have writen something for you to . I hope you like.
    caithmac caithmac 16-17, M Nov 29

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    I think I'm the only guy attracted to other guys in my school ... I have a crush on .. 7 guys ... All straight ...one is my favorite ... Sometimes I think he's gay ... Or at least...
    rogersphy rogersphy 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    I have 2. One for tea and one for coffee
    xxjellybabyxx xxjellybabyxx 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    The main question is why you want a license? If you have a own car then it's fine. The reason you are very much able to get license. Conclusion: LICENSE IS CHEAPER THEN CAR
    pskqwer8 pskqwer8 26-30, M Nov 29

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    We all have that one smart *** friend oh wait that's me
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 29

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    Well Idk he is gay or str8 or what, he's 25 and everytime I see him, it's like all my pain are dissapeared, he can make me smile and laugh even when he doesn't do anything. Too...
    ebizombie ebizombie 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Plz excuse me if I'm ever mean to u or if I'm suddenly sad or even crying, I have like the worst mood swings
    Wannafillout Wannafillout 13-15, F Nov 29

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    I dislike when people put me in a position to cut them out of my life after YESTERDAY I really have no choice
    Annemanic Annemanic 36-40, F Nov 29

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    I found out 4 days ago that I have Herpes. I'm trying my best to stay positive about the situation but it's still sinking in. I've never been one to care what people think about me...
    cg443319 cg443319 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    They hug and kiss you....almost as if they care....only to betray you first chance they get....just for the sake of good gossip....never caring about your feelings and your pain...
    Sjenka Sjenka 36-40, F Nov 29

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    I notice I usually have the most enthusiasm for life early in the morning prior to the day eventually wearing me down and causing me to become tired.
    OhGK OhGK 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I've never used tobacco, or done drugs, unless you count prescription drugs. I don't drink alcohol, although I have tried it when I was younger. My friend has been pressuring me to...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M 3 Responses Nov 29

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    if ur that special to me, i'd give up all I have just to be with u no matter where u live at, im willing to be with u and travel around the world with u someday
    ThatOneBlackGurl ThatOneBlackGurl 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    I was with him for 6 months. That's all the time it took for him to completely break down my walls and destroy me. I've always thought of myself as a strong person, but I guess...
    chokedbydaddy chokedbydaddy 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 29

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    Thousands of miles afar, Who thought I would find a shining star, A friend whom I call my cutie pie, has given me happiness so high, And such positivity he emits around, that...
    GenuineAngel GenuineAngel 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 29

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    In other words I have been lied to. Repeatedly.
    TheGirlFromJupiter TheGirlFromJupiter 18-21, F Nov 29

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    I have been in love with a friend of mine forever and finally worked up the courage to tell him because he was being flirty and sweet to me and i thought I had a chance... The day...
    sweetxdreamsx sweetxdreamsx 18-21, F 7 Responses Nov 29

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    I carry a scar in the center of my chest from having open-heart surgery last year. It's healed incredibly well, but it's definitely visible. Before my surgery, I was a little bit...
    HeartlessSinner HeartlessSinner 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 29

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    I am very thankful for all the people that I have in my life.... The ones that love and accept me for who I am, and there isn't many...
    xoxojess97 xoxojess97 16-17, T Nov 29

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    Not once in my life have I ever done drugs, smoke or drank alcohol and I've still had one of the best lives ever
    cbailey301 cbailey301 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Have you ever had a brain freeze face that looks like your ****** face? I think I did that once by accident. That's why I thought of that. I'm like...wait, am I having an ****** or...
    losingNemo losingNemo 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    "Little Things" Your hand fits in mine Like it's made just for me But bear this in mind It was meant to be And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks And it all...
    kitkat2797 kitkat2797 16-17, F Nov 29

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    Like 3 people have told me I look like Mila Kunis but with brown eyes
    AtlPunk1D AtlPunk1D 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    its very difficult just to cope with my own mind. i have to be super in tune to look after my health or else i go nuts and irrational doing inappropriate stuff ( apparently ,i...
    catnip246 catnip246 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    I like me c-o-ck I think it's very beautiful I love how thick and lively it feels I love the heaviness and length Yes I just have to say Gotta love me c-o-c-k
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I had to make a new Facebook account because my old one kept getting hacked, even after changing the password. If Facebook wasn't the only way to keep in contact with my friends...
    AgentSickler AgentSickler 18-21, M Nov 29

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    I love my boyfriend but is it selfish of me to be excited that he is getting deployed next month? I will have a lot of time to focus on school. He is leaving for a whole year!!! I...
    allondra123 allondra123 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    In the natural it seems like my life will be over after college. In the spirit it seems like it'll just be the beginning. The job market is crazy, getting into a graduate school...
    SheIsHealing SheIsHealing 18-21, F Nov 29

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