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    Guru Jesus

    Hopefully my interpretation of The Christ will be acceptable since I call Him a Guru inasmuchas He transmitted The Holy Spirit to His disciples. In Hindu parlance, as Adi Da {Bubba Free John, Da Loveananda, et al} and Muktananda declare it is Shakti from the goddess Kundalini...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M 2 Responses May 17, 2009

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    Real Gurus

    I know of Adi Da, as Da Free John and other names. He was a disciple of Svami Muktananda Paramahamsa of the Sarasviti Order of Monks. Baba [meaning father as we call him] was a kundalini yogi of premier magnitude who had the ability to awaken in people the dormant Shakti, or Holy...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M May 16, 2009

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    Shiva Purana

    "Sivapurana has all the characteristics of a Mahapurana. According to the ancients, a Mahapurana contained five main characteristics that concerned either early religion or traditional history. Of these the origin of the universe (Sarga) is an important feature of every...
    freeed freeed 61-65, M Apr 8, 2010

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    My Guru

    My guru is my husband, a cuban sex god that could make zeus cower in his boots, (not that he ever wore any) but he has the best personality, so calm and organized. I call him batman
    StephanieManoso StephanieManoso 31-35, F Dec 6, 2011

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    Why Consult a Reality Expert?

    After a lifetime of hard searching, going for every kind of crazy experience that brought me 'beyond' myself and desperatly trying to figure what 'it was all about', trying to make myself great at this or that, create a new artform or just become happy, i found myself in a...
    jymdarling jymdarling 41-45 4 Responses Feb 14, 2008

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    Oh we use to have more than fans, Honey. (Says in my old EP'ers voice.) We use to have friends, fans, and gurus. MMM let me tell you about them old days of EP. I remember my gurus...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 1 Response Jan 9

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    Makalemize Baslarken Oncelikle Karsimizda Kisi Veya Kisilerin Oldugunu Dusunerek Makalemizi Duzenliyoruz Sohbet Makalesi Kisi’nin Veya Kisilerin Birbirleriyleriyle Sohbet...
    RekorNet RekorNet 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 13

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    I stumbled across this literally about half an hour ago while surfing the net and I think I may actually have this. It may be a result of my ADHD/ADD (I have yet to get it tested...
    divermel divermel 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    Not really. But I want to be diagnosed soon, as I believe I have it. You see, all my life I've struggled to live normally. I failed. A lot of people dislike me because I am...
    deeplydull deeplydull 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    A few simple of experiences of why I have cried in school: Kindergarten: I called a boy in my class stupid, then later when I saw a police car park in front of the school I started...
    SparkleSwirl SparkleSwirl 18-21, F 11 hrs ago

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    I have poly arthritis - arthritis in more then 5 joints of my body. Initially I thought it was from over doing it at the gym as the specialist had no reason as to why it started...
    heyitsabike heyitsabike 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    I only got 3 hours of sleep last night. I dreamt that I accidentally killed my friend's newborn baby as I was trying to shush it so we could sneak it somewhere because she wasn't...
    paradiseaurora paradiseaurora 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    No I haven't - and while I can never say never. I'm pretty certain that I won't in the future. However I do have a story about a night when I almost did. My friend J and I went...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    It's been a more than a year when this incident happened. I had a friend (she wasn't that close or anything, just in between an acquaintance to being a friend). She calls me...
    VVmommy VVmommy 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    There is no sexual identity page. Maybe anyone here can recognize my confusion and help? I am a 19 year old girl. I have only ever liked guys, but have recently been thinking that...
    ThinkingCat ThinkingCat 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Help!!! I had lap band surgery Dec. 2013. I initially lost 21lbs but I have gained 4lbs back. For those that have lost and kept it off, how did you do it? I have never experienced...
    MzStrait MzStrait 36-40 1 hr ago

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    I am a believer. I believe god has protected me in many situations. I have really been distanced with him. I losted my grandpa November 2012, right after my mom shot herself in...
    shygirl1986 shygirl1986 26-30, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Last night was one of the worse ones in a few months. I was in a house that I have dreamed of before (not to this extent). Anyway, the beginning started off normal I was getting...
    RjMommy245 RjMommy245 22-25, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Lately I've been living my life just like I always wanted, I still don’t trust people but I realized that I don’t have to trust every single person I let into my life, I just...
    SmartnDangerous SmartnDangerous 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    I realised the other day that I have drastically changed. When I was in primary school I was what some people call a sheep. I used to want to look and act like all the girls did in...
    CeBeY1 CeBeY1 18-21, F 1 hr ago

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    Alright so I'm curious and just looking for answers. Throughout my life I have always had trouble expressing myself to others, wether it be joy, sorrow, exc. I bottled up a lot, I...
    TheNeverendingLlama TheNeverendingLlama 18-21, M 12 hrs ago

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    I think I have social anxiety because of I'm in a class where I have no friends I literally almost cry.... Once I did cry bc I had to talk in front of my class.
    KaylaBVB KaylaBVB 16-17, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Im never aloud to do anything. like they all lock me in my room and never let me go anywhere unless they are with me. i have no life. i have no friends because im not aloud to go...
    TiffanyNicoleLovesNene TiffanyNicoleLovesNene 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    That's about the entirety of it in a nut shell. I fell for a girl when she was 17, I 18. We had a very intense, deep love for only 3 months time. After 9 years of remaining...
    jsc0tzi jsc0tzi 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    Every weekend I take a long nap for all the hours of sleep I have lost during the week. Its usually 2 hours or so. For a couple of years now I've been getting nightmares in BROAD...
    dailydreamer70 dailydreamer70 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    If someone asked me what I'm doing with my life, I couldn't give an answer. I've never been more lost than I am in this moment. I'm not going to school, I don't work, and I have an...
    sadvibes sadvibes 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I think my situation is called anxiety. I have a fear of running out of resources..like money time and especially natural resources . As weird as it sounds I have a serious fear...
    SoBeCurious SoBeCurious 18-21, M 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    When I get stressed I get sad.. I have a bad habit of thinking too much and working too much...like I have 4 part time jobs and I also go to school/college.. It's so stressful to...
    Zineq Zineq 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Yea, I'm going down that road again. I've been clean for 2 and a 1/2 months. I'm just really stressed recently and having those bad thoughts. That God it's winter. But I have swim...
    AngelsAgainstUs AngelsAgainstUs 16-17, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Hey! Im 38 years old, almost 39 but my humor is silly/weird and in the gutter most of the time! Lol....so pull your pants up people and save that **** for later cuz I wanna talk...
    MissJamie12 MissJamie12 36-40 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Especially when it's wicked late and you know you have to get up in three hours, so then you question what the point is to even trying. Even if you do fall asleep, you'll just be...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    anxiety is the worst feeling to have. Even worse than depression to me.
    LazyApe LazyApe 31-35, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Our plumber was over. I had just finished my shower and got into my short gown (just below my bum) I had just done my make up and brushed my hair and went downstairs for a drink...
    Frankiehw Frankiehw 13-15, F 5 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    I can't stand being treated like crap and being lied to my husband and I are married for 20 years and shouldn't have for the longest time he is not loyal and a conniving creep I'm...
    Bella70 Bella70 41-45, F 4 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    So here it is, we have a guest yesterday. I thought it's my mother's friend and then a guy walked in and called her mom, he was so handsome. My mom called me to come near and said...
    Awesome003 Awesome003 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    A poem for big sis When we meet I want to hug and make it seem like forever. because no matter what you and I endeavour I love you big sis and I wish I could feel your...
    RaigaKurosuki RaigaKurosuki 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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    Is it legit to call yourself an american even if you really dont have an american blood?
    faye08 faye08 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I think a lot people have this feeling on Sunday night
    MrsHouhouland MrsHouhouland 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    whenever I read my posts I notice I have the worst grammar ever, too bad there is no edit feature on here
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    Yup I have an English one today from 12:30-2:30 PM (my time)
    BloodRedDarkness BloodRedDarkness 16-17, F 4 hrs ago

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    Not completely. I have never known and I don't know how to know.
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    it appears that the months from September to December have all been shifted by 2 months. going by the first 3 letters of those months, they all indicate that they're each 2 months...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    When you have this it's easy to become absolutely obsessed with things, and that's not easy to deal with, even when I became devastated after finishing a book series that there are...
    Dakurti99 Dakurti99 13-15, M 3 hrs ago

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    I totally hate giving my email address to stores when I check out..I don't want to be mean and be like "no way man"...guess I have to live with my Pet Smart surprises because I'm...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Hello fellow Christians! I just have a prayer request. Could you please pray for strength? I'm in a pretty major spiritual battle. Devil is trying to make me feel insecure in God...
    HappyHeart555 HappyHeart555 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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