I Have a Gutterized Mind

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    Gutteriffic Thoughts

    I love having a gutter mind. It adds color to every moment of the day. Normally lame and ordinary days are filled with speech that begs for everyone to laugh or blush as the case may be... for example, at home with the wife and the new dvd player "...its easy, just...
    doitagain doitagain
    36-40, M
    1 Response May 15, 2008


      My dirty mind laughed hysterically at that. Could it be a trade for a piece of furniture, or could Bunnie be propositioning me?     As if you couldn't tell by the above picture and comment. My mind is always in the gutter, we are talking 100% of the time.
    DietIcedTea DietIcedTea
    36-40, F
    Jul 13, 2009


    Yeeeeah... I'm not a sex addict... But... I'm pretty kinky. When I wanna be... And I'm horrible when it comes to innuendo and euphemisms.
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    1 Response Aug 14, 2008

    My Mind Has It's Own Little Spot By That Sewer Grate Over There...

    My mind has always been in the gutter, from some moment when I was a wee little kid and learned about sex and lust and all those naughty things that everyone does. Every single time I'm out in public shopping for groceries or having lunch or out to the movies and I see women...
    dedre dedre
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Sep 19, 2009

    I am a web designer/developer

    for a financial institution. One night I was testing our online banking and entered my username incorrectly. The security phrase that came up randomly (obviously not mine) was "somehow pole her". I thought it was hilarious and saved a screenshot.
    AlacrityMelancholy AlacrityMelancholy
    41-45, F
    Nov 2, 2014

    What I Learned In Driving School

    Driving school was extremely boring when i went there. My best friend and I made it fun by making everything the teacher said perverted. It was the only way to get through it and remember what we learned lol. Its all innocent fun. Stay out of the NO ZONES! Never...
    angeliceyes11 angeliceyes11
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2011

    Everything I Think Is About Sex!

    Everything!  I honestly don't care.  Who's to say our conservative western morals are right?  But it's there, and I'm a writer and almost everything is dominated with sex, and sometimes I worry that will lower my readership.
    AnonymouslyMe AnonymouslyMe
    2 Responses May 15, 2008

    **** yeah!!!

    yay...! ...i'm not the only one....you have no idea what "gutterized" (did i use it right?) thoughts go rushing through my head when i see an attractive person..for example....i'd **** the **** out of him...then **** his **** turn him over and **** his...
    FreeByrd FreeByrd
    22-25, F
    7 Responses May 14, 2008

    I Must Say....

    I was born with a gutterized mind, I think. It seems like for as long as I can remember it has always been that way. Since I found EP I am proud to find that I am not alone. The people here tend to help my mind to stay gutterized all day long. LOL
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses May 19, 2008

    Sometimes (honestly Frequently)

    Don't we all live in the gutter sometimes?  I mean don't certain comments trigger you to think about some of the most gutter thoughts of all. Some of us aren't embarassed to admit we have these thought while others of us choose to keep them very quiet.  Neither way is...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    14 Responses May 14, 2008
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