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I Have a Hard-on

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    I've been so horny today I started looking up

    massage parlours on the net. Hasn't helped my hard on by the way. I'm now rock hard at my desk and am leaking in my pants. Not sure if I can wait till finish time fo a rub and tug. Might have to jack off in the john.
    noneofyabiss noneofyabiss 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2014

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    I have a hard-on because of this girl!

    !! Who couldn't get one because of her???
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 22-25, M Aug 13, 2014

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    gaydisney1997 gaydisney1997 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    I wash in the morning with a rock hard on.

    ... I jerk it and then go for a shower... While in the shower I get the urge again.... I don't have work today so I guess I'll play on internet... 20 minutes later and I'm hard again.... It goes on this way till 10 pm when I grab my iPad load up EP and stroke myself for the last...
    whispertomenasty whispertomenasty 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 20, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 19, 2014

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    Can't Help It!

    Everytime I see a sexy girl with a short skirt or a sexy hair style.  At the gym I see a particular girl in tight shorts and t shirt.  I have to be careful or my **** almost bursts out of my shorts.
    veryhard veryhard 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 21, 2009

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    Sitting at desk working away

    but mind seems to be somewhere else, if the bulge in my pants is anything to go by.
    Damon1974 Damon1974 36-40, M 2 Responses May 29, 2014

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    It's no surprise though,

    hard ons and me go way back. My technique for dealing with them has evolved over the years but the end result is the same; a big, juicy, hot mess of seed squirted all over.
    cnoth cnoth 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 12

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