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I Have a Hard-on

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 11

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    Can't Help It!

    Everytime I see a sexy girl with a short skirt or a sexy hair style.  At the gym I see a particular girl in tight shorts and t shirt.  I have to be careful or my **** almost bursts out of my shorts.
    veryhard veryhard 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 21, 2009

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    I wash in the morning with a rock hard on.

    ... I jerk it and then go for a shower... While in the shower I get the urge again.... I don't have work today so I guess I'll play on internet... 20 minutes later and I'm hard again.... It goes on this way till 10 pm when I grab my iPad load up EP and stroke myself for the last...
    whispertomenasty whispertomenasty 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 20, 2014

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    Lately then I wake up I always seem to have a

    hard-on it is I have to calm down just so I can go pee or I have to c#um to take care of it
    booyah270 booyah270 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    It's no surprise though,

    hard ons and me go way back. My technique for dealing with them has evolved over the years but the end result is the same; a big, juicy, hot mess of seed squirted all over.
    cnoth cnoth 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 12

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    gaydisney1997 gaydisney1997 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    I have a hard-on because of this girl!

    !! Who couldn't get one because of her???
    Harryharry123 Harryharry123 26-30, M Aug 13, 2014

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    I've been so horny today I started looking up

    massage parlours on the net. Hasn't helped my hard on by the way. I'm now rock hard at my desk and am leaking in my pants. Not sure if I can wait till finish time fo a rub and tug. Might have to jack off in the john.
    noneofyabiss noneofyabiss 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 1, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 19, 2014

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    Sitting at desk working away

    but mind seems to be somewhere else, if the bulge in my pants is anything to go by.
    Damon1974 Damon1974 41-45, M 2 Responses May 29, 2014

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    I was working out naked with my sister

    and her daughter. we were in the same gym that we have at our home. i had an amazing hard on they both watched my *****.
    hotguy34horny hotguy34horny 36-40, M 4 days ago

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