I Have a Husband That Thinks I Am An Idiot

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    I cook. Sometimes. When I feel like it.

    Isn't often, I admit. I'm creative. I crochet and am trying to see some useful things. I knit some and am working in quite a few things. I'm trying to get some of my stuff sold, instead of just giving things as gifts. I'm a bad salesperson tho. I'm too kindhearted and expect...
    mrsklemzak mrsklemzak
    41-45, F
    Oct 12, 2014
    ThunderWaffles ThunderWaffles
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 12, 2014

    I Am Not!

    I'm not entirely sure he thinks I'm an idiot, but he definitely thinks he is more intelligent than I am. Let me share a little secret with you guys, my IQ is 163, two points lower than Einstein's. His IQ is 122, that is a full 43 points below Einstein's. Who do you think is more...
    darknessandfear89 darknessandfear89
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jun 28, 2009
    Bigbootyno2 Bigbootyno2
    70+, T
    Oct 12, 2014

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