I Have a J-lo Booty

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 75 People

    Well...not Exactly....

    But what horrified me in high school.  My cheer uniform skirt had to be specaily ordered or else my hinnie would show.  I just hated it!! Seems now...bodacious boodies are in.... Oh Goodie for Me!!!!
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 7, 2007

    Bootylicious

    I have a big butt too, lol, always have even when I was thin or skinny.  I never appreciated my butt and I'm starting too and the massages I get on it, are undescribable.  ;P  People pay big bucks to have it done and I got it.  You don't like it, don't look at it, lol...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 16, 2011

    I got my butt grabbed at the grocery store

    once by an old man! I just kinda smiled and walked away 😂
    LacieSmooch LacieSmooch
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    Except I'm A Guy, So Not Good

    I kinda dislike my booty. I'm a white guy, so i don't think a guy is supposed to have a booty like mine. My underwear doesn't fit very well, unfortunately. (wedgies) Sometimes i get made fun of at school, but it's not that bad. I also have a VERY high butt crack, so people...
    sdq1456sock sdq1456sock
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jul 27, 2011

    Yeah, Kinda

    Well I don't know what to think of my butt anymore. I care about my butt D: I used to have an abnormally huge *** -.- but then I lost a bunch of weight and my mom said I had lost my nalgas D: Everyone knows me by my butt xD Yes, people slap it ALL the time. My mom, my sister...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    6 Responses Mar 23, 2011

    I Like Big Butts and I Can Not Lie...

    If this is a top song for you then you will LOVE me. LOL  I may not look Cuban but momma did give me the family @ss! *giggle* And I luv it! (__!__) Whoo hoo!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Sep 19, 2007
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