I Have a J-lo Booty

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 76 People

    I got my butt grabbed at the grocery store

    once by an old man! I just kinda smiled and walked away 😂
    LacieSmooch LacieSmooch
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 14, 2015

    Except I'm A Guy, So Not Good

    I kinda dislike my booty. I'm a white guy, so i don't think a guy is supposed to have a booty like mine. My underwear doesn't fit very well, unfortunately. (wedgies) Sometimes i get made fun of at school, but it's not that bad. I also have a VERY high butt crack, so people...
    sdq1456sock sdq1456sock
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 27, 2011

    Yeah, Kinda

    Well I don't know what to think of my butt anymore. I care about my butt D: I used to have an abnormally huge *** -.- but then I lost a bunch of weight and my mom said I had lost my nalgas D: Everyone knows me by my butt xD Yes, people slap it ALL the time. My mom, my sister...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    6 Responses Mar 23, 2011

    I Like Big Butts and I Can Not Lie...

    If this is a top song for you then you will LOVE me. LOL  I may not look Cuban but momma did give me the family @ss! *giggle* And I luv it! (__!__) Whoo hoo!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Sep 19, 2007

    Well...not Exactly....

    But what horrified me in high school.  My cheer uniform skirt had to be specaily ordered or else my hinnie would show.  I just hated it!! Seems now...bodacious boodies are in.... Oh Goodie for Me!!!!
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 7, 2007

    Bootylicious

    I have a big butt too, lol, always have even when I was thin or skinny.  I never appreciated my butt and I'm starting too and the massages I get on it, are undescribable.  ;P  People pay big bucks to have it done and I got it.  You don't like it, don't look at it, lol...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 16, 2011
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