I Have a Joke For Everyone

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    Why is 6 scared of 7?

    Cause 7, 8, 9. lol always amuses me sorry !
    Bailey251 Bailey251
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 28, 2014

    It'S Lame But Please Bear With Me

    What do you call a mean hash brown ? A harsh brown :) Hope ya like it ! No hate please
    missinvisiblegirl missinvisiblegirl
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 15, 2013

    A woman had a problem with her closet door - it

    would fell down every time a bus would pass by. She called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he steps into the closet. At that time the...
    gntlmnjim1 gntlmnjim1
    70+
    2 Responses Mar 23, 2014

    H&H

    Q: Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag :P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Nov 26, 2007

    Mines So Stupid

    Q:why couldnt the shark eat the penguin A:because it couldnt take its wrapper off. hehe
    lickleprincess lickleprincess
    13-15, F
    Sep 3, 2009

    I Have A Joke ...I Googled I Have A Joke, And I Wound Up In This Place.

    I love today's modern women....healthy, wealthy independent, strong, ..........to continue to migrate and reside in Maine.
    billykid05 billykid05
    46-50
    Feb 1, 2013

    My Kind of Humor

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Dec 14, 2007

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the

    Pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained...
    gntlmnjim1 gntlmnjim1
    70+
    Mar 22, 2014

    Why Is Bill Nye Th Science Guy So Stupid?

    I read this on Answers.com:   Q:Why is Bill Nye th science guy so stupid?   A:I bet he can spell "the" correctly. LOL.
    DiscretelyAnonymous DiscretelyAnonymous
    13-15, F
    Sep 21, 2009

    Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN,

    TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM...
    gntlmnjim1 gntlmnjim1
    70+
    Mar 23, 2014

    Guts & Balls - Medical Distinctions

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS -----arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a...
    BrooklynGirl BrooklynGirl
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Oct 28, 2007

    Clean Blonde Joke

    My favorite blonde joke is...   Q:  What do blondes think Cheerios are? A: Donut seeds.  
    Onlythetruth Onlythetruth
    36-40, F
    May 31, 2009

    Why does Spongebob hate the city of Detroit?

    Cause Kwame Kilpatrick.... Get it? Kill-Patrick?! It's my favorite
    Marylessthan3 Marylessthan3
    26-30, F
    Nov 30, 2013

    Ha Ha Ha

    Women are so much smarter     When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen...
    SINISTERMEMPHISTO SINISTERMEMPHISTO
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2007
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