Q: How do you find a MACDONALD in a Scottish clan meeting?
A: Lift up the kilts and look for the quarter ponder!
LMAO.....my husband is Scottish decent and he told me that one....way too funny....no harm intended to any one!!!!
A Golfer's Bargain
A rather upset gentleman is in a competitive golf match with a friend who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 'Boy! I'd give anything to sink this putt,' the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, 'Would you...