I Have A Joke

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    Tom was a travelling salesman.

    One day as he was driving south on the Pacific Coast highway, when he decided to stop off at a small bar in a little fishing village in southern Oregon. The place was empty being late afternoon so he bellied up to the bar and asked for a beer. A short while later he heard the...
    Fatherofthedaughter Fatherofthedaughter
    56-60, M
    1 Response Nov 5, 2015

    A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

    "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest girl friend, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in...
    Fatherofthedaughter Fatherofthedaughter
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Oct 30, 2015
    AnotherJo AnotherJo
    18-21, M
    Feb 3, 2015

    5 friends lived in a room,

    namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody. 0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody. At That time Brain was in bath room, Mad called Police. Mad : Is it Police Station ? Police : Yes, what is the matter ? Mad : somebody killed nobody. Police : Are u mad? Mad : yes, i am Mad. Police...
    ashulikesyou ashulikesyou
    22-25, M
    Apr 1, 2014

    I Have A Great Joke

    Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize. This is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long time.     This is a joke right?
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    35 Responses Oct 12, 2009
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