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I Have a Kid That Cracks Me Up

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    House Broken But Now to Potty Training - I am potty training my two year old now.  We actually just started yesterday and he is doing great.  I put him in cotton training...
    NoGodsNoMasters NoGodsNoMasters 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Where Do They Find These Things - I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to...
    specks77 specks77 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2013

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    Where Do They Find These Things - I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to...
    specks77 specks77 36-40, F Jan 19, 2013

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    Egg Play - First Easter alone. Didn't go to church. Didn't do anything but baskets.Little Bird is bored with chocolate and peeps. And is now playing with his eggs. He mixes the...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 20 Responses Apr 24, 2011

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    "hey Daddy, Look What I Found" Lol!!!!! - It was a normal tubby time. My oldest daughter Jugee was only 2. I was home from my second tour in Iraq for a couple months, and...
    3rdbct187thRakkasan 3rdbct187thRakkasan 26-30, M 6 Responses Oct 23, 2011

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    The Trio Of Trouble - I have a 6, 5 and 4 year old, they are all boys and every day I love them more, today was no different.  Just recently I cleaned out a spare bedroom so that...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 22, 2012

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    Da Bomb Diggity - So I pop off with slang around my kids ... more than I prolly should. I just asked my oldest son who is 6 to do something for me and when he had finished I said...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 30, 2011

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    Ca Ca - My little girl likes to make fun if Lady Gaga by calling her Lady Ca Ca lol. I find it hilarious.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Oct 4, 2011

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    Can't Go To School. - My daughter is in pre-school.  Most mornings she is very excited to go, but sometimes she has a hard time, and protests.  This morning, she was...
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 10 Responses Feb 5, 2010

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    Ricola! - My son used to like to go around the house shouting Ricola! It made me laugh so much. I used to do the exact same thing when I was little. Sometimes I still get the urge...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F Jul 13, 2011

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    My kid is funny. She runs into things all the time because she's too busy talking. She makes funny faces and dances like a weirdo.
    larisahhh larisahhh 26-30, F Jan 23

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    My brother is the funniest kid in the world!! Hahaa, when he's crying and upset he'll pop his head in the corner and look at you, while crying cx He's cute.. And a little shiiit
    Invader1 Invader1 18-21, F Dec 4, 2013

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    Daily Sentences - One of the things my nephew is doing right now in home education is learning how to write proper sentences. Each day he writes about ten sentences with...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Apr 24, 2012

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    Valentine - A couple of years ago, when my oldest son was three, he was working on an art project with my step-mother. She calls me up and says, Glow. I think you need to come...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 22 Responses Feb 14, 2010

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    Innocence Lost - On Tuesday, the 5th grade classes watched that special film. You know, the one you see in Health class...Growth and Development. I know you remember. The...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 25 Responses Jan 18, 2013

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    Oh Boy - My 7 year old son was on the computer last night,  as I worked on dinner.  When he quit and went upstairs,  I jumped on to finish an article I had started earlier...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 164 Responses Dec 7, 2009

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    " The Whys And The Why Nots !" - Whys and Why nots…. My husband has never refused the responsibility of the title disciplinarian. When our daughter was 5 years old...
    weedbychoice weedbychoice 66-70 Apr 11, 2012

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    Thirst - I'm running around my house, trying to clean up after and cook for a 5-year-old, who is taking full advantage of my preoccupation.  I walk into my bedroom, and she...
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 7 Responses Feb 19, 2010

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    My lil girl , 18months old, imitates everything we do. It's always fun to watch.
    Cocopunch Cocopunch 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    PG I don't got to a lot of movies at the theater. I am just not buying what Hollywood is selling. I am an Indie kind of girl. But every once in awhile something will catch my...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 10 Responses Jan 10

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    My Little Monkey! - Jace is such a wild little thing! He's the funniest little thing! He likes to take his tonka truck and put Snow in it and bring it in the house and pour it all...
    EricaaaR EricaaaR 16-17, F Jan 14, 2012

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    Pete And Repeat - My three year old caught me off guard today and had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. At times when the boys do something really outrageous I say "That is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Mar 10, 2012

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    Many conversations he begins start with..."mom, I have a proposal" and he always makes me laugh. When he was younger he always had an "idea" for everything. Gotta love a kid who...
    Wsp37 Wsp37 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2013

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    Early Morning Shuffle - The little man's bus comes at 7:13 every morning.  The bus stop is just three houses down, we appreciate that.  Our visual que to leave each...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 20 Responses May 3, 2010

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    A Sign Of The Times - My son and I get up really early to catch the school bus.  On a recent morning,  we were discussing an upcoming assignment.  He was to write five poems...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 12 Responses Apr 28, 2011

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    Mommy, I Have A Hole! - When my oldest daughter was three, she came to me really concerned saying, "Mommy, I have a hole!". Baffled, I asked her to show me what she was talking...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Jul 9, 2011

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    Double Trouble - One of my sons recently got a cool gig,  playing music for a production of "Guys and Dolls."  Four performances,  great pay.  One of these shows was Monday...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 25 Responses Mar 25, 2011

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    *giggle* - I just heard the following conversation between my 5-year-old and 3-year-old from the other room:   5: I'm a scientist. Scientists don't goof around like little...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 3, 2010

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    "Do You Have A Penis Or Vagina?" - Like me, my youngest has always enjoyed drawing and painting. When she was in pre-k she was fascinated with drawing people. One day I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Nov 11, 2011

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    Y'all Come Back Now, Ya Hear? - Stinky's college was evacuated with a hurricane warnings. Football camp was shortened by a couple days, but my ball player was ready and glad to be...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    The Little Turkey - I had forgotten about it until just now but yesterday I couldn't figure out why my oldest son seemed to be more hyper than usual. I mean, he was up and down and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 19, 2011

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    Problem Solved - Last week my seven year old son had a really bad day at school.   For the sake of his second grade dignity,  I will not go into details.  Later...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 61 Responses Oct 5, 2009

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    Teachers Have It Best - Every year I have at least one who cracks me up. My favorite, Daniel. Cutest little mush! The upper grades (3-5) had to take a state exam and I told the...
    khushali11 khushali11 26-30, F Oct 12, 2011

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    Mommy Toot! - One of my two year olds is fascinated with farts. He feels the need to not only announce his own, but call out other people when they break wind. Last week I had to...
    MommyGoneMad MommyGoneMad 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 19, 2011

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    Give Me A Break - Yesterday we planned a trip to a corn maze.  The little man really wanted his best friend to come along.  Sadly,  she couldn't make it.  She...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 27 Responses Nov 9, 2009

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    Giggles - My son J-J always has me laughing ... I put him and his brother on the floor next to each other and they stare at each other than J-J would just start laughing he has...
    Purplerain67 Purplerain67 13-15, F Aug 31, 2013

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    Yes Yes Yes - When my daughter was 2 I started noticing her walking around the house rubbing her head and yelling "yes yes yes." I couldn't figure out why she was always doing that...
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2011

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    Lessons Learned - ~~~I'm not cheap.  I'm sensible.~~~ As my children grow into productive citizens of the world,  I see some of that sensibility peeking around corners...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 51 Responses Jun 3, 2010

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    I Have A Funny Kid! - I really do have a funny kid!...and words can't describe the love I feel for our son. He's just such an amazing person. As he grows up, I see his personality...
    reallygoodperson reallygoodperson 41-45, F 3 Responses Jun 28, 2012

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    Jnr 2 ..... - has a plan , my wife and I are of to Florida for a week . Jnr 2 was on the phone asking his Anty if she was coming to stay, to  take him to the movies...
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 10 Responses May 5, 2010

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    My Silly Little Girl - I have a 2 year old daughter (3 next month) & she is so funny. she is just too much sometimes :) She has the mind of an 8 year old & the attiude of a 16 year...
    jmecovington jmecovington 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 22, 2012

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    Communication "issues" - I took my daughter to a Halloween party at a friend's house back in October.  The tables were set up to cut and/or color pumpkins, and...
    unobserver unobserver 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 27, 2010

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    Summertime~ and the living is easy - Around 11 o'clock,  yesterday morning, our 7 year old decided it was a perfect day to throw a party.  For the next 5 hours he was...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 62 Responses Jul 1, 2009

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    Star Wars - My daughter was playing with her Barbie dolls the other day.  All the dolls were having a girly chat, “oh nice shoes,” “ I love your dress...
    Vulcan45 Vulcan45 46-50, M 11 Responses Mar 25, 2010

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    Decade Off? - My 'kid' sent me this.  Been offered cream to make my skin look 10years younger in 10minutes. That would make me 14 and covered in teenage spots again.  Errmm...
    avatarunknown avatarunknown 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2011

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    "badda-beep, Badda-boop, Badda-boop, Badda-beep" - Lumpy's favorite movie was the Godfather trilogy. I don't think he ever actually knew just how many times he saw any...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 6, 2011

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    Eat Your Vegetables! We enjoy eating at our house. All kinds of edibles. Some may call us "foodies." We love to cook, share recipes, food channel, all of it. A new ingredient...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 7 Responses Feb 21

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    House Of Clowns - I usually post stories about our youngest here.  But I can't deny our other two sons.  They crack me up too. So,  they are teaching economics...
    Lilt Lilt 46-50 52 Responses Jan 26, 2010

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