I Have a Kid That Cracks Me Up

I usually post stories about our youngest here.  But I can't deny our other two sons.  They crack me up too. So,  they are teaching economics in the 2nd grade now.  The little man had to "apply" for a classroom...

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an opening through something; gap; aperture: a hole in the roof; a hole in my sock.

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A couple of years ago, when my oldest son was three, he was working on an art project with my step-mother. She calls me up and says, Glow. I think you need to come see this. I'm not sure how to handle it...

Oh God. What has he done...

My 20 month old daughter keeps me laughing all the time! Everyday she does things that crack me up whether it be singing a song or playing in something that is unusual for her to play in or even what she says and she loves to try to...

I really do have a funny kid!...and words can't describe the love I feel for our son. He's just such an amazing person. As he grows up, I see his personality develope. It's so cool! There's not a day that goes by that he doesn't make...

So yesterday my 20 month old walks up to me and says to me "need money" so I ask her "why do you need money" and her response is "diapers" it cracked me up! I wish I would've caught it on videotape !

My 7 year old son was on the computer last night,  as I worked on dinner.  When he quit and went upstairs,  I jumped on to finish an article I had started earlier.  I clicked on my history and I see 

"Google search....Big Boobs...

One of the things my nephew is doing right now in home education is learning how to write proper sentences. Each day he writes about ten sentences with different focuses. Today he wrote ten sentences about his favorites such as his...

When my oldest daughter was three, she came to me really concerned saying, "Mommy, I have a hole!". Baffled, I asked her to show me what she was talking about. After pointing to her private area, her issue became clear to me. Trying to...

I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to shake her hand, and she says " no give me five" and little one reaches to shake her hand...

Around 11 o'clock,  yesterday morning, our 7 year old decided it was a perfect day to throw a party.  For the next 5 hours he was totally engrossed in the role of event planner.
Decorating was the first order of business...

I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to shake her hand, and she says " no give me five" and little one reaches to shake her hand...

The little man's bus comes at 7:13 every morning.  The bus stop is just three houses down, we appreciate that.  Our visual que to leave each morning is Mrs. W. and her daughter, Sarah.  They live two houses up. ...

~~~I'm not cheap.  I'm sensible.~~~

As my children grow into productive citizens of the world,  I see some of that sensibility peeking around corners.   My twin sons have lived in the dorms for the past three years...

Last week my seven year old son had a really bad day at school.   For the sake of his second grade dignity,  I will not go into details.  Later that afternoon,  he went out into the middle of the yard and...

My three year old caught me off guard today and had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. At times when the boys do something really outrageous I say "That is UNACCEPTABLE!" I say it like that "UNACCEPTABLE!"Anyway, today they finished...

These are just a few things that my kids have said to me that just cracked me up. I keep forgetting that the kids are no longer little babies and have opinions and voice their own thoughts and concerns, but what blows me away is I have...

I have a 6, 5 and 4 year old, they are all boys and every day I love them more, today was no different. 
Just recently I cleaned out a spare bedroom so that one of them could have a room of his own. Up to now I've had them in the same...

On Tuesday, the 5th grade classes watched that special film. You know, the one you see in Health class...Growth and Development. I know you remember.

The next day, my son and his buddies are hanging out in the kitchen~~emptying...