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I Have A Lovely Twat

No really it is lovely ;) 33 People

    So I'm doing this as advised by a dear EP friend.. My life is not perfect... I have many problems, but the purpose is to focus on the good I will start now and add things later...
    ThePeach ThePeach 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    this was the lovely week in my life my angel& wife sherry got promotion for her hard work she was the best and most beautiful girl i ever seen in my life.my princess was my...
    sherrymunna sherrymunna 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 20

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    this was the lovely week in my life my angel& wife sherry got promotion for her hard work she was the best and most beautiful girl i ever seen in my life.my princess was my...
    sherrymunna sherrymunna 18-21, M Jul 20

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    So I was out a few weeks back for my cousins birthday. My mum stayed at mine so i didn't have to rush home for my twins. Anyway it waa about 1am i was in a club having a dance and...
    sammyjo963 sammyjo963 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I sometimes look at those religious zealots who are heartless, murderers and can do about anything in this world ... and wonder, were they ever little innocent children? It is...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    The poopy fart... So all day I've been passing gas but nothing compares to the fart I let out during me and my friends lighting fire works at one silent moment where we were all...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 4

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    I'm so excited for that time in my life, I think pregnant tummies on petite girls are the cutest. Shopping for myself and my baby is going to be perfect. My husband is going to rub...
    ariella7 ariella7 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    A summary of my nightly fantasies. Lovely, huh? In my dreams, I am afraid I haven't a clue where I am Sometimes I can't even figure out who. Faceless people bustle about Like...
    TorissaNikole TorissaNikole 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    Here we go again, 3rd time around I get curious whilst bf is working away! I logged into his email and found 2 new dating site profiles, and a lovely chat between himself and a 23...
    wjean71 wjean71 41-45, F 5 Responses Jul 10

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    This morning I had a dream that the wall in my backyard was overflowing with water and I felt like it was flooding. I saw three gold koi fish and I got this feeling that they weren...
    Kimbahbay Kimbahbay 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    I got a crush on a work colleague she amazing got lovely bot. Nos about my biggest secret.
    24chris24 24chris24 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    A world galaxies away catches my eye like a candle in the sky...yet it extinguishes whenever plebeian little me attempts to reach it. It inspires the most complex feeling in me...
    Ewoo Ewoo 16-17 Jul 16

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    I love babies!! They are soooo cute!!! Especially newborns. I can't wait to have a few of my own one day.
    Smileeboo Smileeboo 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Found a picture of my dog today. He died last year. I grew up with him ever since I was 2. He reminds me of every single happy memory I had. Now I can't stop crying. Lovely.
    AnthonyTonyWhat AnthonyTonyWhat 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 20

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    I have it on my iPhone now. My account is belovedrose12 and am still figuring out how it works Hot scared after one guy sent me illegal videos and NO way to reort the links or him...
    darktippedrose darktippedrose 26-30, F 6 Responses Jul 20

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    i went to italy not expecting anything but study. i thought learning from the source directly was essential to achieve what i wanted. met new friends, seen wonderful places, ate...
    remydodol remydodol 36-40, F Jul 21

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    I lost the virginity of my tounge to my lovely fiancée
    Phalguni9 Phalguni9 22-25, M Jul 21

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    I just rescued two cats from the street. They are so lovely <3 I'm so sad because i need to put them on adoption :c at least, is for the better.
    Mynameistooweird Mynameistooweird 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    Paris is not as amazing as it is all hyped up to be. This summer I went to Paris, France with my parents and honestly it reminded me tok much of San Francisco. Tall buildings...
    WhiskeyHands WhiskeyHands 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I am part Polish I always thought the Pollocks got a bad rap Why we are beautiful. smart and intelligent ppl We arre known for making a sausage into the best piece if...
    suzysleevereinvented suzysleevereinvented 41-45, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    There's this guy who I can stop thinking about. We talk online till midnight and he always starts the conversations. His smile is beautiful, and I get so nervous but love it when I...
    SylviaSexton SylviaSexton 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Couldn't sleep tonight :( Found this app. I feel like talking to someone but feel like I should ignore all thoughts I have at this hour. You know? :P ah well. Hope everyone on...
    Protosan Protosan 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I hate going to work everyday and leaving my boyfriend alone. I work in a hospital and i am constantly checking the patient database to make sure he didn't overdose again and end...
    anburton00 anburton00 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    This is kind of rare that i met strangers on my way but I never thought this could ever happened to me until yesterday. It was such a quick encounter that led to an amazingly great...
    MRUstranger MRUstranger 22-25 3 days ago

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    This happens often when you have kids...little old ladies especially. I remember one lovely old lady in the doctors surgery once who told me all about her children when they were...
    StoneWall77 StoneWall77 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    Today ...july 30...is our anniversary.... its been a lovely journey...we had our ups and downs like any other couple.... we never had children...long story for another time... but...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    my next story is when we went on my Lesotho exchange visit to St Saviours school, it's in South Africa an we have an exchange scheme for pupils an for farmers too :D so there were...
    hanntiger1 hanntiger1 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Their is a lot that I'm thankful for. Last night I sent thank you gestures out to a handful of friends and most of all replied why you thanking me? Ummmm do you all not realize...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 9

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    Well I flew to California to visit my parents. My mom threw me a baby shower. It was lovely . We didnt talk much about my husband...I didn't blame her. She wanted to keep the mood...
    melguzman21 melguzman21 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    I have realised I have no best friends anymore in my own age range who I can just be totally ridiculous with. I feel so lovely.
    CatherineM76 CatherineM76 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    Good morning everyone, I am new here and I was reading a bit about some of you and your experience's. I must say you are all very supportive and I am happy to say that I am pleased...
    j5myers j5myers 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Im bi and i preferred girls but i have a plan getting married to a man someday. The idea of having a family is just awesome and fulfilling. I wanna have a lovely and beautiful...
    cadburymadness cadburymadness 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    To: The Girl Who Will Replace Me He is going to love you. He will hold your hands when the two of you are together, he will sit by your side on the beach, but don't run around...
    butterfliesndut butterfliesndut 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 22

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    I have been told I have a nice voice, I was walking about the town with my mum and I guess my mum had known this woman, I said "How do you do, I'm Maryah." And she then said "You...
    Maryahsings Maryahsings 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Awww.... I know I shouldn't ask and express in this way. But Nahhh. screw it! I really want to have a lesbian affair! You, my lovely princess. I'm imperfect so please forgive me...
    EasyOrange EasyOrange 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    yesterday at my new work a man, very handsome came into the shop and came to the counter and just stared at me. he kept gesturing and I couldn't ask what he wanted lol but then he...
    musicshy musicshy 26-30, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    It's taken me and my sister a very long time to realise that our mother is passive aggressive. We always thought our mother was selfish and wanted the world to revolve around her...
    Cupcakes95 Cupcakes95 36-40, F 4 hrs ago

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    I wonder why I'm steadily gaining weight. I was diagnosed with Diabetes Insipidus two years ago and all of these stories on this page are very accurate - the discomfort, getting...
    caroline6391 caroline6391 22-25, F 52 mins ago

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    My family has way too high expectations of me... I have to be the perfect kid, I have to make amazing grades I have to be skinny and fit and athletic, social and nice to everyone...
    Tayway22 Tayway22 13-15, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I have long hair. I have long weave. I just have curly hair that looks better straight and straight weave that looks better curly.
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    I wanted to tell you all last night but I was to tired so here's what happened last night! I have been dating Kirk for about six months now and we have a great time together. He...
    JoMumOfFour JoMumOfFour 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    Everyone that has shared a similar experience all have one thing in common, we all say 'but I love him'. I hear your stories and can relate deeply to them. There would be nothing...
    Smiles4u2014 Smiles4u2014 41-45, F 9 hrs ago

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    when your parents notice cuts i moved to my fist. i beat myself till tears ran forth like the river of sorrow in my heart. the bruises you cover. start wearing a shirt to bed so...
    saint0928 saint0928 18-21, M 8 hrs ago

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    The only thing that bothers me with this condition is to get caught in the act. They daydreams have now become too real and vivid that I now use gestures—standing, walking...
    Ontokki Ontokki 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I have done corner time more times than I like to think. Off mum used to make us stand in the corner as a punishment in itself. Like if we were arguing or fighting among ourselves...
    Jilly53 Jilly53 56-60, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    So my boyfriends graduating from boot camp tomorrow, I'm sooo proud of him for sticking it through it :) I really want to be there tomorrow, since it's only a 5 an half hour drive...
    brandijade92 brandijade92 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I have the heart of a small child. I love life. I LOVE to laugh. I love to have fun. I bear no grudges against anyone. But I'll admit: my greatest weakness is... I'm so easily...
    Rivalry0x Rivalry0x 22-25, F 1 hr ago