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I Have A Lovely Twat

No really it is lovely ;) 32 People

    True, she is a lovely person.
    Professorfate Professorfate 51-55 Sep 10

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    HI Bridget - You will definitely must seek the services of a car. I go through many of the critiques and what can I say? Almost certainly the put is fine normally it couldn't be...
    Hiltonhn53 Hiltonhn53 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    Never guess what, I have feet too!! I love making my feet so pretty, lovely nail varnish, maybe a sparkly toe ring and an anklet. Show them off in strappy sandals, lovely :) love...
    xsignorinax xsignorinax 31-35, F 4 Responses Sep 6

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    My wife and I had been thinking of getting a dog for the past ten years. For quite a while we resisted the urge, as we were both working permanent jobs, and it wouldn't have seemed...
    BJH72 BJH72 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 19

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    I don't know what to do... I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and until 2 days ago I had no idea he was a compulsive gambler. He is a really lovely person who treats me...
    randomrach363 randomrach363 18-21, F Aug 20

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    Have a wonderfully lovely day. Hopefully humanity can show it's "good side" for you guys today haha.
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    I just talked to my lovely nephews and I miss them terribly..
    GunFinger GunFinger 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    Hi! I'm an area Seattle photographer who loves to bring out the entertaining and wonder in people. I have been a marriage and portrait photographer for more than five years...
    Michael749y5lj9 Michael749y5lj9 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    So I was thinking about this well driving home for work. Gaining the attention of a lovely young woman with the younger crowd of today. I work with a lot of young gentlemen out...
    Jrwill8701 Jrwill8701 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    "love song neverending" romancer candlelight dinner for two on the beach in moonlight a single rose wrapped in lace with a golden thread woven into it as a symbol of loves bond...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Aug 21

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    My side is this side being on Ep sharing my thoughts and sometimes strange fantasies. Realising there are people out there that find me attractive still. Spoken to some lovely...
    emmajayne40 emmajayne40 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 22

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    I really donĀ“t know how to start this, but the need to talk to someone has become so big. I have Friends and Family, but they think that I have such a perfect relationship and I...
    BrokenandlostX BrokenandlostX 36-40, F 5 Responses Aug 22

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    I keep thinking about a lovely Mudshark caramel porter in a deeply frosted glass...
    BlueTortoise BlueTortoise 61-65, F 4 Responses Aug 23

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    Hello people of the EP my name is doll, am an extremely beautiful cat, I'm lovely and I'm tricolor, my colors are the maximum, are black white and yellow! I was adopted...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 8 Responses Aug 24

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    First let me mention ...its a bank holiday in the uk..... that means the uk nearly shuffles to a standstill....and the weatherman always forecasts rain for the uk... always...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 25

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    “American Experience” is a long-running and widely acclaimed documentary series on PBS. It typically focuses on people and historical events that have had an impact of...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    I want to say thank you to a certain friend of mine that I met on here. You may constantly stalk my profile, but that's good, because you're always the first to message me when...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    I have been to Thailand and I was sad and amazing all at the same time ! Te beaches were lovely !! The night sky was ******* amazing !
    20andinkedxxx 20andinkedxxx 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 27

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    or a lovely hug, or sex... sigh... forever alone...
    Potchii Potchii 22-25, M 4 Responses Aug 27

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    Your friend announces she's getting married to an amazing guy (good personality, outgoing, nice, smart etc). What you say: "Congratulations! How lovely!" What do you most...
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 4 Responses Aug 28

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    My father being the manipulator... He was divorced from mum and jailed for a short term when I was 7 but I only found out why at 17. Before that, I was always 'daddy's little girl...
    TheBratPrince TheBratPrince 18-21, F Aug 28

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    I actually took a screenshot of a message someone sent me because he had paid me a lovely compliment. I know that is a little sad but it meant a lot to me!
    HaightStreet HaightStreet 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 28

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    I've done it again. Well, in my defense she's so beautiful, has a lovely personality and has a wonderful taste when it comes to music and she's really nice to me
    zeezee931 zeezee931 18-21, F Aug 31

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    I have intimacy issues. I hate this because everytime I get close to someone I always get hurt. And I'm tired of it. I really hope you're different as you say... You know who you...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    Because of his eyes, it resembles those of my lovely grumpy cat idol!
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F Aug 31

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    I don't think I have pica syndrome or if it's just a nutrition deficiency but when I get a bath or something I sometimes have a chew on the sponge or something because I like the...
    lucymichelle lucymichelle 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 1

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    I sat down on the old fabric couch with the gray stripes running throughout it. I could see little pieces of fuzz sticking out on occasion and the square pillows being lopsided. It...
    ForeverSmiling ForeverSmiling 13-15, F Sep 1

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    deborah ann woll from trueblood is lovely :3
    jesikahluv jesikahluv 18-21, F Sep 1

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    Thank you! .... for your time, gestures, messages, reading, and commenting on my stories!!!! To one and all, thanks for a lovely morning and afternoon. I had a blast!
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I am a 22 year old female. I was first diagnosed when I was a sophomore in Highschool. But the whole year and a half before that the doctors had no clue what was wrong. From...
    jordan53211 jordan53211 22-25, F Sep 3

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    she has said 'goodbye' . We meet when she sent Me a message here on EP, asking if I would be her Daddy. D/s . I agreed and we began talking often getting to know each other. she...
    sanmac sanmac 61-65, M Sep 3

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    Ahhh! Today did not go as planned. :( Began my first day of college classes, first of all I was five minutes late for my very first class because I couldn't find it. I awkwardly...
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 3

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    Back to my childhood days I used to think that monsters are only creatures with ugly faces; now that I'm old I see monsters with lovely faces!!!!!!!!! Only now I came to know that...
    amine31 amine31 31-35, M Sep 4

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    It's true. I have a dark mind and I like it ;) I'm into Creepypasta (look it up) ghost stories, I love the feeling of getting scared. I love scaring others. I'm a Goth as well...
    ElviraGoth ElviraGoth 16-17, F Sep 4

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    My dog porky was 13 years old, 3 days ago she gave birth to 5 puppies, in the next two days the rest of her puppies died. She's had 3 litters of puppies, and none have died, except...
    ashlynn1014 ashlynn1014 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    To summarize, the pros of steel rollers are which they lasts more time than nylon, they take care of higher masses, and they are usually a bit less costly than nylon rollers. The...
    Freddieqk2494 Freddieqk2494 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 5

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    This lovely man is single and looking for a girlfriend. He is sweet and really nice, he won't do anything to hurt or offend you. I really hope someone out there likes him and could...
    Heyitsme69 Heyitsme69 18-21, F Sep 7

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    "She lost soooooo much weight!" This is to the exercise fanatic hallmate I had freshman year. Sorry, I didn't like to exercise. Sorry, I didn't act all excited when people talked...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 56-60, M 1 Response Sep 9

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    Its difficult to believe and trust anyone does love truly me. Everyone thats hurt me "loved" me. Physical, Emotional and Physicological pain. I have since changed the way I allow...
    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 10

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    Ok, so I haven't been officially diagnosed with DID but this is the most active place for dissociative issues and I need some input. Hope I don't offend anyone. Thanks. Here goes...
    ChantelSurvived ChantelSurvived 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    We are listed here often times and really loved ourselves,the meals is brilliant but the vast majority of all the leisure is excellent.N0 the place else that we know of does...
    Wendolynce106 Wendolynce106 31-35, M 1 Response a week ago

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    She's such a lovely and beutiful person. Her physique is so admiringly and makes me lose my breath whenever she's near...If she only knew how much I like her. Some say I should...
    acamacho4 acamacho4 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I've been mean and rude to one particular friend here and complained a lot about life he's been nothing but kind and patient. The reason behind being mean is because he's not...
    GrumpyMe GrumpyMe 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I can feel it. Struggling with domestic issues at home and at work, and I think depending too much on someone socially is not healthy. I always knew that but when you're swimming...
    BronzeEspada BronzeEspada 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    "Gone in my arms"Today, me and my family bid a tearful farewell to our beloved companion and best friend, Reagan.She was the sweetest girl with a lovely soul and disposition.She...
    takethispain takethispain 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Hi everyone !! At one time Ep saved me by offering me a support system when I had no one to open up too . I've been through a lot and changed a lot . I'm hoping to share more...
    bbtwelve bbtwelve 46-50, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I have many regrets of several situations and interactions i had with people during my years of life. Mistakes, regrets, things I wish I had not said or done. Most of those regrets...
    PeterPalmer PeterPalmer 22-25, M 2 Responses Aug 25