I Have A Mind That Will Blow Your Mind

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    Success..

    So i've reached the peak of luckybirds mount assss-erest (trying to be clever here) and rammed mauh flag pull in.. gently, claiming that *** as conquered by one.. like the monocle'n top hat wearing, rifle wielding gentleman adventurer i am, it made a mess.... like all ovuh'n...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Sep 24, 2013

    I Hate Excuses....(This is for The ladies) lmfao

    One excuse that blows mauh ******* mind with women is the whole "I'm on mauh period so i can be pissed off/moody towards the world" now.. im noht saying the lady i have now has used this yet.. (hopefully she nevuh uses it lmfao) but i would like to point out.. women shouldnt be...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2012

    This Might Be Racist...

    Excuse Randy Newman ladies and gentlemen.. he's obviously taller then me hahahah! ("they got lil voices that go peep peep peep"... LMFAO! best lyrics evuh *extra forserious face*)
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Sep 30, 2012

    Might.

    Someone suggested that I join this group. I already had, but since she suggested I join...i inferred that maybe I she was suggesting that I join and share a story too. I'll be good and ignore the clever little entendre regarding ********/*********** of the mind. It's a lot of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 18, 2010

    To Sum It Up Some...

    ....Juss the thought of you alone gets me so high i feel as though.. i'm smoking with the proverbial gods, noh fraud.. it's what i feel'n keep in mauh heart in soul, it's a steal of a meal, noht bionically speaking, noht applicable yet tis acceptable, it systematically heals...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 6, 2012

    It's Obvious To Those That Know Me Even A Little Bit.

    its just a good skill i picked up like the other skills i picked up while picking skills up. ftw! =D *update* and i make you blow in your pants also =D *update* ive just blown my own mind :/
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    13 Responses May 17, 2010

    Hehe look at the cover picture

    and comment down below :)
    LoneMoonWolfie LoneMoonWolfie
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2014

    I'm following very closely on how to do this,

    if your name is Trey, Jacob, or Bruce Then maybe I'll practice on you! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1936489855
    scarletlocks scarletlocks
    22-25, T
    Feb 8, 2015
    Pizzapaul Pizzapaul
    22-25, M
    Sep 3, 2014

    The New Project...

    i thought all mauh "raps" before were awesome.. but this whole new one imma work on (if all goes accordingly)... imma put 110% into this. EVERYTHING i've wrote before is gonna look beyond silly... my skills have improved and it will show.. i love learning, i guess i should be...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2012

    Noht Caring...

    I've hit that point... *stretches* i must say/type.. it feels good actually. filters are off and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOY! i'm noht to be tested! O,O im getting old like a few of you ******* here.. turning 26 juss sounds terrible lmfao! hmmm what else could one cover?.. hmmmmm...some...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 6, 2012

    Heres A Quick Rap...

    what keeps me high, besides the dro, life, is the mauh queenbee noh ******* lie, she keeps me on mauh toes, slay a dragon with mauh sword before her eyes, it makes her say "whoa", outlaw, cut throat, i'm her renegade mercenary knight SO, i gottuh keep a smile on her face, keep a...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2012

    Dig This Classic Scene..

    i love this movie =D you'll shoot your eye out kid... (is it too early to say "marry christmas ya filthy animal"?) lmfao!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Sep 24, 2012

    Restrictions...

    It runs from here to facebook... *yawns and sips cowfhey* So noht fun.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 8, 2012

    Un-pre-****-table.

    Yea that's me... hmmm what shall one covuh tonight... well ****, let's see here.. ah yes! considering how nice i've been i feel as though one shall kick it up a notch so i say..type.. Drama queens out there..,. noht including muahself duh.. wow.. people have a terrible habit of...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Sep 29, 2012

    Tick-tock Goes The Nuke...

    Hmmmmm.. if this blows up in mauh face.. i WILL NOHT be held accountable for mauh actions anymore, i nevuh should of been anyways, there will be noh reason to anymore.. unchained me is a terrible me, im already unplugged here, which is a HUGE ******* plus to the few that...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 23, 2012

    Trick Question..

    Noht a question by me... me and almost every guy EVER had to go through this VERY TOUCHY QUESTION by a gf!.. what do you do?
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Sep 20, 2012

    Pretty Much Demolish Your's

    Possibly wouldn't be caused by your astonishment to my intelligence. More or less would be because of how fast my brain can jump to one subject matter to the other. I could be having a completely logical conversation with you....HAHAHAHA did any of you believe that? I really...
    CowgirlMagic CowgirlMagic
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 5, 2010

    Oh Ms. Vi...

    you're silly... get bettuh and troll one, that would be incredible AND entertaining *gremlin laughs and takes shot* I typed this cause.... I am sick. *sniffles and blows nose* =) -Manipulative Charmy.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Sep 28, 2012

    Another One Of Mauh Many Skills...

    I love this skill ALOT, most people can't do it for the most part or understand it even cause i make it SO noht obvious, i have this thing for typing in codes... for the most part nohbody can tell whats going on or read me unless i make it obvious, when they think they know...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 11, 2012

    A New Game Id Like To Call... "DEFEND IT!"

    EP... It's Nothing more then Internet High school with a bunch of 30+ yr "teens" that get off on choosing sides and being whiney/crying/pouty, yet calling it thurrr social grounds for games and "Learning Experiences", Backstabbing / note passing, paranoid, fake as ****, lying...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 7, 2012

    Popping Our Collars...

    obviously this is posted for me and mauh penguins =D
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Sep 24, 2012

    2 Months In...

    and goddamnit.. i wanna be "in" that... oh wow, ive nothing more to type out, or that can be typed out.. i have ran dry these days. *chugs cowfhey and eats the cup aftuhwards*
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Oct 14, 2012

    Shakespeare

    Shakespeare, Tolstoy, Nietzsche and many others.  I read a lot.  The things I read surprises the hell out of most people.  I suppose they expect me to either not read and only watch the boob tube or read (look at)  ***** or muscle magazines.It surprises people when they look...
    TheBlackBuck TheBlackBuck
    46-50, M
    4 Responses Sep 8, 2011

    More!!!

    so like... and..... then..... but, twas all facts we all knew! then we all laughed, while being shirtless at the slow fail filled ones.. i know, im soooo stupid *gremlin laughs* BUT THEN! good times were had STILL! *takes shot* =D !!!INTERVENTION!!!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 24, 2012

    And I Quote...

    "Being sane puts you at a disadvantage" - said to me by someone awesome. seems to be ******* true. everyone can go **** themselves now.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 23, 2012

    *sighs*

    I love always putting in everything i got for seemingly nothing.. and people wonder why im corrupted in my ways *right eye twitches* all my bullshitting aside i'm NOHT a ******* game with what i do, period. Oh how i adore life and it's ways. as ive heard and every other persons...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 11, 2012

    Yes I Do

    and the other parts of me will blow your mind too.
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts
    46-50, F
    11 Responses Jul 16, 2011

    Fuuuuuccccck!!!

    OH MAN!! so much **** LMFAO! *restrains self and takes deep breath*.. it's all good *right eye twitches*...TIME MUST SPEED UP.. too much to be written..errr typed about at this point... ****! P-NUTTY!!! where art thou?!... PENGUIN! we must throw interventions for the masses to...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Sep 24, 2012

    Well... This Is What Its Like Talking/Typing To Most People On This Damned Site.

    "glass case of emotion" yea, you people know who you are that suffer from this is, even the ones that try to cover it up... though it's noht funny most of the time like it should be hahahaha!
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Jun 8, 2013

    What I Dont Get!

    people able to talk to me via, here, the phone, skype and in person... in mauh mind.. im juss stupid and slow... yet people wanna talk to me for hrs...... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...*half self sarcasm kicks in* maybe im undermining mauhself! maybe i am funny, smart, fulluh common sense...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2012
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