I Have a Morbid Sense of Humor

Hahaha! I Laugh in the face of death! 206 People

    I hit a bird with my car,

    without knowing, maybe 9 months ago. I forgot about it until my friend said you have a dead bird on the front of your car... I forgot about it again... a few months later the bird was on the floor of my parking garage. I named him "untweety" and made a lovely box for him...
    absolom absolom
    41-45
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2015

    I Do...

    I think I scare people with my sense of humor sometimes. 
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Aug 7, 2008

    So Im Crazy

    so my mom is so worried about me cuz i laugh when i hear of ways ppl die and i think of ways of killing not only myself but other people around me(teacher,brother,friends ext) and she always give me these looks and i just smile and leave the room i am constantly pondering death...
    XscreamingXinsideX XscreamingXinsideX
    13-15, F
    4 Responses Jul 23, 2009

    Baby Back Ribs

    I am in no way proud of this ! Please don't hate me. I once handled an infant death as a first responder & the mother was hysterical. (of course) She was walking around chanting " I want my baby back...I want my baby back.." The only think that continued to pop into my head...
    donalddk donalddk
    36-40
    2 Responses Sep 25, 2012

    I don't go to funerals

    for a lot of reasons, breaking out in laughter is one of them. Also when I'm afraid, I'll start laughing uncontrollably like a ******* lunatic. Can't help it, it all just so..funny. I don't think I've cried once a day on my life except for when I was born. I sort of wish I could...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 28, 2014

    In Fact

    Today I presented a project (feat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5oCsNaB_Y ) which my whole class loved, and they kept talking about how morbid it was. My history teacher kept saying things like "It's actually quite tame if you consider who made it," which made...
    fitterhappiervelcro fitterhappiervelcro
    18-21, F
    Apr 13, 2009

    When My Nerves...

    begin to where thin. On my last nerve you begin to dig in. I will make you a little origami box, to pack your things in and maybe you will move far away :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 9, 2010

    That's Some Funny Sh*t!

    OK, this is really wrong, but my 'morbidity' revolves around humor. I tend to take the most morbid subjects and make highly inappropriate jokes that center upon them. Death, is usually the most joked about topic, but there are others as well. Fortunately, I have enough sense to...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Aug 4, 2008

    If You Don't Like It, I'm Really Sorry.

    I know that some people feel very hurt when I make jokes about things they feel strongly about. Most of the time I watch my mouth around strangers, but around my friends, look out! I guess it started as a way to **** off my mom, who wanted me to be a little perfect rosy cheeked...
    TIMeNIHIL TIMeNIHIL
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 17, 2011

    Food Network Challenge Winner- Morbitity To The Next Level.

    A few months or so ago, some group on food network won a grill-off and they said "now that we won, we are gonna speed down home singing all the way!" I pointed out to my dad, "dad, wouldn't it be hilarious if on their way to their home, while they were speeding, that they all...
    CameraKid CameraKid
    16-17
    1 Response Mar 20, 2010

    Morbid Sense Of Humour

    Morbid sense of humour,I have indeed,At times,So morbid,I'm the only one,Who's laughing.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Feb 3, 2012

    Llamas with Hats is basically my life.

    .. Carl is my spirit animal
    EclecticDay EclecticDay
    22-25, F
    Jun 13, 2015
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