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I Have a P E N I S

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People

    *Snicker*

    Oh, gosh... Haha. I can't help but laugh, being... Well, an avid online RPer, not to mention one of 'those' people that frequents sexual themed RPs online. While I rarely get random IMs requesting pics, cyber sex, or the like, I'm more than used to 'males' meandering up to my...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    31-35
    Mar 22, 2008

    Yep

    "I have a penis and girls have a ba-gina."
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2008

    What's With This?

    I am #9 joining this group, the breakdown is five females and three males. There is actually more females in a group that is about having a penis then guys.
    k1nudey k1nudey
    41-45, M
    Oct 27, 2008

    Sort of

    Mine has batteries and it vibrates. Best penis i ever had.
    CheezyYumYums CheezyYumYums
    22-25, F
    Mar 22, 2008

    Have a Penis, Be a Penis

    Of course guys have one but anyone can be one. After all a penis is just a one-eyed **** who hangs out with two nuts.
    k1nudey k1nudey
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 27, 2008

    Actually I Have Balls

    I have a different view then MSP on this. When I am challenged I just grow my set of balls and go after them full force and it seems to work for me....grrrrrrrr.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    15 Responses Mar 16, 2008

    Made Ya Look

    So not really but when I get those wonderful PM's that say "oh honey tell me a secret" or "what color panties are ya wearing" well then my new answer is "I have a penis". Still wanna play with MSP? Try me! GGRRR!!! And as for the panties... I'm...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    17 Responses Mar 16, 2008

    Respect.....

    Well ladies and gentlemen, MSP recently wrote a story in this experience about people who send her emails requesting naked pics and all manner of things.  I would like to expand on her idea a bit.  Before I do, I'm requesting that if you have a comment, positive or...
    goddessone goddessone
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Mar 17, 2008

    I Have a Penis

    I am the Penis Whisper I have a penis that needs to be whispered to....MMMM...Is it time yet...Don't think so. 
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2008
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