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I Have a P E N I S

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 19 People


    Oh, gosh... Haha. I can't help but laugh, being... Well, an avid online RPer, not to mention one of 'those' people that frequents sexual themed RPs online. While I rarely get random IMs requesting pics, cyber sex, or the like, I'm more than used to 'males' meandering up to my...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    Mar 22, 2008


    Well ladies and gentlemen, MSP recently wrote a story in this experience about people who send her emails requesting naked pics and all manner of things.  I would like to expand on her idea a bit.  Before I do, I'm requesting that if you have a comment, positive or...
    goddessone goddessone
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Mar 17, 2008

    Have a Penis, Be a Penis

    Of course guys have one but anyone can be one. After all a penis is just a one-eyed **** who hangs out with two nuts.
    k1nudey k1nudey
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 27, 2008

    I Have a Penis

    I am the Penis Whisper I have a penis that needs to be whispered to....MMMM...Is it time yet...Don't think so. 
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2008


    "I have a penis and girls have a ba-gina."
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2008

    Made Ya Look

    So not really but when I get those wonderful PM's that say "oh honey tell me a secret" or "what color panties are ya wearing" well then my new answer is "I have a penis". Still wanna play with MSP? Try me! GGRRR!!! And as for the panties... I'm...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    17 Responses Mar 16, 2008

    Sort of

    Mine has batteries and it vibrates. Best penis i ever had.
    CheezyYumYums CheezyYumYums
    22-25, F
    Mar 22, 2008

    Actually I Have Balls

    I have a different view then MSP on this. When I am challenged I just grow my set of balls and go after them full force and it seems to work for me....grrrrrrrr.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    15 Responses Mar 16, 2008

    What's With This?

    I am #9 joining this group, the breakdown is five females and three males. There is actually more females in a group that is about having a penis then guys.
    k1nudey k1nudey
    41-45, M
    Oct 27, 2008
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