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I Have a Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 226 People

    Last Time I Checked...

    Yup. still there, in good condition too! I have a penis, it may not be the biggest, or the prettiest, but it's mine! And remember guys, Just because you have a ****, doesn't mean you have to be one!
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 16, 2009

    You Want a Raise

    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise   I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 3, 2008

    Last Time I Checked Lol

    Yes I have one. I always have had one and it serves all it's purposes.
    baringmysoul baringmysoul
    41-45, M
    Apr 21, 2010

    Your 1 Friend Who Is Always With You (no Matter What!)

    He's always there for you every waking moment! Sometimes when you're happy he's happy too! Sometimes when you're sad he's sad too
    PrincePixel PrincePixel
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Sep 24, 2010


    I have one.  havent seen it in a while being a member of the dickiedo club plus its just that small.  not that it matters cause I have never had any use for i either
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    Mar 22, 2009

    Well Not Exactly

    But I would like to have one available to me in times of crisis. I am accepting applications..tehehehehehe!!!
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    14 Responses Apr 2, 2008


     I thought I'd join this group after I saw the "I Have a Pinis" group, and saw a bunch of women laughing over how hilarious they thought it was but didn't seem to understand the grammatical error. I'm glad to see some people know how to spell penis.
    PorcupineMan PorcupineMan
    18-21, M
    Oct 13, 2008

    Ok - Okay, It's An Honorary One, But It Should Still Count....

    someone gave me an honorary penis for thinking there should be a Penis Aprrciation day. It's true - Ithink there should be a penis appreciation day ... right after va jay jay day, and tittycaccallokinfine month. 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    5 Responses May 26, 2009

    It's A Battle!!!

    me and my **** usally get into a fight, i tell him all the time if he doesnt settle down imma have to beat him, usally my **** has smart *** remark like "go for it i'll shoot you in the right eye afterwards ************!" in the end reguardless of the outcome of our fights were...
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    Apr 9, 2010

    A-yup, and It's There Being What It Is.

    It does what it is supposed to and otherwise is just the appendage of singularity among us humans.
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    1 Response Mar 11, 2009

    I Swear I Do....

    I have a few close friends who wonder that occasionally.... to give you an idea, I grew up very sheltered, shy and innocent (and still am somewhat) but with that I also grew up without much machoness or masculinity..... there is obviously some, but I'm more caring, emotional...
    FreeballerForever FreeballerForever
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2012

    Lost It

    I had one. Havn't seen it lately. You see a few years back I joined the Dickiedo Club. Thats when your belly sticks out further than your **** do.
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff
    46-50, T
    2 Responses Apr 3, 2008

    I Do...

    ...but I would be happy to give it away! I do not like my genitals and would be over the moon if I had to have them removed! Any takers, buyer collects! Jo xxxx
    deleted deleted
    Apr 23, 2011

    Penis Play

    I have a penis that I love to play with. I have a penis that I love to allow others to play with as well I have a penis that I enjoy going in others mouth Oh the wonders of where I can put my penis I like to play with your penis I like to suck it too- So many wonders done...
    Chihahua Chihahua
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Jul 15, 2008

    It's True!

    I think it's around here somewhere. Damnit! I better check...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    3 Responses Apr 2, 2008

    Yes I Do

    I checked, it is still there. It functions like it is supposed to.  i am not shaven, and not circumscised. Not overly large, not overly small, just a convenient size to have. drop me a line if I have left anything out.
    showmee55 showmee55
    61-65, M
    Oct 15, 2012

    I Almost Have One

    Well I say almost have one because mine is only about 3/4 of an inch when soft and 1 1/2 - 1 3/4 inches when hard. Yup its very small.. tiny even. Whats worse is I wear and use diapers too. Pretty bad huh? Yup so yeah, its a definite almost have one for me.
    poo4fun poo4fun
    51-55, M
    Apr 6, 2013

    It's In Between My Legs

    Really, it's right there.
    JonFurniss JonFurniss
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Jul 21, 2008


    Im a man , comes ith the territory right.
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Oct 30, 2011

    just want to l know if ep Allie will mes with

    this. Please talk about my tiny penis.
    cbrXX cbrXX
    31-35, M
    Mar 18, 2016

    Not Alot of Us

    You would think about 50% of the members would be in this group!
    jasonk jasonk
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Jul 5, 2008

    Ive Got One To, But It Needs To Be Bigger.

    Yep I do have one hanging down here. But how can I make it bigger? I want a huge one hanging down there.
    dengrote dengrote
    22-25, M
    1 Response Nov 22, 2013

    My Penis

    Yes i do have a penis , circumsiced and shaved, and i have grown fond of it, and we never part, we go every where together, and has brought pleasure to others over the years and still working and going strong without viagra etc
    deleted deleted
    Jan 1, 2010

    Yes I Have Penis

    Yes I have a penis, well more of what looks like a penis only smaller and I'm not shy about it. It gives me so much pleasure I don't think I could go without it.
    notthatbig notthatbig
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 21, 2010

    Hello World

    Around 3 or 4 something in the morning, I woke up to an "Extenze" infomercial and god that was the lamest, fakest, and probably funniest infomercial I have ever seen lol. I mean I found that colon cleanse thing infomercial more persuasive than that lol. -shakes head...
    Tummie Tummie
    26-30, M
    17 Responses May 6, 2009

    My **** is pretty thick

    and it's like a bit over 5 inches but i like it because it's not too small.:)
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2014


    Yes I have one but for all the good it is doing me - I may attempt to trade it in and get some sort of flashdrive installed in place of it. At least that's something I would actually use on a regular basis  .   .   . 
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Oct 3, 2009
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