The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp...
me and my **** usally get into a fight, i tell him all the time if he doesnt settle down imma have to beat him, usally my **** has smart *** remark like "go for it i'll shoot you in the right eye afterwards ************!" in the end reguardless of the outcome of our fights were...
I have a penis that I love to play with.
I have a penis that I love to allow others to play with as well
I have a penis that I enjoy going in others mouth
Oh the wonders of where I can put my penis
I like to play with your penis
I like to suck it too-
So many wonders done...
I thought I'd join this group after I saw the "I Have a Pinis" group, and saw a bunch of women laughing over how hilarious they thought it was but didn't seem to understand the grammatical error. I'm glad to see some people know how to spell penis.
someone gave me an honorary penis for thinking there should be a Penis Aprrciation day.
It's true - Ithink there should be a penis appreciation day ... right after va jay jay day, and tittycaccallokinfine month.
I have a few close friends who wonder that occasionally....
to give you an idea, I grew up very sheltered, shy and innocent (and still am somewhat)
but with that I also grew up without much machoness or masculinity.....
there is obviously some, but I'm more caring, emotional...
Yes i do have a penis , circumsiced and shaved, and i have grown fond of it, and we never part, we go every where together, and has brought pleasure to others over the years and still working and going strong without viagra etc
Well I say almost have one because mine is only about 3/4 of an inch when soft and 1 1/2 - 1 3/4 inches when hard.
Yup its very small.. tiny even. Whats worse is I wear and use diapers too.
Pretty bad huh?
Yup so yeah, its a definite almost have one for me.
Around 3 or 4 something in the morning, I woke up to an "Extenze" infomercial and god that was the lamest, fakest, and probably funniest infomercial I have ever seen lol. I mean I found that colon cleanse thing infomercial more persuasive than that lol. -shakes head...
Yes I have one but for all the good it is doing me - I may attempt to trade it in and get some sort of flashdrive installed in place of it. At least that's something I would actually use on a regular basis . . .
I checked, it is still there. It functions like it is supposed to. i am not shaven, and not circumscised. Not overly large, not overly small, just a convenient size to have. drop me a line if I have left anything out.