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I Have a Potty Mouth, Damnit

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    The Sailor In Me

    I don't normally swear, but sometimes I do have a potty mouth..................like if I've been drinking too much OR get carried away during sex.............................watch out if you combine the two *giggles*
    girlfaith girlfaith 36-40, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2012

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    Give Me Soap

    I need my mouth cleaned out with soap. I like the word **** it ******* comes out of my mouth a lot. Along with *****, *******, ****, ***** and so on. I work in a factory were always ******* swearing. Bunch of sailors we are.
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 23, 2013

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    ...and It Needs To Stop.

    I never had a problem with my cussing, not even when my son was born. I figured he'd grow up and understand that cuss words are for grown-ups (and he does), and when he grows up he's free to use them. It's only lately that I've started trying to get back to the roots of my...
    AmericanLeanings AmericanLeanings 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 2, 2011

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    Yep, I Cuss Too Much...

    but then again, so do my parents. If my dad hears me swear, he'll yell at me and force me to apologize, but if he calls me an ***, it's all good. ******* hypocrite.
    AgnesStewart AgnesStewart 13-15, F 2 Responses May 28, 2012

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    I Am A Hypocrite

    Talk about a hypocrite. In my story "Not Trying To Offend" I list swearing as one of my turn offs. Unfortunately I swear... a lot. I never swear in front of my parents, or my wife and children, but when I am at work or with the lads I just can't seem to stop cussing! And if...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    I Just Don't See Why People Care So Much About Words

    i don't seem to grasp how people can be so offended by words...like who the f#ck honestly gives a sh#t what the hell i say i think it's more important what you actually f#cking do....and not whar the f#ck you say, although i do understand the affect they can have if you allow...
    papasmerf21 papasmerf21 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 19, 2012

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    Yep I Should Stop

    when i feel it i say it wich is probably not a good thing knowing that my teachers yell at me for saying i dont give a **** out loud. or en i yell out **** yea when i do good on my tests yea i should probably stop and maybe the ******* teachers would stop yellin at me damnit lol...
    apml apml 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 15, 2012

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    But I Didn't Used To... Strange!

    Hi! I'm Licorice and I am 30 years old.  I have recently developed a "potty mouth".:)  It's fun.  Of course, I don't use it around children or in inappropriate settings, but when I'm with adults or by myself, I curse a lot.  It's funny, because to...
    Licorice Licorice 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 28, 2007

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    I Am Horrible When Trying Not To Say Them.

    I have been working with men for a long time, and I think I grew accustom to sounding like them too. I don't notice when I say a curse word, the reaction that I get. Ops! I really try to be good, but it's so hard not too. I said about 5 curse words before I deleted them in these...
    eastsideswoman eastsideswoman 31-35, F May 9, 2011

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    Whooooops..

    I curse way tooo often. Sure, it's natural to swear but not as often as I do, and worst yet-- I treat my major flaw as merely humorous. This has back-lashed at me millions of times. Most recently, I was scolded by a teacher because I dropped the f bomb in school. Oh well, I hope...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 11, 2010

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    Shoot, freaken, son of a gun, twit, freak you...Now put them in the real way they're said and spelled, that would be me and my real potty mouth. The most unbecoming thing about me is when I get mad I swear like a sailor (as my mom used to say).
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F Nov 27, 2007

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    It Is Almost Second Nature.

    Having a potty mouth is almost second nature. My father was French-Canadian and really knew how to cuss. Americans limit themselves to just a few topics. He was rather creative in cussing. I took that to the Navy and had more than a few swearing competitions. You can't be...
    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 2 Responses Jun 16, 2011

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    Not Ashamed of It

    I use my swear words wisely. I don't overuse them, I select them carefully and use them as emphasis. It's better than shouting. They are only words. They are intended for emphasis. They are like writing in ALL CAPS or using bold or italics in print. If used carefully they can be...
    chovhani chovhani 46-50, F 4 Responses Oct 1, 2007

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    Lol. I started out as the mute girl in middle

    school come 8th grade I talked. Everyone was like you talk?! Than came the cursing everyone was so shock to the girl that was teachers pet cussed
    hime1998 hime1998 16-17, F Jan 1

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    Shall I Compare Thee To A Summers Day?

    well,I'm fairly eloquent and well spoken,but I do enjoy tossing a few expletives into the mix.maybe more than I should,but sometimes "golly gee" just doesn't convey the weightiness of a well timed"goddamnmuthafukkinsunofabitch",capishe? I do try to...
    dubkebab dubkebab 46-50, M 2 Responses Nov 13, 2009

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    RRRR.....matey!

    I don't know how it happened but somewhere along the line i developed an awful swearing habit.  Seems like every other work from my mouth is a swear. I've been told i'm worse than a sailor. I work in an office so I really have to watch myself. Sometimes I worry that I swear...
    chinchin chinchin 21-25, F 1 Response Sep 7, 2007

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    WTF

    When I am home or with the kids, family etc, it's all about "oh sugar" or "oh my goodness"... ***HOWEVER*** When I am at work, the sole female with 15 car sales men and lot attendants, I must fit in. They are all aggressive and all foul. I spend my days...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2007

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    Is Your Vagina Bleeding Today?

    "I thought I saw some ranch, and tampons in the trash. What's the matter? Does your vagina hurt? Too bad my vagina is tougher than yours." "Don't act butt hurt, it only hurts a little." These are just some of the things I say. It's a taste. Only a woman can ask these things...
    ShirtlessBetty ShirtlessBetty 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2011

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    I Am Trying To Cut Back

    I swear too much....I am cutting back a bit I say the words people feel uncomfortable saying I have no problem saying them eg **** or ****.I just loving how certain swear words sound when they roll off my tongue.I almost never use medical terms for body parts either they sound...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 30, 2012

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    I Can't Help It!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry, but when I'm pissed or being sarcastic  I have a thing for swearing. I had to get reminded at mt first job to watch my language until I queit and good riddence. That job was getting on my ******* nerves!
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 17, 2011

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    Not That Bad Though

    I do have a potty mouth but it is not frequent I promise. But hell sometimes it helps me relieve stress lol. I think my favorite one to hear like in cartoons is *****; like when Meg from family guy calls Peter a fat sun of a ***** lol that had me rolling for days. Or like...
    rainbow1691 rainbow1691 18-21, F Jan 31, 2012

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    I Swear Like A Sailor! Xd

    It's just how I'm accustom to talking now. **** this, **** that, **** everything! Haha! I swear a lot more then I know I should but, hey if you don't like it, don't talk to me then! Easy as that! :) I do clean up my words when I am around younger kids and places where it would be...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 13, 2011

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    Like A Sailor....

    My mom cursed around us all the time growing up, they are just words to me that can describe certain situations that some other words can't. For instance, say you catch your house on fire... I believe the word "f***!" would be the only thing worthy of saying at that time.
    lightwolfmelody lightwolfmelody 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2012

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    Time Out!

    I dont even realize it when I swear half the time because I guess i do it so much. I was alone at work with one client who is Autistic. She was two rooms away watching a musical on tv, I was cleaning and spilled bleach on jeans. I WHISPERED to myself, "sh*t." And wouldnt' you...
    WakgUp WakgUp 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 18, 2012

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    Dammit!

    Yes, I have a filthy mouth especially when I get riled up. I have a bit of respect and don't swear in front of my mother or grandmothers, but sometimes one may slip past. When I'm with my friends though all bet are off and they come flying out like rockets. I don't even...
    ImNotGood ImNotGood 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 4, 2011

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    Haha I Suppose I Do!!

    I must admit I don't have a big potty mouth on the internet but be around me for a couple days and I tend to have a huge potty mouth, I don't mean to, but it has been that way for many years now. I'm surprise I can control it quite easily, even at work, though at work it might be...
    purplebutterfly14 purplebutterfly14 18-21, F Aug 30, 2012

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    Every Word In The Book I Am The Girl Form Of A Sailor

    i curse a lot. I'm from the south so a lot of my family and friends use foul language. I've had quite a few boyfriends and dominants try to get me to quit the bad habit but i still curse like there's no tomorrow. i say ****, *****, bastard, etc. you name it. i will swear anywhere...
    Caitlinsmith1636 Caitlinsmith1636 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 7, 2013

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    Why do I curse? I have wondered

    that many times. My high school English teacher theorized that using foul language is a direct result of a poor vocabulary. I toyed with that idea for a while, but my vocabulary is more than adequate. So why do I curse? I'd like to think I use these words to give a needed impact...
    Lullacus Lullacus 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2013

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    I Swear At Work And Can't Stop

    for one thing my F***ing computer freezes up when I am in a a hurry and then our come son of a b*** peice of F***cking sh**. people laugh BUT I don't think they respect it I some how have not been able to quit and I love it it releases my stress
    ewolf ewolf 41-45, F Jun 12, 2012

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    Bad Mouth

    I hav a pretty bad mouth,i can usually control around my family but wen im out wit my friends i cuss alot.It actually helps me release sum anger. I hate havin a potty mouth cuz sometimes at school il end up cussin,like in 8th grade i cussed out a teachers aid,cuz she started crap...
    demonicsangel2011 demonicsangel2011 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 6, 2011

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    **** **** Hell Damn **** **** **** ****

     lol thats actually the beginning of a song ... I cuss way to much .. my mouth has gotten even worse . and i want to stop . i really do .. but my mouth runs by itself sometimes .. and things just slip out ...  i was doing so good with not cussing but well it didnt last...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 4, 2008

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    I Wont Change That

    Im a big potty mouth, i was raised by a mom who was a real potty mouth herself, i havent got plans to change that anytime soon nor do i want to change that, my husband says im a bad influence on our neice, well i dont ******* care what he thinks but like he has room to talk. Yes...
    ashgurl71 ashgurl71 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2013

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    I Can't Help It

    Since i been in the environmental business seems like all my workers understand is curse words LOL, If i tell them to clean out a pit they wont respond but if I say Clean out the Got D##### pit !!!! then its like ok.
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 11 Responses Jan 11, 2008

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    Profanity Heard By the Pastor...

      Just last week Alice Awolf was talking on the phone concerning funeral plans for her niece,I was sitting on the couch and her Chihuahua launched at me growling and snapping. This dog has started growling and snarling at everyone,including Alice.Small but all teeth and...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 9 Responses Apr 17, 2008

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    My Boyfriend Is The Sailor...

    My boyfriend is the sailor, but I am the one that does all the swearing. I was one of those girls that were just "one of the guys" in junior high until well into my mid twenties. Hanging around men all the time I learned to let loose and not take things so seriously, but I also...
    PandoraAdore PandoraAdore 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 6, 2011

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    Unfortunately I have a terrible potty mouth.

    It is a by-product of the industry I work in I'm afraid. However, my expletives only surface during work hours, and moments of immense stress. So most of the time it is controlled. Hahaha.
    unluckE unluckE 31-35, M Nov 11

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    F uck yea i do, i was more

    or less raised by my sisters and both of them have potty mouths and let me have one so it kinda grew with me from a very young age, sometimes it think my sister didnt care or where turned on by the fact i could just go f uck anytime i wanted to! My friends growing up were...
    okcboy okcboy 13-15, M Jan 4

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    Ms. Potty Mouth

    I curse alot and i know that I shouldn't do it in front of my kids but I get frustrated and can't control the words that exits my mouth. My kids have yet to curse in front of me or any other adult, and I thankful for that. They do know that it is bad and they shouldn't say those...
    lostchild lostchild 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2007

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    Needing Control

    Yeah, I grew up with 2 older brothers and they taught me some bad habbits. So much so that I don't even realize how filthy my mouth is sometimes. I am working on it! I have an 8 month old and I am really making an effort to replace what's practically common expressions at home...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2012

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    yes i ******* do! I was raised by an italian

    mother who had a potty mouth, im now gonna be a mom (godmother) to a 10yo! am i gonna stop being a potty mouth? **** no, Why should I , shes 10 not 2 but then again i wouldnt stop even if she was 2 bc i see nothing wrong with having a potty mouth, so **** it!
    kohlsgirl kohlsgirl 31-35, F Mar 22

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    Not Tyring To Change Either

    I gladly like to add color to my vocabulary. Around certain people and at work I speak more professional and when I write stories here on EP I try not to offend people. I realize people that dont know you judge based on appearance, way of speaking etc.. So sometimes I behave and...
    surrealreality surrealreality 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 23, 2013

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