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    Happy Happy Happy

    I was on my way to a horse show when a groundhog ran out in front of me. At first I felt bad, cause If I was paying more attention I probably could have slammed on the breaks and saved the poor little bastard. But once I noticed my check engine light went out because of it, I was...
    hilbertz hilbertz
    22-25, F
    Aug 10, 2013

    The Drive In Movie.

    Several years ago, I went with my friend John, his ex-wife and their three kids to see Shrek 2 at the local drive in movie theatre.  It is the only one of it's kind near here, and it is a cheap way to see movies that are still in theatres.  Back then it was like $8 a...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    11 Responses Dec 12, 2009

    You Might Be A Redneck If

    1. If You go to a funeral to meet chicks and their your cousins. 2. If you leave your cell phone on during a funeral. ( and      it plays I'm a crazy ***** by Buck Cherry) 3. If Your grandma chews chewing tobbacco. 4. If your brother is your cousin also...
    kctiger kctiger
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Dec 13, 2009

    Mom's Co-worker

    My mom works in a place that sees alot of low-class people.  It's just a job where all you do is call different companies, so it doesn't even require a high-school education.  Occasionally she'll come home with a funny story about someone she works with, today she...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    23 Responses Apr 9, 2009
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