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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TheSoulessWorld TheSoulessWorld 16-17, F Apr 13

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    You doesnt have a weird sense of humor, if people still understand and laugh at your humor.
    Weepinguy Weepinguy 22-25, M Oct 31

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    I don't know if I have a twisted sense of humor or what, but three days ago, me and my family were staying in some hotel, now there were 10 of us, so we had to get extra beds since...
    chucku45 chucku45 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    If there are 134839 members in this group, clearly, we can't all have a weird sense of humour. If everyone's special, no one's special.
    NastasyaFilippovna NastasyaFilippovna 22-25, F 5 Responses Nov 4

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    Yes I have a strong sense of justice and those of you on this website that post inappropriate experiences you will be brought to justice for we are the sons of justice and we are...
    SonsofJustice SonsofJustice 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    I just accidently sucked all the co2 out of a whipcream can and i still have half a pie left, everythings closed....the struggle is real...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 6 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    'Somewhere, There's A Sense of Humor' Said The Jack In The Box 'We Keep A Sense of Humor' Said The Gambler's Tokens At The Slots 'I Don't Like Your Sense of Humor' Said The...
    nivanvc nivanvc 36-40, M Nov 5

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    I use humor and sarcasm judiciously....when warranted. And when Life gives You Lemons....Make Lots of Lemonade and Sell it. And that's the Rest of the Story..:)
    SouthernItaliano SouthernItaliano 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 20

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    I've always had a dry sense of humor. Sometimes some people think I'm mean beacuase of my sarcasm but it's honestly just how I am. Sometimes I don't think people understand me...
    Rebelscorpio Rebelscorpio 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Seeing as this is possibly the most popular experience I've joined, there must be a bad judgement as to what weird humor is. However, I think my humor is weird because I don't like...
    FunnyLookingCorpse FunnyLookingCorpse 18-21 Nov 9

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    People find my sense of humor. because its either. 1.Dirty. 2. Rude. 3.Why referenced. 4. Thats plain weird.
    ShhhAnon ShhhAnon 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 31

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    My sense of humor isnt for everyone, if you dont like it, feel free to leave through the: door marked "who cares" next to the window that says: "nobody asked you" or the "go f#ck...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 1

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    I have such an odd sense of humor, like I don't laugh at jokes at laugh at things like "I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR TWO GOAT" "NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT" And the whole FIVE BUCK FIVE...
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F Nov 1

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    I'm sorry but this was perfect for my inappropriate sense of humor.
    forbidden67 forbidden67 46-50, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    It takes a lot to make me laugh. I fake laugh at bad jokes all the time. But for me to have a real laugh it takes some funny and sometimes weird things. I find random thoughts i...
    chaoshead chaoshead 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Humor is something that's supposed to make people laugh or maybe out a smile on their face at least for sometime so that they forget their problems which stress them... But...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M Nov 7

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    Everyone is weird in their own way. Plus, who doesn't love weird humor?
    GuacIsExtra GuacIsExtra 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 29

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    I am so glad I can see humor in just about anything now. I used to be kinda shocked and offended by a lot of things, but now most anything can be funny in the right circumstances...
    shellseagirl shellseagirl 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 4

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    I can find humor in the silliest of places! I also think its necessary for some situations... Even bad ones at times and with the right people.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense 31-35, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Why'd hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. My wierd humor.
    incrediblelife1011 incrediblelife1011 16-17, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Why does everyone find Ebola so funny? It's a serious illness that can kill you. It has taken the lives of thousands. But *******, it's fun to say. Try saying it over and over in...
    iiCHARLIii iiCHARLIii 13-15, F Nov 5

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    Common sense is in such short supply these days, that it could be classified as a super power...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M Nov 6

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    So I started to think in class, "Why are Fridays so close to Mondays but Mondays so far from Fridays" It just doesn't make sense.
    nekokitty13 nekokitty13 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 6

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