I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    because I am sarcastic

    and filthy and combined they are even more awsum. Although I am.carefully not to make too many filthy comments here, people are fragile and don't embrace the filth lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 7, 2015

    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 15, 2008

    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen
    18-21, F
    Jul 7, 2014

    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 4, 2014

    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny
    18-21, M
    Apr 12, 2010

    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2012

    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    AGreenDayToRemember AGreenDayToRemember
    18-21, F
    Apr 13, 2014

    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie
    66-70, F
    Aug 17, 2009

    awhile ago we upgraded our phones

    and the rep was going to move all our pictures and videos to the new phones, he asked if there were anything in there he didn't want us for him to see .. most of my album is filled with cat photos and I really really wanted to say in a joking manner "pics of my hairy p*ssy...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 15, 2015

    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass
    31-35, F
    Aug 15, 2008

    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

    I can be sarcastic, but in a fun way.

    I don't use my humor to insult people. I just like to make people laugh and have a good time.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 21, 2015

    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 25, 2013

    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jun 11, 2013

    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07
    22-25, M
    Feb 24, 2012

    Everytime someone on Food Network says,

    "the taste just exploded in my mouth" I almost pee my pants laughing.
    andie2007 andie2007
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2015

    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123
    41-45, M
    Dec 30, 2010
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin
    16-17, M
    2 Responses May 7, 2015

    Because if someone asks

    for a pianist what am I suppose today? Not laugh?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 1, 2015
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