Library lost power.
Parking lot is solar.
But still a power outage.
Me asks if solar goes to city.
And if city charges them for power.
People don't think I'm cool, but that's OK because my teachers said I didn't think at all.
A guy go in the drugstore and puts 16 aspirin into a magnum condom and stuffs it into his mouth and swallows
The girl behind the counter just stands there with her eyes popping...
There is a subtle Sexiness in a Guy who can make you laugh..
Thanks for your order from our sex shop.
U asked for the large red dilldoo as featured on our wall
Please re-select, that is our fire extinguisher!!
I came to have sex and drink milk, and I've got a gallon of milk to go.
Laughter, a giggle, a chuckle...those tiny doses of happiness injected in between musings, worrying, and philosophizing...they are the tiny beams of lights penetrating the stuffy...
I was talking about selling my body for money. My artist friend said she'd let me know if anyone needs a model. I have to admit, that sounds like a much better idea than becoming a...
U & Me forever this way
There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's...
I have a very weird sense of humour yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find...
If a robber ever breaks in, I'll just pretend to be one too :D We'll laugh and hug and he'll leave because I have first dibs. :p
I laughed about this for the rest of the day.
In the hospital I work in, when a patient has an infectious disease or a MRSA infection their door is marked with a yellow sheet with...
Hello any one else have this problem weird send of humor