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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    FuzzyBunnyx3 FuzzyBunnyx3 16-17, F Apr 13

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Believe it or not, I do have a good sense of humour. Life problems apart, and let's face it, we all have them to a greater or lesser extent, I love a good laugh and sharing a bit...
    SlowWhispa SlowWhispa 36-40, F Jul 9

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    I do. often times people who don't quite get me mistake it for sarcasm or bitterness. although yes, I admit that I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor. really though it is all...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response 1 day ago

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    It's weird in the sense that I almost got literally expelled from my school thanks to my sense of humor. I believe everything can be made fun of. EVERYTHING. That doesn't mean I...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I used a gif of Paul Ryan lifting weights for a Multimedia & Webpage Design project. My teacher said I had a weird sense of humor.
    notsofab notsofab 16-17, F Jul 16

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    My sense of humor Genuine. I Like Practical Jokes. Than It becomes handy to laugh. Like now, my Spell check is block by EP- Admin..The Woman of Gaisha, name Ur Masum. She always...
    milonrasna milonrasna 46-50, F Jul 14

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    I laugh at random things, gross out things, goofy things, dark humor, and insults (not seriously offensive but still Comedy Central roast like humor)
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I laugh at the things most people don't, and I don't laugh at things that most people do. I love dry humor and extremely nerdy jokes like the one below:
    youthberry youthberry 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    If any one has seen the movie meet the Spartans and hellbaby and did nothing but laugh you might understand my humor it's cooked as **** hahaha
    kerw94 kerw94 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I'm intolerant and like to make fun of other people (jokes about disabled people and something like that) but thats my humor :----(
    wildmare wildmare 66-70, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    love inappropriate humor. or racist jokes. the type of stuff a number if people would get offended about, but the rest would kinda just chuckle
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Right now I'm wearing some basketball shorts, and these ones have pockets. It's funny because in the pockets are money's. The money's are funny because the money's are coins. The...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Being a vegetarian wouldn't make too much sense when living in the Pokemon world.
    deersa deersa 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    I want the phrase "White Devil" to become the white N-word. In the sense that only white people would be allowed to use it in context. I would like to walk down the street and give...
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    When it's super hot outside, Me: "๐Ÿ˜ซ Damn it's hotter than Harry Potter!!!" Person I'm with at the time : ๐Ÿ˜’ "that doesn't makes any sense" Me: ๐Ÿ˜’ "but it rhymes"
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    Everyone is turning on me for posting the writing but I think with the picture it makes more sense and funnier
    smartie67128820 smartie67128820 13-15, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    This is by far one of the funniest things I have ever seen !
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 1

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    Always have,ever since I was a boy.I still laugh at "**** and Fart" jokes haha.
    McKnight94 McKnight94 18-21, M 5 Responses Jul 4

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    The only thing I'm thankful for when I have a dry cough is that I can finally do those gurgling screams that heavy metal/punk/rock artists do.
    AntiHelix AntiHelix 18-21, M Jul 5

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    I do, or so I'm told . Right now I'm a massage therapist . I can't say that if you have a top body, that I'll ever finish it. But we will see what comes up. It's those initial...
    JohnCrighton JohnCrighton 51-55, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    I'm always lauphing at some of the stupidest **** and everyone looks at me like I have two noses or somethin. As if I don't know I'm being stupid. Aha. No.
    xxTheOneWithTooManyProblemsxx xxTheOneWithTooManyProblemsxx 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    I'm hungry I want well idk what I want๎„ ๎Œป im bored but idk what I want to do ๎’ i like people who are not boring and who can make me laugh๎’ cuz heck if i can make my self...
    Haybaylove Haybaylove 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but knew the hamster was dead?
    justalittlelaugh justalittlelaugh 31-35, F 9 Responses Jul 8

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    I have a problem with low self esteem. Which is ridiculous when you consider how ******* amazing I am.
    Nomad712 Nomad712 56-60, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    "Some may dig down with a shovel and a spade, I dig deep down with the pen; I can persuade" I made only two lines, stole most of the words, didn't even steal properly, and don...
    somedudechillin somedudechillin 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 9

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