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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TheSoulessWorld TheSoulessWorld 16-17, F Apr 13

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Although I was raised in the burbs, I've spent most of my adult life living in urban areas. I have always found weird humor in the irony of my living conditions. From the...
    Modiwolfshit Modiwolfshit 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 2

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    So I says t my mate "I have a weird sense of humour..." N he says "Don't you mean humor?" "No. We're not Americans." "But we socialize..." "Wait! Don't you mean socialise...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 3 Responses Sep 25

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    I have a very twisted humor haha like I laugh when people get hurt then I ask if they're okay like I can't explain it haha
    oilchick1488 oilchick1488 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    Either people get my humor or they think I'm really weird :D well nothing wrong with that... Different is good I think. Besides I've always been the weird girl so it all makes...
    Careisla Careisla 18-21, F 8 Responses Oct 1

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    Although I am sarcastic in a good humoured manner most of the time there are times I observe myself being overly sarcastic. Does this come with growing cynicism?
    SerendipityIAm SerendipityIAm 36-40, F 6 Responses Oct 10

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    So I'm a clown and I'm beginning to wonder if this is the wrong place for that. I'm very sarcastic and I'm Finding less and less men on here are..makes for that awkward moment when...
    MeLBear133 MeLBear133 31-35, F 9 Responses Oct 10

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    I hoped that I would know what category of humor I like but I think it's called black humor and just a normal sense of humor. Like Tom & Jerry ,normal, sense of humor. 😆
    neffi neffi 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    Ok, heres my disclaimer: operative word WEIRD sense of humor,...no subject, person, place, race, religion, or thing is exempt or safe from me, especially MYSELF, im weird and my...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives. Joke Disclaimer: This humor does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or...
    Kittenpowee Kittenpowee 31-35, F 12 Responses Sep 30

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    I usually laugh about stuff that's completely inappropriate. The **** things that happened in my life made my humor so dark it's too heavy for most. I have a problem with my humor...
    ShortestStraw ShortestStraw 18-21, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Is it just me, or do cops have zero sense of humor? Whatever, my 7-11 donuts are too good for you anyway
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    KEY word....WEIRD, not; bland, "funny thing happened to me on the way to work" -"i think its so cool and quirky when Ross says" KAh-Rah-Tay" as we bob our heads in unison holding...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M Oct 10

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    I laugh at everything....enough said , I laugh at things that aren't suppose to be funny at all , more like a crooked sense of humor
    turntechbiology turntechbiology 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    I have a really weird sense of humor. Like, people wouldn't joke about huge issues like Isis or Ebola or abortion or anything like that. And here I am saying "I WANT EBOWLA CEREAL...
    Cigarettegirl91 Cigarettegirl91 22-25, F 12 Responses a week ago

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    For everyone else out there that has a weird sense of humor I would highly recommend watching John Leguizamo's Freak.
    Saphic33 Saphic33 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I guess I'll just talk about my drug dealer boyfriend in this part of ep.. since no one anywhere else has any humor lmao
    niiggaaboo niiggaaboo 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 11

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    It's more than my humor...and it's only the tip of the story... B U T I'm being terrorized by a gigantic squawking beaver with a bright neon yellow mustache....and I don't know...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 11

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    I like funny jokes and one liners, I also like play on words. Some don't get my humor, but then again some just don't get me full stop! "My friend told me today that I just don...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Most things governments and big corporations want you to do or believe, make more sense if you try not to think about them...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M a week ago

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    In moronese: "I'm a scorpio thats got allot to do with my spiritual journey and who i am as a person". In reality: I'm one of those complete f#cking idiots who suffers from the...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I talk sometimes and come out with stupid things for example ..... But it makes me and my sense of personality I was talking to my partner and I said ohh look a white fire engine...
    Unknown1456 Unknown1456 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I swear, if common sense were fuel, my boss wouldnt have enough to circle a dime with a cement truck...
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Confidence composes most of what creates consistent and blatant road blocks in my life when it comes from the ignorant actions of others. In general, IQ level is lower than I had...
    MagicStick5DiscoBalls2 MagicStick5DiscoBalls2 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    Man is at the shrinks. The doc asks; Do you feel like you have a special mission? man pauses and thinks for a while and says; I didn't until you just asked me that. And now I am...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 24

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