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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others..... - What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter - when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    Penis?WTFE - i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about...
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    I always say sarcastic things that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Dead Baby Joke - How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    I Really Do.. - I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Neener-Neener -  A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    Do These Pants... - Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu... - I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********! - So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    ... But I Choose My Audience. - Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Dirty Mind - Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    When Did This Happen to Me - Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side - I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    Really Awful.... - So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    I Find Ignorance Funny. - I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet - My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Some Of It - I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close...
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    GSOH - I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Nice A** - Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Penis?WTFE - i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about...
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    And It's Out of Control.... - Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    I'm a certified prankster, and what better day is there to mess up people than April Fools Day? My prank for this year's a little simple though. My friends and I went to the mall...
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    ThePursuitOfHappiness ThePursuitOfHappiness 18-21, M 6 Responses Mar 17

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    So, I think ladies and women should be proud that they are the inspirations of different men battling their own selves and committing mass cellular murder.
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M Mar 17

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    There is nothing better then someone you can be weird with, when no matter what you say; how stupid, embarrassing or strange it may be, that person just gets you! Lol.
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    My friend at work loves to text. He knows all acronyms and shortcuts. He practically speaks it. He says to me today, "You know, something I don't understand?" I say, "Mike, I...
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