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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    TheSoulessWorld TheSoulessWorld 16-17, F Apr 13

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    most people thinks if you have a pretty face , you dont have a sense humor. thats like so pathetic ..
    PinkLipstick00 PinkLipstick00 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 23

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    Yes I have a strong sense of justice and those of you on this website that post inappropriate experiences you will be brought to justice for we are the sons of justice and we are...
    SonsofJustice SonsofJustice 36-40, M Nov 23

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    When I hang around my two friends offline(whom are currently my only two friends) the guy gets more of my humor than her. They're dating and I truly enjoy the company. They're both...
    Sacryfice Sacryfice 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    Language of teenage girl translated. And absolute truth. xD Fine - Pissed of completely. Five minutes - Half an hour. Nothing - Definitely something. I'm just tired - I'm upset...
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'm sorry but this was perfect for my inappropriate sense of humor.
    forbidden67 forbidden67 46-50, F 2 Responses Nov 24

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    Today my boss told me he wants another 30 years out of me and I have to work until I'm 76 years old! Wow and I thought I was the one with the weird sense of humor. In fact he's...
    666Charmed 666Charmed 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 2

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    My sense of humor seems to range from bizarre to downright terrifying. As odd as it sounds, I find pooping in odd locations (while skydiving, in a mud bath at a spa, while scaling...
    beatingdepression beatingdepression 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Why'd hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill. My wierd humor.
    incrediblelife1011 incrediblelife1011 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    I enjoy morbid humor, which can freak people out sometimes. Luckily, my friends love me and laugh at my jokes.
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F Dec 3

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    Once someone knows me really well, it becomes easier for them to understand me... especially when I joke or when I don't even try lol, but most people find me humorous after...
    MsShortiie MsShortiie 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    So me and my 23 year old daughter are putting up Christmas decorations around the house today. When it came to the nativity scene we just could not resist. Zoom in on the picture...
    Runningcracker Runningcracker 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    What is up with the medicine of today?! Oh you have a headache? here take this pill and it will help...but it might also cause you to lose your sense of smell, change the color of...
    TheKingWizard TheKingWizard 18-21, M 6 Responses Dec 6

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    Weird doesn't quite seem to cover it actually. My sense of humour is pretty arrogant. I dunno, I seem to come across as totally up myself. I think. Haha. I guess that's because I...
    BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper 70+, F 4 days ago

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    I laugh at my own jokes.. My friend : if you could have one thing in the world - what would it be? Me : Ebola.
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 3 Responses Nov 23

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    So about an hour ago, this guy called me a succubus in the middle of class because of the black mini and fishnet stockings Im wearing today (only because I'm going to surprise...
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    So made a myspace account and I haven't or wont connect with anybody. Instead I make statuses and comment on them and favorite them as if I were different people. It's so much fun...
    nogoodnamesleft26 nogoodnamesleft26 16-17, T Nov 24

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    My husband came home from a business trip and was complaining about the four hour bus tour that he was forced to endure. I listened, and then said "At least it wasn't a three hour...
    Deedle623 Deedle623 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 25

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    I'm usially the kind of guy who would go out to a populated beach and connect HUGE stereos to the Jaws Theme and run! Hahaha. I know its bad but its funny! I haven't actually...
    LiGHTBULB91 LiGHTBULB91 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 25

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    I think I have the opposite of beer goggles...I have sober goggles. It seems like the more I drink, the pickier I get, at least in the area of finding women attractive. Damn liquor...
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M Nov 25

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    I love this dog to death, she is my best friend. I am so blessed to have her.
    ScrewBoysTheySuck ScrewBoysTheySuck 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 25

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    Buddhist vacuum cleaners have no attachments.
    ColdMountain ColdMountain 61-65, M Nov 25

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    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.. You know it's that time of year when the shops are packed and people stop and have arguments in the parking lot bc one stubborn...
    aquagrl aquagrl 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 26

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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
    abittwisted abittwisted 51-55, F 7 Responses Nov 26