Love is like gas: I have a lot to give, but nobody wants it. :P
No Jarpad, you're not allowed to have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! he thinks he's a person!
If I had a healthy sense of self skepticism, I'd either be a rocket scientist...
or a mediocre middle class worker...
I have a weird, twisted, and/or good sense of humor. If you watched happy tree friends on Netflix you'd know why.
I have to because i must look at myself in the mirror every day
in that I have never read the headline "Psychic Wins The Powerball!"
I have a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Have you ever seen Hugh Jass?
My top ramen tastes like I should have tried harder in high school...
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues..
Its so weird that only weird people can understand the weird humor, that comes out weirdly in a weird situation.
Isn'r it weird ?
well who doesn't? I might have a twisted sense of humor, but that makes me fun I suppose.
Sometimes I wish Sam Smith turned straight.. But then I remind myself, I won't have a chance to have him whether he's straight or not..