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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4, 2014

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    Because if someone asks

    for a pianist what am I suppose today? Not laugh?
    hal48 hal48 26-30, M Jan 1

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7, 2014

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    Everytime someone on Food Network says,

    "the taste just exploded in my mouth" I almost pee my pants laughing.
    andie2007 andie2007 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    awhile ago we upgraded our phones

    and the rep was going to move all our pictures and videos to the new phones, he asked if there were anything in there he didn't want us for him to see .. most of my album is filled with cat photos and I really really wanted to say in a joking manner "pics of my hairy p*ssy...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 3 Responses Apr 15

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    PierceSleepingWithParamore PierceSleepingWithParamore 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 13, 2014

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    I confess. Guilty as charged.

    LOL What slays me is that people look at me and see the image of propriety. And I swear I do not own a stitch of Laura Ashley. It would seem if you are quiet, somewhat clumsy, and prefer not to draw attention to yourself, your children must have been products of divine...
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 5 Responses Apr 15

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    I have a weird since of humor and different interest then others. but I'm single and looking for a woman with the same likes and sence of humor for a serious relationship
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    I like raunchy humor, there's nothing like a good sex joke to get the party started.
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    I love a guy who can make me laugh, I appreciate humor and sarcasm. Make me laugh guys
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    Ive got the darkest humor then. These jokes aren't twisted gross or ****** up... boring
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    I love to laugh and make others laugh. Intelligent humor is the best, but I will also laugh out loud to goofy movies or dirty jokes.
    Laleetwin Laleetwin 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    JESUS WANTS 18 MILLION DOLLARS BY THE WEEKEND! - "I believe in the family; with my ever loving wife beside me, but she don't know about my girlfriend, or the man I met last night...
    MidnightMasquerade MidnightMasquerade 22-25, F Apr 2

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    OMG !!! My life is so full of hilarious crap that I do. So after going to great lengths to get all done up pretty (I'm gender variable) and heading out for a meeting, I suddenly...
    JessicaDale JessicaDale 51-55 7 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of Oz because because because because of the wonderful things he does. I have no idea where that came from. But it's been stuck in my...
    lovlife777 lovlife777 46-50, M Mar 26

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    2 chemists walked into a bar. The first said "I think that I will just have some H2O please", and the second said "Hmmm... Yes, I think that I will have H2O too". The second...
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    Dr: "I have some bad news. You have cancer. But I'm afraid that's not all...you also have Alzheimer's Disease. Patient: "Oh thank God, I thought I had cancer."
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 41-45, M 10 Responses Mar 28

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    I have a few rules to drinking. Always drink when im depressed, angry and happy!
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is...
    AcousticAnne1 AcousticAnne1 26-30, F 6 Responses Apr 1

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    I seemed to be at my funniest when I just blurt things out. People ask me a simple questions. Then I feel like my neurons in m brain misfire and some unusual, if not funny, escapes...
    Joei005 Joei005 46-50, M Apr 3

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