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I Have a Sarcastic and Filthy Sense of Humor

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    Sarcasim & That Oh So Naughty Side

    I'm told that Sarcasim is my middle name and my husband does not approve. Funny i haven't changed though, im still the same person - he probably just can't take the heat because he is just not as quick on the draw. as for the filthy sense of humour - well finally it has found a...
    rmac rmac 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2008

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    Sometimes I Should Be Quiet

    My sense of humor can be pretty nasty at times. My daughter has called me on it a few times. She has said she couldn't believe I was her mother. The nerve of that chick!! I laugh at her and tell that I am, so suck it up. I told her it was okay because one day she would...
    grnwd82 grnwd82 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F Aug 15, 2008

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    When Did This Happen to Me

    Before I met and married my husband I was what could be said a pretty sheltered southern girl.  After being married to my husband who is now out of the Marines for 14 years; I have developed these traits. It isn't always there but I find it can appear at some of the most...
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 15, 2008

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    Do These Pants...

    Friend: "Do these pants make my legs look fat?" Me: "Trust me, with a top cut that low, no one is going to be looking at your legs." Friend: *SLAP!* Me: "Worth it." XD
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 8, 2012

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    Dirty Mind

    Let me start off by saying I have a dirty, filthy sense of humor. In some cases here on EP it has gotten me unfriended and blocked by various members here, who I shall not name. I mean hey, if you can't take a joke then don't be so damn serious. and yes, as I said before, I'm...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jan 28, 2012

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    Really Awful....

    So I had this co-worker who was constantly bemoaning her circumstances. At first, I was very sympathetic...then I realized most of her problem she creates herself. For example, she went out partying more that 2 days a week; called in 'sick' the day after because she was hungover...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 9 Responses Aug 17, 2008

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    GSOH

    I have a very good sense of humor and enjoy all sorts of humor, yes i can be very sarcastic and enjoy filthy humor to. Why just enjoy part of it enjoy it all and you will smile alot every day
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    Dead Baby Joke

    How do you fit 50 babies into a bathtub? (blender) How do you get them out? (tostito chips)
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 10, 2012

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    I Really Do..

    I'm so unlady like..I find racist..sexist..really..any dark humor..just to be hilarious. I always find the dirty pun in things..and..well i'm a pervert..lol
    morbidkittie13 morbidkittie13 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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    Moneymaker

    Include sick as well? I have such a strange mind.
    Keelie Keelie 66-70, F Aug 17, 2009

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    I love being sarcastic cause it cracks people up

    and I have a tendency of being one helluva perv lmao but I love Making people laugh
    Bandsx3 Bandsx3 16-17, F Apr 13

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    Finally! Welcome Perverts and ********!

    So I'm the one that first added this experience about three months ago and finally someone has posted(thanks naughtygal), and within the last day many more have joined,  I believe that its high time that those of us with senses of humor that can't readily be aired in public...
    themcqueenescape themcqueenescape 21-25, M 2 Responses Apr 23, 2008

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    More Dead Baby Jokes And Others.....

    What do babies and peanut butter have in common? They both stick to the roof of your mouth. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off for the trampoline. How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand into...
    Tippmann07 Tippmann07 22-25, M Feb 24, 2012

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    And It's Out of Control....

    Sometimes I don't know when to stop.  And it's usually at work.  I have no idea what others think, but I don't care.  I think I'm funny, my friends think I'm funny.  And it helps all of us get through the day.
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Neener-Neener

     A bit of backstory: Goldie, Jay and I are really, really good friends. Jay obviously has a thing for Goldie, but her perpetual "taken" status apparently gets in the way. Her current "boyfriend" is not just an incorrigible idiot and tool-facterous...
    zeligocity zeligocity 22-25, M 4 Responses Jan 18, 2009

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    It is fun to see their reactions

    and I'm loveing the laughs that follow
    Unsettledteen Unsettledteen 18-21, F Jul 7

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    I Have a Warped Sense of Hu...

    I have a warped sense of humour. Stupid things make me laugh.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    People Say That My Humour Comes From The Gutter

    when i joking around with my friends or at work or whatever, i notice i am the one who tends to take the conversation to a dirtier level. i dont know, i guess it starts in highschool. the school i went to was an all boys school where there was no women and this caused the...
    jonnyronny jonnyronny 18-21, M Apr 12, 2010

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    I Find Ignorance Funny.

    I find people who have no ideas of their own and try to pass off something that they have heard or read Hilarious !!!
    mrkay27 mrkay27 46-50, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    Penis?WTFE

    i lost a managment position for saying penis twice in front of the boss lady.we just started saying (elbow) instead.lol.no one ever knew what we were talking about after that.
    americanbadass americanbadass 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 15, 2008

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    Some Of It

    I have a huge spectrum of humor that definitely includes these traits.When I'm around certain people the sarcastic and off -color humor come out a lot more. My close friends don't mind, in fact they find it hilarious so I have no apologies.
    bvb1123 bvb1123 41-45, M Dec 30, 2010

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    ... But I Choose My Audience.

    Yes, I can be just a teeny-tiny bit sarcastic *rolls eyes*, and I can tell filthy jokes with the best of them.... but I am always careful to choose my audience.  Part of that is for rather obvious reasons-- for instance I am not going to tell an X-rated joke to my...
    Geode Geode 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 16, 2009

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    I always say sarcastic things

    that crack people up but way way way waaaay too often do I make Dirty jokes aha xD It's probably not a good thing though.
    Tabithaaa Tabithaaa 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Nice A**

    Friend(female): "blah blah blah boys blah blah drama drama gossip drama" Me: *Stares at hot chick* Friend: "What are you staring at now!" Me: "You're hot cousin's a**." Friend: "What?! Why?!" Me: "Because she's turned around so I can't see her boobs." Friend: *Slaps* Me...
    Swordsman101 Swordsman101 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25, 2013

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    Related Experiences

    I have a weird sense of humor and I like people with a weird sense of humor. Serious humor, dry humor,blunt humor, dirty humor. It's attractive too :)
    PhilosophicMind PhilosophicMind 18-21, F Aug 31

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    When I was very young my grandparents used to watch my younger sister and I. My grandmother, who was an amazing woman that I miss very much, told me when you don't know what to do...
    lilHuman lilHuman 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I must have a weird sense of humor because this video had me in tears (laughing)! Though, at the end of it, I felt slightly unsettled...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    RedOctagon RedOctagon 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have a morbid sense of humor, which tends to scare away people.
    zed2223 zed2223 18-21, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    "I don't know what it is... But YOU. Have GOT. IT." - Peter Griffin in Nepal (Buying a donkey as a status thing.)
    Sourminds Sourminds 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Being a death metal bassist and writer and a very sarcastic person can give you a morbid sense of humor but it also helps not take things seriously. And for the benefit, I don't...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I can make really conceited jokes, even though I'm far from conceited. My jokes can even be kind of rude, I'm sarcastic almost all of the time, and I dislike the fact that when...
    lunalancing lunalancing 16-17, F Aug 31

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    I have a very complex sense of humor. Not saying it would take a genius to understand my jokes, not at all.. Only people who I have more of a connection with seem to get my humor...
    StoneColdNipZz StoneColdNipZz 18-21, M 3 Responses Aug 28

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    I'm a chronic over-thinker, so I try to keep things light. Tragic circumstances call for morbid humor. As inappropriate as it may be, that's how I deal. Some of the most heated...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    Seriously, my sense of humor is proof that nature and nurture work together. My family is the source of most of my humor.
    GleefulLaughs GleefulLaughs 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gvr-6gR4Ww Wtf is wrong my sense of humor? o_o XD
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    What has two thumbs and a weird sense of humor? Your mama! Hahahahaha
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M Aug 28

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    It's really dry and caustic, sometimes self- depreciating. Most people don't understand my sense of humor.
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 30

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    My sense of humor makes everyone creep out.
    dropdeadwilma dropdeadwilma 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    RIP: Joan Rivers :-( To a true original who's sense of humor, weird or otherwise, will never be duplicated.
    Stickboy1984 Stickboy1984 26-30, M 7 Responses Sep 4

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    My humor has always been kind of twisted. Also my honesty and my humor go hand in hand. Some people laugh and some people give me the dirtiest looks. Lol
    alifeofcreativity alifeofcreativity 18-21, F 8 Responses Sep 7

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    Ok, I don't exactly know where to post this. But recently in my area there was an automobile accident involving a male and female. Apparently the girl overdosed and the boyfriend...
    Patrikios Patrikios 18-21, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I find crude sexual humor hilarious and I'm a 16 year old girl.. Is that normal?
    alicebelle alicebelle 16-17, F 13 Responses Aug 23

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    Because I grew up on Monty Python. My father would not allow us to watch it at night on channel 13, so we would sneak down and watch it and try not to laugh too loudly. We also...
    mom4ce mom4ce 51-55, F 5 Responses Aug 26

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    This is actually pretty terrible, for a situation that really has no simple solutions, but kinda apt summary that I can see the humor in from "Andrej" on Twitter: Obama: There's...
    Faust76 Faust76 36-40, M Aug 28

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    I walked into a crowded elevator and I use humor during awkward situations. So I just randomly said "I guess you're all wondering why I brought you here today". A few looked at...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 13 Responses Aug 28

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    It's not mine but it's awesome just my level of humor. "What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical qustion?"
    deltaqu deltaqu 31-35, M 4 Responses Sep 2

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    Dark humor...it's like sight...not everybody has or gets it :D
    aqizakc aqizakc 16-17, M 3 Responses Sep 7

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    My friends say my humor and sarcasm don't match my facial expression 😕 but then they say that's what makes it so funny
    PartyPat2336 PartyPat2336 16-17 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love meme style humor and so does my best friend :D it makes me laugh for hours!
    CinnamonSmoothy CinnamonSmoothy 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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