I Have a Sarcastic Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 529 People

    My sarcasm hasn't gotten to the point

    where nearly everything I say is with sarcasm.
    Tamika123 Tamika123
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 9, 2014

    Sometimes I wish Seth Rogen could knock me up

    so we could have a baby together and then he could play fetch with it like a dog. ...is this only a "Me" wish?? Or is this every girl's dream too...? #hollywoodheartthrobs #sexiestmanalive
    ERMAHGERD1 ERMAHGERD1
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 4

    I have a sarcastic sense of humor

    and find not everyone gets it or understands it. I have accidentally upset people with my sense of humor. Has anyone else done that before?
    Violaplayer84 Violaplayer84
    31-35, F
    Jan 15, 2015

    Its Funny to Me.

    i am always being sarcastic,u dont like it **** off.i offend many,some dont get me,others think am funny.because i come right out n say how i feel about someone r something.w out sarcasm my day would suck more then usual.if someone falls come on u now u laugh its not rude,its...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 1, 2009

    Wise-***!

    I am often called this. Because of my sarcastic approach to comedy. Ever seen the show friends, with the character named "Chandler"? Well... that's me, most of the time. My humor becomes more sarcastic, when I feel that things are getting too serious. This causes most...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Sep 10, 2008

    No One Understands Me,but I Don't Give a ****.

    My sarcasm is often mistaken for straight out bitchiness, I understand this and therefore direct all sarcastic comments to direct family members or people I know to be hard of hearing. I find this to be a very rewarding if not lonely interest and can only hope that in these...
    KTK3 KTK3
    31-35
    1 Response Apr 7, 2009

    Did You Know...

    That sarcasm is a form is a form of abuse? I was so heart sick when I found that out because I have a very sarcastic sense of humor and a dry wit. I also have a tender heart like most other sarcastic people (though most would cut your heart out with a dull spoon a'for admittin...
    btrflysfound btrflysfound
    41-45
    3 Responses Sep 21, 2008
    FreshMilk4Me FreshMilk4Me
    36-40, M
    May 20, 2015

    Actually,

    I have never made a sarastic or facetious comment in my life. I also never make inappropriate jokes or comments.
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Dec 1, 2008

    I don't know why I have

    such a sarcastic sense of humor. I tend make people at my job laugh a lot (usually at the expense of someone else). But it's all in good fun most of the time.
    Aaronme Aaronme
    31-35, M
    1 Response May 9, 2014

    Sometimes...

    i really don't like people who are too sarcastic though.....I do catch myself doing it--but my difference is that it's not the mean or rude kind. I make people laugh alot......and sometimes feel i have a weird sense of humor-but i think that's only because, sadly, it's just rare...
    peacefulprincess peacefulprincess
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 11, 2011

    Funny

    hope this makes those of u that read this smile,             HEY............. REMEMBER THAT TIME U FELL?                  ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 10, 2009

    Agrhhhhh , get it off me ,

    get it off . No, no , nooooooooo, nooooooooooooooo! im being hit with an atheist spirit - ok im just playing lmao . Steel may melt with fire , but it can always be moulded.
    Stephenrko Stephenrko
    36-40, M
    Jan 5, 2015

    Hmph!

    I am probably one of the most sarcastic people that you will never meet. Most people can't handle my sarcasm and some even think I'm mean. Oh well, they will get over it...eventually! LOL   It's who I am. If you don't like me, I really don't care. It's all in good fun...
    LAwoman72 LAwoman72
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 5, 2008

    Sarcasm

    There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure...
    ManOfSorrows ManOfSorrows
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Dec 9, 2009

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