I Have a Sense of Humor

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    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 16

    I went to the optometrist today

    and he asked me when last I've been to an optometrist? Me: 1997 (when I got my last specs, which I only wear at work) Shame.. He thought I was kidding, poor soul. After all my tests he struggled to understand how I could still be alive. My eyes are that weak. Guess this...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Feb 26
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Feb 2
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 22
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 20

    Confucius says: Man who walks into turnstile is

    gonna Bangkok. There's no such thing as rape; woman with dress up runs faster than man with pants down.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 15
    GypsyMiss GypsyMiss
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Dec 17, 2015
    JoannaBe JoannaBe
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Jan 23

    My jokes aren't always good,

    but once in a while it's funny. I also like when people make me laugh, it breaks the tension and everyone has fun.
    MelodieSlute MelodieSlute
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 26, 2014

    Some people should really think

    before they speak.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Feb 16
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Feb 26

    This is one of my favorite clips featuring the

    comedian Trevor Noah. He gives a little bit of insight in what it was like growing up in South Africa during the Apartheid Era. Enjoy!! http://youtu.be/GgZYCj39M38
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    10 Responses Apr 9

    What would this world be without

    that one sarcastic quote.. lol
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 3

    Love and marriage....

    The joys !!!
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 20
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve
    26-30, F
    Oct 22, 2015

    Now you know why they get

    so upset when you ask them to move.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 26

    You know that you can get on with your normal

    life, if your page looks like this when you log in after a few days. No messages No red squares.
    AB710303 AB710303
    70+, M
    Mar 5

    Only in SA... Who needs heat

    or electricity in winter.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 5

    This is South Africa humor,

    though I would say it may well apply to the rest of the world. lol
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 5

    My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge

    and a crunch... It's called LUNCH!
    Jpfunjunky Jpfunjunky
    31-35, M
    1 Response Dec 1, 2014

    I started cracking up at this.

    I don't know why; I just found it really funny.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 21

    My best scammer was the Christian scammer.

    Woweee. He started out so real until I quoted the bible to him. So much for needing donations. Like I told him. There comes a point when we have to stop blessing the pigs. End of conversation ;)
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Apr 19
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jan 24

    A man goes into a bar

    and orders three beers. The bartender asks why. The man says, "I have two brothers who live far away so each year they go to a bar and order 3 drinks and I go to one so that way it feels like we are still drinking together even though we cant see each other". The bartender...
    theguywiththeredhair theguywiththeredhair
    18-21, M
    Nov 19, 2015

    Humor Is My Life Raft

    About the only thing that's helping me to keep going, these days, is humor. Oh, I'm no comic, I'm not even all that funny...but, I don't let that stop me. Today, I called a bunch of idiots. Yep, I called Texas, Kentucky and New Jersey! To try to butter her up to maybe...
    whovian whovian
    46-50, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2007

    Be mindful of what you say,

    there are often consequences.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Feb 29

    He may be down on his luck

    but he has a sense of humor.
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jan 13
    SingapuraGirl SingapuraGirl
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Feb 29

    Let me make it easy for you.

    If you don't respond to my In-box Private massage, I will stop communicating. It is easy. So please don't Block me.
    AB710303 AB710303
    70+, M
    Feb 24

    Oh golly gosh goodness me,

    do I have a notebook big enough!?lol
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 22
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    15 Responses Feb 12
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 29

    It's good to know, even back then,

    you needed to have a great sense of humor. ;)
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jan 22

    In the past 5 months I have received the same

    declaration of love posted in my inbox by the same person. Now I only responded the very first time this scammer posted it and my question to him was. Really?!! Wow, since we never met a day in our life and I know you don't know me, yet according to your message we are well into...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Apr 19
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Feb 11

    On the day the queen of England

    and Dolly Parton pass away As they both arrive at heaven St. Peter tells them Sorry ladies we've only room for one any ideas who it should be The queen and dolly look at each other then dolly takes out her boobs and shows them to St. Peter and says You've got to let these in...
    Sophiewargamer Sophiewargamer
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jan 23

    Last saturday at work a colleague

    and I were the only two left in the office, when everyone had gone and we started talking about series we currently enjoy. I asked him if he had seen lucifer and he replied. 'Yes, I'm just like him. ' Me: 'Does this mean you're going to seduce me now, Shane?' I never saw...
    Lee124 Lee124
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Mar 8
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