I Have a Silly Cat

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    SILLINESS Is Next to Catliness???

    ALL cats have that capacity.  You ought to see some of the stuff that goes on around here in the cat population!  But, uh, DollyDiva, a gentle suggestion.  CLEAN KISSY'S TOILET REGULARLY.  I mean, would YOU want to use a dirty...
    jmuhjacat jmuhjacat
    1 Response Apr 13, 2009

    The Electric Blanket

    Normally Josie isn't one who likes to get under the bed covers at night. Not unless it's particularly cold. So it's taken her this long to discover that I have a fantastic electric blanket. Suddenly she's absolutely loves getting under the covers as I read before going to sleep...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 15, 2009


    My roommates cat is definitely a unique personality. He hogs my lap when I'm on the computer. When I start typing, he puts his paw over my arm and starts sucking his arm(he loves doing that to himself when he's in a lovey mood.) When I scratch the top of his head, he...
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    Jul 22, 2009

    No, Get Off.

    Ricky wants to come in my lap again. He already tried twice. Me: "It's too hot!...But it's never too hot for lovin' right?" Ricky: "Meow" Me: Hahahahaha!
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    2 Responses Aug 13, 2009

    Another Ricky Story!

    I'm at the computer, and I hear a clunk in the kitchen. I go in and Ricky knocked off my can of deviled ham onto the floor. I pick it up and put it back on the table, and tap him lightly on the head. I walk away and I hear clunk. He knocks the new plastic tub of catnip over. I...
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    3 Responses Aug 8, 2009

    Freaky Ninja Skills

    I just had the freakiest experience ever with Josie; I had put her outside earlier in the day. Neither of my housemates let her back inside. And when I first went to call her back in, there was absolutely no sign of her anywhere ... and she always lets me know if she's inside...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2009

    I Can't Believe You're Doing That!

    My roommate's cat is on my lap right now..again. A second ago, he started trying to bite the space bar! I hate when he puts his paw on it because it makes the page scroll down! Now he's BITING it! What a special wierdo, that boy!
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    1 Response Aug 5, 2009


    My cat (Churchill) has recently picked up a new thing he LOVES to do while I am asleep.My boyfriend and I have a lot of pillows on our bed and my cat likes to sleep on them, cool whatever. Most cats like pillows.My cat likes to lay down on the pillows, curling around my head in...
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    Apr 13, 2011

    Crazy Fat Cat and The Cat Lady !

    Kisselina or Kissy is 1 year old MALE Cat ! He is very active and almost Hyperactive all the times ! He loves to watch me having shower by sitting on the sink and smell my used panties ! He loves to play with Plastic bag and Stimulates my Annoying Gland ! He...
    DollyDiva DollyDiva
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Apr 12, 2009

    Kid D

    My grandmother likes to call my cat Kid D.  She has actually gone through a series of nicknames, most recently winding up being called Doodly.  She's 14, but she acts like she's 3.  She's a huntress, though thankfully there haven't been many mice left on our floors...
    leiasatine leiasatine
    18-21, F
    Sep 10, 2009

    The Brave Defender

    Last night Josie was a bit restless. We both were. She ended up just sitting up on my window sill and looking outside to pass the night. Just as I was finally dropping off to the land of dreams, I was dragged back to reality by her shrill growl. She had seen a cat. I thought...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    Nov 2, 2009

    No Becuz

    no I don't even have a cat :/Cats, they scare me :(I get super paranoid
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Apr 14, 2011


    Really the cat belonged to my sister then she moved so now her ex takes care of bailey .Bailey is really  funny. She attacks her own tail, yells at my sisters ex to  get out.  Well she yells out and she will scream no and help. She steals bread buns and crackers...
    powerranger powerranger
    13-15, M
    Aug 14, 2009

    Ricky the Lion

    My roommates cat Ricky is like a big lion. He's a huge tabby and his stripes on the side actually look just like a tigers stripes. He has a strange personality. He likes to lay on me sometimes on the sofa and if I stroke the bridge of his nose and over toward the back of his...
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    1 Response Aug 26, 2009

    My Crazy Cats:d

     so i have 3 cats so far. harry is the fattie of the three i swear he'll go and eat everyone's food and still meow for more he weighs like 20 pounds we call him fatboy lol or mini panther because he's HUGE not just fat but really big-boned :) he also thinks he's a dog and...
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    2 Responses Jul 7, 2009

    She's Paranoid

    Recently whenever we smoke chuff in the house, Josie has taken to sitting on my windowsil and peering out when I go to bed. This doesn't really bother me as it's quite normal. But it's just when we smoke anything, she suddenly sees a cat in our front yard, and growls and carries...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 9, 2009

    Not My Cat

    The other day my housemates and I were smoking Chuff in the laundry. One of my housemate's cats came down with us, and got high as a result. We really didn't think anything of it; he was only a little more twitchier than normal. But then I decided to feed the cats. How Willis...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 9, 2009

    It's Her Bed!

    Josie has always been a pretty laid back cat. She was never one to get possessive or fight over food. But since I have moved into my current house with some mates, I have noticed changes in her; she will fight over food now ... and apparently fiercely; I gave her a chicken bone...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    Sep 28, 2009

    Bi-polar Kitty

    I have a cat that is insane. His name is Zorro and my family adopted him about 8 years ago and have loved him ever since. He's hot and cold. He'll sleep on your lap and snuggle under the blanket with you. He always know when you're upset and he comes and comforts you. That's...
    thehoodedartist thehoodedartist
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 7, 2009

    I Keep Forgetting How Young She Is

    I keep forgetting that Josie is barely even 18 months old. She's still very young at heart and loves to play. The reason why I keep forgetting is because of how good she is with Shego; she mothers Shego something shocking. And compared to how crazy Shego can act, Josie is...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 7, 2009

    Luna Kitty

    i have a kitty that i own all to myself and her name is luna. she has these pretend babies. like she'll carry around a stuffed animal in her mouth like a mommy kitty. right now her baby is a tail off my skelemals jacket. i'll wake up and it will be on my bed next to her. she'll...
    gothicromantic gothicromantic
    16-17, F
    Jul 9, 2009

    She's Been Keeping Me Busy ... and Poor

    I absolutely freaked out about Josie the other day; the area around one of her eyes was bleeding. One panicked phone call later, and she was shoved into the cat cage and driven to the vets. In the 10 minutes that took, she had somehow stopped the bleeding. But it turns out that...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2009

    She's Happy To Have Me Home Again

    I went away to Ocean Grove for the weekend, leaving Josie in the care of my housemates. I figured that while she wouldn't be happy, she'd be fine considering she seems to like housemate A when I'm not around. Turns out my absense was sorely noted. Josie refused to eat the...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    Oct 6, 2009

    Water Kitty

    Diablo seems to think that every time the tap runs, it's a call for him :) He loves water - watching it, patting it, drinking it, stepping in it... but for some reason he still doesn't like baths. I guess he's still a cat!
    camisado camisado
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2009

    Two Peace Loving Cats

    So what happens when you introduce two social, laid back, peaceful cats into the same household? You'd expect them to become bff's or something, right? Well, not these two. Apparently Josie and Leo have some sort of blood feud going between them. But they don't just beat the...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    Sep 10, 2009

    Sleep Growling

    It's something I've suspected Josie does. But everytime I heard her growling I have always been half asleep, and by the time I had figured out what the sound was, I couldn't be sure that it was real or imagined. But last night while I was on the computer, Josie was sleeping next...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    5 Responses May 14, 2009

    She Hasn't Tried Jumping Through Windows Yet.

    I don't even know where to begin with Josie; The time she actually smelled the candle flame? I thought she'd stop going near the flame once she felt the heat. By the time I realized that she wasn't going to stop, I could already smell the singed fur and Josie was halfway out the...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 11, 2009

    Jewelry Thief , Pink Panther

    My baby is a cat b/c .. I have no kid's , she is a mix I adopted from SPCA . If I leave my jewelry out , she's steals it and hides it under my bed . ( at least it can be found ) She has brought jewelry home from the neighbors . I try to return it sometimes , owner can...
    CrystalRainsPearls CrystalRainsPearls
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Jul 24, 2009

    Never Will She Be Normal

    Her hobbies are headbutting walls and talking to birds.
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    Jun 30, 2011


    i have 4 cats, each one sillier than the next one.  i absolutely adore all of them.  Yum-Yum is a Siamese.  he's obnoxious, jealous, and possessive.  i love him, though.  Otis is a copper striped tabby Maine Coon.  he has lost some weight.  now...
    robyn robyn
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Aug 14, 2009

    If Only You Knew How Silly You Are Tabby

    I think that it's hilarious the way that my cat sleeps. She'll cover her eyes with her paws and bury her face in my bed. She has these facial expressions that scream out what it is that she wants. Like if I'm eating lunch, she'll look over at me, look down at what I'm eating...
    DoctorChurchie DoctorChurchie
    22-25, F
    Jun 9, 2012
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