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I Have a Sofa That Devours Remote Controls

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 13 People


    ...stupid's time for you to go...give me back my remote first...
    mi25ke mi25ke
    26-30, M
    Feb 1, 2011

    Into the Depths / Cushion For the Soul

    My Sofa was not manufactured, built, fashioned or crafted by man. It was borne of fire and anger, basalt and magma. It's a gentle beige-grey which appears so peaceful and unassuming until it decides to spite its owner, its master... and devour my belongings. My television remote...
    UnoriginalForumID UnoriginalForumID
    31-35, M
    16 Responses Jun 1, 2009
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