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I Have a Strange Family

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    Pleasexxx Pleasexxx 22-25 2 Responses May 8, 2014

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    My mum: let's go work out on the Wii.

    Me: find the batteries for the controllers and sure My mum: okay. How many? Me: 4 Her: double 'A'? Me: yup Her: okay....gimme your vibrator Me: I'M DONE
    MyMonstersHideUnderMySkin MyMonstersHideUnderMySkin 18-21, F Jan 5, 2014

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    My Aunt

    I would have posted about my aunt in the other story that I wrote in this group, but my screwed up aunt deserves her own page in this group.Well, I'll start with the fact that her and my uncle have four children together. One of those children is black, two are Mexican, and one...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Sep 16, 2011

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    So at 3 am, I went down stairs to get water

    because I was dying of thirst. I end up finding my cousin making peanut butter cookies because apparently he was "craving them." Who the hell does that? -_- but they were good cookies, so whatever.
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 29

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    "we're All Pretty Much Over It"

    My family, while it seems strange to me, is probably like many others - well, my dad's side at least. This side of the family is very financially focused (who isn't nowadays!) and tends to like to paint a pretty picture despite what's going on underneath. My grandfather (my dad...
    ApolloSaturated ApolloSaturated 22-25, F Mar 30, 2010

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    Sometimes water is thicker

    than blood. My boyfriend has been there for me more than anyone else, including my family.
    crazygirl365 crazygirl365 18-21, F Sep 4, 2014

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    So my grandma's sister's husband's sister

    (following me here?) has a daughter. We'll call her Nat. She would always complain that her head hurt, but her grandmother would yell at her and tell her to shut up because she just wanted to avoid studying and doing homework. But Nat was like no forreal my head hurts a lot. Her...
    shiyinglu shiyinglu 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 19, 2014

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    Crazy In-laws!

    My mother-in-law is flipping crazy! I heard, according to statistics, 90% of wives don't get along with their mother-in-laws. Go figure, I have to be one of em! Lol.
    younique younique 18-21 1 Response Dec 9, 2008

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    What's the best site to find ur family history

    for free🐾? I'm trying to find more about my fathers side thanks
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 27, 2014

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    I am a child of strange people.

    First Dad vanished. He just never returned from a weekend trip, this was five years ago. After my mum married another man who was single Dad, I found a new family including a new brother. Two years ago Mum passed away after a car accident. Last week my Dad's new girlfriend moved...
    vixen01 vixen01 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    I'm at my brothers house

    for New Year's Eve.. My mom and grandpa are both drunk, and it's soo funny!
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    Silly Little Lila

    Today I found out that my 3 year old niece Lila talks about me to all of her new Pre-school friends. Im one of her many aunts, we arent blood related but I see her every weekend. She said "my friend Kayla likes you" and i didnt under stand what she meant so I asked her and she...
    pangirl pangirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    My mum once did yoga in the road!

    My grandma does pigeon ****! My grandad once asked the police to arrest him even though he hadn't done anything! My dad thinks he's Dobby from Harry potter!
    Melonfriends Melonfriends 13-15, F Jun 14, 2014

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    So this one time I was on Facebook

    and I strictly have it for family, so I posted a picture of myself so my family could see how grown up I was but I had a different hair color so a couple minutes later I get a message from my younger cousin and he's saying how beautiful I am and I say thank you and all that then...
    giselleevelyn giselleevelyn 18-21, F Apr 21, 2014

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    at my aunts house, having desert with my mom,

    brother, his fiancé, her daughter, aunt, uncle, cousin, other uncle, and grandpa. brother: *repeatedly imitates how funny my grandpa looks while sleeping* family: *laughs* grandpa: "excuse me, weren't you just sleeping?" brother: "yeah, but I don't look like this" *imitates...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F Dec 27, 2014

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    Today, I was reminded of my uncle,

    my uncle is a retired SAS, he lives in holland, on his way back home a man tried to mug him at knife point, my uncle swiftly breaks his arm ( my uncle was a little drunk ).
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M Apr 24, 2014

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    No Words...

    Strange, crazy, disturbed, loving, hilarious, cynical, rude, obnoxious, funny, likeable, kind, fun-loving....we're just a mish mosh of unlikely characteristics rolled up into one dysfunctional package. Oh well, they're mine and I love them...most of the time! ;)
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F Aug 9, 2008

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    We Love It

    I have a wife and stepdaughter that enjoy spending being nude with me.. I love that they are both comfortable with it... Sometimes we play together but my wife won't touch her daughter in that manner but loves to watch us play...
    dirtyone718 dirtyone718 36-40, M Sep 12, 2013

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    How Real Is Your Family?

    MTV is NOW CASTING! Are you sick of seeing unreal reality TV? Do you think your family is more fascinating than those Krazy Kardashians? Or more modern than that scripted Modern Family? Are your parents completely outrageous regardless of who’s watching? Do you guys argue...
    NandD NandD 18-21 Feb 7, 2011

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    Watch Us...you'll See

    My family and I share lots and lots of laughs and this is only between my immediate family (the ones who live with me: mom, dad, and brother). Maybe like a month ago or whenever Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist came out, the four of us watched it downstairs in my basement...
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Yep They Are Strange

    My family might be strange and I should know but that's what makes life almost bearable. The little things like my almost four year old calling a vagina a diamond. My family is strange but they are there for me whenever I need it and that's all that matters.
    bufy1981 bufy1981 26-30, F 1 Response May 10, 2009

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    The Legacy of Strangemany.

    From my experience, some strange families (like mine) take great pride in their strangeness--they see it as part of their identity, what makes them unique--and celebrate their oddness through original traditions that have somehow evolved or they have invented. Other families (and...
    partydog partydog 41-45 Jul 11, 2009

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    Follow Close On This One

    I'm changing names just in case: My Aunt Petunia married Harry who was in the navy. He'd go off for months to years at a time. They had a son. Now see, while Harry was gone, Petunia dated guys. Petunia got pregnant, the day my cousin was born, everyone knew whose baby she was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 16, 2009

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    My Birthday

    OK for 17.5 years i celebrated my birthday on a day in June  then i found it necessary to get a birth record from the state. how ever when i asked for my birth record i was send back a letter explaining that there was no such child born on that day to those parents how ever...
    oldster320 oldster320 61-65 Jun 16, 2009

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    So I was offered to stay with my sister

    so I could go through the process of my divorce.... a month later I'm get lectured by not only my sister but my brother in law as well. so I moved out on Christmas eve! wtf? how can family do that on Christmas? well I move in with my dad and step mom. been here three days and...
    OneBlackRose OneBlackRose 66-70, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    Story # 250 And

    I may be the strangest of all.
    Serenitree Serenitree 70+, F 1 Response Oct 30, 2011

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    This cat made my day.

    Nobody else laughed.😐
    CuteKit CuteKit 16-17, F May 1, 2014

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    My crazy uncle used to shot crows

    and hang them on the porch by they're feet, I don't know I guess it's a southern thing. My cousin put chicken up her nose. My mom...is unexplainable. But I still live them all! :D
    countrygirlISTaylor countrygirlISTaylor 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Freak Show

    My uncle (fathers’ side) use to be committed to a mental institution and on occasions would get out; he committed himself so I guess he could leave when he wanted to, weird!  Anyways, when I was in 4th grade he come to our house and my mom freaked out.  All my...
    RecycledDaily RecycledDaily 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 23, 2009

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    Grandpas drunk.. *commercial with women's

    butts comes on* Grandpa: "ohhhhh that's niceee" mom: "oh my god, dad! I don't like that." Grandpa: "well I don't really give a damn" mom: "oh Jesus"
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    It was a happy day when my mom told me about a

    divorce. I love my mom, I love my stupid dad and I love my new sis in-law
    qlara qlara 18-21, F Sep 17, 2014

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    My Family Calls Me The Black Sheep

    I DONT GET ALONG WITH MY FAMILY AT ALL. THEY CALL ME THE BLACK SHEEP. AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROWING UP WAS HARD AND MY MOTHER AND FATHER DIVORCED WHEN I WAS 7. I GREW UP IN THE PROJECTS. ME AND BOTH MY SISTERS WERE MOLESTED SO I HAVE ALOT OF TRUST ISSUES. MY MOM DIED...
    spicyxhotxandxlooking spicyxhotxandxlooking 36-40, F Jan 4, 2011

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    My family does things a little differently.

    .. Men work, and come home and have the meals ready, table set, and the house cleaned. Women work, clean, cook. Dads have talks with their sons about growing up, Girls just kinda, figure it out on our own, We do everything on our own actually, 9/10 injuries I've had I...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 22, 2014

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    And I wouldn't change it

    for the world! My mums side of the family.. Non one hides their flaws and that's what I love about them I love my dads side just as much because they seem very normal , I thinking I'm somewhere in between! Is there such a thing as normal though?
    wherethewildthingswere wherethewildthingswere 26-30, F Aug 26, 2014

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    So Many Crazy People

    There's just a lot of weird, crazy people in my family. My uncle was a convicted child molester, who just died recently (thank God - and I don't feel bad saying that). My grandfather is a registered sex offender, that hasn't molested anyone, but was caught with tons of child p...
    LenoraLouise LenoraLouise 18-21, F Jul 3, 2013

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    Compared To The Standards Set By Society

    Compared to the standards set by society, I have an odd family. First, I'll begin with my mother. She's been married four times. In between marriages she was with women. Somewhere along the way she got involved in the baptist church and decided it was a sin to be with women, so...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 12, 2011

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    ...

    You have NO idea. 
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 10, 2008

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    They're Fun

    They're weird,alright.I don't know how to describe them.Just to say that holidays and birthdays are alot of fun.
    cryingoveryou cryingoveryou 41-45, F Jun 1, 2009

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    arkansas72 arkansas72 26-30, M May 11, 2014

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    I have oppressive family ruling my life. My mother is an ex-psych nurse so she sees the entire world through DSM tinted glasses. Which means I'm prime bait for a diagnosis. All I...
    FunkoMunko FunkoMunko 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    In two years would like to have a family with my partner. It feels so right..... =)
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F Mar 8

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    I had a strange dream. All I remember now, was that I was running. Eventually, I caught up with Victoria. A girl who I used to hang out with. We were talking about some car or...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1 16-17, M Mar 9

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    a teenager who loves classical music....how strange
    nomnommings nomnommings 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 1

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    (Graphic!)The dream I had last night was really strange.... I am at work with my boyfriend, we go on a bathroom break and i notice that all of the bathroom decor seems to be made...
    blad3runn3r blad3runn3r 31-35 Mar 5

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    in most of my dreams, i am always running away from someone. i dont know, sometimes it would be an assassin or a serial killer. I would jump off buildings, do parkour.. it was fun...
    pillowsofurr pillowsofurr 18-21 1 Response 6 days ago

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