I Have a Twisted Sense of Humor

If you've been told you have a wicked, messed-up or twisted sense of humor...this groups for you. 685 People

    Yo mama so stupid she called you to ask

    for your number... Yo mama so old she even got the first copy of the 10 Commandments... Yo mama so fat she does not need the Internet coz she's WORLDWIDE... XD
    RagingDemon29 RagingDemon29
    13-15, F
    Oct 9, 2014
    paintdeath paintdeath
    18-21, F
    Dec 8, 2015

    yeah a bit . I get from watch things like evil

    dead and army of darkness. see just about every horror movie out there. kind of like how I always laugh when in the movies when you see that person do something no person with 1/2 a brain would do.
    chat68chat chat68chat
    36-40, M
    Jan 8, 2014

    My Stories

    i write a lot of stories in my classe at school. but there not your typical once opon a time stories ( well one iss but it ended with a nuclear explosion and kids haveing there fith year birthday paties cleaning up the guts and gore of faries and other children just like them...
    sammydog83197 sammydog83197
    13-15, F
    2 Responses May 19, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 14, 2015

    I can't joke around with a lot of people

    without being judged. Either that or I get funny looks. The only friend I had that I could openly joke about, say death, is no longer my friend :( thanks to my mother. I feel lonely sometimes. My sense of humor isnt taken lightly by many.
    stuckonthepast stuckonthepast
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 1, 2014

    Q: Why did Suzie fall off of the swing set?

    A: She had no arms. Q: Knock, knock. Q2: Who's there? A: Not Suzie.
    CaptnMyah15 CaptnMyah15
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jun 5, 2015

    Some people may not find this funny i wish you

    all the luck in the world finding your sense of humor !!!!! I want to die like my grandfather peacefully in my sleep not shouting and screaming like the passengers on his bus :-)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 24, 2015

    Whenever I think of a flower it makes me want

    to laugh... I don't understand why the **** why Especially if I think about it replacing a males genital area FLOWER PENIS
    NeonBrown NeonBrown
    18-21, F
    May 25, 2014

    I have a very twisted humor haha like I laugh

    when people get hurt then I ask if they're okay like I can't explain it haha
    oilchick1488 oilchick1488
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 2, 2014

    My Sense Of Humor Is Getting Worse...

    Many times in my life i have been told that I have a twisted and borderline insane sense of humor, mainly because it's completely true, but lately it's been getting worse for example a while back i got some bad news about my friend, apparently two of my friends were riding a bike...
    melanthios melanthios
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2010

    I Don't Often Get A Perfect Setup Like This

    My co-worker was telling me that he made some instant hot apple cider over the weekend and I asked him if he had ever tried making hot cider with the cinnamon Red Hots candies dissolved in the cider. He said it sounded good and asked where I had learned that trick. I told him...
    QuietGuy123 QuietGuy123
    56-60, M
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2012

    here's a nerd joke What do you get

    when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin, by it's diameter? pumpkin pie
    captaindanny captaindanny
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2013

    I don't know . I laugh at sad things.

    I think it part of nervousness. Like when i was at the library and this guy with a mental disability yelled something i let out a big laugh. Idk why i found it so funny. Im kinda scared of pople with problems like that,but my uncle was likee that :(. I also laugh at jokes I...
    crazyyes crazyyes
    18-21, F
    Jan 12, 2014
    kittysoftpaws kittysoftpaws
    36-40, F
    Feb 6, 2013

    when I got asked out I said no just to see his

    reaction and see if he would be said and then said just kidding. I also told a girl we weren't friends to see what she said. I thought it was so funny hahaha
    curlyq0324 curlyq0324
    16-17, F
    Jul 25, 2014

    And so does Rodney Carrington.

    If you like non sensical, gross, slightly disturbing and often just flat out hilarious, look up his stuff! I just listened to letter to my penis again! 😂
    Handyman25 Handyman25
    26-30, M
    Aug 28, 2015
    Lld84 Lld84
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014
    Kingdarkroom Kingdarkroom
    26-30, M
    Nov 1, 2014

    I received a text last week.

    .. all it said was this, "California Love". that was so f**ked up and yet, I cannot help but still laugh as the song plays in my head. So twisted.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 9, 2015

    Sometimes. Ever hear the phrase.

    " I'll be on you like a buzzard on a gut wagon."? A gut wagon is what they used before hotdogs were invented.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 11, 2014
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