if I have a Twitter.. The answer is yes, but it is my the one site I do keep personal it has a lot of my where abouts & I don't want to share all of that with you... Sorry!
So now that yall know maybe you will stop asking me! I will share any other social media site with you!
I did promised myself that I would not, repeat not, beg for a follow from Norman Reedus on twitter. Which I haven't.
But I started interacting with a very sweet German girl who would absolutely love to get a follow from him. And where many fans get their caps lock stuck and look...
Once they get their follow, they beg him for a DM.He's following over 6,000 of you, sweetie. If everyone of you sends him a DM daily, do you *really* think he's gonna manage to reply to them all?*shrugs*Stoopid fangirls.
So, Mr Reedus tweets this:
"Green eggs. Where's ham"
Endless stream of tweets telling him "not to eat them, yuk", or "no, it's OK, certain hen species lay weirdly coloured eggs", or "I can cook you some eggs" or "if you crack one open, it will say DM me on the yolk", and of...
Soooo, as my circle knows, I have joined Twitter, just so I can stalk Norman Reedus. (bite me...)
Most recent tweet from this disarmingly internet-naive gentleman:
A link to vote for him for the IGN's Best Of awards, with the comment, "DO ME!"
Now if THAT isn't walking right into...
My stalkee tweeted an Instagram pic last night. (beautiful, hu?)
Comment by who I only assume to be a horny fangirl:
"can i sit on your face Norman"
*spits coffee out of both nostrils*
I'm sorry, what???
I know I rant about fangirls a lot. And I know that technically, I am a...
So my stalkee tweets this: I'm ******* myself laughing and automatically type the usual internet response "LMFAO". Then I stop dead in my tracks.I can't *really* type LMFAO to Norman Reedus, can I? It's not polite... I don't know him at all... this ain't EP...What's the bloody...