I Have A Warped Sence Of Humor

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    Okay, so, there is a guy in a church,

    about to be married. He is in the dressing room getting ready to go to the alter when he jus busts out in tears. Jim, his best man, is right next and says to him, "Hey dude, you know I love your fiancée like a sister and nothing would make me happier to see you to tie the...
    dorkgerdo dorkgerdo
    46-50
    1 Response Feb 2, 2016

    Imma git me one of them Sponge Bob Square Pants

    costumes. legally change my name to Sponge Bob, and run for prez of the USA. Who gonna vote fer me?
    dorkgerdo dorkgerdo
    46-50
    Feb 11, 2016
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