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I Have A Weird Body Shape

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    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

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    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan 70+ Aug 9, 2010

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    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy 31-35 3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    An Inconvenient One, If You Ask Me.

    My body can be pretty deceiving. from the side i look like a normal weighted person, but full frontal i look obese. i am a wide person. "Swimmers Shoulders" my dad calls it. along with my wideness i am also quite tall, and most of this extra height is located at my actual body...
    dearly0beloved dearly0beloved 18-21, F Aug 2, 2010

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    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55 51-55 Jun 17, 2010

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    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88 13-15 2 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17, 2010

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    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

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