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I Have A Weird Body Shape

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 99 People

    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25, 2014

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    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

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    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55 51-55 Jun 17, 2010

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    I'm pretty tall but I have really short legs.

    All my height is in my torso. My sister who's 4 inches shorter has legs much longer than me. People think I'm like 7' when I sit. Then I stand and barely go anywhere.
    Thespistx Thespistx 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88 13-15 2 Responses May 7, 2011

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    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

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    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17, 2010

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    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy 31-35 3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    I have decided to finally get breast

    augmentation to correct my breast. I had my consultation a week ago and I am asking for donations on my Go Fund Me page, titled Body Conscious. Thank you for creating a place where this is easier to discuss!
    nmspriggs nmspriggs 22-25, F Oct 22, 2014

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    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan 66-70 Aug 9, 2010

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    Yeah this is one of the weirdest I've had in a while, it's like my brain was getting back at me for complaining my other dreams were boring. So it was back in the 1800's I think...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response May 18

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    It was already halfway through summer session in the dream and I was feeling very relieved to have my first set of classes done with. Not much happened in the dream. My friends and...
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    Even for me this is random! Please help decipher it! It started that I was outside my local McDonald's, I went in to order something but forgot it. I came back in to use the toilet...
    nicolewootten nicolewootten 18-21, F 1 Response May 6

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    I had a dream that i dropped a lit match on my hand and burned a oval shaped 2 inch deep hole about the size of a half dollar coin on the back of my hand. The doctors wanted to sew...
    sunnyone13 sunnyone13 36-40, F 3 Responses May 9

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    Alright.... so I had another weird dream. It was so surreal because it actually felt like it was happening. I dreamt that I slowly floated... up high... into the night sky and...
    Cinnamongrl Cinnamongrl 46-50, F 10 Responses 4 days ago

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    Another weird one tonight. A witch coven found me and wanted me to join them. It was led by an older man and woman, and there were a bunch of young witches my age, guys and girls...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses May 19

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    I've been having more vivid and nightmare-ish dreams lately. This one is from last night. I've been thinking about it all day. Any ideas on what it might mean? I'm running...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 27

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    I worked with a team of scientists. We went to this remote island with an abandoned research facility to try to gather the data that was left behind. We found out that it was...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response May 1

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    I had a dream where i was in miami and we were about to be hit by a tsunami and i was trying so hard to get my sister to safety... when we were hit by it where we were staying was...
    Eroticwriter34 Eroticwriter34 18-21, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Dreams I had of my uncle Frank his face is blacked out, the rest of his body is normal to see and when I ask him how is heaven my dream ends. I also dream about tornadoes a lot...
    Jesuslovesmetoo Jesuslovesmetoo 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    Again weird...I was like at some weird school where a group of people I knew (vaguely) were staying, and we kept doing all these challenges, it was like we were playing a mixture...
    nicolewootten nicolewootten 18-21, F 2 Responses May 12

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    I dont know whats weirder.. having a movie cliche dream about him cheating on me with a much younger co worker but lying because he didnt want to hurt me and all the kids... or...
    TankGir1 TankGir1 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    I just got new weird underwear for when me and the wife do it. Super hero underwear costume.
    Utuve1000 Utuve1000 36-40, M 3 Responses Apr 27

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    I had this weird dream tonight, I just woke up from. I was going to hop in the shower but my cell phone rang I started talking on it. It was someone I knew so I then left my home...
    SummerLoveAlmost18 SummerLoveAlmost18 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    It's like first their evil then good. Then it flips to something else,and I never get to see my face. Sometimes I'm weird creatures, yea
    Bryona Bryona 18-21, F Apr 29

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    is it weird ti want to lucid dream so you can figure out if someone you 'like' is real? :/
    nathan0erasmus nathan0erasmus 13-15, M 2 Responses May 2

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    I don't know exactly HOW I got to be in my weird group of friends but sometimes I don't even feel accepted among even THEM, so what does that make me?
    thegirlinred thegirlinred 18-21, F May 9

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    I had the most intense crazy dream that started off amazing and ended bad and scary. Started off with a girl that I used to work with coming over and coming on to me while we were...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M May 10

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    Dreamt about a tsunami in a basketball arena o_O Dreams are weird.
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 3 Responses May 12

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    I was at a family reunion and brought my boyfriend. I had to find and hunt down all my family members so I could introduce them, but I had to do it quickly because I had to be in...
    underlyinghonesty underlyinghonesty 22-25, F 1 Response May 13

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    Weird dream indeed. I dreamed a man came in on me and I over took him. i knocked him out cold. I then began to cut off each finger at the bigger joint. i remember the feeling of...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 4 Responses May 14

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    Last night I had a dream that I was accepted into a Latin band right before the performance. But the weird part is I was put on drumset. I've never played a drumset in my life...
    BroguesAndJeans BroguesAndJeans 16-17, F May 16

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    I had a dream I went ***** shopping in this crazy gigantic mall it was really freaking weird and some girl from my high school was buying ****** too we aren't even friends.... but...
    ReneeTay ReneeTay 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    The other night i had some dream that me and this teacher were in a secret relationship (no idea why him because i forgot of his existence until that night) but we were keeping it...
    SleepingWithAlexandria SleepingWithAlexandria 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i had a dream that i was attacked by inflatable animals... I was sober and its still the weirdest thing i remember
    zjdeluca zjdeluca 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Last night I dreamed that I was trapped in a GIANT red balloon with Prince Harry, my dog and Ellen DeGeneres... It was pretty weird, and then my mum turned up dressed as superwoman...
    EricaAudrey22 EricaAudrey22 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Last night I dreamed that a fire broke out in my parent's house while I was there. The weird part is that none of us made any attempt to extinguish the fire or get out. We just...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago