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I Have A Weird Body Shape

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    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

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    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan 70+ Aug 9, 2010

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    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88 13-15 2 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55 51-55 Jun 17, 2010

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    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    An Inconvenient One, If You Ask Me.

    My body can be pretty deceiving. from the side i look like a normal weighted person, but full frontal i look obese. i am a wide person. "Swimmers Shoulders" my dad calls it. along with my wideness i am also quite tall, and most of this extra height is located at my actual body...
    dearly0beloved dearly0beloved 18-21, F Aug 2, 2010

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    I have decided to finally get breast

    augmentation to correct my breast. I had my consultation a week ago and I am asking for donations on my Go Fund Me page, titled Body Conscious. Thank you for creating a place where this is easier to discuss!
    nmspriggs nmspriggs 22-25, F Oct 22, 2014

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    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25, 2014

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    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

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    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17, 2010

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    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy 31-35 3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    I have no idea. But last night i dreamed that me and my school were going camping. And me and my 24 year old male teacher ( lol, i just wanna be specific ) wanted to run away and...
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    I was in a house, which I know is my mother's. (Not in waking life.) In going thru the refrigerator and cabinets, I noticed a lot of processed meats, especially salamis. But I...
    JerryAtRick JerryAtRick 61-65, M Feb 10

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    so this is all in third person view like an out of body experience. ok so Im in my room sleeping in my bed the bed is in the center of the room, on the right side the bed has like...
    ea91702 ea91702 22-25, M Feb 14

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    My dream from last night: We were on a road trip with mom, my brother, my great grandma, and some guy we picked up along the way. Mom was all uptight about us not getting any rain...
    BroguesAndJeans BroguesAndJeans 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    I had a dream I was the Captain of a group of soldiers that were supposed to check out this train station due to suspicious activity among the rails, it was going fine until when...
    BorderBetweenWorlds BorderBetweenWorlds 16-17 4 Responses Feb 18

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    So last night i was dreaming that me and some old friends were in school planning a/or going to a party after class, there was this black guy i made friends with but it was hard...
    everycolour101 everycolour101 22-25, M Feb 20

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    Why can't people smell themselves? At a lesser level I wonder why our own smell is never as bad as someone else's? Sometimes this human weakness hits an all time high. I worked...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 5 Responses Feb 25

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    I had one of the freakiest dreams of my life last night. Would really like some feedback or opinions on general interpretation. I've posted a summary: The coherent part of the...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Last night I had a really weird dream again. So I lived in this world where when we were born, humans would get possessed by ghosts. (Sort of like in Elements Of Insanity) The...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 15

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    Another weird dream... I have so many of them but usually don't document them. Today I had a dream about my cat that died 15 years ago and there have been a lot of dreams about him...
    ballen0420 ballen0420 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 14

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    I dreamt that Obama was giving me and some other person a ride. He took us to this abandoned place. Then he started saying a bunch of weird freaky things. Then I tried to run away
    MiserysChild MiserysChild 22-25 Feb 6

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    So, this one is hard to explain cause it was one of those that is all over the place, but here I go: Me and a group of friends, I guess, were traveling around. It was weird, I...
    Somethinglikethat4 Somethinglikethat4 18-21, F Feb 9

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    I had a horrible vivid nightmare about my schizophrenic father who in real life has been gone a long time and I've not seen for about 10 years. I'd been given his address but the...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 70+, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    I had some of the weirdest dreams last night I remember being with my family in California and things got bad I felt like I was being ignored and bossed around. I snapped and...
    DeeDeS DeeDeS 18-21, F Feb 13

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    I keep having dreams that I'm trying to cheat on my boyfriend with two of my closest friends.... It's so weird
    lukesdeadpenguin lukesdeadpenguin 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    I had many. Some are reoccurring, some aren't. Like last night, I had a dream a mouse sized cat kept running around me. Going away and coming back and scaring me. Others were...
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M 3 Responses Feb 20

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    i had quite a series of weird dreams last night. they just were too bizarre and mostly unpleasant. i even had one that had those creepy people in the "featured ads" photos on E.P.
    karenmbrown karenmbrown 51-55 Feb 25

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    I had a crazy dream last night, a company I interviewed for (wasnt for me) ..they wanted to see me at this Texas bbq...so I reluctantly went and they decided to have a bbq on a...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Second of the dreams I had last night, this is the lucid one! Ok so I had 3 pets, a kitten, a puppy and my real life dog. But I couldn't spend time with them because I was away at...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I've had a weird tickling sensation on the back of my belly button ever scence my innie has been starting to stick out what could it be?
    Bellybuttonpoke739 Bellybuttonpoke739 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Ah, last night I had another weird dream. I had a dream that this guy was expecting a child. So, this bird flew over him and threw up on him, and then dropped a baby in his arms...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    It started out with me using my powers in some convenience store while I was walking with someone I knew. An old man standing outside saw me and thought I was a superhero and was...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Wow last night's was a trip. So in the dream, my family decided to go out to dinner. So we left the house and were driving to the restaurant when suddenly all our surroundings were...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I would like to announce my weirdest and biggest fear but I know everyone will laugh. :(
    MaxwellMoonHoof MaxwellMoonHoof 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    I don't know what's wrong with me. For the last few months I've bearly had any dreams. This past week or two it's crazy the things im dreaming about and the nightmares im having...
    anonamanda001 anonamanda001 16-17, F Feb 7

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    I have no idea what their about though... I remember them vividly when I wake up, but they fade away very quickly and I forget....
    seanbone11 seanbone11 36-40, M Feb 7

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    Other dreams I have are ones of the future. I'm riding in a bus with a bunch of other people. We all have something in common. I sense it's Christianity. Looking out the window, I...
    jboolie jboolie 41-45, F Feb 11

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