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I Have A Weird Body Shape

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    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy 31-35 3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I have decided to finally get breast

    augmentation to correct my breast. I had my consultation a week ago and I am asking for donations on my Go Fund Me page, titled Body Conscious. Thank you for creating a place where this is easier to discuss!
    nmspriggs nmspriggs 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55 51-55 Jun 17, 2010

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    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88 13-15 2 Responses May 7, 2011

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    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

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    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17, 2010

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    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

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    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan 70+ Aug 9, 2010

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    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    An Inconvenient One, If You Ask Me.

    My body can be pretty deceiving. from the side i look like a normal weighted person, but full frontal i look obese. i am a wide person. "Swimmers Shoulders" my dad calls it. along with my wideness i am also quite tall, and most of this extra height is located at my actual body...
    dearly0beloved dearly0beloved 18-21, F Aug 2, 2010

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    Superwholockian Superwholockian 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 27

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    xEquinzx xEquinzx 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    Many times over t course of a month I will have weird dreams that I am at work (a place that I do no work at) and I will be attempting to sell something that no basis at ll. I...
    ColumbiaTiger ColumbiaTiger 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 10

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    Last summer I had a dream where I was flying over the roads in a remote-controlled chair that was in a giant eggshell-like shaped object... (I have no idea what could have...
    PixCaliTropic PixCaliTropic 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 4

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    Has anyone choked while sleeping? So yesterday night I had a dream I was in bed. I thought I was awake cause I was looking at my phone. But then it disappear and I realize I'm...
    CammieBx CammieBx 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 14

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    I was typing out a message to you without moving my thumbs. Then in my dream I realized it was a dream and tried to turn off the ipad but your light wouldn't go out. Then a...
    Beau72 Beau72 70+, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    I'm a a Very lucid dreamer . Over the years I've learned how to fly hover and glide on command . I also learned how to break that pesky running in slow motion thing and run fast or...
    reader44 reader44 26-30, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Sooo this is one of my weirdest dreams ever I was in a garden. A woman and her daughter were standing in the middle of it. (They can't c me but I can c them) they were looking at...
    88hanan 88hanan 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    It was weird and so arousing. I dreamt I had sex with my best friend.... it wasn't awkward and that's what was weird about it. In reality, I've only had sex with one guy so in...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 26

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    Well I do . A lot . To be honest 99% of my dreams are either weird or unpleasant , if not both . For example a few nights ago I dreamt that there's this festival where everyone...
    Psychedilc Psychedilc 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 3

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    I like recording my dreams and It's way faster doing it on my phone then writing. I don't remember where it starts but apparently my ex wanted me back and he was weirdly being...
    CammieBx CammieBx 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I've been having restless sleep the past few nights. I remember little bits and pieces of the dreams I had last night. I went to some kind of outdoor party that I was expected to...
    Original Original 41-45, M Oct 8

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    I often have lucid dreams, they're most likely the cause of my "weirdness" when it comes to dreams. I've encountered a lot of things from a weird parrot-butterfly hybrid to a...
    KMargatroid KMargatroid 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 15

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    I keep dreaming of different plots that I play, sometimes I'm a drugdealer, I'm in love with someone, I'm running away from a killer. I've always wanted to make movies, well write...
    TheVirginRapids TheVirginRapids 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 14

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    I've dreams that i'm a guy so many many times . I've too many weird dreams .actually , almost every time when I dream.
    Mmontag Mmontag 18-21, F Oct 14

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    I had a dream that I was married to Eric Decker..... Weird! I don't watch football or his reality show, so this dream was completely random... Can't complain though he's not bad to...
    Aubrey0914 Aubrey0914 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    So I had this dream that I was walking in this park and a couple guys came up one with a camera, they started talking to me and eventually gave me money to show them my boobs and...
    BlondyRae BlondyRae 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 25

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    I dreamt that I was with old school friends and college friends in what seemed to look like Tesco, we were all highly athletic and pretty sure we had superpowers what we couldn't...
    purities purities 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I lived with my girl roommate for 4 years, she is single, not very pretty but nice body. I really want to have a close touch around her body with her knowing nothing.
    surfaceasion surfaceasion 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    The scene was my parents' home where I grew up, though I had moved out years ago. It was a summer day with nice weather, and I was walking out the front door and into the open...
    TheJube TheJube 26-30, M Sep 24

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    I had a dream last night, it would've made an amazing scary movie, OMG It was so scary.. One night I went to my bedroom to grab clothes and this doll, it was kinda like a...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    Hey there! Last night I had a very strange dream. There was a white-light blue skinned, a bit alien looking man who claimed to be death itself. Everyone he touched died from some...
    Dharma815 Dharma815 26-30, M 2 Responses Sep 27

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    I have a recurring them in dreams, I am watching serial killers stalk and kill their victims. At first all I ever did was watch. I'd be in the shadows and I'd watch the entire...
    aulaLaine aulaLaine 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 29

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    I had a dream that I was in water. And there was a male and a female in the water with me. I can't remember exactly what happened, But I suggested that the male swim to a certain...
    WhereIsTheLogic WhereIsTheLogic 31-35, F 7 Responses Oct 2

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    I just woke up, and I had the scariest dream! I was jumping outside and it was time for practice, this guy pulled up in a van with jugs of apple juice... (Idek) I ran inside to...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 5

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    I wake up every hour in the night. Not exactly an hour (that would just be crazy lol) but around the hour mark. It drives me insane!!!! I can honestly say I haven't had a full...
    Cinci1993 Cinci1993 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 9

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    I'll stay up til 5 am if u don't have to work a morning stock shift but then next week I have to work at 3am all week... So my late nights will soon die off slowly again and my...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Oct 10

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      I was listening to Amy Winehouse last night... When I went to sleep I dreamt I went to a party and I met Amy there and we became friends and were talking bout music. Then...
    Sealotus Sealotus 31-35, F Oct 10

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    I could go to bed at 4:00am and wake up at 12:30 easily I have the worst time trying to go to bed. And sometimes I'll randomly wake up at 3:00 am sweating like crazy and sick as...
    doglover3366 doglover3366 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 10

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    I can never accurately describe my dreams to others; it's like trying to describe a color to somebody who was born blind. My dreams are always so erratic and confusing and they...
    d0vahkiin d0vahkiin 16-17, F Oct 11

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    I had a dream about...well I want to say a person/woman, but it wasn't exactly. If there's anybody out there that believes dreams and mythology could have meaning, I'd love to be...
    CelestialThallium CelestialThallium 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I guess my dreams at night get a little more realistic than I'm aware of XD Every time I have a sleep over, my friends will tell me how I keep making animal noises at night and I...
    Ferality417 Ferality417 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I had a dream that I was in my childhood community and was meeting a friend at her home. There were lots of people there and her mom was there (her mom actually died years ago from...
    easynuh easynuh 26-30, F Sep 25

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    And I had another strange dream, yey! My little sis (7 Years) competed against 4 guys, who the best soccer player is. So she made the 2nd rang and everything was fine. Then I...
    BlaBla01 BlaBla01 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 26

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