I Have A Weird Body Shape

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 97 People

    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55
    51-55
    Jun 17, 2010

    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy
    31-35
    3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

    I have decided to finally get breast

    augmentation to correct my breast. I had my consultation a week ago and I am asking for donations on my Go Fund Me page, titled Body Conscious. Thank you for creating a place where this is easier to discuss!
    nmspriggs nmspriggs
    26-30, F
    Oct 22, 2014

    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jan 8, 2010

    I'm pretty tall but I have really short legs.

    All my height is in my torso. My sister who's 4 inches shorter has legs much longer than me. People think I'm like 7' when I sit. Then I stand and barely go anywhere.
    Thespistx Thespistx
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 29, 2015

    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 25, 2014

    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 17, 2012

    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88
    13-15
    2 Responses May 7, 2011

    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 17, 2010

    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan
    70+
    Aug 9, 2010

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