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I Have A Weird Body Shape

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    Where Are The Fashion Designers - Not Designing For Older Women!

    I am 55 years old and my mother is 80.     I am 5’4” and would love to find size 0 or 2 bottoms that don’t make me look like a hooker or teeny-bopper.   I have money to spend on clothes, not enough to shop at Talbots, but more than...
    gramma55 gramma55 51-55 Jun 17, 2010

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    Too Much Pear Happening!

    I am 31 5 ft 8 in  My measurements: 43/38/55  I carry most of my weight in my hips butt n thighs.. my thighs are just 5 inches smaller than my waist! OMG i know right?! I can fit in a 16/18 top (however my arms are 18 in) and waist band, but a 24/26 in the legs. Finding jeans...
    jappyhoy jappyhoy 31-35 3 Responses Jun 6, 2012

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    An Inconvenient One, If You Ask Me.

    My body can be pretty deceiving. from the side i look like a normal weighted person, but full frontal i look obese. i am a wide person. "Swimmers Shoulders" my dad calls it. along with my wideness i am also quite tall, and most of this extra height is located at my actual body...
    dearly0beloved dearly0beloved 18-21, F Aug 2, 2010

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    Hipster+emo+fat=me

    I have a body type kind of like Endive or Truffles (from Chowder). Fat, Tall, and I have a huge behind. Picture a pile of Play-Doh that's been that's been twisted and pounded on by a bearilla (bear+gorilla). Heh, Some probably think my Emoster (Hipster+Emo) style is a bad idea...
    IHeartJapan IHeartJapan 70+ Aug 9, 2010

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    My Butt Is The Problem

    I have a tall, skinny body, except for my butt, which for some reason is enormous.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jul 24, 2011

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    Ehh

    my body is so odd. my ribs kinda stick out but my like flubb hangs im not really fat so when i wear clothes i can fake a hour glass boddy but summer is coming an me it a bikini dont work.. i have the biggest love handles ever i have flubb yet my ribbs kinda chill out there i have...
    plasmagirl88 plasmagirl88 13-15 2 Responses May 7, 2011

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    Monkey!

    Long arms and legs, big hands and long fingers. Big head, big feet. It's like someone squeezed my torso and everything slipped out in my extremities...
    Cracked Cracked 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 17, 2010

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    Wobbly Blob

    I look like a waddling duck blob at the moment with my back pain.I hate looking in the mirror at my ugly reflection
    czaristacrystals czaristacrystals 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2012

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    I Can't Find Clothes To Fit My Odd Body!

    I am 5'6" tall and am overweight, but not obese.  I wear size 12 pants and size 14 tops.  My waist proportions are good, and I have a curvy shape, big boobs and round backside.  But my legs are big and thick, with heavy thighs, fat knees, and thick calves...
    youngonce youngonce 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 7, 2010

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    For A Girl

    I wish I had a beautiful hourglass body like this:But instead I got stuck with a weird not-quite-apple shape... and FAT. Gross. :(
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 11, 2011

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    I hate it. It's like one day I woke up with

    this fu@ked up body! I was more proportioned in middle school than I am now. I don't get it, I don't know what happened. I've never been skinny but now I'm gaining and losing weight in all the wrong places 😣😣 I hate my shape.
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I Love My Legs And My Rack

    I have awesome legs. They're short but their shapely, I love them all the way up to my bum. I even love my bum. I walk a lot, I wore heels nearly every day for a few years and although I'll probably have problems for that when Im older, it has done...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 41 Responses Jan 17, 2010

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    Very Weird.

    I have a large head, with tons of hair.  I wear a 38 D bra.  I have wide hips, plenty of cushioning on my lower abdomen, "full" thighs, thick, muscular calves...  There is only one problem... I have no ***.  Every woman on my grandma's side...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 8, 2010

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    I always have weird dreams, and I've had terrible night terrors and lucid dreams. If you don't know what lucid dreams are it's basically when the dreamer cannot distinguish if they...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F Aug 30

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    Dream 19/Sept/2014 I dreamt my little sister died. A younger version of her, not her at her current age. Ever since she was born that has always been one of my biggest fears...
    LegionIscariot LegionIscariot 22-25, M 14 mins ago

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    THE HAIRCUT-- They say "None is a prophet in his own land." We could also add "None is a hairdresser of his own head." Well one can try... But the hands and eyes from an...
    Sealotus Sealotus 31-35, F Sep 6

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    There were two demon women, one black haired one blonde, fighting for hades. I fight the blonde haired one, and killed her. Hades told me it was because she wasn't the blonde...
    DreamChristine DreamChristine 31-35, F Sep 7

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    I often dreams, and those are hell of strange dreams, whether I sleep good or not. Here's one of the latest dream I have, ehem, last night.. I say it's pretty good dream, at least...
    defiantmisfit defiantmisfit 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    It was weird, my mom somehow found out I had ep when I haven't told anyone who speaks to my mom or shared it any wear. And she told me that some one else in the house had an...
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Aug 20

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    Yeah... this is probably on my top ten list of 'weird dreams I have that makes absolutely no sense' Hard to explain where I was, but I was surronded by what could be smooth cliffs...
    Jumeia Jumeia 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    Another weird dream I had today when I napped.. So I was setting outside the living room, I look inside and there were a lot of people sitting, amongst them people who are...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    Ok...this is a weird one. It started out with me and my family going to this kind of remote city for my baby cousin's baptism. It started out as a nice vacation, the town was...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Sep 2

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    Thank GOD I don't do drugs, or my dreams would be even weirder D: I don't even know where to begin on explaining what goes on in my head, so I won't even bother... acid trippy...
    YuriXWolfram86 YuriXWolfram86 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 4

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    The first one last night all my family was leaving to go to church. But I couldn't find anything I needed. I ended up making everyone late. (In the dream I apparently had made...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I had a dream where a giant spider crawled over town..... weird eh?
    ashleysokolik ashleysokolik 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I had a dream when I was in school and I turned left down a corridor and then I was hit by an arrow and fell to the ground in agony. The weird thing was that when I looked up to...
    murd27 murd27 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 21

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    The other night I had two weird dreams in a row. The first one was about some wolves and two of them were kind of like gods yet they still lived like wolves. In the second one my...
    HappyHart5 HappyHart5 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    Wtf, that's the weirdest thing that's happened. I was asleep and in my dream I some how go scared to high hell, yelled 'no!' And fell back out of my dream. And i spazzed out when I...
    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Aug 27

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    This is the second time having this dream...I go to this nice hotel and sneak into the "Shower Lounge". It's a long room of [private] showers with weirdly designed shower heads. I...
    PixieStixs PixieStixs 18-21, F Aug 27

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    So I was in a car with my mom driving to California, when we spotted a bunch of large birds ******** from their wings, all bloody, a mess. There was a cop who was suspicious of us...
    HawaiianPunchz HawaiianPunchz 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I had a month where I lucid dreamed and dreamed in a paralyzed state about 4 times a week. The first time I encountered a weird lucid like dream was while i was just thinking...
    rednu3 rednu3 18-21, M Sep 8

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    Last night was incredibly weird.. All my emotions I was feeling throughout the evening kept going throughout my dreams. I had nightmares and peaceful dreams in the same night. But...
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 8

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    Was walking inside a railway station with hands occupied with luggage. Not sure if I was intending to catch a train or coming from a train. Can't remember any of the faces in crowd...
    pavankumarparvatikar pavankumarparvatikar 31-35, M a week ago

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    I have a weird dream about writing my essays for Stanford and someone steals my idea.... Am I okay???
    Driftingminds Driftingminds 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    Anyone watch the show once upon a time? If you do you'll know who I'm talking about. I had a dream just now that I was at some party, and my boyfriend was there and stuff, but I...
    sugarcakes143 sugarcakes143 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 30

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    The other night I had a dream we were at Six Flags but I kept calling it Disney and there was a ride there that isn't usually there. I was in line waiting for my friend to show up...
    kittenasylum kittenasylum 16-17, F Aug 31

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    I'm totally serious about this but sometimes I have dreams and then later on they become reality. It creeps me the hell out lol. When I dream of crazy obscure things and then later...
    mzwhat mzwhat 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 1

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    Yes, I do, and quite often! One dream I had a long time ago was that there was some Jazz/Blues type music playing, and I clearly remembered the lyrics. I actually woke up and...
    Cristofori Cristofori 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 1

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    i dream about being pregnant almost every single night, it's really weird. What kind of dreams do you have?
    pricilagudi pricilagudi 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 10

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    I haven't remembered my dreams for years till recently and I had the weirdest dream last night. I can't even wright it
    sum1ab sum1ab 46-50, F 1 Response Sep 10

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    I dreamed that I went to an abortion clinic, but I was not pregnant. I just really like being there around the doctors and accidental parents for some reason. I realized that...
    Septisoul Septisoul 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I dont think it is wierd really I think it is my mind thinking without me. I dream all night, seeing pictures of all my feelings Good puns and good allegories I have a good mind It...
    dispossessed dispossessed 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I'm in love with somebody who's only a good friend. We shared one passionate morning together in a hotel room but it meant much more to me, than to him. Last night I dreamed that...
    RickiChickie RickiChickie 46-50, F 5 Responses Aug 20

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    I once had a dream I met my favorite anime character..... Y DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP?!
    cicizzle cicizzle 13-15, F Aug 22

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    When I was home alone I was watching T.V at the living room and heard a strange noise coming from my room and when I walked towards the door and opened it... (Why did my mind have...
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F Aug 22

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    I had this one the night before last and I barely recall any of it, which is sad because it was very engaging and complex. Basically, I lived in this alternate dimension where...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Aug 27

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    Ok so one night I have a random dream about my grandparents taking me to a marijauna farm!
    helloworldsecretunicorn helloworldsecretunicorn 13-15 1 Response Aug 29

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    I can't remember the deets. I just know that it involved characters from Harry Potter & The Breakfast Club. I think we were on a train & we might have been eating sherbet. All I...
    IdleFox IdleFox 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 30

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