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I Have a Weird Family

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    Me and my brother were sitting in the living

    room with my parents and me and him just started making up jokes about what they say and how cute they are. My brother pinched my dad's cheek😂 and he was just smiling a little😂😂 and then we kept talking and making jokes about my mom and dad, crack up of laughter. Then...
    KidLeftInTheDark KidLeftInTheDark 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Mom- (To brother) go get Kitty she needs to

    work Brother- she needs to take a dump Mom- No she doesn't go get her Brother- (yells across house) Kitty!! Me- (yells across house) On the *******!
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 10, 2014

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    So I was practicing parking a block away from

    my house and I did really bad. I was embarrassed so I walked home. My mom pulls up next to me and says "hey little girl want some candy?" -.-
    xoxohayley xoxohayley 18-21, F 1 Response May 20, 2014

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    My cousin looks exactly like Steve Rogers

    before he became Captain America.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 4, 2014

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    My grandma's reaction to me twerking: "Aww

    that's cute you're good at that!!" My grandma's reaction to me becoming a vegetarian: "WHAT?!? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    VegetarianVampire VegetarianVampire 16-17, F Feb 8, 2014

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    Gotta Love Weirdness

    Me and my cousin recently discussed this…So on my dad's side, there's a bunch of boring hunters who are mostly all rather racist and stereotypical Alaskans (at least the ones that live in Alaska are-- aside from the igloos and dog-sled teams)Then my moms side: 2 gay & married...
    Kristin137 Kristin137 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2010

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    Only in my house would I roast a ham

    for no special occasion lmao :]
    Euphoricbunnymaster Euphoricbunnymaster 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    I Dont No If There Is a Normal Family

    my family is werid .i think there is no such thing as normal.everyone has a aunt or cousin who is a drunk all the time and swears like a sailor.everone has a really old relative that calls them the wrong name because you remind them of a girls she knew when she was younger,and u...
    char83 char83 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2008

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    My dad is the type of dad to tell you about how

    it would be wiser to allow him to buy ingredients and cook a delicious meal than to spend a hundred just for a very slight meal in a restaurant. He did this once and said it out loud. My mom would be the type to barge inside my room like it's nothing and get angry when you try...
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F Oct 5, 2014

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    Weird, But Love Them!

    My family is so weird! The way we show affection is by mock threats! XD It's normal to us show our love and appreciation, by threatening physical harm. lol. When someone says something cool or does something funny, we tend to say, "I should punch you in the nose!"...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 9, 2008

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    So Yeah

    First of all... I love that the picture for this group is of Fruits Basket which I suppose is the perfect definition of a weird family but anyway... My family is completely dysfunctional. We never say anything nice to each and we're constantly fighting. My dad listens to me and...
    DemonVampire180 DemonVampire180 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2011

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    My family is wot some say is wierd my mum is bi

    sexual n left my step dad for another woman
    jon22 jon22 31-35, M 3 Responses Feb 19

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    There is a saying that I run across

    periodically that if you can't identify who the weird person in your family is it is because the weird one is you. Well this came up this weekend and I was left trying to figure out who exactly is the weird person in my family. As I struggled to do this I was getting more and...
    ninjabopeep ninjabopeep 31-35, F Jun 2, 2014

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    frames

    I think everyone has some kind of oddity in their relations.  It keeps it interesting.  My parents removed all of the trim in their home over 10 years ago.  They never replaced it.  My mother did it without my dad's permission, so as revenge he isn't going to...
    Krypton Krypton 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    My brother Dan tried some hard drugs this year

    and now hes a little messed up. He apologizes for everything and tells me he loves me every 2 minutes. My other brother Kaiden is just weird and thinks he can lick my cheek or bite my arm even tho hes 16. Hes just weird
    newaccountquinnmac12 newaccountquinnmac12 13-15, F Aug 1, 2014

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    Potage.

    This man who used to be my cousin's boss came in the door and said, "Hey man, you got any potage?!"  Now, everyone is on their phones texting and calling weed connections, with the exception of me because I don't do that stuff. Earlier my cousin said, "If drugs were...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Jan 8, 2010

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    Sooo...not only just family.

    ..but ever since they know I'm gay its like...Telling me about her sex life...and I'm your brother...of course I'm naturally gonna want to beat up any guy who has sex with you >.< Leaves the bathroom doors wide open and struts through naked...come on! I don't wanna see your...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 15

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    My sister failed out of two colleges

    and then moved to North Carolina with my aunt. Then she started sexual activities with a coworker double her age. Then on Craigslist she met a girl double her age but it turns out it was the girl's husband posing as his wife. Then she met the wife too and they met in a hotel and...
    Nickbailes Nickbailes 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I look over and my brother was just staring me

    down like a lol creep ..he just jealous lol
    trew5432 trew5432 13-15, M Mar 29

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    My Aunt is Younger Than Me

    By about a year.My parents are young and my grandparents are not very old. They had my aunt after my mother had me. I call my aunt by her first name. Sometimes she tells me to call her auntie and I say no. Lol She tries to make me do things, when I say no, she tells me I need to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Dec 8, 2013

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    We All Do

    I think we all have a bit of weirdo in our family, maybe not in our eyes, but to someone else, a perfectly sane family may appear crazy to them and on like that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 12, 2011

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    My mother is a math genius,

    My dad is a drug dealer My younger brother is a music protege My sister died protecting a stray cat My older brother is a model My older sister is a gorgeous genius I can draw a circle.
    Ugnee Ugnee 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 19, 2014

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    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 31, 2014

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    House Rules

    I have a weird family. We have a set of rules guiding the basis of proper conduct. The first begins with the sink. The sink is not a place for boiling water; if boiling water goes down the sink -- so my parents claim -- the boiling water will melt and explode the pipes, causing...
    banalitystories banalitystories 18-21, F 4 Responses May 9, 2012

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    Our Names.

    My cousin was named "Cory" after 80s singer, Corey Hart.  Fourteen months later I was born, and named after an 80s hairband which I will not mention here.WHY US?!?
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7, 2010

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    I love my family so much.

    They're all such wonderful and incredible people. But at times I really don't feel like I fit into my family. My Dad got into a car accident almost 5 years back leaving him with brain damage, and a broken back. He is unable to do pretty well anything and it's greatly affected my...
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    My sister and mom are on the treadmill,

    because my sister thinks she MUST lose calories to look good in her graduation gown. I'll never get the other sex, Neva. Seems like a weird thing to do. She'd probably be mortified I'm posting pics of her, but this a tame pic. Despite the weird things on this site..
    BenedictJones BenedictJones 13-15, M May 16

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    We're All A Little Crazy

    My family is totally weird...mostly we (the kids) all seem to have some sort of disorder or another (undiagnosed, this is just speculation....). OCD, possible anxiety disorders, anti-social-ness (is that a disorder?), ADHD, possible learning disorders....we're so messed up you...
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F Feb 27, 2010

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    I was born to a family with a dad,

    a mom, an older sister, and two older brothers. I was my mother's first born. The other three are from my father's first marriage. She loved them very much. Until I was born. Then she had something better. She didn't have to settle for someone else's kids because now she had her...
    Nickbailes Nickbailes 16-17, M 1 Response a week ago

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    What Just Happened?!

    I was minding my own business then some guests of my mom's came over. She called me out and let the aunts goo goo gaa gaa over me,"Oh my! Look how big she is now! Etc etc.". I stood there awkwardly and just smiled. Then just a minute after then the conversation turned into...
    ellen183 ellen183 22-25, F Jul 31, 2013

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    Me Family....dun Dun Dun

    I'm gonna list me family...in order! :D Parents: Michelle a.k.a..........MOM! (41)  John a.k.a................DAD! (35?) Dallas 2 a.k.a.........Dallas's dad (had to put that cause the age of MY dad and dallas Kids: Dallas........me bobo (21) Miranda.....me sissy (17...
    ninjamaster25 ninjamaster25 13-15, F Jul 10, 2010

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    My Brother Is Obsessed With My Personal Life

    it's crazy. he and his wife and my mother do nothing but talk bad about me all the time. it use to make me cry but now it makes me laugh. i'm still a bit concern though i feel like they are crazy. my brother is the leader of the pack. he started all of this. he is soooooo angry...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 10, 2011

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    My family is a bit weird.

    . But tell me what you think.. Whenever something happens to me (usually bad) or if I'm thinking about doing something... At least two people in my family have a dream about me... And then don't leave me alone about it..
    LuuGgg LuuGgg 18-21, F Aug 25, 2014

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    I'm not sure, but I think the sheer size of my

    family contributes to the weirdness. My mother is the youngest of seven. Every one of her siblings had at least one child. Most of those children now have children of their own. It's crazy. Add in the fact that they all like to drink and things get even crazier. I think the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2013

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    NiftyUK NiftyUK 51-55 2 Responses May 15

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    This happens so many times. I'll get a message actually talk with someone and as soon as they find out I have a family no response back. Read my fcking profile it's all over it...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 31-35, F 10 Responses May 6

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    no one knows the real colour of my eyes. Some people say i have got eyes coloured with each eye colour. wow
    KatyCat008 KatyCat008 13-15 2 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I was at a family reunion and brought my boyfriend. I had to find and hunt down all my family members so I could introduce them, but I had to do it quickly because I had to be in...
    underlyinghonesty underlyinghonesty 22-25, F 1 Response May 13

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    Another weird one tonight. A witch coven found me and wanted me to join them. It was led by an older man and woman, and there were a bunch of young witches my age, guys and girls...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 2 Responses May 19

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    Another most weird dream ever. Just woke up right now by the voice of my mom calling me. I dreamt about recurring earthquakes rocking my city. I tried to save my family but lost...
    avatar1990 avatar1990 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Ugh my dream last night was SO LONG and SO COMPLEX I can't even begin to remember half the details. I think I moved to this new town. And I was trying to figure something out...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F a week ago

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    I had a dream that my family and I went to this mansion to stay for a little.The next morning my uncle and I were walking down the stairs.there was this clown in a box decoration...
    Maddy789 Maddy789 18-21, F May 3

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    Yeah this is one of the weirdest I've had in a while, it's like my brain was getting back at me for complaining my other dreams were boring. So it was back in the 1800's I think...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response May 18

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    The scene is on another planet, altho it looks much like any forest on Earth. An Earthman disguised himself as a robot to fool the Daleks. He gets passed a Dalek on patrol but it...
    JerryAtRick JerryAtRick 61-65, M 3 days ago

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