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I Have a Weird Family

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    My grandma's reaction to me twerking: "Aww

    that's cute you're good at that!!" My grandma's reaction to me becoming a vegetarian: "WHAT?!? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    VegetarianVampire VegetarianVampire 16-17, F Feb 8, 2014

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    My family is a bit weird.

    . But tell me what you think.. Whenever something happens to me (usually bad) or if I'm thinking about doing something... At least two people in my family have a dream about me... And then don't leave me alone about it..
    LuuGgg LuuGgg 18-21, F Aug 25, 2014

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    House Rules

    I have a weird family. We have a set of rules guiding the basis of proper conduct. The first begins with the sink. The sink is not a place for boiling water; if boiling water goes down the sink -- so my parents claim -- the boiling water will melt and explode the pipes, causing...
    banalitystories banalitystories 18-21, F 4 Responses May 9, 2012

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    What Just Happened?!

    I was minding my own business then some guests of my mom's came over. She called me out and let the aunts goo goo gaa gaa over me,"Oh my! Look how big she is now! Etc etc.". I stood there awkwardly and just smiled. Then just a minute after then the conversation turned into...
    ellen183 ellen183 22-25, F Jul 31, 2013

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    My Brother Is Obsessed With My Personal Life

    it's crazy. he and his wife and my mother do nothing but talk bad about me all the time. it use to make me cry but now it makes me laugh. i'm still a bit concern though i feel like they are crazy. my brother is the leader of the pack. he started all of this. he is soooooo angry...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 10, 2011

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    I'm not sure, but I think the sheer size of my

    family contributes to the weirdness. My mother is the youngest of seven. Every one of her siblings had at least one child. Most of those children now have children of their own. It's crazy. Add in the fact that they all like to drink and things get even crazier. I think the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2013

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    So Yeah

    First of all... I love that the picture for this group is of Fruits Basket which I suppose is the perfect definition of a weird family but anyway... My family is completely dysfunctional. We never say anything nice to each and we're constantly fighting. My dad listens to me and...
    DemonVampire180 DemonVampire180 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2011

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    Our Names.

    My cousin was named "Cory" after 80s singer, Corey Hart.  Fourteen months later I was born, and named after an 80s hairband which I will not mention here.WHY US?!?
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7, 2010

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    I Dont No If There Is a Normal Family

    my family is werid .i think there is no such thing as normal.everyone has a aunt or cousin who is a drunk all the time and swears like a sailor.everone has a really old relative that calls them the wrong name because you remind them of a girls she knew when she was younger,and u...
    char83 char83 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2008

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    My Aunt is Younger Than Me

    By about a year.My parents are young and my grandparents are not very old. They had my aunt after my mother had me. I call my aunt by her first name. Sometimes she tells me to call her auntie and I say no. Lol She tries to make me do things, when I say no, she tells me I need to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Dec 8, 2013

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    My dad is the type of dad to tell you about how

    it would be wiser to allow him to buy ingredients and cook a delicious meal than to spend a hundred just for a very slight meal in a restaurant. He did this once and said it out loud. My mom would be the type to barge inside my room like it's nothing and get angry when you try...
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F Oct 5, 2014

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    Only in my house would I roast a ham

    for no special occasion lmao :]
    Euphoricbunnymaster Euphoricbunnymaster 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 22

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    Gotta Love Weirdness

    Me and my cousin recently discussed this…So on my dad's side, there's a bunch of boring hunters who are mostly all rather racist and stereotypical Alaskans (at least the ones that live in Alaska are-- aside from the igloos and dog-sled teams)Then my moms side: 2 gay & married...
    Kristin137 Kristin137 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2010

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    So I was practicing parking a block away from

    my house and I did really bad. I was embarrassed so I walked home. My mom pulls up next to me and says "hey little girl want some candy?" -.-
    xoxohayley xoxohayley 18-21, F 1 Response May 20, 2014

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    Mom- (To brother) go get Kitty she needs to

    work Brother- she needs to take a dump Mom- No she doesn't go get her Brother- (yells across house) Kitty!! Me- (yells across house) On the *******!
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F Apr 10, 2014

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    We All Do

    I think we all have a bit of weirdo in our family, maybe not in our eyes, but to someone else, a perfectly sane family may appear crazy to them and on like that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 12, 2011

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    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 31, 2014

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    My cousin looks exactly like Steve Rogers

    before he became Captain America.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 4, 2014

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    My family members (from my father's side) look

    insecure about themselves. My uncles, my grandparents, even my father share this insecure personality. 1- Usely hesitate before doing something. 2- Often change gesture many times in 1 conversation. 3- Tend to smile at you, even if you're not smiling (fake smile). 4- They...
    simotaqi simotaqi 22-25 5 days ago

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    I love my family so much.

    They're all such wonderful and incredible people. But at times I really don't feel like I fit into my family. My Dad got into a car accident almost 5 years back leaving him with brain damage, and a broken back. He is unable to do pretty well anything and it's greatly affected my...
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin 18-21, F Aug 4, 2014

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    Weird, But Love Them!

    My family is so weird! The way we show affection is by mock threats! XD It's normal to us show our love and appreciation, by threatening physical harm. lol. When someone says something cool or does something funny, we tend to say, "I should punch you in the nose!"...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 9, 2008

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    We're All A Little Crazy

    My family is totally weird...mostly we (the kids) all seem to have some sort of disorder or another (undiagnosed, this is just speculation....). OCD, possible anxiety disorders, anti-social-ness (is that a disorder?), ADHD, possible learning disorders....we're so messed up you...
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F Feb 27, 2010

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    My brother Dan tried some hard drugs this year

    and now hes a little messed up. He apologizes for everything and tells me he loves me every 2 minutes. My other brother Kaiden is just weird and thinks he can lick my cheek or bite my arm even tho hes 16. Hes just weird
    newaccountquinnmac12 newaccountquinnmac12 13-15, F Aug 1, 2014

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    My mother is a math genius,

    My dad is a drug dealer My younger brother is a music protege My sister died protecting a stray cat My older brother is a model My older sister is a gorgeous genius I can draw a circle.
    Ugnee Ugnee 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 19, 2014

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    Potage.

    This man who used to be my cousin's boss came in the door and said, "Hey man, you got any potage?!"  Now, everyone is on their phones texting and calling weed connections, with the exception of me because I don't do that stuff. Earlier my cousin said, "If drugs were...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Jan 8, 2010

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    frames

    I think everyone has some kind of oddity in their relations.  It keeps it interesting.  My parents removed all of the trim in their home over 10 years ago.  They never replaced it.  My mother did it without my dad's permission, so as revenge he isn't going to...
    Krypton Krypton 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    There is a saying that I run across

    periodically that if you can't identify who the weird person in your family is it is because the weird one is you. Well this came up this weekend and I was left trying to figure out who exactly is the weird person in my family. As I struggled to do this I was getting more and...
    laurisilva laurisilva 31-35, F Jun 2, 2014

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    Me Family....dun Dun Dun

    I'm gonna list me family...in order! :D Parents: Michelle a.k.a..........MOM! (41)  John a.k.a................DAD! (35?) Dallas 2 a.k.a.........Dallas's dad (had to put that cause the age of MY dad and dallas Kids: Dallas........me bobo (21) Miranda.....me sissy (17...
    ninjamaster25 ninjamaster25 13-15, F Jul 10, 2010

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    I always have weird dreams if it's not weird it is super creepy and haunting af I had a dream that I was doing Marilyn manson's makeup and he loved it but some guy made fun of him...
    Couldhelp Couldhelp 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    I have weird *** dreams! And I always remember them. Last night for example, I was on a tramway going somewhere and then I was playing with one of those doodle toys and this guy...
    Somethinglikethat4 Somethinglikethat4 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    I always have weird sex dreams about guys I haven't seen in years...or celebrities that I dont even like.
    TheTenaciousPirate TheTenaciousPirate 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    I have an irrational fear of moose, I know, weird. Anyway, I have a reoccurring dream that I am in a small tippy boat drifting around a shallow marsh/lake and moose are everywhere...
    Classangel00A Classangel00A 31-35, F 1 hr ago

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    When we got home the house was so messed up like someone was trying to look for something. Then words were written in blood was on the wall, I can't remember what it said though...
    itcheru itcheru 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

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    I just woke up from some kind of weird dream where my family and I were hiking through this... place. I don't really know what it was. anyway, at some point we came across a...
    beingbrye beingbrye 22-25, T 1 Response Jan 4

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    In this dream, I was with my mother and brother. Somebody important to me was also in this dream. I had been in a nice home, and in the garage. I think in the dream I was a baby...
    Anonymous9065 Anonymous9065 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Ive never had a dream of being lost before. Last night i dreamt that i couldn't find my way home from a familiar neighborhood. It was all a maze of bars,clubs,restaurants and...
    ShebrewRed ShebrewRed 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 4

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    My family and I had gone to some tropical country for Christmas break. It was very pretty and the temp was nice and warm. I went out on my own to explore town and ran into an old...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Jan 4

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    Last night I had a very weired dream and I hope if somebody could interpet this dream for me .i dreamed that I lived in a flat next to an old woman who I did not know who she is...
    Anonymous79ea Anonymous79ea 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 23

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    I'm calling it weird since I don't know what it is going on in my sleep these days. They say that when you dream of a dead person, it is either you missed him/her or there's a...
    hopelessaddict hopelessaddict 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    1) For some reason, there was a duck in my room. It was flying everywhere and eventually, I got annoyed . So I shooed the duck into my bathroom and closed the door. I don't...
    jennkiminii jennkiminii 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    I was in this new house and this lady was taking care of me and my sister there was 3 other boys in the house the boys acted weird and had red eyes I was going outside and saw...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    hey good morning. I just woke up and my weird dreams was about, I met people from Japan, I just sit in park desk, he come over me and suddenly gave me money, with Japan currency...
    callixtine callixtine 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I had a weird dream lastnight. I dreamt i got a german shepherd puppy . My ex was sitting on my couch in the living room lol. We drove out of the city with my ex , ended up...
    YungKhroniK YungKhroniK 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I don't know if it was that weird, it was kind of. It was the most insane, sexiest, most amazing dream I've ever had. I can remember it perfectly, it was so vivid and wonderful. I...
    smurfinaround smurfinaround 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 1

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    Yes it is true I have an account on Roblox Lol and my friends are all weird on there Lol :P
    Heart4Jesus Heart4Jesus 16-17, F Jan 2

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    Last night I dreamt that I lost my job. With out my job, I wouldn't know what to do. I never had issues in the past, but I'm older more exhausted and less attractive than I was...
    tlee5001 tlee5001 22-25, F Jan 3

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    I had a very weird dream. **WARNING IT IS GRAPHIC AND VERY GORY!** I dreamed I was looking for a place to stay when me and my cousin brandy and her bf and my mom happened upon...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    I had this dream that I was at a funeral for someone I never met before and I was dressed in all black standing behind everyone who was crowding around the casket and everyone...
    Angelmariexo Angelmariexo 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 7