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I Have a Weird Family

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    I'm not sure, but I think the sheer size of my

    family contributes to the weirdness. My mother is the youngest of seven. Every one of her siblings had at least one child. Most of those children now have children of their own. It's crazy. Add in the fact that they all like to drink and things get even crazier. I think the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2013

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    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 31

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    My brother Dan tried some hard drugs this year

    and now hes a little messed up. He apologizes for everything and tells me he loves me every 2 minutes. My other brother Kaiden is just weird and thinks he can lick my cheek or bite my arm even tho hes 16. Hes just weird
    newaccountquinnmac12 newaccountquinnmac12 13-15, F Aug 1

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    I Dont No If There Is a Normal Family

    my family is werid .i think there is no such thing as normal.everyone has a aunt or cousin who is a drunk all the time and swears like a sailor.everone has a really old relative that calls them the wrong name because you remind them of a girls she knew when she was younger,and u...
    char83 char83 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2008

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    House Rules

    I have a weird family. We have a set of rules guiding the basis of proper conduct. The first begins with the sink. The sink is not a place for boiling water; if boiling water goes down the sink -- so my parents claim -- the boiling water will melt and explode the pipes, causing...
    banalitystories banalitystories 18-21, F 4 Responses May 9, 2012

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    Gotta Love Weirdness

    Me and my cousin recently discussed this…So on my dad's side, there's a bunch of boring hunters who are mostly all rather racist and stereotypical Alaskans (at least the ones that live in Alaska are-- aside from the igloos and dog-sled teams)Then my moms side: 2 gay & married...
    Kristin137 Kristin137 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2010

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    Our Names.

    My cousin was named "Cory" after 80s singer, Corey Hart.  Fourteen months later I was born, and named after an 80s hairband which I will not mention here.WHY US?!?
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7, 2010

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    Me Family....dun Dun Dun

    I'm gonna list me family...in order! :D Parents: Michelle a.k.a..........MOM! (41)  John a.k.a................DAD! (35?) Dallas 2 a.k.a.........Dallas's dad (had to put that cause the age of MY dad and dallas Kids: Dallas........me bobo (21) Miranda.....me sissy (17...
    ninjamaster25 ninjamaster25 13-15, F Jul 10, 2010

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    I love my family so much.

    They're all such wonderful and incredible people. But at times I really don't feel like I fit into my family. My Dad got into a car accident almost 5 years back leaving him with brain damage, and a broken back. He is unable to do pretty well anything and it's greatly affected my...
    TheSongPlaysWithin TheSongPlaysWithin 18-21, F Aug 4

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    My Brother Is Obsessed With My Personal Life

    it's crazy. he and his wife and my mother do nothing but talk bad about me all the time. it use to make me cry but now it makes me laugh. i'm still a bit concern though i feel like they are crazy. my brother is the leader of the pack. he started all of this. he is soooooo angry...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 26-30, F 6 Responses Aug 10, 2011

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    Potage.

    This man who used to be my cousin's boss came in the door and said, "Hey man, you got any potage?!"  Now, everyone is on their phones texting and calling weed connections, with the exception of me because I don't do that stuff. Earlier my cousin said, "If drugs were...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Jan 8, 2010

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    frames

    I think everyone has some kind of oddity in their relations.  It keeps it interesting.  My parents removed all of the trim in their home over 10 years ago.  They never replaced it.  My mother did it without my dad's permission, so as revenge he isn't going to...
    Krypton Krypton 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    So Yeah

    First of all... I love that the picture for this group is of Fruits Basket which I suppose is the perfect definition of a weird family but anyway... My family is completely dysfunctional. We never say anything nice to each and we're constantly fighting. My dad listens to me and...
    DemonVampire180 DemonVampire180 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2011

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    Mom- (To brother) go get Kitty she needs to

    work Brother- she needs to take a dump Mom- No she doesn't go get her Brother- (yells across house) Kitty!! Me- (yells across house) On the *******!
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F Apr 10

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    My cousin looks exactly like Steve Rogers

    before he became Captain America.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T Oct 4

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    There is a saying that I run across

    periodically that if you can't identify who the weird person in your family is it is because the weird one is you. Well this came up this weekend and I was left trying to figure out who exactly is the weird person in my family. As I struggled to do this I was getting more and...
    laurisilva laurisilva 31-35, F Jun 2

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    My Aunt is Younger Than Me

    By about a year.My parents are young and my grandparents are not very old. They had my aunt after my mother had me. I call my aunt by her first name. Sometimes she tells me to call her auntie and I say no. Lol She tries to make me do things, when I say no, she tells me I need to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Dec 8, 2013

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    My mother is a math genius,

    My dad is a drug dealer My younger brother is a music protege My sister died protecting a stray cat My older brother is a model My older sister is a gorgeous genius I can draw a circle.
    Ugnee Ugnee 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    What Just Happened?!

    I was minding my own business then some guests of my mom's came over. She called me out and let the aunts goo goo gaa gaa over me,"Oh my! Look how big she is now! Etc etc.". I stood there awkwardly and just smiled. Then just a minute after then the conversation turned into...
    ellen183 ellen183 22-25, F Jul 31, 2013

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    We're All A Little Crazy

    My family is totally weird...mostly we (the kids) all seem to have some sort of disorder or another (undiagnosed, this is just speculation....). OCD, possible anxiety disorders, anti-social-ness (is that a disorder?), ADHD, possible learning disorders....we're so messed up you...
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F Feb 27, 2010

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    Weird, But Love Them!

    My family is so weird! The way we show affection is by mock threats! XD It's normal to us show our love and appreciation, by threatening physical harm. lol. When someone says something cool or does something funny, we tend to say, "I should punch you in the nose!"...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 9, 2008

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    My family is a bit weird.

    . But tell me what you think.. Whenever something happens to me (usually bad) or if I'm thinking about doing something... At least two people in my family have a dream about me... And then don't leave me alone about it..
    LuuGgg LuuGgg 18-21, F Aug 25

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    We All Do

    I think we all have a bit of weirdo in our family, maybe not in our eyes, but to someone else, a perfectly sane family may appear crazy to them and on like that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 12, 2011

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    My grandma's reaction to me twerking: "Aww

    that's cute you're good at that!!" My grandma's reaction to me becoming a vegetarian: "WHAT?!? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    VegetarianVampire VegetarianVampire 16-17, F Feb 8

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    My dad is the type of dad to tell you about how

    it would be wiser to allow him to buy ingredients and cook a delicious meal than to spend a hundred just for a very slight meal in a restaurant. He did this once and said it out loud. My mom would be the type to barge inside my room like it's nothing and get angry when you try...
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F Oct 5

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    So I was practicing parking a block away from

    my house and I did really bad. I was embarrassed so I walked home. My mom pulls up next to me and says "hey little girl want some candy?" -.-
    xoxohayley xoxohayley 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    This isn't particularly weird but...last night I had a dream where I was serving at the restaurant at which I work, but the table configuration was all wrong and everything. But...
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    last night I had a dream I had s. e. x. with my cousin, ill call him Chris. So for some reason hes spending the night. Instead of sleeping on the couch or some other place. He...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    This is one of the oldest dreams I had. I was very young. Me and my parents (immediate family) were in the mountains in this property we own, and we were staring out at the horizon...
    chimbie88 chimbie88 31-35, M Nov 25

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    This was a very dreamy dream so it's hard to describe. I was dropped off at a white building. There were sooo many doors and mirrors. A guy was showing me around. Room after room...
    Luckybird Luckybird 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 12

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    Every time I wake up it's so late in the evening that my whole family's asleep and I've got no one to talk to -_- I really need to sort my sleeping pattern out..
    nathans872 nathans872 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    Okay so my dreams are getting weirder and weirder so much so that I can't even bring myself to write them on here because I'd be considered a sick sick disgusting person. I haven't...
    hecknope hecknope 16-17, F 3 Responses 22 hrs ago

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    I had a dream last night whet everyone was saying not to go to our local grocery store, because there was a kidnapper there. He had booths at up, and he would do a small...
    Blujay02 Blujay02 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 22

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n_xCI-peq0 If you go to this very controversial video on this link this is exactly how my dreams are when I have them. They are extremely weird...
    CoolIntellectualJames88 CoolIntellectualJames88 26-30, M Dec 2

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    My brain loves to create weird cinematic dreams with the reality of an Escher print. The weirdest to date was me wrapping baby crocodiles in plastic grocery bags and putting them...
    JackMann JackMann 18-21, M Dec 2

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    My most recent weird dream was about my ex-fiancé and her twin sister. No, there was nothing sexual or romantic about it so you can stop reading right here if that's where you...
    Romo99 Romo99 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 4

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    I had a dream last night where I had a heart transplant. It felt so real. There are parts I remember vividly being on the operating table and the doctor asked me if I want to feel...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 12

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    The clown from Steven King's IT was introducing everyone to their twin/clone. It was weird. I didn't have one. I asked him what it meant. He didn't talk. I flew into a rage and...
    Luckybird Luckybird 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 28

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    Today I dreamed that I was at a really big sports event I was one of the athletes along with other girls, one of them was a girl of my old class. The place we were in was like a...
    HelenaMai HelenaMai 18-21, F Nov 28

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    I need and interpretation of this one, so please read it carefully, and I'll try to put in as much information as I can. It was the start of the new semester, apparently, because...
    ReesesPeaces ReesesPeaces 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    My eye color is weird it's not hazel but it's either like dark green or light or dark brown. Sheesh pick one
    dancerwithheart dancerwithheart 13-15, F Nov 30

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    Well It starts of as the world being in a rundown state. I mean it looks post apocalyptic. The world is full of dirtiness, filth, and rust..anyways me and this guy are being chased...
    CoolIntellectualJames88 CoolIntellectualJames88 26-30, M Nov 30

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    It starts off as me in a huge warehouse with all the walls painted white and im in a mini office inside this building....All of a sudden the door rips open and im thrown into a...
    CoolIntellectualJames88 CoolIntellectualJames88 26-30, M Nov 30

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