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I Have a Weird Family

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    Potage.

    This man who used to be my cousin's boss came in the door and said, "Hey man, you got any potage?!"  Now, everyone is on their phones texting and calling weed connections, with the exception of me because I don't do that stuff. Earlier my cousin said, "If drugs were...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Jan 8, 2010

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    Weird, But Love Them!

    My family is so weird! The way we show affection is by mock threats! XD It's normal to us show our love and appreciation, by threatening physical harm. lol. When someone says something cool or does something funny, we tend to say, "I should punch you in the nose!"...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 9, 2008

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    My Aunt is Younger Than Me

    By about a year.My parents are young and my grandparents are not very old. They had my aunt after my mother had me. I call my aunt by her first name. Sometimes she tells me to call her auntie and I say no. Lol She tries to make me do things, when I say no, she tells me I need to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Dec 8, 2013

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    Mom- (To brother) go get Kitty she needs to

    work Brother- she needs to take a dump Mom- No she doesn't go get her Brother- (yells across house) Kitty!! Me- (yells across house) On the *******!
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F Apr 10

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    I'm not sure, but I think the sheer size of my

    family contributes to the weirdness. My mother is the youngest of seven. Every one of her siblings had at least one child. Most of those children now have children of their own. It's crazy. Add in the fact that they all like to drink and things get even crazier. I think the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2013

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    House Rules

    I have a weird family. We have a set of rules guiding the basis of proper conduct. The first begins with the sink. The sink is not a place for boiling water; if boiling water goes down the sink -- so my parents claim -- the boiling water will melt and explode the pipes, causing...
    banalitystories banalitystories 18-21, F 4 Responses May 9, 2012

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    We All Do

    I think we all have a bit of weirdo in our family, maybe not in our eyes, but to someone else, a perfectly sane family may appear crazy to them and on like that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 12, 2011

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    So Yeah

    First of all... I love that the picture for this group is of Fruits Basket which I suppose is the perfect definition of a weird family but anyway... My family is completely dysfunctional. We never say anything nice to each and we're constantly fighting. My dad listens to me and...
    DemonVampire180 DemonVampire180 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2011

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    We're All A Little Crazy

    My family is totally weird...mostly we (the kids) all seem to have some sort of disorder or another (undiagnosed, this is just speculation....). OCD, possible anxiety disorders, anti-social-ness (is that a disorder?), ADHD, possible learning disorders....we're so messed up you...
    InvariableAlteration InvariableAlteration 22-25, F Feb 27, 2010

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    Our Names.

    My cousin was named "Cory" after 80s singer, Corey Hart.  Fourteen months later I was born, and named after an 80s hairband which I will not mention here.WHY US?!?
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7, 2010

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    So I was practicing parking a block away from

    my house and I did really bad. I was embarrassed so I walked home. My mom pulls up next to me and says "hey little girl want some candy?" -.-
    xoxohayley xoxohayley 18-21, F 1 Response May 20

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    Gotta Love Weirdness

    Me and my cousin recently discussed this…So on my dad's side, there's a bunch of boring hunters who are mostly all rather racist and stereotypical Alaskans (at least the ones that live in Alaska are-- aside from the igloos and dog-sled teams)Then my moms side: 2 gay & married...
    Kristin137 Kristin137 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 8, 2010

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    My mother is a math genius,

    My dad is a drug dealer My younger brother is a music protege My sister died protecting a stray cat My older brother is a model My older sister is a gorgeous genius I can draw a circle.
    Ugnee Ugnee 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    There is a saying that I run across

    periodically that if you can't identify who the weird person in your family is it is because the weird one is you. Well this came up this weekend and I was left trying to figure out who exactly is the weird person in my family. As I struggled to do this I was getting more and...
    laurisilva laurisilva 31-35, F Jun 2

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    My grandma's reaction to me twerking: "Aww

    that's cute you're good at that!!" My grandma's reaction to me becoming a vegetarian: "WHAT?!? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    VegetarianVampire VegetarianVampire 16-17, F Feb 8

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    What Just Happened?!

    I was minding my own business then some guests of my mom's came over. She called me out and let the aunts goo goo gaa gaa over me,"Oh my! Look how big she is now! Etc etc.". I stood there awkwardly and just smiled. Then just a minute after then the conversation turned into...
    ellen183 ellen183 22-25, F Jul 31, 2013

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    frames

    I think everyone has some kind of oddity in their relations.  It keeps it interesting.  My parents removed all of the trim in their home over 10 years ago.  They never replaced it.  My mother did it without my dad's permission, so as revenge he isn't going to...
    Krypton Krypton 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    My Brother Is Obsessed With My Personal Life

    it's crazy. he and his wife and my mother do nothing but talk bad about me all the time. it use to make me cry but now it makes me laugh. i'm still a bit concern though i feel like they are crazy. my brother is the leader of the pack. he started all of this. he is soooooo angry...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 10, 2011

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    I Dont No If There Is a Normal Family

    my family is werid .i think there is no such thing as normal.everyone has a aunt or cousin who is a drunk all the time and swears like a sailor.everone has a really old relative that calls them the wrong name because you remind them of a girls she knew when she was younger,and u...
    char83 char83 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2008

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    Me Family....dun Dun Dun

    I'm gonna list me family...in order! :D Parents: Michelle a.k.a..........MOM! (41)  John a.k.a................DAD! (35?) Dallas 2 a.k.a.........Dallas's dad (had to put that cause the age of MY dad and dallas Kids: Dallas........me bobo (21) Miranda.....me sissy (17...
    ninjamaster25 ninjamaster25 13-15, F Jul 10, 2010

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    Over the past week I've been having weird dreams about me getting hurt. In one dream, I was shot in the stomach, and I could feel the blood trickling out. About 2 days later, I...
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    I had a dream Zimmy broke up with me and said he didn't love me or care about me. He just left me saying I was a narcissistic ***** who had no good traits. He told me to just give...
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    Some of the dreams I have are just beyond crazy. The kind that if I told you about them, you'd think I took some drugs before going to sleep the previous night...lol. One dream I...
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    SummerLove16 SummerLove16 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 22

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    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    TheAmazingSpiderJoe TheAmazingSpiderJoe 18-21, M Jul 16

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    I dreamt the other night about my ex. I haven't thought about him in years. He was my first love and broke my heart. Took a while but I got over it. He was really freaking hot...
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