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I Have a Weird Family

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    My mother is a math genius,

    My dad is a drug dealer My younger brother is a music protege My sister died protecting a stray cat My older brother is a model My older sister is a gorgeous genius I can draw a circle.
    Ugnee Ugnee 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    So Yeah

    First of all... I love that the picture for this group is of Fruits Basket which I suppose is the perfect definition of a weird family but anyway... My family is completely dysfunctional. We never say anything nice to each and we're constantly fighting. My dad listens to me and...
    DemonVampire180 DemonVampire180 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2011

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    I'm not sure, but I think the sheer size of my

    family contributes to the weirdness. My mother is the youngest of seven. Every one of her siblings had at least one child. Most of those children now have children of their own. It's crazy. Add in the fact that they all like to drink and things get even crazier. I think the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 9, 2013

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    We're All A Little Crazy

    My family is totally weird...mostly we (the kids) all seem to have some sort of disorder or another (undiagnosed, this is just speculation....). OCD, possible anxiety disorders, anti-social-ness (is that a disorder?), ADHD, possible learning disorders....we're so messed up you...
    FeatherInTheWind FeatherInTheWind 22-25, F Feb 27, 2010

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    Potage.

    This man who used to be my cousin's boss came in the door and said, "Hey man, you got any potage?!"  Now, everyone is on their phones texting and calling weed connections, with the exception of me because I don't do that stuff. Earlier my cousin said, "If drugs were...
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Jan 8, 2010

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    We All Do

    I think we all have a bit of weirdo in our family, maybe not in our eyes, but to someone else, a perfectly sane family may appear crazy to them and on like that.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 12, 2011

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    My grandma's reaction to me twerking: "Aww

    that's cute you're good at that!!" My grandma's reaction to me becoming a vegetarian: "WHAT?!? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
    VegetarianVampire VegetarianVampire 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 8

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    I Dont No If There Is a Normal Family

    my family is werid .i think there is no such thing as normal.everyone has a aunt or cousin who is a drunk all the time and swears like a sailor.everone has a really old relative that calls them the wrong name because you remind them of a girls she knew when she was younger,and u...
    char83 char83 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2008

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    Weird, But Love Them!

    My family is so weird! The way we show affection is by mock threats! XD It's normal to us show our love and appreciation, by threatening physical harm. lol. When someone says something cool or does something funny, we tend to say, "I should punch you in the nose!"...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Dec 9, 2008

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    Mom- (To brother) go get Kitty she needs to

    work Brother- she needs to take a dump Mom- No she doesn't go get her Brother- (yells across house) Kitty!! Me- (yells across house) On the *******!
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F Apr 10

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    Our Names.

    My cousin was named "Cory" after 80s singer, Corey Hart.  Fourteen months later I was born, and named after an 80s hairband which I will not mention here.WHY US?!?
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7, 2010

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    What Just Happened?!

    I was minding my own business then some guests of my mom's came over. She called me out and let the aunts goo goo gaa gaa over me,"Oh my! Look how big she is now! Etc etc.". I stood there awkwardly and just smiled. Then just a minute after then the conversation turned into...
    ellen183 ellen183 22-25, F Jul 31, 2013

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    House Rules

    I have a weird family. We have a set of rules guiding the basis of proper conduct. The first begins with the sink. The sink is not a place for boiling water; if boiling water goes down the sink -- so my parents claim -- the boiling water will melt and explode the pipes, causing...
    banalitystories banalitystories 18-21, F 4 Responses May 9, 2012

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    My Brother Is Obsessed With My Personal Life

    it's crazy. he and his wife and my mother do nothing but talk bad about me all the time. it use to make me cry but now it makes me laugh. i'm still a bit concern though i feel like they are crazy. my brother is the leader of the pack. he started all of this. he is soooooo angry...
    veronica4ever veronica4ever 22-25, F 5 Responses Aug 10, 2011

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    frames

    I think everyone has some kind of oddity in their relations.  It keeps it interesting.  My parents removed all of the trim in their home over 10 years ago.  They never replaced it.  My mother did it without my dad's permission, so as revenge he isn't going to...
    Krypton Krypton 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    I went out to meet my sister

    and 15yr old nephew for black violin this weekend. I thought they would be happy to see me and we would talk and laugh. I got to the bar first and ordered a beer and some fish and chips. I hardly ever get to go out to eat so I was looking forward to that. I was relaxed and found...
    sara50 sara50 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    My Aunt is Younger Than Me

    By about a year.My parents are young and my grandparents are not very old. They had my aunt after my mother had me. I call my aunt by her first name. Sometimes she tells me to call her auntie and I say no. Lol She tries to make me do things, when I say no, she tells me I need to...
    KiannaJ KiannaJ 22-25, F Dec 8, 2013

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    I always have weird dreams about places I don't recognize, but these places keep reoccurring in my dreams. And I always have a boyfriend that I can't see his face. These places...
    jalea1 jalea1 46-50, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I have weird dreams all the time but I think one of my favourites is one I have off and on. Dream; I wake up in house I don't recognize, I crawl out of bed and start to walk out...
    misspaperwait misspaperwait 22-25, F Apr 3

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    Not in the physical world- I was raised to believe that the family I thought was my family was mine. I later found out that I was taken and they were not my real family I belonged...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 8

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    As I've written here, I hate my biological family. I do have a family of 5 close friends, all younger than I am. Our little group gathers on Saturday nights to play fantasy role...
    katmaninva katmaninva 56-60 a week ago

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    2nd dream last night. It took place in an alternate reality, where time travel was possible. My family consisted of my father, Victor, who was a prestigious scientist or...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I was a parrot. Yeah. I belonged to a woman who was very nice and had a good sense of humor. She took me everywhere with her, I was never in a cage. She was friends with this...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    So last night, I had this weird dream.... Apparently, two giant mechas decided to attack the city. I was in charge of deploying a bomb to destroy the evil mecha, but I kinda got...
    Raynechan Raynechan 13-15, T 1 Response Apr 1

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    Okay so like first me and my whole family were getting high and **** and then like we went inside and me and my mom started arguing and then I left and ended up at school and like...
    alisssa99 alisssa99 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Two nights ago i had this dream so i do not remember it as vividly.. I was walking around the the driveway of my home picking up trash and toys when i started hearing this buzzing...
    Kryste Kryste 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    3 last night! All crazy! Geez! 1. The first I think was where somehow I was the real mother of my sisters. The father was this creepy guy who I used to be friends with (in the...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Apr 6

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    I just had the weirdest dream / experience of my life.. So in my dream I was a construction worker and I was working high in the sky.. So I'm doing my thing and I hear a loud...
    akaShaun akaShaun 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    The other night I dreamt that I gave birth to a baby and then it turned into a dog. I'm not sure why I had such a weird dream and I fair wish I hadn't remembered it like most of my...
    Bluenox Bluenox 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 29

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    My dream last night was me explaining my dream I had while I was sleeping and dreaming in my dream. It was weird and there was his guy who was apparently my bf kept trying to rush...
    punkrokpixie punkrokpixie 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    Weirdest dream Last night I had a dream with my ex and he was hugging me and telling me he missed me and when I left the room my teeth started to fall off.. That was the weirdest...
    Gabydoll19 Gabydoll19 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Lately I have been longing to be a father, its a weird feeling. I think that's why I love having my nephews and neighbor kids around. It hit me really hard at the youth fine arts...
    dmsummerwind dmsummerwind 36-40, M Apr 6

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    Im Weird! And I DONT CARE! So I have several weird laughs idk y but i do. One of them is a normal laugh, This only happens when i think something is really funny its basically "LOL...
    AMcC12 AMcC12 13-15, F Mar 25

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    I dreamed the other night that I went out for lunch with my English teacher. Pretty weird, huh? Anybody else have any weird dreams?
    sarah19597 sarah19597 16-17, F 6 Responses Mar 28

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    These past three days I've been having weird vivid dreams. One dream I was in a hotel in California, looking out the balcony. There was a lot of cops, and I found myself growing...
    HawaiianPunchz HawaiianPunchz 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 28

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    For past few months ive been having weird dreams about me and People from my school.the latest one was me and my friend emily going to a party. I war short thight dress and a mask...
    Karolina3664 Karolina3664 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 22

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    I'm allergic to johnson's baby lotion, most types of bubble bath, and tomato leaves (not even the tomato itself, just the leaves!!) allergies are weird...
    anovasiangel anovasiangel 13-15, F Mar 25

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    when I was 12 I had this dream that me and my best friend Jenna was in the game super mario bros I was Mario and Jenna was princess toadstool and I had to play the whole game to...
    soccerdude13 soccerdude13 31-35, M 4 Responses Mar 25

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    I was kind of hesitant about posting this one, because it's kind of a brand of weird in itself. I had a dream that I got in trouble at school so I was sent to detention, but it...
    Septisoul Septisoul 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 25

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    The other night I dreamed I had a baby, and that my mom made the baby shrink and disappear. The dream was super weird, but the day after I had that dream I got all sad whenever I...
    nordicgirl nordicgirl 18-21, F Mar 26

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    I had a dream I was at a friends house and they wanted to smoke a giant blunt that they made (like the size of a water bottle) and wen I smoked it a huge chunk of weed fell into my...
    Madii144 Madii144 18-21 2 Responses Mar 29

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    2 very engaging and vivid ones last night. I feel like they're important and I'm still trying to decipher them. In the first one it was my brother's birthday again and all his...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Apr 2

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    So I had the weirdest dream last night. I was some kind of cartoon, and the characters where from the movie spirited away. We where playing with fire works in a class room, then...
    broadwaybabe99 broadwaybabe99 13-15, F 5 Responses Apr 2

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    I have had only one dream that woke me up. It's weird. I was stood at the top of a grand staircase with my friend and two other people were at the side of me. My friend was trying...
    GeekFace8 GeekFace8 13-15, F Apr 3

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    I had a dream about my friend last night. In my dream she hated me and I thought she was going to kill me, but I'm pretty sure she would never do that in real life. It was such a...
    SensualEmerald SensualEmerald 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Weirdest dream ever: when I was 7 I dreamed I was playing with a toy house, when I woke up, I actually was playing with it. LOL
    huskiesandmalamutes huskiesandmalamutes 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 7

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    last week I had the most weirdest dream the world was taken over by yetis and I had to save it and destroy the great intelligence. (a bit like the doctor who story the abominable...
    noahfaith noahfaith 13-15, M 2 Responses Apr 9

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    So I'm new here and to start of hi I'm bonesaw7192. So yesterday I had a weird dream were I was in bed and a girl was next to me in bed she was asleep then It went black. the...
    bonesaw7192 bonesaw7192 13-15, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I can never wake up, I know I'm dreaming, and it's usually extremely real things but I have sensors that tell me they aren't real. Like if my friend was in my dream I would look...
    Madii144 Madii144 18-21 3 Responses Mar 20

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    I'm always having dreams of death. My father being shot on the job. Me being are by alligators and snakes. Me being stabbed or possessed. My teachers dying in class. My tennis...
    Mtlawren Mtlawren 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    I have reoccurring dreams of my dad dying but not in the way he died in real life. They seem very real and I wake up crying. I get to re live my dad's death in dreams, it's so...
    OverThinker123 OverThinker123 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I have this one dream. It's never exactly the same, but it's always along the same lines. In these dreams, my mom absolutely hates me. She's like the evil step mother in any...
    3milyFaye 3milyFaye 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Yesterday I had a dream about me and my brother having sex. This is the third time I have dreamt about this and it scares me!!