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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

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    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 7 Responses Jan 20

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    twerkingnarwhals twerkingnarwhals 13-15, M 10 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Sometimes I laugh At the weirdest things.

    And something can be extremely funny to me and others would look at me like I'm crazy. I think people with different sense of humor are unique!
    cmt334 cmt334 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Fifty shades of Grey is only considered romantic

    because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal Minds episode.
    VeganSoChic VeganSoChic 22-25, F 44 Responses Feb 27

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    Ninive Ninive 26-30, F 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    "Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard

    it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot."
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    So I saw the movie Steel Magnolias last night,

    and this part had me laughing so much I had to pause the movie: C= Clariee T= Truvy O= Ouiser Scene: church T: so, Ouiser, are you together with Owen? O: no C: well, every weekend there's a strange car parked in her garage. O: well I guess my secret is out. I am having an...
    Countrybae Countrybae 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Duct tape can't fix stupidity

    but it can muffle its sound.
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 11 Responses Jan 12

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    Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can

    go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home.
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 14 Responses Jan 23

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    20 years ago we had Johnny cash,

    bob hope, and Steve jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs. Please... Never let Kevin bacon die..
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 7 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Last night it was really dark

    and I saw a small burning dot above my bicycle. So I said "Yo Nigg@r quit smoking on my cycle!". Then the red light disappeared and so did my bicycle.
    hindustaniberawem hindustaniberawem 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My friend said to me the other day "I got a

    tablet for Christmas" and I said to him "why pay for it? free prescriptions." think about it :P
    nighthawk56 nighthawk56 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I was hanging out with a guy

    who seemed to be really into me, we were at a park sitting on a bench. He said "scoot closer, you're too far away" & I replied "why don't you just come over here and sit on daddy's lap ;)" he didn't think it was funny and asked me never to say that again. If you can't laugh when...
    rangek rangek 18-21, F 37 Responses Jul 16, 2014

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    So I was in my English class with a bunch of

    idiot people who don't do any work behind me, and I hear," Oh my Gawd if I lived there, I'd murder myself!" I chuckled and repeated," Murder one's self" In my mind.
    MacBloo2 MacBloo2 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we

    should go out sometime Me trying to flirt: So.... do you like bread?.... ~.~
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 27 Responses Mar 14

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    today I was standing in the line at the grocery

    store. .and the lady in front of me farted super loud and I just bust out laughing and me being random I said that her fart had a weird smell..like it was just stewing in her *** for a few weeks..and everyone was just staring at me laughing at my own joke..lol
    marquisb marquisb 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    No words needs to be said,

    just enjoy the picture :')
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 12 Responses Jan 25

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    I saw Bigfoot in Arabia.

    In fact, I saw many bigfoots. They carry guns, have white caps, and their mating call is "Allah lu Lala, Mahuma lu Lala"
    hindustaniberawem hindustaniberawem 16-17, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My male friend went to doctors the other day to

    ask what's the best treatment for baldness. The doctor said "I have the same problem and the best thing is female love juices". My friend looked at the doctor and replied "but doctor,you are balder than me"?. Doctor looked and said to my friend "but you must admit,I have one...
    Shellster69 Shellster69 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 26, 2014

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    Once, It Almost Got Me Fired

    When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs.  I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for.  Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
    Whym Whym 36-40, F 61 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    Ok sooo....I really don't think the term "****

    me in the ******* with a brick!!" was an appropriate way of expressing my frustration in the middle of Walmart because all 3 open registers had long lines. :/
    HeyyMrsCarter HeyyMrsCarter 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    my granddaughter 11 months hit the keyboard

    and turn the speak to text and this what she had babble apparently: caressing me up early girl thats what you just typed your daughter just woke me up
    tiffsica tiffsica 41-45, F 1 day ago

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    Do you ever notice that

    when you are ignoring a phone call, the phone seems to ring longer than usual
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 20 Responses Jan 8

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    Pick a number between 1

    and 3, not including 1 or 3, and it has to be a whole number.
    AndrtheEnderhatter AndrtheEnderhatter 13-15, M 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I often wonder when you get accupuncture is

    there a voodoo doll screaming in an alternate universe.?
    Songbird35 Songbird35 36-40, F 8 Responses Aug 19, 2014

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    I'm playing this game with myself

    where I guess the age of the someone who wrote a post before I see it. So far I've been right every time :D Example: just saw very edgy, attempt at being philosophical post. Guessed age somewhere between 15-17. Age was 16-17. WOO
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    how I clean my room: -starts at one

    corner -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 9 Responses Jan 26

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    If a girl says "First of all",

    run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD
    JennyAB JennyAB 16-17, F 9 Responses Nov 20, 2014

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    It's funny how up until around 14 years old

    "69" was just another number..
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 28 Responses Dec 8, 2014

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    Those late night talks

    where you confess everything but the next morning think, "****, why did I say that?!"
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    If you look at a pile of armpit hair at a

    quantum level, its stops being disgusting and looks interesting. But I'm not sure you can take my chemistry teacher's face the same way. :(
    hindustaniberawem hindustaniberawem 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    My girlfriend just left me.

    The fact that she's imaginary makes it worse.
    AgentSean AgentSean 18-21, M 18 Responses Mar 12

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    I just bought some shoes from my drug dealer.

    .. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
    SkollHati SkollHati 18-21, M 7 Responses Dec 1, 2014

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    Your call is very important to us.

    Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 19 Responses Mar 9

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    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    AreYouDaft25 AreYouDaft25 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Am outside. Next to truck.

    Charging phone. Horsefly lands on me. Me says. Hey. You aint got no saddle. And me cant ride you. To a safer place. So. Shoo fly. Dont tease me no more.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 2 Responses 57 mins ago

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    I gave a girl my number

    and told her to call me when she gets home.. ... ... ... ... She must be homeless.
    akaShaun akaShaun 16-17, M 12 Responses Mar 9

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    I doubt Vodka is the answer,

    but it's worth a shot
    VeganSoChic VeganSoChic 22-25, F 16 Responses Feb 26

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    I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to

    go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
    littlefroghere littlefroghere 41-45, F 9 Responses Mar 3

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    *Boy sees girl crying* Boy: Whats wrong?

    girl: im scared youll sleep with another girl boy: i know i will..and she will call you mommy girl *giggles* i think you got it wrong silly boy: i know what i said
    TheKingWizard TheKingWizard 18-21, M 9 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    I'd like to propose a toast: Here's to our wives

    and girlfriends, may they never meet.
    meme111111 meme111111 41-45, M 8 Responses Mar 14

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