I think this site needs more positive posts and I'm kinda tempted to make some yet scared if they're by funny or offend someone in a very idiotic fashion
narwhalking44 2 Responses 3 3 days ago
Me and my friend are really close, so close even, that some teachers say "You're perfect for each other!" We have the weirdest sense of humor: one day he said if he had a girlfriend, he'd send her a chocolate box full of turkey Giblets! I laughed so hard, and I plan to do that to...
Emmaariadne 2 Responses 0 3 days ago
I find almost everything funny....for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Literally all you have to do is say hi and I'll laugh. I think I may have a problem aha 😂
ajp17 5 Responses 5 5 days ago
Smart Phone Spelling Autocorrections - Where smart phones autocorrect messages and hilarity ensues (From the site Damn You Auto Correct)
plungesponge 16 Responses 9 May 15, 2011
That's How Things Are Done Around Here - Ever asked yourself why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there?A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top. Every time a monkey went up the ladder...
juliana9 17 Responses 24 Jun 15, 2012
I think sometimes people just don't get my sense of humor. It has happened that I have tried really hard to impress the girl that I like with a quirky joke and she just looked at me with a blank face. And I hit myself after that. But it also happens that I find someone every...
rohogaka 0 1 hour ago
Omg I just found out why I'm obsessed with Kristen Stewart it never made any sense till now but it's because she looks like the girl I like omg OMG!! This is really bad
up97 2 Responses 2 Nov 30
I would honestly like to blame tumblr.
kaloe108 3 Responses 3 6 days ago
I Was In A Pub The Other Night..... - I was in a pub the other night. I had had more than a few drinks. I noticed two rather portly women standing by the bar. They both had very strong accents. So I asked " Are you ladies from Scotland?" One snapped back " Wales, you a...hole...
Dave002 14 Responses 12 Apr 30, 2012
Weird Dating Sites... - Having just seen the spam story about Ageromance.com on this group, which, by the way...sounds like an AMAZING dating site and experience...I started to wonder all of the weirdest dating sites, I have found a few: -Dating websites for lookalikes...
LilGangsta24 15 Responses 10 Mar 25
Love to laugh. I can find anything funny...maybe not always the right timing though. I believe laughter is the best medicine.
stuntman86 1 Response 3 3 days ago
People Think I'm Crazy - I swear I laugh at just about everything. My twin sister and I have the weirdest sense of humor. We will find humor in any situation.
BellaBeast 1 6 days ago
I sometimes feel like an alien living in a different planet. Where's my own kind?? I need companion!!
FlipM 1 Response 2 5 days ago
Divorce Hearing. - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what...
Waywardmoon 1 Response 13 Nov 20
Once, It Almost Got Me Fired - When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most...
Whym 66 Responses 65 Jun 10, 2010
How To Kill An Ant? - Question:How to kill an ant? *Asked in an exam for 10 marks* Student: Mix chill powder with sugar. & Keep it outside the ant's hole..!! After eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant into it!! Now soaked ant will go to dry itself...
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Oct 11, 2012
Okay I have a very weird sense of humor that some people don't understand. When I crack a joke, some people look at me like I'm a creature from outer space. Maybe I'm bad at jokes, idk. But I'm pretty weird... In a good way:)
yesenia33 6 Responses 4 2 days ago
I like playing around with people. If i see and attractive person, i will immediately start talking to them. Sometimes i get shy and intimidated but not all the time. And then when i get the chance, i wink at people. If im lukcy, they wink back. Even with my guy friends and my...
alitiaa 1 Response 1 a week ago
Iphone - Dear iPhone, I've typed *hahaha* like a million times, yet you continually give me *hagaha*, *bahaha*, *gagaha* .... I hate you.
FinnyFunny 2 Responses 9 Nov 15
So Don't Be Offended. - Growing up I was surrounded by a large family that had a wicked sense of humor. I was often the subject of their jokes and stories, but I learned how to deal with it, as they were only jokes. It also helped me though. I learned in life you have to have...
mikanippon 17 Responses 9 Mar 30, 2011
I'm that girl that dies laughing at her own jokes. I die laughing at almost every joke. If it is the teeniest bit of funny. I'm rolling on the floor. Seriously, I think I'm about to die. My throat hurts. My stomach hurts. But I just can't stop. It's weird. So I guess you...
kh46 4 Responses 7 Nov 30
Two Mischievous Brothers (joke) - Found this on Stumbleupon... thought it was cute. Two Mischievous Brothers Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two...
thatguy1970 28 Responses 24 Nov 3, 2011
Not all of my friends like my sense of humor but my main friends do because we share the same sense of humor, we have very weird conversations that lead us to very unusual jokes that only we understand and its really fun for some reason
kenn3 3 Responses 6 a week ago
Thanks - I would like to thank my arms for always being by side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers.. Because I can always count on them.
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 10 Oct 27
Hahahahhaah - HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Lol im sooooo bored hahahahaahhaha
Ashey16 6 Responses 26 Feb 27
When Insults Had Class -- Courtesy Of Stumble Upon (my Other Addiction) - “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –Clarence Darrow “He...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 21 Oct 13, 2011
Schnauzer - A friend of mine asked me to take care about her dog, while she was in the hospital. After couple of days being at me I found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so I took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s...
juliana9 6 Responses 12 Nov 24
I love frightening my housemates, I'm always jumping out from behind doors and trying to scare them, I always get a good laugh out of it, don't know why
BekaT 1 Response 2 2 days ago
Attention! - I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I have gathered you all here today" xD
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Sep 20
I Think Fairly Odd Parents Is the Greatest Cartoon Ever - Most people dont find my antics very funny but i tend to have a dry sense of humor ...Kind of sarcastic .. i suppose maybe its a good thing maybe its a bad thing i dont know yet
starstruck2xtrme 16 Responses 13 Mar 25, 2007
:/ - do I have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
jessvaughn24 10 Responses 15 Oct 6
I'm the kind of person who is in general pretty weird, as so this is just a given lol! One example of this is that just today I brought up randomly wanting a penguin because of a cute vine video! Maybe I just have ADD idk
AurelHoxhaALB 4 5 days ago
I just do,I don't know why.I have had it since I was merely a boy.I still laugh at "**** and fart jokes" lol.
Stilleto94 3 Responses 2 5 days ago
I find it hilarious watching people get annoyed at themselves or boring people being boring I find funny as. Also watching one of my housemates wash up is brilliant. Im usually blazed
thilb 1 Response 0 6 days ago
I laugh at people before I ask if they are alright. I laugh at people's mishaps and tell them "what? You would think it was funny if it wasn't happening to you" hehe...
nada16 2 Responses 1 Nov 30
I like to watch people trip.... Kinda mean but funny as hell tho xD
RichB6991 7 Responses 8 Nov 30
Sex. That's the only word that can describe my humor ;)
elsarocks2 3 Responses 0 5 days ago
I have this friend and half of what we say is random incoherent babble but we can understand each other. And we find it hilarious. Best joke in the world to us Two guys walk into a bar......but the third one is a duck
davable 1 4 days ago
A Collection Of Shameful One Liners - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife...
Dave002 32 Responses 15 Sep 12, 2011
Hey guys I'm letting you know this now Im weird but I tend to make a lot of ppl love me for being me and if u ever want to talk I'm here every Friday at 11:00 pm central time :) every Friday stay tuned and come chat with me on Friday :)
sarahleighreed1 1 3 days ago
Some People Get It. Others Don't - I think our sense of humour is a very big part of who we are. And there are some jokes that you can only ever share with a few people. When you meet someone with the same sense of humour you invariably hit it off. My...
CrystalCat 33 Responses 13 Mar 23, 2007
There are 2 rules to success... 1. Never real everything you know.
rafael1983 2 5 days ago
Guy Needs A Push (joke) - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows...
thatguy1970 45 Responses 28 Mar 28, 2012
I Just Found Out I'm Not A Lesbian - An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' ...
Littlemisssomebody 70 Responses 73 Feb 28, 2010
It'S Just What I Do - I laugh at everything even things that are not funny. It's just one of my coping mechanisms i think.
thus2 3 Responses 10 Oct 8
I go hard on any type of women and I don't care I **** women hard till they scream and make them suck my ****
johnnybrew 2 Responses 0 3 days ago
My whole life I've always enjoyed making people smile and laugh. Whenever I speak my my goal is to make people laugh but I feel like no one gets me and my humour. I know girls who just exude laughter, joy and fun but I just can't seem to get the reception I want. Whenever...
FightingForRecovery 4 Responses 4 7 hours ago
I am a really serious problem with this humour
Johnnystha 0 a week ago
Noodles - So, me and my friend are having a contest to see who can go the longest without laughing at the "class clown". Well, that's easy for me. He's not really that funny. I do, however, laugh at the expressions she has on her face when she's trying not to laugh. It's like she...
Transparency 2 1 day ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
darthkoolaide 9 Responses 10 Nov 29
Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee... - - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You...
SilentBluemoon 7 Responses 16 May 5
Drunken Night - That night...I was so drunk...I was using my phone flashlight to find my phone =_=' Gave up drinking since that night.
FinnyFunny 7 Responses 9 Oct 11
What did the leper say to the hooker? "Keep the tip."
darthkoolaide 5 Responses 9 Nov 27
Women - If women ruled the world, there would be no war. Just a bunch of country not talking to each other. xD
FinnyFunny 4 Responses 9 Oct 2
I'm an adult woman who still laughs at and makes fart jokes. Ugh.
ASmallVictory 8 Responses 2 a week ago
The 12 Stages Of Drunkenness - 0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in...
thatguy1970 14 Responses 18 Feb 9, 2012
My sense of humor can only be comprehended by very few people around me. And i can't even explain my humor because i dont understand it myself but i know what can make me laugh ish. So jokes and all that...they arent funny. I smile to avoid making it awkward but yeah.
KouyouSeri 1 Response 4 3 days ago
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? No???? And that's why you can't party at my house no more!!!!!
darthkoolaide 5 Responses 5 Nov 30
Is This Joke Funny Or Is It Just Me? - A young man began his career as a magician on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.” This...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 23 Jan 2, 2012
Sleep...Please - Me : I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.. TV : Lol but good shows are on. iPad : Sleep? Is that a new application? Sleeping position : lol I'm not gonna be comfortable! Mind : what's the meaning of life though? Temperature : lol it's too hot and too cold...
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 11 Oct 31