ask what's the best treatment for baldness. The doctor said "I have the same problem and the best thing is female love juices". My friend looked at the doctor and replied "but doctor,you are balder than me"?. Doctor looked and said to my friend "but you must admit,I have one...
Patrick : (looks at the compass.) "That way captain."
Mr. Krabs: (counts 10,000 steps) "where's the X? It's supposed to be right here. 10,000 paces East."
Patrick: "oh. East? I thought you said Weast."
Mr. Krabs: "Weast? What kind of compass are you reading, lad?"
you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't...
Mar 13, 2015
Please help in siginig these petition
Rabbit: 13 o clock? Well, I was.....
Tigger: where were you on the night of the 43rd?
Rabbit: I was....
Tigger: when was the next to last time you saw eeyores tail?
Rabbit: eeyores tail? I don't know.
Tigger: and where does your lap go when you stand up? Hoo...
run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD
and I thought I would share.
A dad and his daughter were putting away groceries and stuff from shopping when he pulled a box of tampons and asked her where these go?
she hesitated a second and then said in my vagina.
The dad falls over nearly crying and said in which bleeping...
once other time, I knew his way that he would leave!
It's called being a flaked. Smell the BS a mile away however last time he came back so now I've prevented that circle from happening again, I've made him think I'm mental unstable - my posts on here have helped!
I laughed so hard at this....Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the...
really old photo. It's so old she had to take a picture of the picture. Because it was one of those things that had to be developed. And, I have no idea what I was going for here. Maybe I thought I was a p o r n star? Idk I was a really weird kid. :p
Edit: damn you ep for making...
Japan, and I had to speak Japanese to communicate. I would laugh a lot, and someone asked me why. I told him that "kuchi" means something different in America. The look on his face when I told him was priceless. 😂
who seemed to be really into me, we were at a park sitting on a bench. He said "scoot closer, you're too far away" & I replied "why don't you just come over here and sit on daddy's lap ;)" he didn't think it was funny and asked me never to say that again. If you can't laugh when...
An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole...
INDIA I have been given the opportunity by the management to advertised on the internet FOR KIDNEY SELLING WE SHALL OFFER YOU $220,000 USD FOR YOUR KIDNEY ANY INTERESTED PERSON SHOULD CONTACT ME NOW.