When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
I laughed so hard at this....Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the...
run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD
An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to...
We have family friends who have sons close to my age and the son we are closest to came tonight. So I'm sitting in the living room with him, his mom and my uncle. He's telling a story about his younger half sibling from his dad (his parents are divorced)
Him: "So my younger half...
but blue jeans.
The host looks at him and says, "What are you supposed to be?"
"I am premature ***********", says the man.
The host asks, "Well, where's your shirt and shoes?"
"I just came in my pants."
ask what's the best treatment for baldness. The doctor said "I have the same problem and the best thing is female love juices". My friend looked at the doctor and replied "but doctor,you are balder than me"?. Doctor looked and said to my friend "but you must admit,I have one...
The two g.ay old men went for a power walk... One has short grey hair and the other white curly hair... The fat old lady at the bus stop, glasses, short brunette stared in horror and amazement at the 2 men... cause they were 100% naked!