An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole...
erotic stories, but that seems really hard. My friend offered to help, but she's not really gentle when she gives me advice or criticism. She likes to ram it down my throat.
Are these sex jokes doing anything for ya?
yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find heaps of stuff funny, from sick twisted dark sense of humour to immature poo jokes. And I am not easily offended either.
I laughed so hard at this....Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the...
As I sit there I'm thinking, why do they even bother giving you an appointment time if they are going to make you wait anyway. They should say it doesn't matter when it is we were trained by the DMV, just take a number and wait till we call you.
If your going to make me wait...
and I fart. I tell him he stinks, and he tells me it was me. I said that it was him, and I knew because the sound came from behind me. He responds by saying that's where my *** is. I say, "Yeah. My ***. That's how I knew it was you."
Pooopeee faced ego.
My life experiences trump your degrees.
So take what you learned
In that overpriced school.
And all of those years diagnosing
For the pill pushing hoar companies.
And go humpp a cactus.
you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't...
and dancing alone in my room...
So naturally I'm recording weird videos of myself dancing and making strange faces and sending them to random people in my phone.
Sorry Trudy, you're going to wake up to all this *rubs hands all over body* getting down something fierce. Yeeehaw...
run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD
When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few others share their love stories with their friends, while some leave them as sweet memories for themselves within their hearts and few...