ask what's the best treatment for baldness. The doctor said "I have the same problem and the best thing is female love juices". My friend looked at the doctor and replied "but doctor,you are balder than me"?. Doctor looked and said to my friend "but you must admit,I have one...
I laughed so hard at this....Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the...
store. .and the lady in front of me farted super loud and I just bust out laughing and me being random I said that her fart had a weird smell..like it was just stewing in her *** for a few weeks..and everyone was just staring at me laughing at my own joke..lol
and this part had me laughing so much I had to pause the movie:
T: so, Ouiser, are you together with Owen?
C: well, every weekend there's a strange car parked in her garage.
O: well I guess my secret is out. I am having an...
When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD
An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole...
where I guess the age of the someone who wrote a post before I see it. So far I've been right every time :D
Example: just saw very edgy, attempt at being philosophical post. Guessed age somewhere between 15-17. Age was 16-17. WOO
tap, flipped his **** into its mouth and hit it hard on the head. He yelled: who dares to do THIS now huh? An old lady in the back replied: well I would, as long as you don't hit me in the head like that!
I have some words of advice for you. When getting up for the toilet is to much distress, you can pee in an empty beer bottle, but there is one very important rule here:
have several bottles ready or be preparered to sit on a wet couch, because you WILL NOT make it to the toilet...