"ahahahahahaaahhhhhhhhhahaha wait wait wait hahahahah Ahhh ok ok so then hahahahahahahaha THEN!!! Hahahahaha she, she said hahahahaha oh my god hahahahahahahaha and ahahaha hahahaha I said hahahahahahahaha NO!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha
Sazzio: How do you...
You: (Ahem ahem) Sazzio, yer last jokes are not even dry... But they sure are funny (Laugh).
Sazzio: Really!!? :-D (giggles)
You: :-D (ahem, NOT) -_-
Sazzio: (still giggles)
p3rv3rted when you add: "if you know what I mean" and a grin.
"Hi, I'm Ansonicchi, if you know what I mean." *grin*
"Here's your today's paper, if you know what I mean." *grin*
"I'm going to the bathroom, if you know what I mean." *grin*
"Wanna have lunch? If you know what I...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to...
because I thought it was awesome. As soon as I put it on, I felt my self esteem go up. I wore it to work today and nobody said anything about it. I felt my self go down. The insecurity levels are ridiculous. Lol
the bus. The mother was ignoring the kid and texting, the child was jumping about and misbehaving. The kid then came over and shouted "Are you my daddy?" the mother looked up, I stared her in the eye and said "Probably"
when I shouldn't. I'd laugh at inappropriate situations, when I was being yelled at by parents, when cops would get on to me. One of the funniest memories I have is watching an old guy fall down some stairs. Haha still makes me laugh!
I laughed so hard at this....Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the...
Found this on Stumbleupon... thought it was cute.
Two Mischievous Brothers
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
where my sis saw this but I almost pissed myself laughing...
Girl : hey
Girl: laying in bed
Guy: just that? Really? Aren't you doing anything else?
Girl: I'm eating cereal
Guy: what would you do if I was in bed with you right now?
Girl: eat my cereal
When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when he heard a voice in the dark say 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit he shook his head and continued. Just as he...
.. The fox came beneath the train and died by decapitation. The driver, with a black cap kept a blank face n sed
... Oh well. Am going ahead.
The fox sed... Am too going dead A- head...
Driver: (still a blank face)... ERM Sazzio, foxes do not talk.
Fox: o_o We do not talk...
Ever asked yourself why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there?A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top. Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the...
who seemed to be really into me, we were at a park sitting on a bench. He said "scoot closer, you're too far away" & I replied "why don't you just come over here and sit on daddy's lap ;)" he didn't think it was funny and asked me never to say that again. If you can't laugh when...
An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole...
A young man began his career as a magician on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.” This always got a great laugh from the audience...