and this part had me laughing so much I had to pause the movie:
T: so, Ouiser, are you together with Owen?
C: well, every weekend there's a strange car parked in her garage.
O: well I guess my secret is out. I am having an...
who seemed to be really into me, we were at a park sitting on a bench. He said "scoot closer, you're too far away" & I replied "why don't you just come over here and sit on daddy's lap ;)" he didn't think it was funny and asked me never to say that again. If you can't laugh when...
store. .and the lady in front of me farted super loud and I just bust out laughing and me being random I said that her fart had a weird smell..like it was just stewing in her *** for a few weeks..and everyone was just staring at me laughing at my own joke..lol
ask what's the best treatment for baldness. The doctor said "I have the same problem and the best thing is female love juices". My friend looked at the doctor and replied "but doctor,you are balder than me"?. Doctor looked and said to my friend "but you must admit,I have one...
When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most enjoyable time of year while working in...
where I guess the age of the someone who wrote a post before I see it. So far I've been right every time :D
Example: just saw very edgy, attempt at being philosophical post. Guessed age somewhere between 15-17. Age was 16-17. WOO
run. There's never been a good "first of all". You've never heard a girl say "First of all, I'm gonna suck your ****". And you never will. "First of all" means that girl has done research, has data and her pie charts ready and you are done. xD