Two Mischievous Brothers (joke) - Found this on Stumbleupon... thought it was cute. Two Mischievous Brothers Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two...
thatguy1970 28 Responses 24 Nov 3, 2011
I'm shy and friendly at the same time?
divaMary3 3 Responses 1 6 days ago
When Insults Had Class -- Courtesy Of Stumble Upon (my Other Addiction) - “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –Clarence Darrow “He...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 21 Oct 13, 2011
A Collection Of Shameful One Liners - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife...
Dave002 31 Responses 15 Sep 12, 2011
Anything Offbeat And Clever. - I love random, clever senses of humor. I love meeting people who have an off kilter view of the world. However, I've learned to contain my own. Alot of times , after blurting something out, I think is hilarious, I'm left facing a blank stare...
terbler 4 Responses 9 Nov 18
It was last Friday. I had just gotten up from a SWEET game of Warcraft on my PC. Anyway, I realized I was dangerously low on Mountain Dew, so I threw on my lucky green sweat pants and my trenchcoat to walk 3 blocks to the convenience store. I figured if I had enough change, I...
rafael1983 2 Responses 4 1 day ago
Weird Dating Sites... - Having just seen the spam story about Ageromance.com on this group, which, by the way...sounds like an AMAZING dating site and experience...I started to wonder all of the weirdest dating sites, I have found a few: -Dating websites for lookalikes...
LilGangsta24 15 Responses 10 Mar 25
Guy Needs A Push (joke) - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows...
thatguy1970 45 Responses 28 Mar 28, 2012
Some People Get It. Others Don't - I think our sense of humour is a very big part of who we are. And there are some jokes that you can only ever share with a few people. When you meet someone with the same sense of humour you invariably hit it off. My...
CrystalCat 33 Responses 13 Mar 23, 2007
I often say things that are wildly inappropriate.
3Nblondie 11 Responses 8 1 day ago
I laugh uncontrollably at " horror" movies that are supposed to be scary.
smashingpumps 6 Responses 6 3 days ago
Once, It Almost Got Me Fired - When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most...
Whym 66 Responses 66 Jun 10, 2010
I'm always the one person that over laughs in the movie theater while everyone silent
SamuraiNinja 3 Responses 2 4 days ago
Sometimes laughing by myself is the best kind of laughter. People don't have to understand why. All that matters in these kinds of moments is that I find crackling humor and joy. Sometimes I might be driving and all of the sudden I start to burst with comical laughter. Other...
debaser28 1 Response 4 2 days ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
darthkoolaide 9 Responses 10 Nov 29
Well same here- I laugh at your bumps and bruses you will get when an accident happens . I make sure your not hurt and help out after- kind of like the original Americas funnies videos( bob sagget) . Listen there's a limit - getting seriously hurt - I will warn you and try to...
newkid79 0 6 days ago
So Don't Be Offended. - Growing up I was surrounded by a large family that had a wicked sense of humor. I was often the subject of their jokes and stories, but I learned how to deal with it, as they were only jokes. It also helped me though. I learned in life you have to have...
mikanippon 17 Responses 9 Mar 30, 2011
Sleep...Please - Me : I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.. TV : Lol but good shows are on. iPad : Sleep? Is that a new application? Sleeping position : lol I'm not gonna be comfortable! Mind : what's the meaning of life though? Temperature : lol it's too hot and too cold...
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 11 Oct 31
Did you hear the one about the peanut in Central Park.... It was assalted ;)
septin1100 5 Responses 10 Dec 9
I Just Found Out I'm Not A Lesbian - An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' ...
Littlemisssomebody 70 Responses 73 Feb 28, 2010
Divorce Hearing. - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what...
Waywardmoon 1 Response 13 Nov 20
Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee... - - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You...
SilentBluemoon 7 Responses 16 May 5
What was Helen Keller's favorite color? A) Velcro B) Corduroy C) Steel Wool D) Hot E) Black
SpicyTaco87 1 Response 1 6 days ago
Haha. Let me just say...a lot of toilet humour and sex. And sarcasm, of course. I love it. And I love my friends for being on the same level and for being open minded. Free people.
paradisejourney 1 Response 2 5 days ago
I Was In A Pub The Other Night..... - I was in a pub the other night. I had had more than a few drinks. I noticed two rather portly women standing by the bar. They both had very strong accents. So I asked " Are you ladies from Scotland?" One snapped back " Wales, you a...hole...
Dave002 14 Responses 12 Apr 30, 2012
I was bored, and thought it would be funny to talk to myself on the Internet: If you ever want to talk, post here! Seriously, Mary? I knew you were crazy, but talking to yourself on the Internet... If you have a problem with it, don't post! It's not like I have any choice...
Transparency 1 Response 3 2 days ago
I laugh at random times about nothing because I believe that if you have a reason to laugh that reason can be taken from you. Also I love to laugh and have several different laughs. My whole entire family has a dry corny humor.
1Gurl 1 Response 7 14 hours ago
Though I'm not Danish, nor a girl... I would like to know where all the Danish girls are in New Jersey. This is something that has concerned me for the past 2 minutes, since the question was posted. Though I have never considered it a problem before, and have never even given it...
rafael1983 1 Response 2 1 day ago
Thanks - I would like to thank my arms for always being by side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers.. Because I can always count on them.
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 10 Oct 27
A couple of years ago my best friend broke his right arm, so he was in a cast. His sisters and I took him out to eat. We went to a traditional Vietnamese restaurant. No silverware, just chopsticks.
000Midnight 2 Responses 1 5 days ago
What's the worst part of eating vegetables? Getting them back into the wheelchair when your done.
darthkoolaide 4 Responses 4 1 day ago
Okay so I don't know if this is just a weird sense of humor or my own stupidity so I assure you that either way it WILL be funny ^_^ And at my own suspense what more can you wish for =D Brain: I dont know, how about you in pain? MeL Shut up brain no one likes you! Brain: I AM you...
DaSquirrellyMouse4U 2 Responses 3 6 days ago
I hate when people judge other just because their gay/bi/or les (does it really matter)
ShawtyWassup12 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
I find most things funny even life itself sometimes so that's why I'm weird
Boopybeccaboop 1 Response 4 16 hours ago
I actually don't find it amusing when other people get hurt. But everything else I pretty much laugh at. I've actually had people ask me why I laugh so much. My sense of humor pretty much consists of every subject which I think is sometimes a bit weird. I think the funniest thing...
Kierstypants7 2 Responses 0 5 days ago
:/ - do I have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
jessvaughn24 10 Responses 15 Oct 6
Drunken Night - That night...I was so drunk...I was using my phone flashlight to find my phone =_=' Gave up drinking since that night.
FinnyFunny 7 Responses 9 Oct 11
Women - If women ruled the world, there would be no war. Just a bunch of country not talking to each other. xD
FinnyFunny 4 Responses 9 Oct 2
I laugh at stupid **** my husband says. For example, 'Ryan Seacrest In the morning' is a radio station in our town, and he called him Ryan cresest. I just lost it . When we were going to get money from the ATM, he said why don't we get money from the GPS. His friend asked what...
Kierstypants7 2 Responses 6 1 day ago
The 12 Stages Of Drunkenness - 0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in...
thatguy1970 14 Responses 18 Feb 9, 2012
Using bar soap with peppermint during my morning shower kind of gives a whole new meaning to the concept of "candy cane".
iRant 4 Responses 2 1 day ago
Maybe if Paul Walker wasn't so fast and furious...
thorness72 4 Responses 5 3 days ago
How To Kill An Ant? - Question:How to kill an ant? *Asked in an exam for 10 marks* Student: Mix chill powder with sugar. & Keep it outside the ant's hole..!! After eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant into it!! Now soaked ant will go to dry itself...
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Oct 11, 2012
I always laugh to my self and pull silly faces to myself in the mirror aha
CourtzLoii 1 Response 0 2 days ago
Hahahahhaah - HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Lol im sooooo bored hahahahaahhaha
Ashey16 6 Responses 26 Feb 27
I Think Fairly Odd Parents Is the Greatest Cartoon Ever - Most people dont find my antics very funny but i tend to have a dry sense of humor ...Kind of sarcastic .. i suppose maybe its a good thing maybe its a bad thing i dont know yet
starstruck2xtrme 16 Responses 13 Mar 25, 2007
I find most types of humour, except for things that are in really bad taste and just plain offensive. I absolutely love puns, no matter how lame. I don't understand how anyone couldn't. Also, I love the kind of cheesy jokes and routines that just make other people groan. I like a...
Flis 2 Responses 2 9 hours ago
I find everything funny even funerals and tragic accidents
Jeisac 3 Responses 2 3 days ago
Schnauzer - A friend of mine asked me to take care about her dog, while she was in the hospital. After couple of days being at me I found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so I took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s...
juliana9 6 Responses 13 Nov 24
I love to be myself even if no one likes me
ShawtyWassup12 1 Response 1 6 days ago
Is This Joke Funny Or Is It Just Me? - A young man began his career as a magician on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.” This...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 23 Jan 2, 2012
I joke about stuff that probably shouldn't be joked about. But oh well.
89blambert 3 Responses 4 2 days ago
I laugh at other peoples pain, if that's weird. If a friend trips and doesn't recover, I laugh my arse off and then help them. Just laughing at pain makes me feel better.
GaymerBoy 4 Responses 0 6 days ago
Smart Phone Spelling Autocorrections - Where smart phones autocorrect messages and hilarity ensues (From the site Damn You Auto Correct)
plungesponge 16 Responses 9 May 15, 2011
It'S Just What I Do - I laugh at everything even things that are not funny. It's just one of my coping mechanisms i think.
thus2 3 Responses 10 Oct 8
That's How Things Are Done Around Here - Ever asked yourself why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there?A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top. Every time a monkey went up the ladder...
juliana9 17 Responses 24 Jun 15, 2012
This guy rolled up on me and was like "You a *****!" I said, "You a *****!!" He said, "Then do something punk!!" So then I POW!!! Punched him right out of his wheelchair... I said he rolled up on me. :)
Gibbs84 3 Responses 8 3 days ago
Attention! - I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I have gathered you all here today" xD
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Sep 20