How To Be A Outstanding Citizen;;-0 - 1. Cheat on your taxes. 2. Never tell the truth about yourself. 3. Always fudge on your birth certificate. 4. Scam the public;-) 5.Don't help anyone. 6. Blast your music to **** the landlord off so he would break the lease. 7...
BettyBoop30 1 Response 2 a week ago
A Collection Of Shameful One Liners - Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife...
Dave002 32 Responses 15 Sep 12, 2011
Why do I think its fun when i infect the whole world with a parasite?
IdoLoveMusic 1 Response 1 5 days ago
I think it's fun to die in a burning lift
Sweetstrawberrypandagirl 1 Response 2 4 days ago
Weird Dating Sites... - Having just seen the spam story about Ageromance.com on this group, which, by the way...sounds like an AMAZING dating site and experience...I started to wonder all of the weirdest dating sites, I have found a few: -Dating websites for lookalikes...
LilGangsta24 15 Responses 10 Mar 25
I find almost everything funny....for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Literally all you have to do is say hi and I'll laugh. I think I may have a problem aha 😂
ajp17 4 Responses 5 1 day ago
Some People Get It. Others Don't - I think our sense of humour is a very big part of who we are. And there are some jokes that you can only ever share with a few people. When you meet someone with the same sense of humour you invariably hit it off. My...
CrystalCat 33 Responses 13 Mar 23, 2007
Hahahahhaah - HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA Lol im sooooo bored hahahahaahhaha
Ashey16 6 Responses 26 Feb 27
People Think I'm Crazy - I swear I laugh at just about everything. My twin sister and I have the weirdest sense of humor. We will find humor in any situation.
BellaBeast 1 2 days ago
I sometimes feel like an alien living in a different planet. Where's my own kind?? I need companion!!
FlipM 1 Response 1 1 day ago
Once, It Almost Got Me Fired - When putting myself through school, years ago, I supported myself by working various retail jobs. I quite enjoyed retail...liked working with people, helping people find what they were looking for. Christmas, however, was not the most...
Whym 66 Responses 65 Jun 10, 2010
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? No???? And that's why you can't party at my house no more!!!!!
darthkoolaide 5 Responses 5 4 days ago
I'm an adult woman who still laughs at and makes fart jokes. Ugh.
ASmallVictory 8 Responses 2 3 days ago
I am a really serious problem with this humour
Johnnystha 0 3 days ago
What did the leper say to the hooker? "Keep the tip."
darthkoolaide 5 Responses 9 a week ago
Women - If women ruled the world, there would be no war. Just a bunch of country not talking to each other. xD
FinnyFunny 4 Responses 9 Oct 2
Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee... - - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You...
SilentBluemoon 6 Responses 15 May 5
There are 2 rules to success... 1. Never real everything you know.
rafael1983 1 1 day ago
Smart Phone Spelling Autocorrections - Where smart phones autocorrect messages and hilarity ensues (From the site Damn You Auto Correct)
plungesponge 16 Responses 9 May 15, 2011
Not all of my friends like my sense of humor but my main friends do because we share the same sense of humor, we have very weird conversations that lead us to very unusual jokes that only we understand and its really fun for some reason
kenn3 3 Responses 6 3 days ago
When Insults Had Class -- Courtesy Of Stumble Upon (my Other Addiction) - “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –Clarence Darrow “He...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 21 Oct 13, 2011
:/ - do I have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
jessvaughn24 10 Responses 15 Oct 6
I laugh at people before I ask if they are alright. I laugh at people's mishaps and tell them "what? You would think it was funny if it wasn't happening to you" hehe...
nada16 2 Responses 1 4 days ago
Guy Needs A Push (joke) - A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows...
thatguy1970 45 Responses 28 Mar 28, 2012
I Just Found Out I'm Not A Lesbian - An old cowboy named Marty sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to Marty and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' ...
Littlemisssomebody 70 Responses 73 Feb 28, 2010
I just do,I don't know why.I have had it since I was merely a boy.I still laugh at "**** and fart jokes" lol.
Stilleto94 2 Responses 2 1 day ago
I'm that girl that dies laughing at her own jokes. I die laughing at almost every joke. If it is the teeniest bit of funny. I'm rolling on the floor. Seriously, I think I'm about to die. My throat hurts. My stomach hurts. But I just can't stop. It's weird. So I guess you...
kh46 4 Responses 7 4 days ago
I laugh at things that other people might not find funny. And I like to laugh until I don't find it funny which never happens lol!!😁
reesybear 2 Responses 6 6 days ago
Sex. That's the only word that can describe my humor ;)
elsarocks2 3 Responses 0 1 day ago
I find it hilarious watching people get annoyed at themselves or boring people being boring I find funny as. Also watching one of my housemates wash up is brilliant. Im usually blazed
thilb 1 Response 0 2 days ago
A Walk In Hades Can Change Your Reality - Living in hell can bring a person into a whole new perspective/reality/way of seeing that many do not have and may never ever have. More people are starting to explore the darker side through books, TV, movies, etc. Finding the balance...
diggersstory 12 Responses 8 Mar 21, 2007
How To Kill An Ant? - Question:How to kill an ant? *Asked in an exam for 10 marks* Student: Mix chill powder with sugar. & Keep it outside the ant's hole..!! After eating,ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant into it!! Now soaked ant will go to dry itself...
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Oct 11, 2012
I laugh at inappropriate things. But I truly find inappropriate things funny. It's who I am!
Smokesgirl2013 8 Responses 4 a week ago
I have this friend and half of what we say is random incoherent babble but we can understand each other. And we find it hilarious. Best joke in the world to us Two guys walk into a bar......but the third one is a duck
davable 1 14 hours ago
Sometimes I just laugh at nothing at all. People think I am nuts. I am an adult but sometimes I can be worse than a child!!
battle4074 6 Responses 5 6 days ago
I Was In A Pub The Other Night..... - I was in a pub the other night. I had had more than a few drinks. I noticed two rather portly women standing by the bar. They both had very strong accents. So I asked " Are you ladies from Scotland?" One snapped back " Wales, you a...hole...
Dave002 14 Responses 12 Apr 30, 2012
I have a REALLY weird sense of humor! I make things sad, funny. I make things weird, funny. I make things disturbing, FUNNY!!!
awesomegurl1 1 a week ago
So Don't Be Offended. - Growing up I was surrounded by a large family that had a wicked sense of humor. I was often the subject of their jokes and stories, but I learned how to deal with it, as they were only jokes. It also helped me though. I learned in life you have to have...
mikanippon 17 Responses 9 Mar 30, 2011
Attention! - I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I have gathered you all here today" xD
FinnyFunny 8 Responses 10 Sep 20
Schnauzer - A friend of mine asked me to take care about her dog, while she was in the hospital. After couple of days being at me I found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so I took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s...
juliana9 5 Responses 11 Nov 24
Divorce Hearing. - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what...
Waywardmoon 1 Response 13 Nov 20
I would honestly like to blame tumblr.
kaloe108 3 Responses 3 2 days ago
Sleep...Please - Me : I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.. TV : Lol but good shows are on. iPad : Sleep? Is that a new application? Sleeping position : lol I'm not gonna be comfortable! Mind : what's the meaning of life though? Temperature : lol it's too hot and too cold...
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 11 Oct 31
Omg I just found out why I'm obsessed with Kristen Stewart it never made any sense till now but it's because she looks like the girl I like omg OMG!! This is really bad
up97 2 Responses 2 4 days ago
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
darthkoolaide 9 Responses 10 5 days ago
I like to watch people trip.... Kinda mean but funny as hell tho xD
RichB6991 7 Responses 8 4 days ago
Two Mischievous Brothers (joke) - Found this on Stumbleupon... thought it was cute. Two Mischievous Brothers Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two...
thatguy1970 29 Responses 24 Nov 3, 2011
I Think Fairly Odd Parents Is the Greatest Cartoon Ever - Most people dont find my antics very funny but i tend to have a dry sense of humor ...Kind of sarcastic .. i suppose maybe its a good thing maybe its a bad thing i dont know yet
starstruck2xtrme 16 Responses 13 Mar 25, 2007
Drunken Night - That night...I was so drunk...I was using my phone flashlight to find my phone =_=' Gave up drinking since that night.
FinnyFunny 7 Responses 9 Oct 11
It'S Just What I Do - I laugh at everything even things that are not funny. It's just one of my coping mechanisms i think.
thus2 3 Responses 9 Oct 8
Thanks - I would like to thank my arms for always being by side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers.. Because I can always count on them.
FinnyFunny 3 Responses 10 Oct 27
The 12 Stages Of Drunkenness - 0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in...
thatguy1970 14 Responses 18 Feb 9, 2012
Biography I'm a one of a kind, never-ending-hit wonder. I work hard to please and butter the spirit of my fans. I see my inner and outer beauty through the faces and smiles of those who dare to watch. I strive to surpass the artists before me. However I will catch up. I have...
acechampion 0 6 days ago
That's How Things Are Done Around Here - Ever asked yourself why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there?A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top. Every time a monkey went up the ladder...
juliana9 17 Responses 24 Jun 15, 2012
My Friends Joke - It's better to give a **** than have a ****- Caroline
stormymusiclife 2 Responses 1 a week ago
Is This Joke Funny Or Is It Just Me? - A young man began his career as a magician on a cruise ship. Vital to his act was his pet parrot - the bird would always steal his act by giving away the trick, “the card is up his sleeve” or “he hid the dove in his pocket.” This...
thatguy1970 23 Responses 23 Jan 2, 2012
I'm the kind of person who is in general pretty weird, as so this is just a given lol! One example of this is that just today I brought up randomly wanting a penguin because of a cute vine video! Maybe I just have ADD idk
AurelHoxhaALB 4 2 days ago
I like playing around with people. If i see and attractive person, i will immediately start talking to them. Sometimes i get shy and intimidated but not all the time. And then when i get the chance, i wink at people. If im lukcy, they wink back. Even with my guy friends and my...
alitiaa 1 Response 1 3 days ago
Weird Sense Of Humor - Me and my friend laugh at things which make no sense at all.
potterhead2082001 1 Nov 4
Hue HUE - Thing about me is i am mostly a gamer and i find certain jokes funny especially things i can make a pun about. The problem ofc my kind of humor pertains to me usually laughing in a different accent or weird voice other than my actual laugh which probly tops me off as...
Leinhart 4 Nov 26