I Have A Werid Sense Of Humor

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    The Firing Range

    Get out the Firing range And paint a target on my forehead. Ready Aim Fire. Don’t worry, I’ve been killed before. You just weren’t the one who pulled the trigger last time. BANG. Lights are out, No time for...
    MPDGirl MPDGirl
    36-40, F
    Mar 28, 2013

    I Think Nose Hair Is Funny

    it so straight and it so fukin funny
    Crossdresserconspicy Crossdresserconspicy
    18-21, M
    Feb 22, 2013

    Nervous man walks up to bank Pulls sky mask

    down covering face Slams into bank and yells " allright you mother stickers... This is a fuckup!!"
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    Jan 2, 2015

    So my 9 year old cousin called me the *cough* n

    word.. So after all the death threats I gave him, his sister who's 6 said "Make him swallow a dictionary" I asked her why "Its a metaphor" xD
    AmIKawaiiYetSenpai AmIKawaiiYetSenpai
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2014

    Would anyone do this?

    Hey im sure you get this all the time but would you like to come over my share house for some 2 minute noodles( Chicken of course). Then we can watch transformers and when optimus prime has got us sufficiently aroused we can have robot sex n shout 'autobots transform' when we...
    kbdood kbdood
    26-30, M
    May 1, 2014

    So I guess all the creepy creepy pervs come out

    at night huh !? I read some of last nights posts n well yea :) lol
    nancyvette nancyvette
    31-35, F
    Jul 16, 2014

    I like the smell of fresh cut grass i guess iam

    no weriered than the rest here
    nicholas1974 nicholas1974
    36-40, M
    Oct 13, 2014
    nicholas1974 nicholas1974
    36-40, M
    1 Response Oct 2, 2014

    I think I'm funny. People say I'm a weirdo

    but screw them! I think I'm hilarious!
    phoenixxs phoenixxs
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2014

    Lady gets an obscene phone call Guy is

    whispering how he would like a little p***y Lady laughs and says .. " lord I would too ... Mine's big as a washtub " Guy hangs up
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    Feb 14, 2015

    I'm hungry I want well idk what I want im

    bored but idk what I want to do  i like people who are not boring and who can make me laugh cuz heck if i can make my self laugh i must have an amazing perspnality
    Haybaylove Haybaylove
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 8, 2014

    The man insisted the doctor castrate him When

    the operation was over he remembered the word was circumcision :/
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    Jan 18, 2015
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