Hey im sure you get this all the time but would you like to come over my share house for some 2 minute noodles( Chicken of course). Then we can watch transformers and when optimus prime has got us sufficiently aroused we can have robot sex n shout 'autobots transform' when we...
Get out the Firing range
And paint a target on my forehead.
Don’t worry, I’ve been killed before.
You just weren’t the one who
Lights are out,
No time for...