This is how a normal conversation with my friends and I go, in real life:
Me: omg, did you see zpb and his zp?
Bff #1: omg, ihy! ilhsm, where is he?
Bff#2: UGH STFU HE'S SO GROSS.
Me: gtfo, no one asked you!
Bff #1: and he's gorgeous, tyvm.
...it really goes that way...