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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    I just got another text from him !! Why is this still happening? It's been years but still!? And he tries to add me on any social networking site I go on, even ones where I know...
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    I'm so angry with you. I keep looking on your last fm music feed and keep thinking about you. Looking up the lyrics of the songs you're listening to. wondering if they mean you...
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    That moment when you have difficulty finding your glasses... because you're not wearing your glasses. Too-blurry-need-assistance-please.
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