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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    I guess I am lucky and it could be worse. Technically, I am awaiting the official report back from the biopsy but my last round of blood work was positive for autoimmune. My liver...
    Dawn0421 Dawn0421 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    I was hoping to hear some positive feedback from those of you being treated with Imuran (azathioprine) I have been on prednisone for year which had kept my LFTs within range until...
    CShirk CShirk 41-45 2 Responses Apr 3

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    It was strange; I hadn't felt sick. No nausea, no pain. I simply became jaundiced. When this happened, my mom rushed me to the hospital, SHARP Grossmont hospital. I wasn't...
    CuriouslyCoolCat CuriouslyCoolCat 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Don't know if it just happens to me .. But because I look ok everyone thinks nothing is wrong with me.. Autoimmune diseases you can't see them ... And having to explain to people...
    Louisek81 Louisek81 31-35, F Apr 1

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    I was diagnosed two years ago and in the past two years I have been seen by over 25 doctors. From hematology to neurology to my good old GI I go to almost every specialty you can...
    madisonreis madisonreis 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 19

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    I suspect that I might have APD. I have been dealing with rashes and allergies for years that have been misdiagnosed. I've even been told that I have to be tested for ALL food...
    HelpMeInSC HelpMeInSC 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    To my apprentices, probably something along the lines of :"what I could do, I did do. What I couldn't, I tried. I'm proud to call each of you my dear students. Go now and continue...
    yourguardingangel yourguardingangel 18-21, M Apr 7

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    My last words would consist of telling that I would not be alone that their is many souls waiting to meet me and a vast plane of existence after life in death i would get to...
    apolloburnstar apolloburnstar 18-21, M Mar 26

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    I really don't want to die in front of anyone but I'd probably tell everyone that I loved them and I'd make sure they understand my last wishes.
    cmitchellichs cmitchellichs 18-21, M Mar 27

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    Don't waste your preashice tears on me im not worth it please move o and forget about me im ready to escape all of my pain and confusion i love you mom and lance, ill miss the old...
    RavenHearts RavenHearts 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 5

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    "Sorry about the mess." Is what I'll say if I commit suicide. As for my last words in any other circumstance, we'll see what they are when the time comes.
    TheSchemingPuppeteer TheSchemingPuppeteer 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Et tu Brute? Might be my last words :(
    Glexs Glexs 16-17, M Apr 5

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    That's the thing. I don't think there will be any. I'll probably just smile. There might be a note or two for my loved ones but I'd just smile. Anyone who knows me will know what I...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    "One day when you are in a hospital bed with 3 gunshot wounds in your chest from a cop.. You will understand... " - me X_X
    laliland laliland 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    don't miss me don't cry be strong and live your life and be happy have lots of kids but not to many and i love you.....
    LunaDarkAngel LunaDarkAngel 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I would tell my family I love them and that they should celebrate my life. I have lived a life I did not deserve and they added to the adventure I call my life.
    Ropes4u Ropes4u 46-50, M Mar 26

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    If you had only taken the time to get to know me then you would have known I was someone really cool to be around.
    inthedark2012 inthedark2012 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Funny i do the same sometimes when i can't squeeze the last drop out i get scissor and cut the tube just to get whats left in it. lol
    NymNin NymNin 18-21, F Mar 22

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    Imagine a curvy girl , not fat , not chubby , just curvy but she hate that and try to be skinny like those models and all her effort to change is useless so she try to forget about...
    xthedreamerx xthedreamerx 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    When people do not know something they like to fill the gaps. It gets to the point where you no longer know what to believe because different people that are saying different...
    thespectacularnow thespectacularnow 22-25, M Mar 24

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    Devastated Dad: my 16 year old daughter has just been diagnosed with AIH. I am completely shattered on the inside while trying to appear strong for her on the outside. Are there...
    Mylittlegirl22 Mylittlegirl22 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 5

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    Hold my beer and watch this...
    youcthrume youcthrume 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 21

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    I hid a billion dollars behind the...*dies*
    JoL24 JoL24 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    Son... Son come closer...closer....son. I. Never really liked you that much. *dies*
    innocentgreed innocentgreed 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    I know what the foxs says
    rynamight rynamight 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    It was colonel mustard in the library with the rope..........
    Holycrapitsme Holycrapitsme 36-40, M Mar 24

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    Wow! This grenade didn't...
    Venturawhite Venturawhite 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Good bye and Please forgive me my angel....live happy.
    popuptarget popuptarget 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 26

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    It was a good life<3 or Thank you to all who were involved on this incredible journey:)
    Alliforevers Alliforevers 16-17, F Mar 26

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    I love you mom. I love you (husbands name). And the passwords to all my accounts are in (insert place). God forgive me for my sins and see everyone soon.
    Angelique16 Angelique16 16-17, F Mar 26

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    I love you mom, but I need you to know that I left a give million dollar raffle ticket in the-
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 26

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    (Talking to myself) It was a nice life you had.
    bLEu22 bLEu22 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    I would be one word, and one word only: "Finally."
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 31

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    Im sad, but excited to see you grampy ;)
    emilygracie emilygracie 13-15, F Apr 5

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    "**** the Jews" I say as I die
    kvi01 kvi01 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 5

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    Hey Bubba, watch me do this!
    Blackopaquetights1952 Blackopaquetights1952 61-65, M Apr 5

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    I was a queen manipulator and it was all a lie
    angiede angiede 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    Goodbye, it's supposed to be this way and don't forget I want to donate my organs. Give them everything!
    GrumpyGrouchy GrumpyGrouchy 22-25, F Apr 5

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    God forgive them, for they know not what they do...
    Unit97 Unit97 46-50, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    Knowing my luck they would probably be... "What bus???"
    SaigeP SaigeP 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    I'm leaving this world dream come true! I'm sure it will chance since I'm young.
    MrIndeedNL MrIndeedNL 13-15, M Apr 7

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    God please protect my family and watch over them.
    REALWORDS823 REALWORDS823 16-17, F Apr 7

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    I'd probably start a sentence and then not finish on purpose. like, 'I left a 100.000$ in the...behind the...don't forget...before it's too late..' so that I can still freak out my...
    aftersomeday aftersomeday 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    Probably we'll the world has one less idiot in it lol
    Poppytaco Poppytaco 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    What would happen if there was a powerful god, who only advocated for dudes!
    youguyssuck69 youguyssuck69 18-21, M 3 days ago

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