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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Santa's last words: HO HO HO *******!!! Lol
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    "I better have a chocolate fountain at my funeral, or else I might be attending yours" lol
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    I know where I shall go, I will meet my God, the One who understand me most, who created me. believe in the Lord, u will have everlasting life.
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    Don't waste your time comparing yourself to others. It will only lower your confidence and bring you down. There's no one out there just like you. Who has grown up with your...
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    I have often criticised classic rock stations for only playing obvious "greatest hits" songs and never straying from that predictable path.Still,sometimes you come across something...
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    Here's an interesting 3 course meal for your brain: If time travel were to become possible in the future, why have we seen no sign of people traveling back to our current time and...
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    It's a hard diagnosis to swallow or accept, my enzymes were normal throughout my second pregnancy until after I developed preeclampsia after delivery and 6 weeks into drug therapy...
    andreab77 andreab77 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    Update - liver AST and ALT levels up to 1061 and 769... I wanted to get into to see a specialist in Miami but first appointment is June 2, 2015. I also wanted a fibroscan to...
    Ursula55 Ursula55 56-60, F 3 days ago

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    'I am about to- or I am going to- die, either expression is correct' Alternatively: 'Don't let it end like this! Tell them I said something!'
    kaleidoscopic21 kaleidoscopic21 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 10

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    "music makes you lose control" then play the actual song
    faithfulperson19 faithfulperson19 18-21, M Jan 11

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    "Hey, dude, hold my beer and check this out"
    Sophilu Sophilu 18-21, F Jan 11

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    Look out below, I'm coming for you...
    blurdey blurdey 13-15 Jan 11

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    On this day I go to Valhalla.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Jan 11

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    I'm gonna join the black parade now...bye.
    mcrxforever mcrxforever 13-15, F Jan 11

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    now I may rest and enjoy my slumber till the world needs me again
    mundinger1992 mundinger1992 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 11

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    Well this world is about to become a better place
    Alfalfaloof Alfalfaloof 13-15, M Jan 11

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    Following will be on my tombstone in the future... -sometimes you just gotta Oreo -feed my drinosis for me -I'm watching you -I like tea -thanks for stepping on my buried body to...
    hallow1331 hallow1331 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    I am a temple of Ra. then I would fold my hands across my chest and let go.
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 11

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    This room is far too loud. That color needs to go, or I do.
    Michaeladam88 Michaeladam88 26-30, M Jan 12

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    My fortune is hidden in....
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    "Delete Browser History..." - Vickepicke
    vickepicke vickepicke 16-17, M Jan 12

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    "Hey man, watch this!" ______________________
    ArrowPewPew ArrowPewPew 18-21 6 Responses Jan 12

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    Ok God, i'll tell them. See you soon my friends...
    Cenefo Cenefo 22-25 2 Responses Jan 12

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    Hopefully, I love you. But if in a situation like a car wreck or something it would probably be Jesus because thats what I would scream
    princessjess32 princessjess32 31-35, F Jan 12

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    I am now truly one with the universe
    RaigaKurosuki RaigaKurosuki 16-17, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Finally the end of all this.
    nothingandno1 nothingandno1 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    finally got what I deserve ; (
    Anastas17 Anastas17 18-21, T 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    if there is one thing I've learned in my life, it is that life is the greatest mystery, and anybody who is not seeking the meaning behind it has no actual interest in knowing...
    SprinklesINF SprinklesINF 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    Mine will probably be like : Hey y'all :) Watch this :)
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Id just say goodbye I guess. There's not much else to say and everyone needs to say goodbye before leaving.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Finally I shall know the truth
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    "If Today Was Your Last Day" ~ NICKELBACK My best friend gave me the best advice He said each day's a gift and not a given right Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind...
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    nonexistencexxx nonexistencexxx 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    Even when I thought that no one could ever save me, this friend of mine did save me. If you're feeling at the edge of your life and making your last effort, give her a try, ask.fm...
    nonexistencexxx nonexistencexxx 22-25, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Do you want to purchase a home? Have you considered refinancing the home you already own? If you want to borrow money towards a house, you want a home loan. This process could be...
    Ethan3088hnz9 Ethan3088hnz9 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    Come and take a walk on the wild side Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain You like your girls insane Choose your last words, This is the last time Cause you and I We were born...
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 9

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