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I Have An Auto Response to Your Last Email

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    I was diagnosed March 2014 with hemolytic anemia. I have had two IVIG drips and four rounds of Rituxan along with three months of prednisone at 60 mg per day. This was a terrible...
    janie59 janie59 56-60, F Sep 20

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    Hee hee hee you better enjoy your life while you can.....because I will be there....in every dream you have twisting them into demented nightmares.....and enjoy watching them drive...
    Taranza Taranza 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    "Tell him I love him. With everything I have. And we're only apart for a while but no matter what I love him and let him know he was the last thing to cross my mind."
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    My last words would be " what the **** " because i never know whats going on
    ActuallyGrace ActuallyGrace 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    Selfiiieeee *camera click* #LastMinuteAlive
    Beatf3 Beatf3 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    I swear my last words will be "I did it it guys, I did it"
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    If I knew I was about to die, I'd want my family there and tell them I love you one last time.
    angkath80 angkath80 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    "I tried my best" would be my last words
    GreenDayIsBae GreenDayIsBae 13-15, M 3 Responses Sep 15

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    One of my favorite last words are for one of the greatest military commander who ever lived .. Khalid ibn alwaleed when he said on his death bed regretting the way he is dying...
    Hza90 Hza90 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 18

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    The last word you'll hear from my mouth is burn
    ThaDoggfather ThaDoggfather 13-15, M 3 Responses Sep 21

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    "Sprinkle my ashes into your spaghetti"
    sabrinabuurke sabrinabuurke 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 15

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    Your standing on my oxygen tube...........
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 16

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    Now remember children, you should never juggle these kinds of things yourselves. I'm a trained professio-!
    Gauntlets28 Gauntlets28 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    "I have the money hidden in the..." xD JK. I'd probably just say... "Don't grieve over the loss of me, just celebrate that I'll be in a better place. Love you."
    BallinBae BallinBae 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    I have something of vast importance to tell you.... I figured it out! The meaning of life is.... Ghhgastghhhurglurglelurgle
    AsteriasAura AsteriasAura 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    It's not horrible fear. But it still chills me to the bone when I walk into a clothing store and there are mannequins or similar things. Even if I look away, or avoid them, I still...
    MisterCrowley MisterCrowley 22-25, M Sep 18

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    Just got my first positive aih blood test yesterday. Age 40 female.
    nrskris10 nrskris10 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    "I told you, no matter what you do, I will always love you. See you two soon."
    Beatenrodent Beatenrodent 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 14

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    "Jesus, I can explain everything!"
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    "If TJ Lane broke out of jail on 9/11 you ******* ******* can break out the friendzone."
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    "Bye hope I never see u again....." Ha :P
    90slove 90slove 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    I've done this a thousand times
    Pagemaster89 Pagemaster89 22-25, M Sep 15

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    Wait, I think I left the stove on.....
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    I'll die before I surrender.
    Thisgeezer Thisgeezer 31-35, M 2 Responses Sep 15

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    "You're Not Allowed To My Funeral"
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    Give me a cellphone... in case i woke up
    pinkspell pinkspell 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    "-Yo, hold my beer" xSundip, 1995 - 2014
    xSundip xSundip 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    "You coming with me *****" *dramatically grab there arm and hold as tight as possible*
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 15

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    "Huh... Well... That light WAS red..."
    scrtasnman13 scrtasnman13 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 15

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    I'm going home to my Heavenly Father.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F Sep 15

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    Fvck her right in the pvssy
    AlaskanBeautyQueen AlaskanBeautyQueen 18-21, F Sep 15

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    " Don't be sad. I'll be seeing you, you, you, you, not you, and ESPECIALLY you, in hell. Peace out, *************.
    seabassep seabassep 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 15

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    Take care of my yaoi stash for me...
    DysfunctionalPiano DysfunctionalPiano 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    " I love you all, and if I ever said I hated u I did not, dont think of the times we fought think of the times we laughed, I love u (lol I bet I would be crying now) all of you...
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 15

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    I love you all, also please BUY A OUIJA BOARD
    ZeroDigits ZeroDigits 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 16

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    "I think I will see you soon". :p
    sillygirl1314 sillygirl1314 22-25, F 7 Responses Sep 16

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    My time has come. I guess i will see you soon ;)
    iTzzMike iTzzMike 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 16

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