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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    My symptoms started when I was 16. I began to experience widespread joint, muscle pain, and headaches. I was seen by multiple doctors who said that I was perfectly fine and just...
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    This is the last time I eat at that restaurant.
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    The money is in the... *takes deep breath* *exhales slowly* *dies* :|
    emotionalyana emotionalyana 13-15, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Don't kick the chair away don't kick the ch-------
    ligatureself ligatureself 46-50, M 1 hr ago

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    "Thank you for this life, I'm ready to go home."
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    "There's a special place in Hell for me. It's called the throne."
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    (This is assuming I do amazing things in the future) "I've done great things and I know whatever comes next this badass will be ready for it... Btw I left the secret to the...
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    I'm gunna haunt the **** out of you!
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    Well, its been real ******* 💁
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    "Wait, before I die, I need to tell you where my hidden fortune is...." Ehehehe man that would definitely be considered going out with a bang ;P
    CrownedWithLaurel CrownedWithLaurel 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    I lived a interesting life.
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    today is a good day to die
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    Quick! Shave my legs; None of that stuff was mine! Don't judge me... *ppooooooooot*
    BabyBurd BabyBurd 26-30, F Jul 15

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