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I Have An Auto Response to Your Last Email

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 7 People

    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Ever feel like your an imposter? Failing at everything, everyone, especially yourself. Like my kids deserve a better mother and completely understanding why your son chose to be...
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    This is a true story of what happened to Greg Zaffuto. I have just experienced much the same and do not want this to happen to you, so I am sharing the following. I apologize for...
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    Well no, actually I can be very stupid, and this auto correct is pure unadulterated evil, in that it will use that to cover it's own tracks and go unnoticed. This story henceforth...
    Deafning Deafning 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    who knows, which would be your last moment on this Earth, so always celebrate being alive to the fullest!
    Sariputta Sariputta 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I thought had a everyone had a vivid imagination until I met someone who didn't .Tell me are u able to imagine anything you want on spot with your eyes open. Example: I want you to...
    martinez1993 martinez1993 22-25, M 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I left a thousand bucks in the... *dies*
    kkatiestyles123 kkatiestyles123 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Fred delete my internet history
    EvaMarie1406 EvaMarie1406 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    Remember where you came from and remember where you need to be
    7Actskind 7Actskind 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    Well It's About ******* Time!!!
    ChaoticEnigma ChaoticEnigma 36-40, M 4 days ago

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    Mine will probably be something like, "Watch this......."
    LuvinKitty LuvinKitty 51-55, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    thank you lord for my life I am coming home.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm going to steal Winston Churchill's-"quite frankly I've been bored of you all now for some time."
    sambular1313 sambular1313 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    And I think that this doesn't have to be the case. I think that someone can intentionally or unintentionally show you what they love about you. They can give you an uppiffony and...
    darkspiritwolf darkspiritwolf 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Tell my first love that I still love you and always will, no matter how far your away from me, no matter who your dating, I will always love you.
    Sofia20122013 Sofia20122013 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just wanted a doughnut in my mouth
    cupcakedips cupcakedips 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    tell my gf I love her, and I'll always be by her side
    Legend1boyy Legend1boyy 18-21 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I won't be doing that again.
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    I pretty sure that my last would determine somehow how my life was, and the most beautiful words that i can find can always be I love you....
    juniorluxime juniorluxime 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    There isn't anyone who knows my true hopes and dreams or the way my heart aches or the times I've walked days as a ghost. Pain is a torrential threat bearing down on me like a...
    InspireMeZilly InspireMeZilly 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Same as everyone else ........errrghhhrhrhhr ........
    wouldiknow wouldiknow 31-35, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    "Hey hold my glass of wine for me.."
    WittyTwit WittyTwit 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I should've ate more chocolate. ??
    WittyTwit WittyTwit 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    if you never cried for me or with me when i lived dont pull out the fake tears now, this aint about you
    FlirtyFunRz FlirtyFunRz 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    this is from a close friend of myself n my man's who is a true brother to us... "I told you I was sick" sick-ill sick minded, sick of ****, full of **** hahaha endless meanings...
    FlirtyFunRz FlirtyFunRz 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I apologies for being who I am, with my flaws and my moody ways, with my past and my scars. I am sorry to not always be good enough and forgetting to ask how you are. I am sorry to...
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    EP users don't seem to know the difference between texting and emailing. Texting is a back and forth banter. It can even be one word. Usually a banter requires both people or more...
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    If you do what you have always done, you will get the same results you have been getting. If you want to stunt your growth and feel stuck in the same place forever, keep making...
    Grace2U Grace2U 66-70, F 6 days ago

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    I WON'T make time for BULLSHIT PEOPLE
    CODECRACKER2014 CODECRACKER2014 41-45, M Jan 31

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    You would think that working for/with a family member, it would better your life, but experience has thought me it's the contrary. It's always a competition, and the one that's in...
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