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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    What would do if was your last? Off course spend time with family but I want to know what u would really do?
    tasea tasea 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    .... but I am doing alright!! I was diagnosed with autoimmune hepatitis at 2 and a half years old. I am now 24. For 18 years I was on Predisone and for the past six years, I have...
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    I was 14 wen I was diagnosed I am now 27 I also have ulcers colitis, life gives you chula fed you just have to know how to deal with them and have the support needed.
    ed510 ed510 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I am 27 years old I was diagnosed when I was 14, I have never been drunk in my life lol how sad, I also have ulcers colitis. I am on on the liver transplant list as well. I live in...
    ed510 ed510 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    I have something of vast importance to tell you.... I figured it out! The meaning of life is.... Ghhgastghhhurglurglelurgle
    AsteriasAura AsteriasAura 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 23

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    This is the job that all home owners dread; these people either have never done any decorating or have some idea of decorating but not a great deal. So this is a huge job for the...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M a week ago

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    Just got my first positive aih blood test yesterday. Age 40 female.
    nrskris10 nrskris10 36-40, F Sep 26

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    The treasure is buried in the...
    pdogshotu pdogshotu 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 22

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    The code to the safe Is... *dies*
    ShawnL15 ShawnL15 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Likely one word: "Finally"
    NightAbyss NightAbyss 18-21, F Oct 2

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    Mine would probably be "Wait,what?" *dies*
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    Mine might be something like "See you when I wake up" Or "It's finally time for my rest, looks like it was sooner then I thought haha *smiles*"
    MidNightSightX MidNightSightX 16-17, M Oct 8

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    It's safe, trust me! I've done it a thousand times!
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 12

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    "Don't worry, you're next"
    CanYouHearTheSilence CanYouHearTheSilence 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    "If you think that was cool, WATCH THIS!"
    Jessicaliners Jessicaliners 18-21, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    No you ******* dumbass watch this is how you do it
    mrloweco mrloweco 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The Psyche Connection By: Deanna Jaxine Stinson, Paranormal Researcher Halo Paranormal Investigations - HPI International https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/HPIinternational...
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    I wanna be last yeah baby let me be let me your last first kiss. I wanna be first yeah wanna be the first to take it all the way like this. I wanna be last yeah baby let me be your...
    EMAbiggestfans1D EMAbiggestfans1D 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    You know who I am talking to and I have unblocked you for a time because unlike the friends you are deceiving, I will spare you from being the last to know what is going on. After...
    Joseph84 Joseph84 31-35, M 21 Responses Sep 28

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    it's been 13 days since my last text to you and 20 days since your last painful text to me to be exact...i thought i can't do it, not contacting you but i hardly survive...i'm...
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    It started in June, well in reality it started before that. My husband and I had to put our first dog down, one that was very very much mine. He was sick and it was for the best...
    bellfalls bellfalls 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 28

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    I cant deny magic happening every day. Last Saturday I was sitting on the tarrace in the October afternoon sun. Was writing words like these: I am ready to say i have become...
    redribbonbook redribbonbook 46-50 Oct 14

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    When you from a place where if you get asked the question, " Where you from?". You better know the answer or that's your last day.
    RafaReu RafaReu 22-25, M Oct 2

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    The Villas Axarquia are available during the beachfront town of Nerja in southern Spain. In this article attendees will have the privilege of getting well within at ease walking...
    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 25

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    ok so in my fat fantasy it is based in the future, where obesity is accepted by everyone and there is medicine and stuff to make sure you dont die or have diseases and stuff like...
    cookie2468888 cookie2468888 18-21 1 Response Sep 29

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    Growing up I never understood bipolar and still don't. If you are reading this and you want answers I can not give them, but if your story is the same as mine. Please leave the...
    pedgy1 pedgy1 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    For the time I've been here, I've met some really awesome people on here. Although it's not far from the rule, I've found that for those that I've seen (as in a photo), I've been...
    privatelyanonymous privatelyanonymous 36-40, M 5 Responses Sep 22

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourhungariannamequiz/ Your Hungarian Name Is: Abigél Liza If you have butter on your head, don't go out into the sun.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 22

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    What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you're the most powerful one so you have control over your body. And the voices you hear in your head are the weaker...
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    My sister has recently started to have severe vomiting that last up to 3-4 days, for two months. It correlates with her period. This time it was so bad she had to go to the ER...
    MissNinaBee MissNinaBee 31-35, F Sep 26

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    I haven't - I was last tested around 2 months before I got married. I knew I didn't have anything, to be worried about - but because I were considering sexual relations with my...
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    Hey guys!! So this is kinda a serious topic since it's breast cancer awareness month, my leadership team has project called Letters to Cancer. We are making a website on it and we...
    xsimplysara xsimplysara 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 12

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    It's horrible how the littlest things can remind you. A hairbrush that was within your sight, duct tape he used, the Lynx he wore, someone wearing the same tshirt he once shoved in...
    betruetoyourself14 betruetoyourself14 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Wendy: Can you validate my parking stub? Laura: You what? Wendy: Well the valet guy said you'd validate it. Laura: The valet guy? We don't have a valet. This is a laundry ticket...
    dontcareforlabels dontcareforlabels 41-45, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    OH. MY. GOSH. Being fat is the best thing ever!!! (reason why is in another post). The #1 reason why I love fat so much is because it is so much fun to play with!! You can poke it...
    ilovefatforsomereason ilovefatforsomereason 22-25, M Sep 26

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    I don't think race should define a person at all in anyway unless it is medical forms I don't understand why you have to give your race
    mrloweco mrloweco 18-21, M 7 Responses Oct 10

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    It's decided! Well, I guess I have to succumb to my own created illusions. It feels more real anyway than to a svck-as$ corporeality (sometimes). I feel the need to grasp onto...
    bloodypumpkin bloodypumpkin 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I feel I need to start talking about this to atleast just feel a bit better. My BF and I have been together for approx 6 months now. At the start when we were simply seeing each...
    Bells83 Bells83 31-35, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    My mother has been passive aggressive my whole life yet I just realized it in my early 40's. My father died 3 years ago and that's when her PA really escalated. The first 6...
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    Now, this can go in 'I had a teacher make me cry' as well. But I wanted to have an experience in this section. Because I still think she was a bully herself. To treat someone so...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response Oct 14

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