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    Re: the Question In Your Last Email

    Yes I enjoy all forms of ______________. What really turns me on is when ___________ takes a _________ and uses it on my ______. One time I even __________ a __________ and went to ____________. You should have seen the look on ____ face! So things were getting _________ ...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Directions

    Dear _______, I left _______ and followed your ______ directions. After ______ for what seemed like ________ I noticed a ___________ . When you _________ the _________ directions did you __________ in your ________? ______ is ___________ of Boston! Just as your ____________ is...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Email Breakup Letter

    I can't believe ___________ after all ____________. You promised to ________ but now I ____________ you. And to think of all the times I ________________ your __________ you. Now I find out you ___________ with ____________! I am so _________ I need to __________ for a while. I...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Your Job Offer

    Dear __________, I took great _________ in reading your _______offer. The offer seems __________. Perhaps you are not aware of __________ . As my resume __________, I _______ the sales dept at ________. In addition I made ________ with ________ employees before _________ the...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T Aug 8, 2008

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    Too Much Information

    It was nice of you to tell me about your _________. It is ______ to here such _______ about people. When was the last time you ___________? A good _______ might be able to __________ you. I don't want to make judgments about your ____________ habits, but ________ to much can...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Re: Vacation

    Dear ___________ I am _______ about my _____ request. I believe _________ is the _____________. I have been with this ____________ for _________years. I know your are ____, but _____ always ___________ my request.   Please ___________ my __________ and put it ________...
    JustSillyStuff JustSillyStuff 46-50, T 1 Response Aug 8, 2008

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    Hi everyone! Any feedback on this would be great! My story is long so I apologize in advance!!! My husband and I are newly married however we have been together for 10 years now...
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    My last words to my family would be, "I hid the three million in the..." Haha
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F Jul 29

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    My last words for real would be "Mom I Love you"
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    Take me to the abyss. Why? Hey if you did good and didn't eat meat for your pleasure. You will be ok where you go!
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    mine would be: Im sorry Alyssa, i was never as strong as you... please dont forget me, and if you fall in love with another, im coming back to set you straight. To my family and...
    GhostieDSE GhostieDSE 18-21, M Jul 30

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    On my way to **** your *****
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    If you even dare, to tell me who, or what i am or know, i swear to whatever god there is that you don't even know the Half of it, I just had some dunce try to tell me i didn't know...
    JayJay911 JayJay911 13-15, M Jul 29

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    Girl... I ain't no cat... but... you gotta be kitten me... *dies from this very statement*
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    "It's better to burn out then fade away"
    disasterland disasterland 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    Please publish my book for me
    syntheticrhyme syntheticrhyme 46-50, F 3 hrs ago

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    For the good of all mankind
    TexasYankeesFan TexasYankeesFan 13-15, M 3 hrs ago

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    Welp... At least there was bacon...
    JadedMoonbeam JadedMoonbeam 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 24

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    Love always It said it had to be 25 characters so here it is
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Jul 24

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    The money is in the... *takes deep breath* *exhales slowly* *dies* :|
    emotionalyana emotionalyana 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    Don't kick the chair away don't kick the ch-------
    ligatureself ligatureself 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 29

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    "Hey everybody watch this"... Immediately dies lol
    LizardKing420 LizardKing420 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 30

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    "Eat my ***" or "**** her right in the *****" my life would be complete if i said those things before i die.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    "god forgive my sins"Chris I love u"take care of my sister"
    Angel2345 Angel2345 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    "Isabel, my best mate, mother and sister... It is time now... delete my internet history" And if she doesn't I'll come back as a zombie and show up at her house saying "wtf man...
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    A tout le monde, a tout mes amis, Je vous aime. Je dois partir. :)
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    I would say: I left a billion dollars in...in ( die) then everyone is like I want the billion dollars Death troll
    mrmudkip16 mrmudkip16 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I would like to impart some pearls of wisdom, but the young don't listen the middle aged know it all, and the older ones just don't care..! So my final words will be " thank...
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 Jul 30

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    "please don't check my browser history!"
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    What's the worse that could happen
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Aug 10

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    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156 16-17, F Aug 10

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    ITS ABOUT ******* TIME! Home sweet home here I come 😉
    Spiritm Spiritm 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    I'll save you a seat in hell alright
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Aug 11

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    Bye ! (What a depressed/pessimist title)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 13

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