i just realized that i dont have common sense. my mother didnt teach me anything
I'm just quirky by nature. I love puns and stupid jokes (not crude). I'm tend to ramble a lot and my mind just wonders into an abyss of randomness. I'm funny without even trying...
Why does people always pat on the tummy when the girl is pregnant but not the guy's gun for it's hard work?
Because it would be really wrong to pat on the thing and say "You...
This is all going to sound like complete bullshit, but I guess I've turned to this site because I have absolutely no idea what to search the internet for. Here goes: I can feel the...
My wife always insists on turning out the lights out before we make love, which does not bother me.
It's the hiding that seems so cruel
I'm not your average idiot... I'm actually really good at it! ;)
What accent do you think of?
they are camo john deere although john deere isnt as great as case
I sure miss some of you EP friends that I had before I had to delete account cuz of crazy Ex creeping.
I feel on top of the world right now and don't want anything to mess it up
Yes, give me the truth! No matter how much it hurts, I'm a big girl I can take it...? Lol, half the time I don't even care what people think of me, and it only is really brutal in...
Feelin low as hell good thing i have a sense of humour.
[Picture] "DJ Jesus died for your spins."
Most of the people that have a sense of humor or make people laugh are most in pain..
I don't care what you believe in religion, no religion as long as it gives you happiness and hope or contentment. I don't want to change your ideas/insult them.
I know people get...
Either people get my humor or they think I'm really weird :D well nothing wrong with that... Different is good I think. Besides I've always been the weird girl so it all makes...
It's not mine but it's awesome just my level of humor.
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical qustion?"
I have a really weird sense of humour. I am very very weird and awkward. To get a guy, I don't need to flirt, I just seduce them with my awkwardness. It usually works....anyway, I...
Life can break one in so many ways . So cruel and unrelenting at times .I consider myself fortunate for having had a Mom with a great sense of humor and maybe by osmosis I...
I'm a chronic over-thinker, so I try to keep things light. Tragic circumstances call for morbid humor. As inappropriate as it may be, that's how I deal.
Some of the most heated...
So, I recently flew on a commercial airplane for the first time. You know how everyone says the food is terrible? Well, I got this roast beef sandwich because I love roast beef...
Sometimes, when a girl goes on about how great her boyfriend is, I'll say to her, "You're boyfriend sounds awesome. Is he single?"
It usually leads to an awkward silence.
Seriously, my sense of humor is proof that nature and nurture work together. My family is the source of most of my humor.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
This humor does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or...
I make lots of poor jokes, and I've met few people just laugh their ***** off listening to me... haha I love such high sense of humored people :)
So much happiness :)
I think a good sense of humor is important because it explains the type of person you are. A happy person, and if somebody never laughs or smiles then that means they're miserable...
RIP: Joan Rivers :-( To a true original who's sense of humor, weird or otherwise, will never be duplicated.
Former president George W. Bush must have had a great sense of humor!
Everything he said made everyone start laughing!!
Regardless how beautiful a woman is. If she doesn't have a good sense of humor, she suddenly becomes ugly.
I do have a good sense of humor but I don't try to be funny because when you try it you become ridiculous.It's better to be yourself and say things naturally.
I must have a weird sense of humor because this video had me in tears (laughing)! Though, at the end of it, I felt slightly unsettled...?
I am very sarcastic, I have a dark sense of humor, I like to make people laugh. Nothing ever really bothers me.
Being a death metal bassist and writer and a very sarcastic person can give you a morbid sense of humor but it also helps not take things seriously.
And for the benefit, I don't...
Comedy has been defined as tragedy plus time. The trick is to learn how to shorten the time. I have had a few Epic Bad Days. You begin to wonder, what else could go wrong. When it...
I have a morbid sense of humor, which tends to scare away people.
So I says t my mate "I have a weird sense of humour..." N he says "Don't you mean humor?"
"No. We're not Americans."
"But we socialize..."
"Wait! Don't you mean socialise...
With how accident prone I am I had to learn to laugh. A good sense of humor helps in the most embarrassing situations. Some of my antics have even been caught on tape.lol.
My humor has always been kind of twisted. Also my honesty and my humor go hand in hand. Some people laugh and some people give me the dirtiest looks. Lol
Ok, I don't exactly know where to post this. But recently in my area there was an automobile accident involving a male and female. Apparently the girl overdosed and the boyfriend...
Dark humor...it's like sight...not everybody has or gets it :D
Let not the years outrun humor...
My friends say my humor and sarcasm don't match my facial expression 😕 but then they say that's what makes it so funny