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I Have An Awesome Sense of Humor

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    Awesome Sense Of Humor

    Awesome sense of humour,I have it,A gift,Yes from my Dad,He had one,How could I not join him?You see,I did,And here I am.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 23, 2012

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    Today we were using alka seltzer tablets

    for our experiment in class and I kept pretending to eat them and my friend Megan kept saying "stop! That's gonna kill you!" And I talked to her about it, crushed the tablet, and snorted it. She freeeeaked out. She kept saying "I love you! Please don't die"
    katielandancer katielandancer 16-17, F Jan 14

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    Special Request.......for My Friend Garnet,with Love.....

    THE BLACK BRA. ( I have no idea who wrote this.) I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships, and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 13 Responses Mar 22, 2012

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    It Hurts

    I love laughing. I can laugh about anything and make a joke about anything. Sometimes though in doing that I am the only one laughing...I don't mind. It starts to hurt my heart cause i laugh so hard...I wonder if that's normal???
    firestarterfairy firestarterfairy 22-25, F Mar 2, 2008

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    Justin Bieber: *murders someone* Fans: stop

    judging him he is only 19 he's allowed to make mistakes
    Cutebunny42 Cutebunny42 16-17, F Jan 25

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    Laugh Laugh Die Cry

    Its not that i have just been told that i have a great sense of humor, those words have been pounded into me since I was a mere child. If I wasnt so afraid of crowds of people watching my every move, then I would be a comedian by now. But, unfortunately, I have issues with public...
    sk8tergrl21222 sk8tergrl21222 18-21, T 1 Response Dec 5, 2007

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    The Other Day...

    This is a funny one, had to be there kinda thing though. I was talking with my friends, when one of them says, "you're pulling my leg," and i go, "no, this is me pulling you're leg!" And i jump up from where i was sitting, and proceeded to run towards her. I...
    sk8tergrl21222 sk8tergrl21222 18-21, T Sep 21, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I've been like this since a was little. But it seems the older I have gotten so has the problem. Not many people know this about me but I have senses that are very high strung. My...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    At super this my son states that he intends to visit Brazil. My husband, who is infinitely filled with wisdom, replies that my son should look into the possibility of starting a...
    emmasbackporch emmasbackporch 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 2

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    The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun , where you once saw clouds. the people that believe in you so much, you start to believe...
    NefelibataAggression NefelibataAggression 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    A two year old who dances like Elvis.Amazing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4wt824D1Bqg
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Mar 25

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    I can't stand unfairness. Who are anyone to say they are worth more than others?
    thao333 thao333 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    You will need it for this one! https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/s526x395/1236910_10152293262851963_886922290_n.png If only we could find the formula...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 13 hrs ago

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    Firstly, if you have a sense of humor, please watch: http://pollystreaming.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Season-1-Episode-2b-Ripped-Pants_v7105 Secondly, here's my story: Two years...
    LEMONkinks LEMONkinks 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I feel, horrible. I have for about three weeks now, more or less. More this week. Of course, it may be because I actually stack two blank nights, and one three hours night, in that...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F Mar 29

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    Beliefs/Religions Sorry if this seems sarcastic because I am. I think we all have the rights to believe in anything we want. I always try to accept the fact that people have...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I believe I have common sense but whoever chose this cover photo didn't.
    PteMatriarch PteMatriarch 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Growing up, i've always had messy handwriting. I can write cursive and i can sit down and write stories if neccessary but my handwriting is literally a nightmare to look at. It's...
    FriscoWolf FriscoWolf 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    No, I'm not perfect by a long shot, I've done some really stupid things in my past, but Jesus, I have more sense and consideration than to do anything to mess up anyone's lives...
    suzieb1971 suzieb1971 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I have such a personal dilemma and it's causing way more of a commotion inside me then it should . Logically looking at it there's a reasonable explanation to the issue , that...
    Briinx Briinx 31-35, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have had many, many experiences of precognition throughout my life. They usually arise out of periods of doubt where I am worried about where the future may take me. They range...
    thisiseph thisiseph 22-25, F Mar 25

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    Well, if you want to get technical, I still am. I'm still in and out of a few of the shelters in my area. However, I know this is a temporary situation that was meant to teach me...
    Mariposa85 Mariposa85 26-30, F Apr 8

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    Yeah me too. Most don't get my humor and I'm usually the only one laughing but at least I amuse myself
    greengemini greengemini 41-45, M 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Boyfriend bought pizza last night while i was at work. Just opened the box to see what kind and i accidentally sneezed on it... It came out of nowhere. I feel awful but i can't...
    theMETAmonologue theMETAmonologue 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    THIS IS A REAL AND LEGITMATE FORM OF ABUSE. I struggle with the fact that not only was my ex emotionally abusive, but so was my own father. I can legitimately say that I am...
    cemarie128 cemarie128 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    I'm always the one making like jokes that don't make sense and then I'm the only one who laughs at them. But my besties get my sense of humor... Sometimes.
    BBBritPlease BBBritPlease 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I believe a sense of humor makes someone 10xs more interesting and its attractive when you're able to laugh along with others:) and honestly it just feels great to laugh
    Score16 Score16 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    I have a less than average sense of humor but I live every minute of it
    Maddya Maddya 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 14

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    Life can be tough sometimes. However, I also think we all have a tendency to take life too seriously and obsess about things that, in the larger scheme of things, might not be all...
    AnonymousEP77 AnonymousEP77 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 25

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    Indeed I have! The first was in February 1979 in the fridgid state of North Dakota. The second was in July 1991 in Mexico. Magnificent, awesome, incredible. Stars become visible...
    CinnamonSusan CinnamonSusan 41-45, M 6 hrs ago

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    A life without humor is a fate worse than death to me
    Sasorii Sasorii 22-25, M 18 hrs ago

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    Now that some time has passed ... I can laugh at how horrible my birthday weekend was :-) I can't believe I actually renamed it in my planner to "**** house weekend" hahaha That...
    thislittlejourney thislittlejourney 26-30, F Mar 24

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    It's wonderful having a daft, childish sense of humour. Seeing the funny side of life, even if it's dark humour, helps me get through even the baddest of days.
    RicRaver RicRaver 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    Haha funny :D Onions would make a lot more sense.
    yesenia25 yesenia25 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I ******* laugh at too much and some things aren't funny at all that other people laugh at lol if that makes sense
    lysschris lysschris 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I just love them. Everyone with their own personalities. It is nice to have a common space and the occasional inbox. Everyone in my circle is a LOVER in the sense of caring for...
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 11 hrs ago

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    I found out i had HPV less then a month ago. I'm a single mother but I'm still so young. 22. I feel like i managed to ruin my whole life. My ex had told me how i got it and it's...
    Jackie1991 Jackie1991 22-25, F 5 hrs ago

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    So before I wrote about how I was the kind of person who would push people away that I care for. I have learned how to stop doing that, however it did take losing someone I love...
    beachbumgirl1 beachbumgirl1 26-30, F 3 hrs ago

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    Up until a year ago I had no idea that I had a problem. I assumed things I felt was just how I was. After a few suicide attempts and finally getting help, I was diagnosed with...
    dccoh dccoh 36-40, M Apr 4

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    I have loved him since I was 11 and I'm 18 now. It sucks seeing him on Facebook living an awesome life. We use to be good friends in 5th grade, and he behaved as though he liked...
    Pixadelia Pixadelia 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Many of my friends can't help laughing at the jokes I crack, or sometimes just simply hearing me laugh. My sense of humour is something that I am thankful for (a great icebreaker...
    aneliskam aneliskam 13-15, F Apr 13

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    šŸ”® Gifted Lisa šŸ”® āœ©healing āœ©Marriage/Love/Dirvorce/SoulMate āœ©Future/Past/LovedOnes/ āœ©Health/Peace/Happiness Iv been reading professionally for over twenty years and...
    PsychicLisa PsychicLisa 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    My little girl is now a woman. She is 20 years old and engaged to be married. I'm so happy for her. My little girl is getting married. I'm leaving the house to her and her...
    betweenthe10andthequeen betweenthe10andthequeen 56-60, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    The Irish, God and Whiskey An Irishman was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 6

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    My best friend all through elementary recently moved away. She wasn't the kind of friend you talk to, though, she was just fun to be around. We had the same sense of silly, non...
    Marvilles Marvilles 13-15, F Mar 24

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    A Hundred Dollar Story An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 25

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    I'm a bully, I admit that, but I'm only a bully to people who think too much of themselves. (I really hate those type of people) So, in literature class, our teacher was currently...
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 28

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    A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I have a really strange interpretation of the song "Let It Go" from Disney's Frozen (Don't get me wrong, I loved the film). I believe it tackles one of the hardest acts of the...
    Ansonicchi Ansonicchi 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 29

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    It began last friday, i was excited. I was going to pick up my kawasaki Ninja 500 that i had paid for a day earlier. I had already left the house and went to my boys and we would...
    taze99 taze99 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 1