I Have An Awesome Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 211 People

    Justin Bieber: *murders someone* Fans: stop

    judging him he is only 19 he's allowed to make mistakes
    Cutebunny42 Cutebunny42
    18-21, F
    Jan 25, 2014

    Laugh Laugh Die Cry

    Its not that i have just been told that i have a great sense of humor, those words have been pounded into me since I was a mere child. If I wasnt so afraid of crowds of people watching my every move, then I would be a comedian by now. But, unfortunately, I have issues with public...
    sk8tergrl21222 sk8tergrl21222
    18-21, T
    1 Response Dec 5, 2007

    The Other Day...

    This is a funny one, had to be there kinda thing though. I was talking with my friends, when one of them says, "you're pulling my leg," and i go, "no, this is me pulling you're leg!" And i jump up from where i was sitting, and proceeded to run towards her. I...
    sk8tergrl21222 sk8tergrl21222
    18-21, T
    Sep 21, 2008

    Awesome Sense Of Humor

    Awesome sense of humour,I have it,A gift,Yes from my Dad,He had one,How could I not join him?You see,I did,And here I am.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 23, 2012

    Special Request.......for My Friend Garnet,with Love.....

    THE BLACK BRA. ( I have no idea who wrote this.) I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships, and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart
    56-60, F
    11 Responses Mar 22, 2012

    It Hurts

    I love laughing. I can laugh about anything and make a joke about anything. Sometimes though in doing that I am the only one laughing...I don't mind. It starts to hurt my heart cause i laugh so hard...I wonder if that's normal???
    firestarterfairy firestarterfairy
    22-25, F
    Mar 2, 2008

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    Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Now if you teach him to catch fish, he will spend the whole damn day at the lake drinking beer.
    CurvyGirley CurvyGirley
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    I know that the voices in my head are just not real. But to tell you the truth, sometimes their ideas are just totally awesome!!
    CurvyGirley CurvyGirley
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    princessmjhane princessmjhane
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    SweetDreamsRubi SweetDreamsRubi
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    IamnotCharlieSheen IamnotCharlieSheen
    46-50, M
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    I do keep it hidden, because not everyone gets my sense of humor, or how I entertain dark thoughts towards others almost unconciously.
    moondiva moondiva
    36-40, F
    Apr 20
    Ep was a fun place to be,and now we are losing this precious site.I would like to thank ep a lot for helping me meet people,helping me to make friendships that meant a lot to me...
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    Rhino109 Rhino109
    13-15, M
    Apr 19
    What are you wearing, Jake from state farm? Uh, khakis. :p Yes I bought khakis just to make this joke! I have to entertain myself somehow!
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    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
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    I'm done being so miserable. Nobody deserves that. Happiness is a choice and I'm choosing it now. You should too. The heck with the people who kick us to the ground and enjoys it...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
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    Well I can defo think of one good sense of humour for a psychiatrist. If two people report phobias, one fear of long words and the other fear of 666 he/ she should bring them...
    Sazzio Sazzio
    26-30, M
    Apr 17
    Yes! This is very true. I'd talk to lots of people already and it's the worst ever when they are like the stuck up strict soldier guard whatever. (I don't have anything against...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
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    fuzzy76 fuzzy76
    61-65, M
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    I think laughing is one of the great joys of my life. It has helped me through many a rough situation . If u had been unable to find some humor in the situation I might have...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 15
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    26-30, M
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    Well I hate to say this but I think it's time.....to say goodbye. EP is shutting down next Thursday so what's the point of having an account? I don't really go on here much but...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
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    helmsdeep helmsdeep
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    51-55, F
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    I had sex with my mom's best friend, she was 46 and I was 20... she was very kinky she knew how to pleasure a young buck like me it was awesome!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
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    ReallyDesperate2016 ReallyDesperate2016
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    When I speak I feel like I don't make any sense my words don't come out right
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    22-25, M
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    as long as we make sense of each other than everything should be fine, right?
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