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    The Mother of Our Marji.....

    ......is now in the shed http://www.experienceproject.com/profile....
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes 26-30, F 9 Responses Sep 15, 2009

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    Did this about 5 months back I pooed myself while I was in the shed and then sat on one of my bikes and felt the poop squish as I sat there peddling making the chain go round and...
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    there's nowhere in the house wheres i can hide from the wife. no basement, no garage, nothing. maybe i should builds me a shed.
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    That an anaconda could type. Maybe you should go shed your skin and try again.
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    Sometimes EP feels like we all live in a tiny shed together.Love yas.
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