I Have An Fml Story

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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 22, 2015

    I punctured a cup with a spoon.

    We have 1 tea bag left. So me and my cousin play rock paper scissors for it, i win its great I make the tea put it in one of those plastic carry out cups in the freezer. I finally go get it and I put it on the dresser two minutes later I'm plugging in my charger and I stumble...
    mani010 mani010
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2014

    K here's my most recent fml: I find a place

    that allows me to be myself like none other I've experienced. I have met unbelievably beautiful souls here. I am overjoyed and overwhelmed with the kindness you all share with each other. I'm very sad that this project is ending. I know I'll stay connected with some I've met...
    DoIknowmenow DoIknowmenow
    26-30, F
    Mar 23

    Just took the end of my houses small front wall

    down, came in too tight with the motor and clipped it fml, it's been hit before by other people though so not that bothered, actually quite funny, everyone says you knock your first car
    s020714r s020714r
    26-30, M
    Jan 13, 2015

    Check Out My Bouncy Ball

    Hey bro check out this bouncy ball I've had for a few days now... Grabs it and throws it into a busy intersection. Fml
    Travelingguitarist Travelingguitarist
    31-35, M
    Nov 26, 2013
    XxRazorbladeRomancexX XxRazorbladeRomancexX
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 2

    Pregnant By Neighbor

    So it was Thursday night and I could hear a groaning voice next door. Our houses here are pretty close to each other and you could basically hear everything. I went to my neighbors house who is a 23 year old handsome guy. He is a high school teacher and teaches at my nephews...
    PepToeHeels PepToeHeels
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 29, 2013

    I have a pounding headache.

    I only slept for 4 hours and my supervisor just called to tell me he is sick and I'm covering the first 4 hours of his shift. FML I'm working a 12 hour shift feeling like crap tonight.
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 9, 2015

    I finally got a second job

    that started this past Monday. Third day, Wednesday night, going off to work.. I get into an accident. Someone stopped short my foot slipped off the brake (was wet from snow) and I smashed into the rear. I hit my head, got whiplash, busted up my shoulder and neck, which is in...
    WildWoman25 WildWoman25
    26-30, F
    Jan 30, 2014

    Here's a funny but true event

    that happened on the 2nd of January 2016.: I'm stating the fact as it happened.... You simply can't make these stuff up.. I live in this nice townhouse/ apartments area. It has a mix Crowd as tenants which is a bunch of doctors, accountants, clerks, lawyers and Uni students...
    h4n5dj22 h4n5dj22
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jan 4

    So awkward I think:/ Okay

    so I have a regular email I use for everything except school it's kissmecannibal.. Yeah lol don't laugh anyways I forgot my password to my school email address. So I have to ask my comp 1 teacher a question about my assignment, so I see this email icon shortcut on my...
    BipolaLove BipolaLove
    22-25, F
    Feb 16, 2014

    My Confidence Was Just Ruined

    I've been so busy with a big paper due next week. Had too spend all this time on researching. Now I have to play for my church choir. I didn't even want to play but nooooo, I don't get a say in anything. And then my sister was like " u have to play like this! Cuz were gonna play...
    Fml232 Fml232
    18-21
    1 Response Nov 23, 2013
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