I Have An Offensive Sense of Humor At Times

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    Totally Offensive?

    Hi, I find you totally offensive Did that headline offend you? How about starting an essay with a question? Or three? Are you sure? I'm very glad to hear it. But what about grammar? Syntax? Are you right now intently scanning this paragraph for the slightest typo or...
    tgcyndi tgcyndi
    36-40, T
    3 Responses Jul 7, 2010

    I asked a Jewish girl

    for her number, and she gave me her cell phone number. Then I said, "No, I want your NUMBER," as I rolled up my sleeve and pointed to my wrist. She ran away crying.
    achilles3456 achilles3456
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2015
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