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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

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    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    I have a weird, twisted, and/or good sense of humor. If you watched happy tree friends on Netflix you'd know why.
    LFMB LFMB 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    she is an artist. that's how i met her. she is the coolest girl i have ever known. she had posted some of her art on her profile. her art is amazing, but weird, she likes weird...
    sludgefeast sludgefeast 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    It was very intense... I lay on my back and it were dark, but for that shadowy-blue light of night time filtering through the window glass. I could hear the percussive sweep of...
    charlieAgain charlieAgain 70+, M 3 hrs ago

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    words, words, words... to mashup the bard...and mangle a few good quotes... 'sound and fury signifying nothing' i want to write how i feel. and i do so.....endlessly. the never...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 3 hrs ago

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    with the way lige plays out, you need a good sense of humor. especially when you're the joke. I am clumsy, I am always falling. I am always hurting myself in odd ways. I think...
    evolnillef evolnillef 70+, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    OK, so I've been friends with this guy for 30 years now, and he's a little bit slow, but he's been there through a lot of stuff for me and he's been an awesome friend. However for...
    goatonicon goatonicon 36-40, M 5 hrs ago

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    I remember growing up my sister used to always talk about how she wanted to be an actress. These days she lives in a trailer out in the middle of nowhere. Whenever I see her I...
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    And so does Rodney Carrington. If you like non sensical, gross, slightly disturbing and often just flat out hilarious, look up his stuff! I just listened to letter to my penis...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 26-30, M 11 hrs ago

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    Aussies and there mates... Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit...
    Thevy29 Thevy29 31-35, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way...
    Thevy29 Thevy29 31-35, M 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    So I'm watching a show called World's Most Expensive Food and there's a £300 cup of coffee. I wonder at that price does someone piggy back you to and from the cafe ;)
    Viviq66 Viviq66 18-21, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    What's not to like about a person with a sense of humor? I mean, really? Is there anyone on earth (who doesn't work for the IRS) who doesn't just LOVE to laugh?
    LoveshackB52 LoveshackB52 56-60, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    We are naturally curious as humans. It's one of our many great qualities which have led to knowledge, innovation, and progress. We want to know things. It's important to us to...
    youzd youzd 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    My friend was talking about politics and said he likes Bush. I said "If you like bush so much, why does you're girlfriend shave?" He then asked me how I knew his girlfriend shaves...
    Spyro93 Spyro93 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I had another headache a few hours ago, so I had to take a nap which I don't normally do, which resulting in weird dreams. The first dream I had didn't make sense. At all. It was...
    sarasakun sarasakun 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If Satan loses his hair, will there be hell toupee?
    mmorgan0678 mmorgan0678 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    in honor of breast cancer awareness month coming in October I will be offering free professional breast exams. sign up sheet will be on my profile page. and of course if you like...
    Serendipitydoda Serendipitydoda 46-50, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I laugh at things I shouldn't really laugh at...like when someone wipes out or has a nasty spill!!!I could go even deeper with this topic but I won't!;)
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    I believe my good sense of humor is one of the best qualities I have. Even though i've been battling depression most of my life, a good laugh always makes my day. But for some...
    BluRain04 BluRain04 26-30, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I was once a pallbearer at a military funeral. The deceased, my Father in Law, was someone I really just didn't care for. In fact, I despised him. NOBODY much cared for him at all...
    LoveshackB52 LoveshackB52 56-60, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I can make a joke out of anything! Like recently I was making jokes about my death. 😑😂
    NeoNeko NeoNeko 13-15, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Its so weird that only weird people can understand the weird humor, that comes out weirdly in a weird situation. Isn'r it weird ?
    Bobishere66 Bobishere66 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Most guys think if you bang there mom it makes you enemies, I say it makes us even.
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 6 Responses Aug 20

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    calliney calliney 22-25, F Aug 20

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    When insulting someone and describing someone are there same thing.....
    AntonioV AntonioV 46-50, M 3 Responses Aug 20

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    well who doesn't? I might have a twisted sense of humor, but that makes me fun I suppose.
    AyeItsAustin AyeItsAustin 13-15, M Aug 19

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    There are days that I would get the case of "giggles". I'm just feeling free to laugh and smile.
    unconsciousdreamer unconsciousdreamer 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    There was this one time when my all of our gang (group of friends) had this major fight (I wasn't in it tho) and they'd be insulting eachother. Me being me, I didn't like drama...
    asiangirll asiangirll 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 18

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    I dont really know how this website works but I'm just going to use this to get a few things of my chest. I recently (ca. 2 months ago) came out as a lesbian to my three closest...
    iniar iniar 16-17, F Aug 18

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    There's this guy who was hitting on one of my friends. He texts her saying he wants to taste her lipstick and she replied, Why? It tastes really bad. xD I'm not sure who got owned...
    TehAkkiBoy TehAkkiBoy 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 18

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    NAKED AT SUMMER MUSIC CAMP I was 13 when I went to summer music camp at a distant university in Texas. Well, it was distant for me – about 50 miles away. We were to be there...
    tosa711 tosa711 51-55, M Aug 17

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      I always wonder, what others do to have these many friends and best friends around them? I don't know. As others have given me feed back, I am very sociable, have a lot of...
    Mamoosh Mamoosh 31-35, F Aug 15

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    I've had sleep paralysis few times. The first time it happened I was (I think I was) 10-11 years old. And nothing really happened in it. I sort of "woke up", my room door was open...
    SuicidalSam SuicidalSam 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    I just found out that undertakers stick butt plugs up corpse's bums so that secretions don't escape. That explains why zombies walk like they do..
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 7 Responses Aug 15

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    The quickest way to my heart is to keep me laughing....if you can't do that, lol there's nothing there.
    trouble131 trouble131 18-21, F Aug 14

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    In the beginning there were honest people, and Richard Dawkins said "Let there be atheism!"... and little liars popped out of nowhere.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 14

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    I know this is ****** up however, I can't stand when people truly wrong me. Like when my crappy ex cheated and I moved out I mailed her a box of dog ****. I've done it more than 6...
    FnEffer FnEffer 31-35, M Aug 14

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    Lines One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Aug 13

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