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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

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    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    Sil833 Sil833 18-21, F 2 Responses May 15

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    I used to go onto this chat and for the respect of the people inside it I'm not going to give out the name i feel even if i dislike it it doesn't make everyone on it a jerk, things...
    DriftingLeaf DriftingLeaf 18-21, F May 14

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    BasAllah BasAllah 13-15, F 5 Responses Apr 30

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    I finally, after many failed attempts and wasted time, put an end to it. I knew it was taboo once I finally found out what his real deal was, six months in, mind you. Yes, I found...
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    I had a nervous breakdown on Monday. Then again this morning. I have had panic attacks multiple times in the last six months, but this week has been the worst (I had one panic...
    wyndwhisper wyndwhisper 46-50, M 2 Responses May 7

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    It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education, than to have education without common sense.
    Dolphin750 Dolphin750 46-50, M 8 Responses 5 days ago

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    It all started when I was 5 or 6, I don't have much experience with this since I'm only 13, but I need to know I'm not alone out there :3 what bothers me is chewing, sniffing...
    MisophoniaKitten MisophoniaKitten 13-15, F May 4

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    DevilinaSundress DevilinaSundress 31-35, F 4 Responses May 1

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    So i'm a relatively positive person and I guess that comes across to the people I surround myself with. I have been asked. "After everything you've been through and everything you...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 5 hrs ago

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    Some people say that blood is thicker than water... Guess they don't have access to corn starch or Coumadin.
    Delphineidunna Delphineidunna 26-30, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I knew a girl who thought that you could get a disease from sitting on a toilet seat. I told her that the only way that you can get a disease from a toilet seat is if you rub your...
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    Life is way too serious as it is. If you don't have a sense of humor, it's going to be pretty miserable. That's one of the main things that attracts me to a woman, her sense of...
    Elisb Elisb 61-65, M 1 Response May 15

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    Just ask any of my friends. My sense of humor will go from really awful puns, to really dark humor, to really sassy, ghetto type humor, to dirty humor. It goes all over the place...
    username1897 username1897 13-15, M 2 Responses May 11

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    I read this article about cleaning house and it changed my life. I just had to share it. I am a neat freak who doesn't like to clean, if that makes any sense. Lol. I can't stand...
    DeIuxedEdition DeIuxedEdition 18-21, F 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    You ever get tired of people picking on you or bullying you? I swear I got my sense of humor from my mom! When dad divorced her after all his affairs...mom got tired of the women...
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F May 7

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    I suppose it's true, I'm not quite everyone's cup of tea. That's OK though. I'd rather be with those who understand me and can enjoy my humor rather than deal with those we are...
    JustUhhhThought JustUhhhThought 22-25, M 3 Responses May 10

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    My boss once came up to me and said, "You have a funny sense of humor. Can you please open up our meeting with a great joke"??? I excitingly said, "SURE"!!! At the start of the...
    EyeDontGiveAHoot EyeDontGiveAHoot 36-40, F 10 Responses May 15

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    Its not humor but when im in a room full of people id always remain calm and literally make up a plan where id kill and takedown everyone in there, yeah im that weird lol.. Like...
    TheLeftBehind TheLeftBehind 18-21, M 1 Response May 17

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    For fellow advocates of dark, slanted humor, I recommend the Fortean Times book of Strange Deaths.
    TwinFoxes TwinFoxes 16-17, F May 9

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    i can find humor in the most serious of situations, as well be the only person laughing when it's complete silence.
    Vladek Vladek 18-21, M 2 Responses May 20

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    Laughter is indeed the best medicine, and I think if you have or can acquire a good sense of humour and a healthy sense of irony, you can get through pretty much anything life can...
    TheBookAddict TheBookAddict 36-40, M 7 Responses a week ago

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    Last night I met an angel in distress, and now I am going to heaven for helping! He was in a keg of beer and begged me to drink him out of there, and I am pretty sure I succeeded!
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 18

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    Crazy as it sounds, I do. I also like to turn my humor into skits. I have these crazy ideas that can be really good on film
    BuickLesley BuickLesley 18-21, M May 21

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    When ever I have a bad day at work, dealing with difficult people, I can't wait to get home and start cooking. And use my knives and instantly I feel better. There is something...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F 6 Responses May 21

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    Laughter is a best medicine !! Ppl who have a gud sense of humour are truly blessed 😆
    coolfaz123 coolfaz123 22-25, F May 19

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    Knock knock..... Who's there? Bear..... Bear who? Bear hiney! As told to me by my 5 year old, I was the only one who laughed, well, other than my 5 year old.
    Texasparamedic410 Texasparamedic410 36-40, M 2 Responses Apr 30

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    You can't spell happiness without a Pness in there.;)
    deersa deersa 18-21, M 1 Response May 1

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    Thats interesting . . . .I read today the inventor of throat lozenges has died.. . I suppose there'll be no coffin at his funeral. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M May 3

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    . . . . and then there are those people who say I just have too much time on my hands . . .so to speak. . . .
    woodyinya woodyinya 56-60, M May 3

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    Every time I take a bite of Cheerios, I look to make sure there's no microscopic people floating in the cheerio :)
    juskeepswimming juskeepswimming 31-35, F 4 Responses May 6

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    Is there any other kind of humour?
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M 3 Responses May 7

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