I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 185 People

    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone
    51-55, F
    1 Response Nov 15, 2007

    Hilarious

    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

    Lyrical Responses

    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
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