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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

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    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Jun 22

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    I Need Some Ideas

    We just bought a new answering machine, and were getting ready to donate the old one to Goodwill.  I told my wife to make sure to erase all of the old messages in case there was anything personal on them, and it suddenly made me think.  It might be fun to create some...
    CAJohn CAJohn 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2009

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    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    Hilarious

    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    Is it me or do other people laugh when others are physically hurt or are just clumsy? xD
    InnerEgo InnerEgo 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 27

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    Yeah sometimes i laugh at my own jokes when no one does ?
    ActuallyGrace ActuallyGrace 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    I just love all the humorous jackasses out there. People seem to be a little bit too sensitive nowadays. Love to all the people who make me laugh and can take a joke. Nothing more...
    Socres Socres 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    I do. often times people who don't quite get me mistake it for sarcasm or bitterness. although yes, I admit that I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor. really though it is all...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response Jul 30

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    A SERIOUS MATTER NOT WORTH JOKING AROUND! It’s easy to see a person so bubbly, energetic, humorous and alive, thinking ‘wow that person has it all, a great life’ maybe they...
    imperfectedsoul imperfectedsoul 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    I have a weird dark sense of humour licks face
    8tattoos 8tattoos 70+, M 2 Responses Aug 6

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    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims .An Obituary printed in the London Times..... Today...
    ar93 ar93 18-21, M Aug 10

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    It did not work out the way that I'd hoped. I won't name the site that I used, but I created a profile about 2 years ago (2012ish), and figured it give it a shot. I answered a...
    moonchile moonchile 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    PaulDaleRoberts PaulDaleRoberts 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    Dear ----, I am writing to express my confused feelings about our relationship. I know we have gone through a lot in the past two years and we have both felt like there was no...
    ILoveYouVeryMuch ILoveYouVeryMuch 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I was diagnosed with OCD last year because of my intrusive thoughts. It didn't make sense to me because I don't have rituals, like everyone else with OCD in my family. I've...
    gatsbygirl88 gatsbygirl88 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    My sister hates every guy I meet. We're fraternal twins, not alike at all either looks or personality wise. We've had a very tough child hood and have always been super close...
    oddolly oddolly 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    My mom has a sixth sense. She always knows when I need her and she is always there for me. She always knows when I'm having a bad day. Today, I was in so much pain. I could barely...
    1MagicalMystery 1MagicalMystery 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    One time when I lived with my brother he tried to hit me and my mom stopped him. He pushed her down and I started to has a panic attack and tired to run away. I started shaking and...
    LoverOfAllSouls LoverOfAllSouls 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    If I'm in love I'll do everything possible to make her happy and I would cherish and appreciate every moment spent with her. My love doesn't dwindle with time. It's constant. Now...
    heartskipsabeat heartskipsabeat 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    So, so many different kinds. I've run across bigots of every flavor. Raging racists, homophobes, those who condemn people of different faiths, sexists, transphobes, and the kind...
    TheDivineParody TheDivineParody 22-25, M Aug 11

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    I have just joined this forum because I was hoping to officially self-diagnose my synesthesia with the help of others, or perhaps realize I don't have synesthesia. Either way, I...
    beccaem2472 beccaem2472 13-15, F Jul 27

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    I have just joined this forum because I was hoping to officially self-diagnose my synesthesia with the help of others, or perhaps realize I don't have synesthesia. Either way, I...
    beccaem2472 beccaem2472 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 27

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    I should get a career that gives advice to people. I have so much common sense to give.
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Aug 6

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    The silver sword of morning piercing through my window frame. It's light now skipping round my room , its driving me insane. With eyes closed tight, this lights now dancing on my...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    If you have a good sense of humor you automatically make it to the top of my cool list! I almost would rather a guy have a good sense of humor than be super good looking!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    I'm don't think i have what you call a weird sense of humor I think it's called a dry sense of humor lol
    radicalkiah radicalkiah 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    It doesn't matter what is on the outside. Humor is one of the few things to shine light on darkness. A sense of humor comes from the inside, where things really matter.
    NightWalker6676 NightWalker6676 13-15, F 6 Responses Aug 7

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    So, I was just answering a question from shineon09 about doing grocery cart ballet. It reminded me so much of something I used to do with my ex. When he would come home from work...
    1MagicalMystery 1MagicalMystery 31-35, F Aug 11

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    I like talking to others with the same sense of humor. Sparking off one another with the oddest comments but still making some kind of twisted sense. I don't judge books or people...
    Handyman25 Handyman25 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I laugh at random things, gross out things, goofy things, dark humor, and insults (not seriously offensive but still Comedy Central roast like humor)
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 26

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    My sense of humor isn't weird, it's terrifying. I'm crazy. People try to tell me otherwise but I know the truth. I mean how many of you laugh at the fact that someone who was once...
    dontcallmekaikai dontcallmekaikai 13-15, F 4 Responses Aug 4

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    My sense of humor varies but most of the time its really dark and inappropriate
    SluttyNymph SluttyNymph 16-17, F 4 Responses Aug 8

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    A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Sometimes guys just cant get what others women can, like little nuances that only occur between a woman and her friend. I mean, its not like you can eyeball a hot guy and then tell...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Jul 30

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    To make it on this planet you have to have a sense of humor. You need to be able to laugh at yourself as well. Women demand it. I can honestly say I have laughed my way into women...
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M Jul 30

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    I still laugh when people fart. :) I guess I have a childish sense of humor.
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness 26-30, F 15 Responses Aug 5

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    Right now I'm wearing some basketball shorts, and these ones have pockets. It's funny because in the pockets are money's. The money's are funny because the money's are coins. The...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 4 Responses Jul 30

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    Honest to God, my Co-Worker asked me if this Internet Story (we all know how everything that we read on the Internet MUST be True!) was...in fact true. Upon hearing her fearful...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    As much as I have it together, I also don't. I connected with someone a long time ago on this wide expanse of the world wide web. We laughed a lot, and spoke of our experiences...
    exppro40 exppro40 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 8

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    Zaki was disappointed. No... That was not quite accurate. Disappointment required some manner of positive expectation, which Zaki was sorely lacking from the start.For all her...
    Visola Visola 22-25, F Aug 9

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    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
    Manzzle Manzzle 18-21, M Aug 10

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    So there were these two co-workers that were nearing the end of a rough week at work, and they wanted nothing more than to blow off some steam after their shift ended, which meant...
    biggunsatx biggunsatx 36-40, M Aug 13

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    I find humor where most are shocked or appalled.
    3dogmatt 3dogmatt 36-40, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My friend came over before I had to leave last night and I was in tears I was laughing so hard.... at something that was SO FAR from funny, in fact it was kind of sad :( I don't...
    Chicgeekgal Chicgeekgal 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I accidentally made a dirty phone call to KFC. Last few times I went there I got these tiny pieces of chicken. I called and asked "how big are your breasts?" The words were...
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 9 Responses Jul 24

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    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt." ? Anyone?
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 6

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