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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    We just bought a new answering machine, and were getting ready to donate the old one to Goodwill.  I told my wife to make sure to erase all of the old messages in case there was anything personal on them, and it suddenly made me think.  It might be fun to create some...
    CAJohn CAJohn 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 5, 2009

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    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    Is it me or do other people laugh when others are physically hurt or are just clumsy? xD
    HighOnMisery HighOnMisery 13-15, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Yeah sometimes i laugh at my own jokes when no one does ?
    ActuallyGrace ActuallyGrace 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I want the phrase "White Devil" to become the white N-word. In the sense that only white people would be allowed to use it in context. I would like to walk down the street and give...
    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    I do. often times people who don't quite get me mistake it for sarcasm or bitterness. although yes, I admit that I do have a very sarcastic sense of humor. really though it is all...
    mierdamundo mierdamundo 31-35 1 Response 1 day ago

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    hey! so ive been on here a while and i can never find the right guy. im not here for sex(as the title says), and i thought instead of me just messaging guys, i could also put...
    insertnamehere99 insertnamehere99 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 6

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    I meet wonderful strangers that I can honestly call friends on EP. Alana000 you are a sweetheart very caring and adorable & beautiful girl. I feel very happy to have meet you...
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 1

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    I have been divorced for a little over a year from a man who had a destructive personality disorder and who had had an affair...and recently got the courage to start putting myself...
    hometowngirl211 hometowngirl211 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Let's get things straight. I am a highly educated, attractive, fit, financially stable professional. I am well-read, well-rounded and well-traveled. I just so happen to have become...
    bioprof34 bioprof34 31-35 1 Response Jul 21

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    It did not work out the way that I'd hoped. I won't name the site that I used, but I created a profile about 2 years ago (2012ish), and figured it give it a shot. I answered a...
    moonchile moonchile 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    This dream was actually really scary and upsetting. I had this dream quite awhile ago, but never bothered to post it because of Its bizzarness. It started out I walked into a...
    Destinyyy Destinyyy 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    My sister hates every guy I meet. We're fraternal twins, not alike at all either looks or personality wise. We've had a very tough child hood and have always been super close...
    oddolly oddolly 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I have been sensing and communicating with the dead for as long as I can remember. The first experience I remember is when my Great-Grandmother passed and i knew before anyone else...
    Kaylamarie9413 Kaylamarie9413 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 6

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    I know i am dreaming i always know i feel it yet i can't control it. Just when i realize that in fact i am dreaming y start to feel cramps in my back, the hurt a lut and i feel...
    VictorFernando18 VictorFernando18 18-21, M Jul 14

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    I have just joined this forum because I recently self-diagnosed my synesthesia and told my mom about it. I only have grapheme color if I really concentrate. I have OLP, but in the...
    beccaem2472 beccaem2472 13-15, F Jul 6

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    I have just joined this forum because I recently self-diagnosed my synesthesia and told my mom about it. I only have grapheme color if I really concentrate. I have OLP, but in the...
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    I have just joined this forum because I was hoping to officially self-diagnose my synesthesia with the help of others, or perhaps realize I don't have synesthesia. Either way, I...
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    I have just joined this forum because I was hoping to officially self-diagnose my synesthesia with the help of others, or perhaps realize I don't have synesthesia. Either way, I...
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    I like to laugh. I have a sense of humor and I really admire people that can laugh. It's so much fun to talk to someone that can make me smile or laugh even when I don't want to...
    Olivia2014 Olivia2014 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 7

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    Life's tough if you're not open to a sense of humor. You'll become demoralized, humiliated, and uncomfortable, but one thing that can't be taken from you is your ability to laugh...
    rafa194162 rafa194162 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    If you have a good sense of humor you automatically make it to the top of my cool list! I almost would rather a guy have a good sense of humor than be super good looking!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    It's weird in the sense that I almost got literally expelled from my school thanks to my sense of humor. I believe everything can be made fun of. EVERYTHING. That doesn't mean I...
    QuadrupleM QuadrupleM 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I laugh at random things, gross out things, goofy things, dark humor, and insults (not seriously offensive but still Comedy Central roast like humor)
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I used a gif of Paul Ryan lifting weights for a Multimedia & Webpage Design project. My teacher said I had a weird sense of humor.
    notsofab notsofab 16-17, F Jul 16

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    My sense of humor Genuine. I Like Practical Jokes. Than It becomes handy to laugh. Like now, my Spell check is block by EP- Admin..The Woman of Gaisha, name Ur Masum. She always...
    milonrasna milonrasna 46-50, F Jul 14

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    Sometimes guys just cant get what others women can, like little nuances that only occur between a woman and her friend. I mean, its not like you can eyeball a hot guy and then tell...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 2 days ago

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    To make it on this planet you have to have a sense of humor. You need to be able to laugh at yourself as well. Women demand it. I can honestly say I have laughed my way into women...
    smokethis smokethis 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    When I say annoying, I mean that she says and does things that makes me think "wtf? you really think thats funny?" or or "why would you even say/do that?" Shes a good sister, she...
    JosephMichaelSmith JosephMichaelSmith 18-21, M Jul 10

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    Right now I'm wearing some basketball shorts, and these ones have pockets. It's funny because in the pockets are money's. The money's are funny because the money's are coins. The...
    MyNameMeansLight MyNameMeansLight 16-17, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Does anyone else ever get this weird feeling when they wake up from a dream almost like you're being pulled out from underwater really fast? It's difficult to describe. Like being...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    I laugh at the things most people don't, and I don't laugh at things that most people do. I love dry humor and extremely nerdy jokes like the one below:
    youthberry youthberry 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 7

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    If any one has seen the movie meet the Spartans and hellbaby and did nothing but laugh you might understand my humor it's cooked as **** hahaha
    kerw94 kerw94 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    I'm intolerant and like to make fun of other people (jokes about disabled people and something like that) but thats my humor :----(
    wildmare wildmare 66-70, F 7 Responses Jul 15

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    love inappropriate humor. or racist jokes. the type of stuff a number if people would get offended about, but the rest would kinda just chuckle
    RavenRena17 RavenRena17 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Would a stun gun stop a cootie infected person. Ok there are 3 cootie infected girls running loose in my neighborhood attacking people they see nearby infecting them with cooties...
    earreola earreola 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 21

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    When it's super hot outside, Me: "😫 Damn it's hotter than Harry Potter!!!" Person I'm with at the time : πŸ˜’ "that doesn't makes any sense" Me: πŸ˜’ "but it rhymes"
    LovelyLadyJ LovelyLadyJ 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl...
    JennaR JennaR 46-50, F 4 Responses Jul 11

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    So today my work ran out of work...yep, and so they asked me to go home, but the joke's on them, because I didn't even want to be there in the first place!
    purposebuilt purposebuilt 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 11

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    Would a stun gun stop a cootie infected person. Ok there are a few girls infected with cooties running loose around my neighborhood attacking anybody nearby infecting them with...
    earreola earreola 22-25, M 4 Responses Jul 16

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    I'm 29, married in sexless marriage. We do have a great relationship but our intimacy went down the hill. Im starving for affection. I have always liked girls, had brief...
    lifetails lifetails 26-30, F Jul 20

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    The other day I had to fill out another criminal background check for updated records at work. (I'm a CMA at a health care center for seniors) I decided to be...well a smart *** I...
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