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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    Idk what else to post this on but yeah all I've ever had is guys I've talked to if that makes sense. There was this guy that I had sex with one night and I've had sex with him...
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    This is an older dream, but theres this amusement park in my dream that i go to sometimes, its a cool place to be. Anyway, one time i was looking at my phone, and it was playing a...
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    My earliest memories of her were the times that I waited in the lounge at the college I went to. I recalled that she and the others she hung out with would enjoy themselves playing...
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    It was 4 years back when i wanted to conquer the world. I started drawing as a kid and at 12 discovered my artistic abilities when i would create something and be appreciated for...
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    For all of you naughty EP guys out there who desire "beaver shots".
    SensualSecrets SensualSecrets 51-55, F 13 Responses 1 day ago

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    This is a rather selfish request, but I need someone to be there for rn. It probably doesn't make any sense. If you want to talk, I'll listen. (Keep in mind that I am very...
    ohgodijustneedausername ohgodijustneedausername 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    A guy go in the drugstore and puts 16 aspirin into a magnum condom and stuffs it into his mouth and swallows The girl behind the counter just stands there with her eyes popping...
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    I used to think that finding the right one was about the man having a list of certain qualities. If he has them, we'd be compatible and happy. Sort of a checkmark system that was a...
    GirlieGirl07 GirlieGirl07 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    What's with people sense of humor now a days...I wonder. I got a message from an EP member yesterday, asking me from where I was (country) I responded to him that I was from...
    l1skub4n l1skub4n 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    Today I had to go to the doctor's office. As I sit there I'm thinking, why do they even bother giving you an appointment time if they are going to make you wait anyway. They should...
    cmyk323 cmyk323 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 23

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    If you think my shorts are "To short" I want you to consider the following - There called shorts. - I look dam good 😂
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 15 Responses Jul 22

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    They're stupid, but so am I. That's why we're friends. I have a bunch of stories about stuff me and my friends have done and I'll try to write about all the good ones. My buddy...
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction 18-21, M Jul 22

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    Definitely! I have some dear old friends that live across town from me. The Mr. of the couple is a well-read, witty, smart, intelligent, sharp, and one of the funniest people I...
    TW8NY TW8NY 41-45, M Jul 21

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    I have a very weird sense of humour yet totally random, sometimes I get people thinking "WTF" and they end up laughing. I have no limits when it comes to my sense of humour, I find...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 21

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    A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes...
    paelias paelias 18-21, M 7 Responses Jul 20

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    I laughed about this for the rest of the day. In the hospital I work in, when a patient has an infectious disease or a MRSA infection their door is marked with a yellow sheet with...
    Abayoumi Abayoumi 26-30, F Jul 17

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    Hello any one else have this problem weird send of humor
    Tastymeat Tastymeat 41-45, M Jul 17

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    her name is kat we have known eachother sense 3rd grade and have been bffs ever sense she's going to school 2 hours away next year its going to b hard not seeing her everyday
    littlediana16 littlediana16 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    My biggest strength is my Sense of Humor.I know that I can make my living on it.I am grateful to have this quality rather than anything else.
    PG90 PG90 18-21, M Jul 16

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    If you don't have a good sense of humor I probably will not enjoy talking to you...
    ssaammii ssaammii 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate...
    OrphanBlackFan OrphanBlackFan 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 15

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    I was abused until the age of 24 (almost 25), and when I left the house my mom was finally able to have the courage to divorce my dad. She tried to get custody of my younger sister...
    LyraAlluse LyraAlluse 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    I find it especially funny when people curse at non-human things or inanimate objects. Like when my grandma is cooking and there is a fly flying around she gets the flyswatter and...
    TheEliteDreamer TheEliteDreamer 13-15, M Jul 14

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    A good sense of humor can you carry you through a multitude of bad experiences. I love to laugh to laugh and make other people laugh. I have found it is impossible to be sad when...
    marijoy77 marijoy77 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    “I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them...
    Jzzmine Jzzmine 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Hey guys my name is Jason. I learned that the people on this site are different than most people that you'll find on social media. You guys have sense. So hear me out on this. It...
    JasonMasters93 JasonMasters93 22-25, M Jul 13

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    If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest.... I would miss you so much! <3
    DeathThrone DeathThrone 22-25, F 6 Responses Jul 13

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    I'm always cutting up and playing. Those that I have had the pleasure of meeting have seen it first hand. Some of you have got me as well. It's all in good fun. It's nice to have...
    jjohnnyboy jjohnnyboy 41-45, M Jul 12

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    I have never really felt at home here. I have had trouble finding people I connect with, and it's hard to work up the courage to make new friends because I constantly find myself...
    AzuraDragon AzuraDragon 16-17, F Jul 12

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    A weird sense of humor doesn't even begin to describe me. More like dark, sick and twisted...
    Mrsunholy Mrsunholy 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    I was walking down the dirt road when I came upon this black boy....justa standin thar. Not sayin nothin. I said.." Afternoon Sir :-)" Not a word left his mouth. Just stood there...
    1butterflyboy 1butterflyboy 22-25, M Jul 12

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    Whenever you feel like a genius, remember that there was a time you were learning how to not crap your pants.
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73 41-45, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Sometimes I'll think of something really funny and just start laughing out of no where. I can't share it because I have a weird sense of humor, and I don't want to be misunderstood...
    96DeadWorld 96DeadWorld 18-21, M 3 Responses Jul 12

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    Do you ever read/watch/listen to something that people go nuts over, crying laughing and say its so hilarious, but you just don't find it remotely funny? Is it better to fake laugh...
    ThatGirlIsPoison23 ThatGirlIsPoison23 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    No i didn't say you were stupid. I said you are stupid. There is nothing pass tense about it. -__-
    DeathThrone DeathThrone 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 11

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    In the beginning there was nothing but truth. And then Richard Dawkins spake into the void: "Let there be lies!" And atheism was born.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 11

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