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I Have An 'out There' Sense of Humor

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 194 People

    TwilyghtZone TwilyghtZone 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2007

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    Hilarious

    hehe. yes i do. there was lots of sense of humor groups i could have joined, but i wanted to start my own...mostly because of the logo for this group. it says "i got me a non-date with Mr. Chesney tonight". how bad am i?! lol
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 20, 2007

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    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Jun 22

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    I could respond to most of the confessions and posts on here quoting a line from a song.  I don't usually, for fear that others will not get the joke or take offense.  So I usually just end up chuckling to my self and moving on.
    trixiegirl trixiegirl 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    I was playing cards against humanity with some good friends and the card that was played down said "what is that smell" everyone else played a card that would actually smell and a...
    Jwolf1342 Jwolf1342 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    spoonandstretch spoonandstretch 41-45, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I laugh at the jokes I make up in my head, the ones nobody hears.
    emiveritas emiveritas 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    This is for the gamers out there. Ever wonder if the creatures and alien life forms and whatever enemy you have, converse with each other as you're coordinating with your team...
    MasqueradingAs MasqueradingAs 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    There are many things over a span of years that I have allowed to be said about me, and to me by members of this site. I have told you repeatedly that I do not speak out to...
    Joseph84 Joseph84 31-35, M 5 Responses Dec 8

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    I hate it when people argue with me, and then end the argument by blocking me. Like. You blocking me without trying to finish the argument just takes all the fun out of it. like...
    MeowOnMe MeowOnMe 18-21, F 9 Responses 5 days ago

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    My childhood was a depressive phase. Not so much when we were where we live but when we went to our relatives' place during vacations. My mom's sisters are very conservative and...
    unsettledkp unsettledkp 18-21 5 days ago

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    I know most people, when they have these type of disorders, it's never really from embarrassment but mostly from abuse or an experience of their own deaths or seeing another's...
    LDll LDll 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F Dec 2

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    If you're a skeptic, disbeliever, or just wave this off as silly, let's be nice and stop reading. Do you have an animal spirit? Are you a vampire? Have you been possessed? Are you...
    KizunaXIII KizunaXIII 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    Until you walk a mile in my shoes, it will be very easy to say "it's all in your head!" "You need to learn to cope!" Or my favorite, "is this even a real thing?" Misophonia...
    Annaelaine Annaelaine 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    I realised that it's not a matter of being made for each other, it's that you are each other. I was new to the concept and I focused more on the fantasy side of our connection...
    topsykrit topsykrit 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 10

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    I am so tired of wasting my tears over things I know I have no control over. Ever since I was little, I'd cry at the tiniest things like accidentally hitting someone, which now...
    EmEn1125 EmEn1125 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 13

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    I keep having these premonitions and dejavu's either from dreams or visions that really come true either days, weeks or months after i dream about. I actually had it all my life...
    TheWorldVsJ TheWorldVsJ 26-30, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    It disgusts me that women here are insulted and degraded by men and perverts. That said...if you username is sexxyleggs, or something like that, and your profile pic is of your...
    mslvr01 mslvr01 46-50, M 5 Responses Dec 17

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    my friend was super drunk yesterday so i took him to his home -because i'm always sober- so we were in the bedroom and he saw himself in the mirror and he was like"F*** there is a...
    T0bone T0bone 22-25, M 3 hrs ago

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    I'm pretty awkward 99% of the time, I don't know how I have friends lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Sergjok Sergjok 22-25, M 4 hrs ago

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    I have met a number of Ascended Masters during my lifetime, some like Rama, I just met in passing. But aside from Kuthumi, there are three that stand out: Hilarion, Babaji and...
    Orion33 Orion33 51-55, M Nov 28

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    Well you see I try to see humor in bad situations. Not all the time. I know when it's time to take things serious. But if you know anything about me you know that I'm a bit of a...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 3 Responses Dec 16

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    When I hang around my two friends offline(whom are currently my only two friends) the guy gets more of my humor than her. They're dating and I truly enjoy the company. They're both...
    Sacryfice Sacryfice 26-30, F a week ago

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    Hello... hello... this is a random message... am bored... I have over 10,000 things going on in my head per 3 seconds... i sometimes feel like a teenager; cold, hungry and tired...
    Sazzio Sazzio 22-25, M 20 mins ago

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    Today my boss told me he wants another 30 years out of me and I have to work until I'm 76 years old! Wow and I thought I was the one with the weird sense of humor. In fact he's...
    666Charmed 666Charmed 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 2

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    I love to laugh... I gravitate towards friends that can make me laugh... I find it very attractive when a guy can make me laugh. I'm not talking about the fake laugh that comes...
    Dahlia2020 Dahlia2020 31-35, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    My sense of humor seems to range from bizarre to downright terrifying. As odd as it sounds, I find pooping in odd locations (while skydiving, in a mud bath at a spa, while scaling...
    beatingdepression beatingdepression 22-25, M Dec 16

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    I enjoy morbid humor, which can freak people out sometimes. Luckily, my friends love me and laugh at my jokes.
    CaliginousHeart CaliginousHeart 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 3

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    โ€œAnd now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get...
    NotVibrant NotVibrant 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 30

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    I know and understand the meaning of an emotional affair but need to get others opinions. Back in 2002, my wife took her current teaching position in our local school district...
    dynamic71 dynamic71 41-45, M 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    Lately, the phrase "if it was meant to be..." keeps popping up everywhere I look. The thing is, I don't believe things are meant to be, people are not meant to be or not be in our...
    diablesse34 diablesse34 46-50, F 19 Responses Dec 5

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    Size doesn't matter,but numbers do. I can't bear uneven numbers,and it has recently come to my attention that my circle is now one shy of an even 12. Therefore,I am in search of...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 4 Responses Dec 6

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    Chris Haaaaanson is my hero. He lured in almost as many guys as I did, and that there is impressive. I watch these everyday guys get told and they fidget and sweat and fumble...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 4 Responses Dec 6

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    My type of humor ranges from childish, corny, sometimes sacriligious, sometimes politically incorrect *I keep those "sometimes" discreet otherwise I will be hunted by an angry mob...
    Alyeskaa Alyeskaa 26-30, F Dec 7

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    Once someone knows me really well, it becomes easier for them to understand me... especially when I joke or when I don't even try lol, but most people find me humorous after...
    MissSilly MissSilly 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 18

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    Does anyone like to take a step back and watch people from a third person perspective? Watching people go about doing their dumb stuff is humorous.
    vffries vffries 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Went for tea at a restaurant with my bestie, there were only a few people there, a maximum of 4-5 other groups of 3-4 people. Over the system they are playing music. There was a...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 6

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    Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him--his height. Or, should I say, his lack...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 5 Responses Dec 11

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    Two deer walk into a gay bar, when they come out the first deer goes to the other deer "I think I just blew 50 bucks in there" xD
    colourfulskeleton colourfulskeleton 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    So me and my 23 year old daughter are putting up Christmas decorations around the house today. When it came to the nativity scene we just could not resist. Zoom in on the picture...
    Runningcracker Runningcracker 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    Somewhere there must be an atheist dyslexic insomniac lying awake and wondering if there is a dog.
    LOMD LOMD 31-35, M 7 Responses Dec 3

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    What is up with the medicine of today?! Oh you have a headache? here take this pill and it will help...but it might also cause you to lose your sense of smell, change the color of...
    TheKingWizard TheKingWizard 18-21, M 6 Responses Dec 6

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    Weird doesn't quite seem to cover it actually. My sense of humour is pretty arrogant. I dunno, I seem to come across as totally up myself. I think. Haha. I guess that's because I...
    BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper BrokenHeartedOlicityShipper 70+, F Dec 16

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    Me: You only go to the gym to meet girls Edward: I don't go to the gym to meet girls... they just appear when I'm there.
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F Nov 26