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I Have An Oversized Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 185 People

    My penis is sooo big: --that it is in a

    Japanese monster movie called "Godzilla vs. My ****". --that my **** covers two zip codes, --that AT&T had to put up more cell towers on my **** and they still drop calls --that the only ******** big enough for my **** are TV evangelists --that my **** is listed on Google...
    buckminster buckminster 61-65, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Ned A Hard Man

    HI GUY  I LIKE YOIR POST MAYBE CAN GET TOGETHER  LOVE JOE
    LOUIS5 LOUIS5 70+ Apr 9, 2011

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    Not Me But I Sure Would Love One Right Now In My *****!

    Would love to have one in me, on me, next to me, touching me, rubbing me...............................mmmmm
    jillian1101 jillian1101 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 14, 2010

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    Bro

    i call him bro 'cause it's the same size as me.......
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 5, 2010

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    It's Thick

    I am not amazingly long, although slightly longer than average. however I am thick. Really thick. I have had to end relationships with 6 women because I was too big to fit inside them, even with lube. Men always like to think they are hung, but sometimes it works against us
    sportsid2011 sportsid2011 46-50, M Oct 12, 2013

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    Huge And Lovers Over Huge

    I love it huge. Bigger is always better in my opinion. There's actually a social network out there that revolves around huge men and the people who love them. I'm not 100% certain it's appropriate to post this here but I feel the people of this group would benefit. So if you're...
    alexis4104 alexis4104 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2013

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    I Have An Oversized Penis,Too

    I have a **** of 9.5 inches that is also really thick.
    mavericstud9 mavericstud9 51-55 1 Response Aug 30, 2013

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    Women Look Too...

    I related to women with large breasts since we share a common theme here. In the work place it is interesting since there are a lot of people interacting throughtout the day. As I'm in a meeting or have a conversation I notice women looking directly at my crotch...for the longest...
    beachdude46 beachdude46 51-55, M 5 Responses Apr 15, 2011

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    Being Cursed....

    My wife and I have had many arguements lately. One of my arguments is that we have a sexless marrige. She says the reason we don't have sex is. It hurts to much, I agree I have not been able to have normal relations because of this problem. But we have been married for some time...
    Jamcojay Jamcojay 31-35, M 17 Responses Jun 18, 2007

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    I Have A **** Of 9.5 Inches

    I have a **** of 9.5 inches.I'm glad I'm bigger than average.I don't care about that size dosen't crap from normal or undersized guys-because all just jealousy.Sure,other things matter,but you can't just dismiss having a big one.Despite what might get posted up on the web,there...
    mavericstud9 mavericstud9 51-55 Aug 24, 2013

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    Longer Than The Unaverage

    title says it all. im pretty huge, especially for my age. join my circle or add me as a friend if u would like to judge
    stephen4035 stephen4035 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 20, 2011

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    Large And Thick

    I think I hit the jackpot when it comes to size of my genitals now I'm 6'1 160 all musle and I have a **** of 9.5 inches that is also really thick. I must say its be en a blessing as I've never been with a girl who didn't like it
    Powerislife Powerislife 22-25, M 9 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    Long And Thick

    I stand 6 foot 5, 210lbs. I have a very thick and meaty 9 inch with a fat helmet. None of my ex girlfriends could take my full length.
    swartm swartm 26-30, M Oct 5, 2013

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    Not Everyone Likes A Big ****

    My **** is 9 inches hard, and most of the time i'm happy with it, but being bi I've had both guys and girls refuse to let me **** them when they see me hard. I swim laps every day and whilst I feel comfortable in speedos I'm 6 inches soft and some people look at like I'm hard...
    luke28 luke28 26-30, M 29 Responses Nov 10, 2011

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    Longer Than Average

    Not a monster, but 8" or 9" erect. Long enough to bump a cervix, which some women like and others don't. I sometimes wish I had a tiny micropenis, just for a change.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Dec 30, 2010

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    Yes, You Heard Me Right!

    I left him at home today, looking for a job. I call him: Husband.
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 11 Responses Aug 2, 2007

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    Long ... *** Judge For Yourself

    Yes, I am long, big headed and uncut.If you want to see it add me to your circle. I'll be happy to show.However, let me tell you that it is not always a blessing. It's a good thing to have in some cases for sexual enjoyment of those who like to have a long tool inside them. But...
    nelsont27 nelsont27 41-45, M 6 Responses Jan 4, 2011

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    I honestly wouldn't give a a monkeys penis about anything you would say about me. There's only like 2-3 people on this planet that can mentally make me cry.
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    Well not a whole change, I want my testicles put inside my body and have a vagina added while I keep my penis... I know this isn't possible but I sure wish it was. And maybe size...
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